The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 7, 1911, Page 4

_THE SEATTLE STAR | “ot United prc daily by Biar Publishing Oo, ve * — See wen = | Let Them Have Hope Reuf sends to the California prison directors a suggestion for ks ‘of ex-convicts that strikes us aa nove! and good, and If socl- ean get any return for Abe's sins against her, she ought to take It Abe would have an association which would receive the convict bh Nils release and secure honest employment for him, There is not new in this, but Abe would alko have an organization within the to teach prisoners a useful calling which they cauld take up upon release, Each aber of this organiaation should pay $3 or some nominal sum as annual du Those who haven't this money ‘ould give their promissory notes, payable “ "pon hono: after thelr re In short, Abe's Idea is to give the prisoner something of prac: ‘yalue to do durtng the crushing hours, days, weeks and months of omethini t will enable him to be honest later on, and will make him EL THAT HE HAS HELPED HIMSELF. ~ Bellows who start out into the world with knowledge of their ability to make their way are armed with hope. Abe proposes to start some of them with hope, instead of despair, and It Is a good thing Don't be misled by the pian to lease the Alaska coal lands. Just that in order’ to use that coal the lessee must do these thing Build a railroad into the interior of Alaska, Develop Controller bay ine a true Ln Install a fleet of ocean-going steamships. Hetablish shipping points and facilities of distribution all along the Could YOU do that, Mr. Reader? Could ANY person of your acquaintance? It | it? Yes, and more--it is a proposition only to be handled by ctr bes viz.: The eight men who now contro! the great {o- of the country (Morgan, Hill, Stillman, Guageoheim, Baker, ff and the two Rockefellers) or the people of the United States, So i te: omivate MONOPOLY OR PUBLIC MONOPOLY—WHICH? ‘There is no middle ground. To this have we come at last, the plain Organized Dollars and Organized M: ‘Every American citizen must decide, once for all, where he stands. be for Money or he must be for Men. Alaska coal {s the crux conflict. Mysterious Providence has made that far northern the battleground whereon will be settled the question of the ‘The fight ix on. This nation has been frrevocably conquered for y, or it sball be forever ruled in the interest of mankind. Climax That Climaxed ‘Listen to the climax In the speech of Hon. C. W. Howard, president Bar association. hed denounced the initiative, referendum, recall and direct prt- then climaxed thus: A SOLOMONIC FOREMAN Friend (to juror)—-Why did you acquit the prisoner when he e actually owned up to the og og td ie a i a Juror—Well, you see, the man argued that a man who wou! hog Penna tenth a ee rn cae en wee steal would also ile about ft, so we dida’t want to convict an innocent legislative, executive and judicial, SHOULD BE EX-/man.—Boston Transeript. BY THE UNRESTRAINEO WILL OF THE MAJORITY e dont know whether that convention of lawyers ap- ‘or not. We haven't seen that any reporter put (applause) into of President Howard's speech. We applaud, anyhow. The it Is just exactly what Mr. Howard said it was. applause.) + two mates prisons California has over 3,000 prisoners--an HIS GRIEF “I ‘ear yer missus is dead, Bill.” “Yea—pesged out.on Derby Day, unfortunately. missed for 15 years."--London Opinion. Fuat Derby I've HIS QUIETUS. Mra. Cobb—“Was the grocer’s boy impudent to you again when you telephoned your order this morning? Maid—"Yes, Mrs. Cobb, he was that; but I fixed him this time, I sez, “Who the hell do you think you're talkin’ to? This ls Mra. Cobb. ” —Life Hospital Physician—"“Which ward do you wish to be taken tot A pay ward or a——" Maloney—“Iny of thim, Doc, thot's safely Dimocratic.”