The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 31, 1911, Page 4

SAILOR LADS IN FIGHT WITH “UPPER-CRUST” FOR LASS THEY WOULD MAKE QUEEN AND THERE’S A VERY PRETTY STORY IN THE “W HY" OF IT, TOO. : out ot eity, 80 conte per up te ix months Bix monthe, 11.18 ———————— | Spoiled Fruit on Bench ipauuek comasieas snaieasd oe on i law sults, and much superheated Ginoursion, with the “soctal upper crust” aligned against the “ord nary citizenship,” plus a deter et force of the sailor boys at @ navy, followed San Diego's More are some thoughts about) efforts we choose & queen for a few | tival to attend ithe breaking of | ground for the city's Panama-Calt fornia exposition. witty, who swapped stories and| And still, no queen ts sure of her Woodrow Wilson got so tired of being asked how he stood recall of judges that he lost his temper when only half the West, but said he opposed the reform, Now he = ne to Kentucky to address the State Bar A ation, and > this is what he said about “The Lawyer in Polit “He seldom thinks of himself as the advocate of society, “He moves in the atmosphere of private instead of public ice. “Cat bites « janitor,” says a item. Pretty kitty, nice kitty bite an looman, “He is absorbed now more than ever before into the great beaee the now, ‘ ‘ job, The “society” candidate was industrial organism. arbers among the} Miss Helene Richards, Her op g Hebrews in 694 B, 0. ponent was Miss Eleanor Leo, Grecian barbers flourished five|daughter of a mechanic. Though centuries before the Christian ora.|Miss Richards polled highest in « To former times Engitsh barbers Mins Leo's were also surgeon: voting for Barbers to kings bave risen high, Peter of Brosse was rber, then} Back of the disagreeable squab- | French prime minister. bi is one of the pret ~ that Ban Diogo has lephone number |ever had to tell, Here it Is “It is growing increasingly difficult to supply the bench) with disinterested, unspoiled lawyers. “It is a matter of grave concern to the nation that there are no men to be judges but lawyers under these influences.” ts and corporations.) > Well, well! You are going some yourself, aren't you,| “My ancestors came over tn the podrow? But if we can get no judges save the spoiled fruit | Mayflower,” ‘ef the corporations, we can’t recall them, you say? “That's nothing; my father ée-) ae StS RIM TRUE TT IEE te ABT: “Won't you consider becoming a life partner of mine?” “How much capital can you pat K , | George's Oh, yes, we can! Watch us, Woodrow. : | Fe Oh SORERR EEE RST Westustnater,” —— errrrrrErrerrreer ere eee eee eee Sl ye a elt 7 ccocinty— wie ‘at, “Pout i * * iret to Report. ity” Coronado across the bay — a record of Aegon rs es ro = > ABOUT THE SIZE OF IT %| FINDLAY, ©, July 26.—-Citizens|from San Diego. Jackios from the athe—one for every month. The first occurred September), “Why te tt," queried the youth, “that so many people fall w|of repute say quite vome snow fell}men of war lying in the harbor 20, 1910, and the latest Saturday night, when a chauffeur Wa8/% to mind thelr own business?” where last night. Wore there. But the society girls ~ gobbed and shot down. Not one of these 11 murders has been | # “There may be one of two reasons or both,” answored the # pcre erly know | them. a. vain the ‘caught—not a single real “clue” discovered. =. Saleen philosopher, “They may have mo mind or ao bu > se they got fer their gallantry were . econ “ ; a saube and ahrags a i the time one of the pret WeErtrrrrtreLtOeCeeee eee eee eet 2 2) siete ich Galatians mire ‘athe Sok room was watching. She was just . a bit of @ girl of 17, with pink chooks, bright eyes and a folly, friendly wmile. She saw the flush of embarrassment creep over the way down Into the throat lad Reclamation—Prevention || j.ecina rue on, Wo'd like to bet, That to the rush, You will forget & comb and brush ~-Youngstown Telegram, ETYMOLOGY, “Why do they call these den tistw’ offices dental parloraT’ ask ed Smith of his friend . “Why, partor the old-fashioned |The Scotehman remarks: “I am awt name for drawing-room.”