The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 29, 1911, Page 4

TTLE STAR _ by the War Publishing Ga. tTaft-Democratic Triumph © Well, Mr. Tait has his reciprocity, a personal triumph ac- | Corded him by democrats of the house and senate. While the general impression is that his victory will give “him public prestige and perhaps some politic widespread suspicion that there's little in the measure of economic value to the people at large. Certain it is that we Must not claim advantage in the measure too strenuously, since Canada has yet to pass it, and Canadians do love Canada * But, whether we shall finally gain much or little advantage ) by this measure, the fact of its passage must stand as a clear “@emonstration of change of sentiment as to high protection. | The tariff walls have been mined. The time seems to have come when public sentiment decides that, some of our industries no longer require the fostering bottle : if It is good to feel that we are to be on better terms with E) Neighbor Canada, but we have other close neighbors, and, ind in this age, many other foreign countries are our near Meighbors. If our “closer relations” with Canada benefit us, advantage, there} “Perey says his Buropean trip wi completely spoiled / “Aa to how | “Seema a careless porter lost a) label off his sultoase.” ao “Howard looks like a knight tn bathing suit.” “Where did you ever knight fn a bathing suit? Why not “closer relations” with others? It really looks like | progress toward greater treedom, a beginning made in economic $eli-reliance, and the moral effect ought to prove to be good, “Fegardiess of the return in dollars 5 2 Nobody seems to have substantial faith in this treaty’s DP Amportant reduction of the cost of living—save publishers who OH, GIRLS! “Don't talk to me of girls!” growled the bachelor, out to lunch last week.” “What of thatT” ‘i “Weil, I took her into a restaurant, and she said she wasn't hungry. “Didn't she eat anything?” “1 took a girl joe my darling the ambitious middle-aged farmer, ran breathless into hie house the other day, “What didger call me for; it ain't dinner time,” he said to Mra, Steb- bins, “T didn’t call yer,” sald she. And come to find out it was one of them touring car horns that yelled “honk honk” to scare # hen Mrs. Mary Trawieck, aged 111, a real daughter of the American revo- Julion, has been found destitute tn Georgta By Edgar Allen For the moon never beat bringing me dreams Of the beautiful Annabel Lee, And the stara never rise bat I feel the bright eyes Of the beautiful Annabel Lee; And no, all the night-ide, I lie down by the ald my darling—my fe and my bride, In the sepulehre there by the sea, In her tomb by the sounding sea, without “It’s Gold That Bears a Girl Down to Defeat,” Says Lillian Graham With a Wan, Tired Smile. “But It’s Nice to Be on the Stage All the Time,” Simpers Ethel Conrad, the To& Young Girl. THE TEMPTER AND THE GOLD. “We must have the money,” neawers Lillian Graham, “This is and we have they've it we could LILLIAN GRAHAM, NEW YORK, July 28-—A @ tng room at Hammerstein's. You're it, waiting. Through the wings | $500 a week for u you sec two girls, singing and lawyers to pay. And sow dancing. ‘They dance poorly; they | stolen the letters from us. sing even more poorly. At last their|only had the letters we eTH against them. “1 call it the pressure of gold, |tbe temptation rich men of New York put m the way of girls. Ite & pressure that just simply bears a girl down to defeat. It she EL CONRAD, buy print paper—but it really may mean a reduction in the “Dida't che cat auycbiag? Why, man, she looked at themenu, tried ection cinch; it may mean retluction of our notion that OUT/¢ive kinds of soup, two entrees, lobster ‘cutlets, ealmon salad, macoa- it ercsts can’t live unless surrounded by a great wall over] roons, coffee, cream bi chickon—in fact, she ate practically every- Which no outsider can climb to sell us things we need, Mr./ (ing you can think ¢ has succeeded in at least boring a hole through the repub- j policy of high protection, with a little kind assistance from the democrats, and there seems to be a chance for the : ws wrecking of parties over the question as to whether 2 hole shall be enlarged. 