-—Puck. ss ° ° ° CHEER UP! New York doctors announce that you can take In germs at the mouth only, like typhoid germs. ig ° 35 ° oO “WOMAN writer tells how “kissing was discovered.” says advance ‘There was recently haled into an Alabama court a little Irishman to it. Whew! She must have revived ancient history!” whom the thing was @ new experience. He was, however, wi A ee and wore an air of a man determined not to “get the worst of it.” fellow who goes around showing bis appendix In a bottle of “Prisoner at the bar,” called out the clerk, “do you wish to chal necessarily of a saving disposition. It may mean sheerlienge any of the jury. ‘Thereupon the Celt looked the men in the box over very care » 0 06 fully and with a skilled eye. MON of Hayt! abdicated to a rescue cruiser with a , I tell ye," he finally replied, ‘Ol'm not exactly trainin’ ‘Thus does this colored gentleman put to shame) put O1 think Ol could pull off a rownd or two with thot fat old boy fn th’ corner.”"—Lippincott's Maga: o 0 @ Sam's average, you ate $0 pounds of white THE MODERN WAY American woman has a “delightful conquering tackled the first woman he met at the dock will never leave him where’er he They married off.” “I suppose itis lonesome now at “How's he getting along with his | home?” arden?” “Ob! no. Every once in a while gets a divorce and wan- mato out of it yesterday.” A DOUBTFUL FAVOR. seattie, Aug. 4, 1911. Ft aa is to give the prospec- ‘Tho case was over, It had dragged on wearily for three days, and ‘0 oné who knows | tive factories and various industries cmon, the single | every inducement, thus securing for Sacks mene gunn. had gained the verdict, éalculated that be was in for our city a gw Hag = ah prem ut he had forgotten his lawyer Beemer 3 tain abt “Here is my account, sir,” said his counsel, with a succulent smile. Saora & A bs reo “We solicitors—ah—must claim our little bit, you know.” "s ry HAMMERSMARK iy Thelr little bit! The unhappy client gazed at the document in be- . Te > wilderment. 604 Third Ave. 6 this—what you charge?” he asked. ‘ea. I have deducted the amount that was awarded,” he explained, struck | Editor of Seattle Star: “and this is Just the trifling balance that Is due for my Po Fanaa it. Dear ’Sir—I have gathered a few| don't thank me, sir! 1 have charged you so little because I knew your names in the shop and at trade| father.” . union meeting to help along on the ‘hen, thank goodness,” replied his client, as he staggered to the petitions to the president and con-| Window for air, “that you didn't know my grandfather!” at | gress to appoint @ coal mining com- ananeepttaltincieseeypianarons mission for Alaska. WOMAN VS. THE CACTUS. I am a subscriber to The Star, he clinging type of girls is disappearing” have been for some years, and I ap- Yes; modern woman, with her numerous hatpins, 1s more Preciate your good work very much.| cactus than a vine.”—Washington Herald, JOHN AHLSTRAND. 212% Taylor Av. KIND OF HIM. May ‘Case so clearly, using Seattle as horrible example, that our ber of Commerce, dominated i get-rich-quick, non-producing | To the Editor of The Star: ‘ ate once got busy) Dear Sir—As I am a subscriber to with . your paper (the people's paper), I | _ The June fcr Hengelo Bro FO) thank you for the way you e | pose all such actions that are detri- vot gaa kg Bong Fin dl — mental to the majority, the common | people, and hope that your paper city solved its tax problem, !witt succeed and open the eyes of the land speculators to dis-| those that still do not know the dif- , making conditions attractive | tere fi m1 4 poe in productive fields. Taare fue thar poor ee A SOUND MISFORTUN n } people and news- Edmonton's city fathers Sot | papers against the people. Being and had the taxes put where! with you in this great fight for re- they belonged, the city became pros-| form to the best of my ability, | beg Derous. to remain, Beatile will soon learn that to tax| Yours r Yours respectfully, ‘the speculative values out of land HERMAN BOETSCH, to stop levying fines on im- 1421 W. Gist St., City. = SS = An bition te ear bod am! us amateur actor had so persistently beseiged the cl Manager for a place in the play that finally he was admitted, . “What part am I cast for?” he inquired. “You are to be the heroine's father,” was the reply. “Well, sir, he dies six years before the curtain ri: _ ; ‘he oe rises on the first act, What was the matter with that -"“Let me give you a piece of my | quartet singer? mind, old boy.” He met with a baseball accident. “But won't it be wobbing you,| Baseball accident? deah boy?” Yes; he died on the base, TEMPORARY DISADVANTAGE The widow had just announced her engagement “But, my dear Maria,” sald her friend, “you don’t mean to tell me that you intend marrying a man you've only known fortwo weeks?” “Oh yes,” said the happy widow. “I can easily overcome that objection {n time, I hope to know him tolerably well after we have been married a couple of years,”-—Harper's Weekly. HARD ON THE DOG. Gerald—“My dog knows as much as I do.” momen: Why don't you get an intelligent dog?’