The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 25, 1911, Page 4

The Miar Publish Wally & eee tutea it ene amnion - Se | ITY LUSTER {u ry « actually eat a French artichoke with | out getting b elf all m 1 up. Th ot | the arte that very w men accomplish it i 1 BY JOHN COPLEY | awkward handioap ing allied, connected and | that Anna Held spent four years in acquiring t , N ft y attache & f the F vr Vie (whieh art YOU'RE EXPECTED TO SKIN THE BOSS UOT OF AS muur| Nobody will over know how many ane eet pean Fiesisia), ever nemount | And, mevey wp, this beings we to another y time as possible, tell your friends what a mean and stingy old cuss he is, kerma the old onken bucket had means ¢ ¥ facet of Joke fi, Percy, Like & diamond, Jokn 1 A few weeks ago a young woman arrive at Los , \ngeles | ond then hit him for a raise on Saturday ° Albany Journaw Oe res tiie I See eumiine her Maan iia Tae Ba from the East and went straight to the county jail. There she ° i | vf oe » at 0 ¢ a wall os it to all, but if we did we'd have to out aw her husband for the first time in many months. He clasped YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO “KEEP UP APPEARANCES” AND HAVE If other secret societios follow. the |! , your peed | oa oan oo wall paper 4 “ her in bis ar: and y wept th 4 an auto and a brindle bulldog, een if your mother takes in washing and| Bike and abolieh the goat, the hol vas ‘ oo hy “4 Al | im cee tn S olen s as ns [ie woman was young, in the flush of heatth—and she your wite makes over her last winter's dress for the fourth consecutive & orn a uBHINADL win become | MORE Wioltiday an expenditure of energy, we will bar the other 63 2, - * ‘ _ oe ot facets of our ject HHOPED. She said she would stand by him, and that “every a ee Perry has got @ , rie f : ; iT ota! Ore 60 ke hie on » thing would cor eT in end”—that pite world. YOU'RE PRESUMED TO BE A GOOD SPORT AND LEND YOUR! In Worcentor,«Maus, there ts a —, oy - Scak Site Dore ; i old phrase. money to your friends, but never borrow when you are up against It yours! taw prohibiting yarkeopern . f The Holliday we Go} bout fear ‘ But that was before the * and its wo! stepped in, | self : , ’ ° Pes ms Thato our ides of Alhave played ‘4 of any If there is a ‘i ‘ v spe ‘ «| wtaed law onaidergble p woman ¢ that John doesn’t know | Today that woman is a nerve eck and threatened with pat]. yowRe EXPECTED TO TIP THE GARBER A DIME AND SMOKE : neh r 7m on | woman ras Se eee KRW, @lysis. And her attorney has stated that her condition is the) 15cent cigars, but you mustn't think of giving your sister a box of chot-| Canada’s butter exports are de aoe or nom vir | See OL G6 weveral cave PMirect result of a system of persecution by men suppos Kily | elatees FER fe provinettiiom. = poreest Lats they amounted) giny; and some f fletton tt ye ae ed De Wied os asta 0 | ¢ S © only about $1,000,000 iiaslibers wien on | strong he he F ‘ t “é = Working for “legal justice Me.|., YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BUY A MAN A DRINK WHEN YOU GET pnrynen nea my og Tite ts baie Gade we Wit Goat be fevidions The woman is Mrs. McManigal, and is ¢ | through talking business, and if he refuses you oan set him down a8 @) 4 company has been formed tol jane en ene ferent 7 © Manigal, who is alleged to have made a confession to being a] Poor Zob whe ought to be digging spuds in Hicktown, teloh Bible by maf! to “min-| have caused ever In Yecapitulation, wo a hat 4 ite s. MeN i he } probably « o o o eters and others ony “ we ha taken “ $ dynamiter, Mr Set oe Be Bore 7g i YOU'RE EXPECTED TO FLIRT WITH EVERY MARRIED wom |) 0 Gatinguished s ; tor inet wa. hare or a Bbled for life, and her a t be an who'll stand for it. Go as far as you like—that's the idea! many } 5660 “astonten: heen ee lait of the espionage system kept on her letec ° ° 000 of them childjen PPM: | Theodore “Roose Foper proclamation a tives employed by ! r haters, who hay very YOU'RE SUPPOGED TO TAKE IN THE BALL GAME EVERY a Le oy | ya stk of é “ : rnoon nie reah in r jonhe i“ wig ao adhe te Moment, day and nig Even the precin c, At-| afternoon, wear # nice, fresh posy jn your buttonhole end Keep an amie) Fe the Lorimer investigation| distr os singly | be observed tippiti i var Norney Tyrrel! said, were haunted by sleuths as book | SMPPty ef stove: ¥ - oe ediamittes should suddenly start| There is a Holll | When a Hl ne look ing ; 1 for ts et ' ’ A i ti followed! . ne “Bor 7 ” aobody | day, for sastane bright young felle e ht ont Job: sida Agents and peddlers. An auto occupied by d ives followed AND THEN—WHEN YOU GET INTO DEBT $0 FAR THAT YOU |‘ ‘id 5 Poa my saat teraed b74 tna napélt | Siest ani made him © present of some oe fat 4 's doors are wondering if it hurts to drink eyanide of potassium, you urprised (in Tedia sere Ste insitiey titan eran Scania after iaee, Oriie McManigal. Bat if you were|Oewt be ofrela that The GliyMl wise you. The Clty never nt « Me Marg 3 | wae runs a dally Hie Brand New Pnotograph sehen Bote ME presupposed to look w Wd YO body. That's the Code of the City ____-} are eaten in this 7 |News, One day The News did quite a bit of sassing One mome We have forgotten to observe that Swile spied upon by an army of MY GO EVEN. HIS REASON. ear wonder so many men get |and accused Roosevelt of several high crimes regard- | John He " a Inwyer, Such is the case, Ho ” Momote 4 * out Cc sunded nearly} riekled. ing the Pananta canal scandal and so on is about 30 years old, very likely b 8 ll lee air Maal ta ae - " ’ A | T. Roosevelt took down the big stick and had | has many estimable