1241-Cutting Off Heads-1911 In the ignorant, benighted 13th century—the year 1241, to be exact—a law of Emperor Frederick II. provided that all most be manufactured under the inspection of the gov- t. There were heavy penalties for substitution or eration, Ii the government inspector FAILED to en- the law—permitted benzoate of soda in ketchup, or some- like that—they chopped off his head. in this present 20th century—the year 1911, to be exact— “the United States has also a pure drug law. One difference be nm the two statutes is that we have progressed in seven aries to the point where “heavy penalties” for violation} ¢ $2 or $5 or $10 fines. Another difference is that when government inspector—Dr. Wiley—tries to ENFORCE} law, an attempt is made to officially decapitate him. — Have we progressed or retrogressed in seven centuries? act in over, prove that we had to shoot. But|yields to temptation, she believes ‘They are Lillian Graham and|what chance does a poor girl have|that the old man who has won Ethel Conrad, the girle who tried|with all these bounds about herjher will care for her. But betore to kill W. EB. D. Stokes, the New |in New York?" long she Knows he has found am York millionaire, ond who are “Hunting Girls.” other young girl.” how out o@ ball, awaiting trial,| It's a question asked by thou-] “But { wouldn't say that,” im They are nervous and excited; the of beautiful victims of Broad-|terrupts the Conrad girl. “It audience has laugbed at them, might sound as if it was that way ; know ft once or twice, though in the end with you nd it ‘wound up with good natured wasn't.” applause, They smile weakly. for pretty young girls,” she goes! The older girl smiles faintly Lillian Graham is, perhaps, 27;/on. “And the girls come into|agnin. She scems to tolerate the Ethel Conrad ta oniy o gawky,|Broadway, every day by the ideas of the younger girl, rather awkward, big-eyed, big girl scores. They leave their quiet|than respect them. “Tm sick,” Lillian Graham/|bomes to face the world bravely.| “Wouldn't a husband and 9 says, with a weak little smile and| “Then come the men. There|bome be better than anything @ | & weaker voice, “I'm very tired,|are old ones, nice, clean old men, girl can get on Broadway? too.” with dirty habits, who try to win) She looks at you, to see whether a girl by playing. the part of #/you really don't know the answer, brings in a medicine father, A girl trust a man| “They're the best things im the “1 wasn't so afraid this time,”|with gray hair. Wer father's hair says Ethel Conrad, with a school-|is probably gray, too, and in her girl simper. “But, at firet it was|home town all the old men are|the stage all the time,” interrupts terrible to go cut there, When I|decent nnd good. She knows a|the 19-year-old. She is young aad opened my mouth, the first time,|young man isn't responsible. The|fresh; all the world lies before ber, hot a sound came out of it.” |young ones ran after her, too, but | Lillia “Why do you do itt” knows better how to guard | Broad Do You Remember HER CAREER “Has your college daughter decided upon her career?” “Not as yet, She ts hesitating between a chap whe works in @ hardware store and a fellow who is part owner in a garage.” - “New York ts filled with rich Those good old days when you men on the wateh, like hunters, had to wink at the soda fountain clerk to get a stick In it SWAT THE FLY ‘There was a maid in our town, And she was wondrous wine; | She jumped into the dining room And awatted all the Mies. —Chicago Tribune. WORTH HAVING “Come over to my house an’ I'll give you something “Whar'll y mer" bi “The men “Hon! What's the good of themt* “They don't let you go to school ff you have them.” A HIT AT POP, CHILLY! Bhe closes her eyes. A nurse world,” sbe says, at last. “But It would be nice to be om — eg And when the dining room was 4 ed : she got to Itehin’ ome more, and so killed All that were in the kitchen. Los Angeles Express. she And when she'd cleaned the kitch en up She felt quite acrobatic, And with a mop she went atop To swat ‘em tp the attic Schenectady Union. rou nove AyD GIRLA , | And when she had the attic clear, i Hie sae G26 Dave to Sa “en NEXT WEEK'S PRIZE CONTEST ABOUT SWIMMING Observations | Uncle Jack will award throw, letters can be about anything con-/the farthest swim, or some other prizes to three! cerning swimming but must be in-) bey or girl swimmer, or about the members of the circle who send in benefits of swimming. Answers And swat ‘om in the collar —Alleatowa Democrat. boxes of candy, teresting. Write about the longest That she should finish up the job LOOKS more squally in Mexico every day ° e o NEW YORK ratifies the federal income tax, making 31 states now eo 68 0 OREGON fs going in for flax, as well tens to beat Ireland in making linen. as popular