—Chicagd fhe (as they encounter a vicious bull —"Go ‘mow you said you would face death for ri cel ke SI He—"But he isn’t dead.”—Tatier, ED Colorado Bprings is | ite 60th birthday, Tourt money cordially tnvited, By John Burroughs Serene I fold my hands and wait, soa; I rave no more ‘gainst time or fate, For, lo! my own shall come to me, Asleop, awake, by night or day. The friends I seek are seeking m No wind can drive my bark astray Or change the tide of destiny, ‘The stars come nightly to th The tidal wave unto the # Nor time, nor apace, nor deep, nor high Can keep my own away from me, ky The phrase “talk .buncombe” originated in historic Buncome co., North Carolina, where Col. Ed ward Buncomé became famous for his political blarney. Mary MacLane again bursts into Ufe's vapid arena with a new book in which she says love is a fake. "Twould take more than another R to make Mary marry. The prince of Wales gets 42 & day as midshipman on the warship Hindustan, Nor care for wind, or tide, or} English doctors say the A plane reason for a complicated complalut Oncar Bogern, janitor of a Chi- cago Apartment house, was fired this week, and~ the %6 tenants signed @ petition asking that he be retaftied. They sald he washed the porches, fixed the plumbing, kept the flate warm in winter, spoke kindly, got up at all hours to unlock the front door, moved heavy furniture, kept anow off the walks and stayed sober. That must have been « story to fil & vacant apart it house, for no janitor like that could live be- yond childhood. Kerchew!! te, “< fA 1 do not need a calendar To tell the time of year: 1 know when | begin to cough Ana “er sneeze my head right Hay fever time ie here. Uhlan trotted a mile In 2:01% “|at Cleveland the other day. 0, You Lan! An All-Round Concertist Rev. Skellet will give a concert, consisting of solon, duets, quar tets, instrumental and vocal musie at the town hall Wednesday even- ing. —Perryvillo Correspondence, Ashland, O., Press. The country’s candy bill last year was $78,000,000. Last year a St. “Louis brewery A Milwaukee brewery was sec- ond with 450,000 barreis. CARE KRHERKERHERH * SUNLIT SPOTS: * RARER AAKEHHKHEKEH Love’ laughs at the locksmith, but not at the «roeeryman. Some folks wish that Worry would join the union and call it off after an eight-hour day. Don't let your troubles jar you. You'll have ‘em till Doomaday. It wishes were autos, beggars — have some pretty stiff tire 8. A Fashion Note While clever Doctor Wiley Investigates our beer, common folks, But wears a 5 iar And never even chokes? On the Surface. A comely young woman named Jane, While walking was caught {n the rain She ran—almost flew; Her complexion did, too, And she reached honfe exceedingly plain, —Philadelphia Telegraph, RRR REH . * UNEXPECTED POLITENESS. * “I notice,” said the young * * man’s employer, “that you are * * always about the firet in the * x office in the mornings.” * “Thank you, sir.” * * “Why do you thank me?” * * “For noticing it.” * ” * KKK KKKK ee jad let Him, “novby, Shave you become ac- quainted with the new boy next door?” #No, not 'xactly acquainted; T've licked ‘im two or three times, but I don't know his name yet.”"