-—Presby At both New York and Chicago unusual projects are on foot for Teclamation of drunkards through municipal effort. The metropo Proposes farms where drunkards ean be provided with proper food healthful outdoor work. Chicago proposes hospttals. Both projects mean simply that society ts recoguizing drunkenness & disease. Of course, in this dise as In others, “an ounce of To the linke where the heather is saw But it's needless aye S worth @ pound of sere” vane THE HINT THAT FAILED, I'l walk around there bit a * * . . ; Viet wait! invitation to bare, “I'l dance with you,” she sald. Good evening. Did you ride home without your transfer pa tre o sav apace vekan ft eee emi na And she did. And with as many Republican, jaw! others of the sea fighters as she| Helene Richards, ch: ed by Jake Furth’s men? " challenged by Jake Furt en? Keeping you from your disner. had numbers on her card. That/cal “Four Hundred, ve’ Hostess—-No; but I fear we are Binettor. evolutto n Di and ashore chai that f Observations ig > ag yr eg ee ee es, uMiaa_lla, was your besser @ | there had been unfair voting for $53 j a - = = -Altenee Review: ONE DIFFERENCE. ° t | the society candidate. aie: # TION ta Haytt ts “eritical,” bat that's normal down there May—What’s the ditferense be]. orem, All the men had to night at Coronado, ‘They in.| Then came the fight. Lyman J. y’ tween ‘lectriolty and lightning? " Gage, former secretary of the trea a | _1F Canada insists on a referendum for reciprocity, and votes it aury, became the afviser of Miss 4 ~ 4 what a joke on Taft! om gga she won't. His best soft shirt anything for | Richards. When their offer to “FLEXIBILITY will be the keynote of the new season's corset,” Ant Uthelta collar. et Jumping jeer Deke arid te sected. a ere eee Won't be so much like squeezing an armored GOT THE MONEY ia “Polly's” backers secured an at RICHARDS. Pee ee Doctor—Well, I'l! got my money out of old Neverpay this time, ecg Oo er a terion fon piay™ SOUTHERN PACIFIC railroad has ‘paid Out neerly 6 million dot] _Wife—-You said you never expected to eet » cant Ser treating Bite. an American and I believe in fair|. That's all “Polly” Lee has to say, Doctor-—I will this time. His life was insured, and he's dead. fm pensions in eight years, 616 persons recetving benefits. The . payment is over $1,300. ee THE REASON, ° ° o LITRY gent says Broadway was christened “The Great White Way” yi Gy eS meee Ht reminded some one of a trip to the polar regions. Forget tt, i F t Old Broadway never got so cool as that % ee ae MRS. ABIGAIL SCOTT DUNIWAY, of Oregon, has been president president-atlarge of the Equal Suffrage Association of her state for eoer and she says she is going to stick with the job until “women te o 0 °o > th : APPETITE REPAIRING JOHN: E. GOODWIN, New Yorker, aged 23, Is coming to California TR eH, “Aw, but, I say, what with Reno 5 gee ‘see if Nat Goodwin isn't bis long-lost father. Heaven help the rich | DF and ali that, one tan't obliged to.”— mer Repair Your Appetite ja! Even when they get all their wives recorded, they have | SS Youngstown Telegram. ft Tamates : | aor : Torn |S. & Mi. Sachin ls YOUR 4D BERET {HIS REPAIR DIRECTORY RUNS EVERY MONDAY, NEW YORK HAR , NESS CO. | we a Pek inaestus fight the unrecorded children evil. ~ pees ° ° ° ia 4 first recorded mention Repairing Dene While OKLAHOMA man sues for divorce because when he told her it! Z ‘ bacco tx in Columbus’ dairy for No- 1488. POURTM ANE PO TIE al apd Dad to smoke and drink tn public, she replied: “The public be vember 20, 1492, Prompt Delivery |. 