government, and WORCESTER, Mass., got rid of 10 barrels of Mies by offering prizes the best catch) Winntng kid caught 1.2 ee eS PITTSBURG expect: be a whole lot of government. It's a coufort to re worse. ao es @ PREMIER ASQUITH has got to have 19,000 of ‘om. better under the commission flect that she can't possibly a lot of peers created tn or- to pass bis Dill, all right, but we have the hetresses in stock to ‘em. o o °o AN Indian, returned to his reservation geen his first buffalo in a New York im things? ihe Nee | PENSACOLA, Fia., refuses Carnesie’s ad ™i is some satisfaction. in Wisconsin, boasts of har- museum. How's that’ for 6 money for a public Iibrary the ground that it is tainted. Still, Andy got an advertisement, o 0 0 WELL, that reciprocity vote shows that Bailey has a following of anyway. Two isn't much of an army, but it may be enough to keep/| uazle of his from again blowing in the m ° o 0 3 * HAVING crowned their king and queen and invested the Prince of according to ancient rites, some mi! ‘to the solemn business of trying to get enough to eat. | they make it! "See AWAY back {n 1835, when he was 22 Mr. Mra. A. G, Hndson. The |. they celebrated the 76th anniver 98, she 91, and both happy. ° DR. MAUDE GLASGOW, eo o the business woman trousers are {nevitable. jew York woman's physician, says that jun to see if it's loaded. ons of Englishmen returned Here's hoping and she 15, théy eloped and other day, at thelr home in sary of their elopement. He Let ‘em come! We've ‘so discouraged trying to tell what she should wear that we don't & continental what she wears, if anything. BY REV. JOSEPH L. Pastor of the First Christian Church, Seattle. A LITTLE M an have. When it takes the form of pure milk for needy Seattle ba- , it makes our hearts tingle. ‘J. 0. FARRELL, owner of Maple Farm Dairy, has started an unself- work. Until Sept. 15, he will h 100 quarts of rich milk, an- and certified by experts as free to the first 100 babies ery for It. DEPARTMENT of Health distributing it. The good doe to locate th needs THIS MILK STORY reveals to ‘Me @ secret of Seattle's ness. not like all this talk about bad everything is all the time. OUR CITY wasn’t better than bad we would ail be In a very discord and hatreds, killing | bles instead of trying to save ING HEROD once killed all the babies under two years just be- cause he feared a little baby boy. Here we are trying to save all the babies in our city because we love them and know their value. 8) THE BABIES all around you. Visit their happy homes. Fol- low them through the free schools and into the business world. See + ote oiteasatetat OBJECT UNOBJECTED TO Doctor—You are now convalescent, and all you need ts exercise. & day, sir; but your walking should rh You should walk 10 or 20 mile have an object. Patient—All right, doctor; enough to pay your bill—Boston GARVIN, B. D., M. A. LK STORY. them care for the other babies. Then come and talk with me about the badness of our city! | PARENTS! YOU OUGHT to appreciate the spirit of these men. We cannot af- single one, Each in- precious than a $100, THE OLD PROPHET talked }about the city streets being filled with laughing children playing there. He knew that a baby would | keep any city from eternal bank- |ruptey. When thelr life can be rei d by so little interest, US ESTABLISH milk depots, nur- series, hospiigt playgrounds, Ht- braries, seh: and even act as their horses to ride and chums to |play with whenever and wherever | babies ery and prattle. MILK 18 NO CURE for an old toper or calloused woman. But a baby cannot live without it, Every |worn oat, dried up, frost bitten heart frozen old grouch or shriek | who tries to sour heart warming Seattle was once a baby. WOULD THAT, YEARS ago, some far sighted, generous baby lover, |had fed them on pure rich milk for |their bodies and re milk of the truth” for their souls, Pe |haps the milk of human kindness | Would now be flowing in thelr veins too. let | of Dobbe--My dining-room is the hottest place on earth. I wish I know what to do to cool tt | Wobbe-—Did you ever tally a why can't) friend home to dinner when your wife dida’t expect itt ‘Are you going to marry that in-) significant little shrimp?” t “Mama took a chance- FOOLISHNESS HIS BUSINESS “Why don't you act sensibly once in awhileT “Who—me?” “You, you.” “It would be unprofessional, DANGEROUS ‘He Keeps his temper well.” ‘He has to.” Why?” “Neobedy will have it around.” WIT NOT APPRECIATED Stubbs was feeling his way to the kitehen stove In the dark when) he