—Chi- cago Tribune, 4 A-Little Too Soon, Friend—-No wonder Miss Beauti won't look at you. It’s your own fault. You act like slave—fawn- ing, cringing, kneeling before her, as if you didn’t dare call your soul your own, Mr, Sadfello—Don’'t women like that kind of treatment? Friend—Um—not — until marriage. after Vacation Idies. We've got two weeks’ vacation and our clothes are in the grip, And ai: we now require is the money for the trip. a Room Mate! No W How would you like to have a Gila Mon running around your boudoir these frosty August morn- inge? Before you answer, let us tell you that a Gila Monster (pronounce It Heela) ts the most poisonous mem ber of the reptiliia family in the world, Its bite i» fatal; there is no antl-| dote for the poison that it injects, once It gots the hooks into you. ou'd probably prefer to pass up Mr. Gila-—what? Well, sir, Myrtle Vane, the leading woman at the Lois, has got a Gila Monster, She ia mighty jealous of her “pretty” little pet, and keeps it all to herself, Maybe the other members of the company and the folks at her hotel are just as well! watiofied that she does. They will have none of Gila, espectally after | reading up on him in the natural history books: This particular Gila was present: | od to } Vane by a theatre man ager down in Los Angeles three ks ago. The Glia had been sunning bimeelf in a little glass box in the manager's front office win- MISS MYRTLE VANE dow, The manager got him from a} friend in Bisbee, Arizona. “L wan offered the Gila as a pres-jover the bar to slaughtbr 20 men, | natura! « ent when I started for Seattle. So isn't it? 1 took him,” Miss Vane ingenuously told a Star man this morning “But, good heavens, Just Fancy! Myrtle Vane Has a Gila Monster onder You Shudder, Anastasia The Star photographer tried [0/41 dents | get a nice little portrait of Brownte | relencs 4 girl, the to go along with this story, but Mr. r for Brownle has had his polson ducts amputated.) THAT CHUNK OF ICE, “Yen sit,” aid the suburbanite, “1 found a hailstone as large a8 4 goose egg on my back porch this morning, nd——"” Get out!” exclaimed the one-man “You must have been Something like that,” admitted the other. “I discovered later that | the iceman had left it.” ; lake Washington § strawberry fields are now opened to the public, 16 cents per gallon. 7” ALBANY Sass No More Dread of the Dental Chair ‘The Modern High-Ciass, Low-Price Dea- thats TEETH extracted or filled, crowned or bridged, asolutely without pain, by our late selentific method, No produe- he only Dene Washington Eredionts to And porcelain cre particles of pal th ere painiessty and by spectaliate of from ten to twenty years’ experience. We have a specialist to treat Pyorrhes, beast’s nlp will croak you,” ex-| Gila declined to come out of his box claimed the reporter, shed Hostonese accent. “I'm not afraid,” Miss Vane said, with which to pluck him forth. But faney! like that, inch Gila Monster for The Gila’s name ts Browne. | Ugh! That's a hot name for a 17-inch | astasia, Mzard that can stick enough potson TEACHING A GIRL TO SWIM “Say, Harry, w'at's the best way to teach “Dat’s a cinch, First off you puts yer left arm under her walst | or i Gent and you gently takes her left hand——~ “Come off; she's me sister.” “Aw, push her off de dock.”—Cosmopolitan, CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. You, President Taft is simmering (correct) at the winter capital. THE RETORT WILY. Dr. Wiley has evidently proved the saying that the way to a nation’s heart fs throngh its stomach. HIS MIND WAS MADE UP. “I wish you would explain to me the difference between a baron and a baronet.” in his pol-|and there were no ice tongs handy (P. 8.—We forgot to add that hn tute nt A dainty little wo ; with a daring laugh—tee-hee—fust|man like Myrtle Vane with a 17- A roommate, No wonder you shudder, An- f PAIN: udanboce AN work done at our offices ts guaran teed for 15 yours, We are making & spe- cialty of gold and poresiain crown and bridgework, and extension work, where or bridgework eam not be used, durapis ork known to the dental clones, name sions ls & guarantee That your work will be the best. We have a specialist in sach department, Bast operators, best gold workman, extension denture makers and painless extractors teeth—in fact, all our staff are recor: nixed masters of modern dentistry. W: will tell you in advance, uy free axams~ nation, exactly what your work wit! cost. LADY ATTENDANTS ALWAYS PRESENT. 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