344/78 W. Columbia st. * hoch Pe » and when she went to bed she clattered her pistol on the floor. pany Main 6308 4 : <6 are still fellows in Oklahoma who expect to get perfect angels | hype toes Rom a Toe, wet it OPEN 11:30 A.M. TO1A. M. HAT REPAIRING marry. i up: “President mertng ; ait ia ssheegiatacial more eh = coger at bor maer be wasn't so far o EY ARTIFICIAL LIMB REPAIRS We Wii Cali for That O14 ' wrong after all 7 | Mann, ‘ " BT * ¢ Di: n ‘ i Phone Ind 8702--T18 4th Ave 4 , H ‘ompkins o! . Onn » JOUNBSON NORTON ©0., Inc. = Eee! a 62-pound catfish tn og ie Cg if And Deltver it 8 Good a Now, “Willie, if you're « good boy while |and called in the tpwn's eft. | sed Gacgical Appliances. ust Cail U; SF hin ta ‘vemovet ty contres|, What Jack Summer frettas| Fm oteiing” tenn Yo bu wine of the fae: ae ey ae would show that no man ts above|*?2ut"” ; “Afraid bie wife can come back.” Frank W. Smith, who discovered Supporte, Ete nnd AMAS A SPECIALTY. eacdemudae cine Be | eB [Dorms in Death vation, started as a|| 50c Rollis No. 1 Hand Tap JEWELRY REPAIRING 4 peta onoigag , COULDN'T BE A CRAZE timberman, and is worth about | Wrench and Tool Holder ap aaa ae ear ON 4 BUST THE TRUST. ae oak friend Jones , one of the finest pianists I ever heard. 1,000,000 now. 20¢ DAVID LEVINE ' wi : _ 1911,| WRF don’t he go on the stage Segre Woolley, Wee say a, ak] Minks—Wouldn’t pay; bis ame ts too eaay to pronounce. Another Limeriok. Mp take smationt up te. beaten. Watchmaker and Jeweler ets to petition to bust the coal 1900 Firet Ave, Sesto spots tt hoa te car PROBABLY NOT us fois we ried through, oe, wae be better, oe Tepree judge gave a herem-ekirted woman five minutes in he ee po gt aitham Guet-preot Watches : it seems to me, if congress would)! to leave town.” fas ~~ a Cleaning Tho, Mainepr! issue greenbacks to promote such “Geel If it had been @ hobble che never could have done It.” Geen oe kul’ act atta tar Whee. Gprings an Rodos ‘an tah. Pee me ; work, instead of a bonded Indebted- LOCK WORK—KEYS, ETC, hess, but any old way is bettor than| “Shed is much Ike marriage.” beep -pargenaigny BETES : let a special few get ali our nat- “In what way?” But the Yankee remarks: r ural resources, I believe the peo- “Both are fine institutions, but sometimes I wonder if either is greet stuff; : ple — soon see ee mae worth the trouble.” I realty can’t play It enuff. 1 ests put a stop to nn | Use to atiok, club or bole, of Big Dosiness Yours for better- THESE var Days. ENOUGH SAID. Call it shinny oF pole, ' ommatt Ty di they call 'W. W. McDUGLE. wa gy set once ga REVELLE FOR COAL PLAN. pened corn meal r t a ~ Pony reafgage ba — hg — 3 Editor Sta g — a t tos che Alas eons itazion to the) A New White “s Be . Most satisfactory yet. day in » t ir tiecnd te sent nae eae oee aise Oo enis ha wos tonty to mest PIE snl es Sess Rear eae & om : 9 come into own. \ “i ! We have done about enough for Z | gag tba bis fists ANGELES CAFE AACHIENOLS suvats Ansvores t the favored trusts. . ont KELLY’S 305 First A: pica Lat thom neap om ante sit Latest Moving Pictures : roth AR THIS FROM XENOPHON prentine Sue New Ev f SEASTER PED SSMENT WORK E Dear Editor: It is things like Don't blame @ man for what he ery Day I r this which hurt your Influence, neg iB Bolg FREE George Taylor P Pinstering and Cement Repate we Pastis, se 218 Arcade Annex. Offices “id = ire your baad fights when they are properly conducted ; ANSWERED, oma ais eae ot | “You, there, in the overatts!"|| REGULAR DINNER yourself. In no way have you shouted the cross-oxamining lawyer, |] Served from 11 a. m. to 8 p. m, succeeded better than you have in ‘how pos are you pald for telling | including coffee, milk, beer a) not age hem Be untraths you are," retorted the or whe. . now the story ley} “tt may be so, but I dont see how| “I started to tell my wife about Lame am son are. and Mrs, Henry. Ho was twice her|jt can ever be?” poems whe und © ee awe ee 25c age, he was old and lame and ugly;| “what fs it?” own fall gown.” “ he had nothing which would attract] ~My nephew saya that the reason REASONABLE RESTRAINT. Vocal and Instrumental Music & women Mre. Hi cept! we feel so exhausted there hot da: my story with one| < jones—tis it necessary for you to Afternoons and Evenings. ee, ine ee. fs because of the humor in who mado @ millon | gq sour daughter to, Europe to peat a 5 or ugh or, over had, any quailty Of soul of latmosphere,”________iollare.”