felt over the coal scuttle. “Ob, John,” called Mra. Stubbs, sweetly, “I know what you need. You should get what they have on battleships.” “What's that?” growled Stubbs, as he rubbed his shins “Why, « range finder.” And what Stubbs sald about worm wit was plenty. A LITTLE GIRL’S GRIEVANCE i “Mamma,” raid iHtth Ethel, with a discouraged look on her ftece,) “d ain't going to school any more.” Vhy, my dearie, what's the matter? the mother gently inquired. “Cause it ain't no use, at all, I can never learn to spell. The teacher keeps changing the words on me all the time.” A SHOCKING DISCOVERY “Thia large bump running across the back of your head means that you are inclined to be curious to the point of recklessness.” “I know it. I got that by sticking my head into an elevator shaft | 10 see if the elevator was coming up, and it was coming down, | MORE DESERVING. WHICH? | { “T am going to the ball game.” “What for?” “Just to kill time.” “Why waste your ammunition | when the umpire is there?” CHEATED Manager—What's the leading lady im such a tantrum about? Press Agent—She only got nine bouquets over the footlights todight. Manager—Great Scott! Ain't that enough? Prows Agent—Nope—She paid for ten, for a wife.” “I suppose you wi too.” THEY TRIED IT Borden-Lodge—-80 you've been boarding with that Mrs, Ham- She always pretends that doesn’t keep boarde ew Boarder—Quite right. She takes boarders, but she docsn't keep them, COULDN’T STAY AWAKE ALWAYS “John,” she complained, “why 1s it that you alw: J T am talking to you?” ace aessuaane: he apologetically replied, “I have to go to sleep el some time, you know.”"—Chieago Record-Herald, travel around trying to borrow Transcript, A POSSIBLE REASON Teacher—If I were to stand on my head the bload woul int ft, Why does {t not run into my teet? EePie on ee —e Girl—Coz they ain't empty. he had to stay in at recess. ‘The orator spoke about the thin id not believe and the things he w “That fellow,” observed the about 20 nots au hour."—Judge, Ram's Horn, es he had not said, the things he ‘ould not do, sailor, “is talking at the rate of RATHER MIXED “There goes Jenkins’ widow.” “Yes, but he was married twice, you know.” “Well, what of that?” “Well, {6 she his first or second widow?’-—Catholic Standard, — HE LOOKED NEGATIVE “So you didn’t ask papa if you could marry me? “Because, my love, he looked so forbidding.” Now, why not?” He—Do you think that your father would oft lence if I were to ask him for you? Re ad see but I think he will {f you don’t pretty soon.—The Wateh- } And while she swatied down below, Those Mies, they raised the deuce. They filled the rooms she'd left, and so She sighed, “Oh, what's the w: New York Globe. At last she had a bright idea, A tlyp ting plan; | She got a new, tight-fitting lid To grace the garbage can. A Kansas fisherman deciares that & catfish will purr like @ tomeat when ft is stroked the right way. Did he ever try stroking a German learp and hearing it sing “Hi le, Hi io” 1~Kansas City Star. The wealth of the Rothschilds is put at $2,000,000,000, four times the probable wealth of the Rockefell Yes, many a man at vacation is sore And says: “I'll be glad when the two weeks are o'er.” teacher was reading to her i came across the word “un She asked if any one knew ite meaning. One small girl timidiy raised her hand and gave the fol- lowing definition: “Unaware is what you take off the last thing before you put your nightie on,”—-Evorybody's, You Did, Didn't You? Dear Most Anythin I saw a poetic effusion of yéurs in which you tried to rhyme the French word eclat with vat and hat. Any fool knows better than that HORTENSE L. B, Paris, Ky ms He Hit the High Spots. John Pommer has returned from Los Angeles, Cal, where he spent the last 16 months Young Mr. |Pommer praises the Coast country in which he was located very highly. —Waterloo, Ia., Courter, What are big fortunes made in? In sugar or ice, Or ste! will suffice; That's what big fortun in, RHR * * * CLASSIC, * * “The teacher told us a funny *® story today about the fox and * the grapes,” said Johnny, * “Why, hadn't you ever heard et" asked Mra. Lap- ‘hat'’s one of Beau's Chicago Tribune +eeeeeeeene * * REE Caruso blames a press agent for the reports of his lost voice. He nays his volce never wandered away for an hour. Jack London, it 18 reported, caught a Beardslee trout In Lake Crescent, Washington, by using @ diamond stud as a fly, Boston health experts are excited over the germs found in ice cream, Surely Boston doesn't eat anything as frivolous as ice cream, And He Was, Too. An Iola, Kas., man cashed a check for a friendly stranger in Kansas City the other day, Then he dt covered that the check was signed “U. B. Stung.” Mrs. Sue Landon Vaughan, fa- mous as tho woman who first {n- aspired Memorial Day exercises, {9 dead, aged 75, iit let cca NIMOT Rh at oi eS Ne age the best letters on swimming. The errrrrrrrrrrer sy * * & FIRST PRIZE WINNER. ® * * ee kkkheh hehehe Bugene Ely and H, Robinson to the Potlatch came and flew; Come again, dear Golden Potlatch, When the summer days new MARIAN TRAYNOR, 1113 24th Ave. AERARAKAARRARHERS * * SECOND PRIZE. * * * RHETT Have tried the Circle many times, As yet have won no prise; in one pretty soon, m not wise RE SCHOENHET Ono, Wa. OTHER GOOD POEMS. Yon ask me for something original, I know not where to begin; I have nothing original in me, Except my original «in. Noraine Dunn, 620 Ninth. This is the good old summertime, With plenics and parties galore, And one thing good, and it's sub- lime, They've abut the school house door, Enid Warren, 716 N. 42nd. swim you've ever taken, or ab Around the fire my parents sit; They sit at home and talk and sing And look at mother's wedding ring Florence McAndrews; 829 8th. [RR KRER ERE le * * PRETTY GIRL MEMBER & * REE ERS This pretty law sie, Lena Bafeld, has competed in foxens of prize in the ircle club and won several priz- Lena is not * |t¥evenvns She attends the Rain- fer school and ts one of the most popular students fn that school. | Lena: home is at 823 25th avenue Sout. She ts 11 years old and is j a They with you—and help you to keep your stomach and other organs in the proper condition on which your good health must depend it The good times are gone, The Potlatch is over, It's good-bye to each rover His deed is well done. Carolyn Purvees, §11 22nd. At evening when the lamps are lit, PILLS Sold Everywhere. Ie boxes 10c. and 28e. wherry now opened to the public, 15 cents per gallon. Have your bills collected, ‘Went- ern Collection Co, 433 N. Y¥. Bik, Matin 6169. « Seattle Automobile School, 210 Broadway. eee Start Now rh Millinery; complete course Jip. Aveer 2 : t; price right; (horough and re. 30c %4-In. Swan's Jennings’ Pattern Auger Bits, 20¢ These bile are made from selected crucible ates! by expert bit makers Hable 25 Per Cent Discount for 30 Days al) Plame Work—dyeing, clean » curling, making and willowing. MODEL MILLINERY 827 PROPLE’S BANK BLDG, © ‘ Yours for Bargains, Spinning’s Bargain Store Paint, Oils, Glass Now is the decor " time to fix up estimate your we and Papering. WALL PAPER Retailed at Wholesale Prices DAHLEM & BARRY 1508 Third, Near Pike MUHL—219 Pike St. MEALS SERVED Str, City of Everett or Telegraph Kodak Developing 10¢ ROLL LANE, the Bookman 308 UNION ST. Opp. P. 0. Main 6023 tpw dally, Leave Seat m. and 6 p.m. Sunday, 0 a. 12m, and 6 eh at P16 @ om, 8th ™, Sunday, m, 2:15 pm Three round tle at Tam. leave Seattle at Leave 1) tr 1 On, dance; t jumt learned — to nothing. Four private } at Stevens’, Fourth, near Pine, Malle fur private lessons day and evening. ‘Trial always free, Main 2911, Ind, 74 pnd 7:15 p, Wat 945 aw, and 18 pm. joamer leaves from Colman dock. Steamer and sone bYeot gtsamer and sohedule subfect to change Phones—Sunsét, Main 2993; Ind. 736, BEECGHAM’S must be received in the Star office ibefore 10 o'clock Friday morning. [RRR RRA RRR \* * THIRD PRIZE. * Rkkktkaebenhekik I have two brothers; | But, ob, dear me! } ae * * ry If 1 only had a sister, j How bappy I would be. MARION ROB8, 1 Clear Lake, P. 0. Box 115, SERRE KKK » And still the membership? lst to the Circle club keeps ® 9 7 on climbing. Fully twenty & five boys and girls sent In re @ — quests for membership \* eeeeee see haven't a certificate be sure ® and write for one a y. | =e “Just Say” HORLICK’S” MALTED MILK — | More | Agrees with the weakest digestion | A quick lanch prepared ino misclt | Take so substhate, Ask for BORLICKS | Western Tent & Awning Co. | 115 Blanchard St.—Phone 4455. |For eight days bottom: prices im” RESIDENCE AWNINGS. . Saturday evening, from or Sunday YT shall be fn my « Kyes, This is an oppor ‘busy people who suffer from” Tyeg. ation, drooping Fonsed-eyea, ete. Dittveult fice te, a EVERETT-SEATTLE TERURBAN RAILWAY TLL TO BYE Limited traing 8:30, 9:20, 20:88 train ‘Sature mm. h av Ajax SRATTLE-RVER FRACTION CO. SNOHOMISH-EVERETT INTERURBAN TRAINS LEAVE EVERET 0, 10:20 11:06, 1240 a im, # 4:45, 6:00, Til, 9:00, 1018) pm. Same station In Kverett as Seattle Beer, ett Interurban: 4