__|,_l¢>mplote her musical eaucation? | | Why Cook at Home? erobe. We hope to have a news PERPETUAL RESENTMENT fernal. racket’ here any lon) paper here—and we hope ft will be ‘That neighbor of yours is constantly changing his politics.” Portland Oregonian. on,” replied Farmer Corntosnol one of these people who | ——————__—_— insist on blaming the administration for the kind of garden seeds feigns to believe his majesty lended, and secks to| The Star—to help the decent peo- off as criminals men who had | ple in this town. etc Wiring, Repairing and Contracting. Retailers of Motors, Fans and Suppiles. exercised their civil rights, You do not as a rule print anony-| congressman distributes.” ory hle man, who occupies an exalt-|mous letters, and in that rule you| 6 * ble 290 Columbia St, Phone, Ind. 4888 fudictal ‘position and should be|#how very good judgment, but I Guest—What do you think of this {dea of compulsory arbitration? F. Daly, \ Phone Ind. 2208, and fair, and generous, is} Will ask you to print this, or, Walter—Don't keer nuthin’ "bout dat, boss, ‘ot we-uns want is Wy ee TTY ag maa be 9 and partial and vindictive. | rather, to think of ft and put {n your] compulsory tippin’. MECHANICAL WORK - ings discredit upon the bench|own clear language the lesson I re meek Db | ARRAN RRA AN | a Mthese nd makes the administra-| have with halting words endeav- Bhe—I will have no smoking In thie house. Do you understand? { HUNTER MFG. CO. J F EVERETT-SEATTLE tice @ farce. ered to express. He—Yeo; please extend t i hil . call” would be a great ben- XENOPHON. oe eee oe ee INTERURBAN RAILWAY " efit to the people in his case, but as| ‘The above lotter refers to the ar- WANTED A TRIP. PROFESSIONAL. ° Z ‘ EVERETT Limited tral eamriaree gee, war cae Sraes Wy the Sins, come “Jack 18 proposing to me over| “Life isn’t worth itving,” sighed Sager : ing upon 8. Foster Kelley's deser-/the phone and he says he'd go to the|the wadfeatured man. aN 4 ; nn Ns iy ong FOOT REPAIRING fon of Mra, Henry. The article| gngs of the earth for me.” "T quite agree with you,” said the ba ene sg ey uke page 3 me oe Come when your feet Tieket Office would do the people @| was headed “The Other Woman—|" « a ‘Say, Sis, ask him if he'll take|solemn-looking stranger. this matter! What of Her?’ you to Europe on a honeymoon,| “Ab, then you, too, are a pessim- | > eran BAMBOO FURNITURE hurt the worst. I remove then, and take me along.” fat said the sad-featured man. ats 4. hates, No; I'm an undertaker,” replied | Ygyei ty: D--Limited trains i once. Str. City of Everett or Telegraph THE GREAT RETURNER, | he of the solemn visage—Chicago | ee sate tate to ones [the Pain at | Tribune. Sigh tty wrctensh) ebe ath DR. WURSTER ° | Start Now The prodigal son can give the i | They borrowed umbrella cards 4 wal | |apades at getting back home— THE RESPONSIBLE ONE. =| Learn Millinery; complete course || Washington Herald, If it wasn’t for the watch-mender, || When yor AN RY Goops""""| 306, 1414 Second Avenue. Sigh Madieonnhe Independent 1312. go fishing, if rod, reel, (aught; peice rights thorvugh and re- ee we would t have such a good time. |} !ine and flies ave purchased from shed at aixth —— ‘ —Philidelphia Bulletin, our fine stock, Roda, plosa and |) ’ cottage 25 Per Cent Discount for ||""Et'MINARY CONSULTATION. on fancy; about every sort of fly or OMISH-EVERETT ‘ ceiinisg.cpisthts 30 Da Chief Counsel—The first thing to FORCE OF HABIT spoon you ever saw or hoard of VERETT HARNESS ys do 1s to get at the root of this trou-| “Why did you break your engage-|f and everything a fishorman INTERURBAN ape BREWSTER’S i i a a ment with that school teacher?” wants at not-too-much prices. = og ig og 4 , of ming, fone ing, curling, making and wiliowing, ane Cone Pag root of| “If I failed to show up at her 4106, far ‘pone “haene. e e ; xade’talttts to] MODEL MILLINERY || torus novee exer cvenoa ane exiectet Theo. Wilts Co. Re sity bat sa ospita 1012 FIRST AVE. OE Manew Gee 810 FIRST 697 PEOFLE’S BANK BLDG, Chist Counsel—Exactly; and we) by my mother.”"—-New York Bven must get at {t.—Pitteburg Post. ing Mall. ‘ion’ tn Miverett ae Bouttio iver. |2#1® Kiewt Av., Bet, Mell aad Blanchard. erurban. Sweat Pade Cheap. Main 8998; Ind. 736, Branch Third and Union ‘