possibly a few #0 madness, and finally driven into a hospital ysical wreck President Taft wasn't so foolish | Holliday pinched for Hbel | vicarious vices which w © overlooked is rotten to the very core. t | Juring the recent hot spell. He| Eventually Holliday got out of it all right. To Hut on the dead level, we were so intense ivir ! Age | sleked Fairbas ps pe! ling | be sure, all this has nothing whatever to do with | ested, nay, fascinated, with bis dexterous hs Ff aline i npn | —<—_ eee Porry, éxeept that he is a nephew, | of a French artichoke, all oozing with drawn bu es and police : en or something like that, of the Indianapolis Holliday, | ter, that we quite overlooke dynamiting is on a par with done i case } ‘ Oe net ee even from one of the F. ¥, V.'s we | That 1s, all except that w fe dabor and capital have been involved—and that is stating the} | oo, nn Be ony ye can ect almost anything. Hence you will not One couldn't be in John Holliday : in eka “hi shies isaeensllliche ai getting lary aybe it's the |" ‘Uy surprised when we inform you that Jobn | consecutive minutes and overlook that lon Inaping,” the “third « and the hounding of | wamen who are getting honeater, | 2° Steely surprised when w inform a y f ° mi Mocent women are of “prosecution : Ai Ee © At’s just about on Russian styles in this Wosevloeait saa’ seg ake : country. They're and, anyway, we like to adopt 40, course In Bogtisn || Renewing Complexions “our own fashions postry at alversity of Call-| by Absorption mstice must be served in the McNamara case ut the law will never be upheld, justice will never be Served, by wrecking the minds and bodies of innocent women. | Don’t Send a Boy The Alaska Terminal & Navigation Guggenheim's objection sent the bill over, on May 19. Then, according to the Record, were as follows “Alaska Terminal & Navigation Co.: “MR. KEAN: for the relief of the Alaska Terminal & Navigation Co., be placed) ‘the calendar under Rule 1X. “THE VICE PRESIDENT: The bil! will go to the IX..at the request of the senator from New Jer Translated into ordinary English, “going to the calendar} Rule IX.” means going into the soup. Under the pecu-} Senate rules, Rule [X. is a limbo to which certain undesir. Measures are consigned. It is sure death Senator Simon ( enheim and relations brothers Guggenheim, ar Bdicate, are well known, but it is not so well known that is a director in the Pacific Coast Co. operating steam , railroads, coal and other varied Alaskan interests, and AED with the Guggenheim syndicate i Maps which have just come before the Graham investigat-| committee that the Morgan-Guggenheim syndicate filed applications for a right of way including a trestle over mud flats and terminal facilities on Kanak Island, just off Shore of Controller bay. This was what the Alaska Ter minal & Navigation Co. were asking in their bill. In other words, after killing this application by an independent concern,| ‘the Guggenheims took steps to themselves get control of this terminal point ‘ ‘All of which illustrates the advantage to Big Business in Mot intrusting senatorial duties to hired men, but having a cou-| Ple of the members of the firm themselves in the senate. it came up} the proceed-| alendar unger] | with the} Be Great Ohio’s Chance >> Ohio's Bar association asks the constitutional convention to provide that judges must be lawyers, and we hope that the} Aple to the nation by instructing their constitution-build-| | ers not to do it. jon Ohio has law enough to run fhe universe. ‘needs, and what we all need, is SUBSTANTIAL Jt Bench all these years and years. Ohio, observed of all observers, try putting human beings] &6 printed statutes and mouldy precedents | CARNEGIE says he knows nothing of any » trust. But how @omes that jam ali over your face, Andy? 2 0 WTHEV'VE finally figured up Mark Twain's estate at $ gides what the world owed him for smiles a ee @ AND now the sugar trust fellows also favor government control Why in thunder not give them a little of it? 28 2 EVIDENCE tends+to show that Bili Taft not only didn't have bis ante in that Llinois jack-pot, but that his feet were really cold e208 ABOUT twenty years ago Jim Hill promised to Give Spokane terminal rates. But it took Uncle Sam to make that promise good— twenty years after. a) ° ETHEL BARRYMORE says her Manager forbids her to talk, and £0 she won't talk. Now, why will a woman mind a manager about not talking and not mind her husband? o 0 © DR. AKED, who quit Rockefeller’s church, In New York; says it tind no place where he could say his prayers or wash his hands. But there was a place to take up the collection. How perfectly Rockefol lerish! ee ae FREDERICK TOWNSEND MARTIN advises: “In marriage a ey of give and take must be followed.” Correct, Fred, correct! ‘ou give, she takes. Else, you don't give, and she takes much more. No use talking, these single men ain't studying marriage with blind ers on! 000, “be «2 BONHAM, Tex., council has passed an ordinance providing that no one may sell peanuts on the street until he has suffered amputa flon of both legs. Council wants to tus create a monopoly for a pular old legless negro. Is there not a hint in this for good Deacon ckefeller? ; & At 12th Move Furniture and Pianos better than others; no money is spared in buying the best vans and equipment. East 414. Cedar 414. Se ny - . x i on, | little moodte, did hy so to church on Sunday when you| New York is compiling « card " tional way is to f NOT a part of the M yay ane ne SYO"| “Yeas, bat Igot even with him,|don't play baseball index of her drunkards, What a cig pie tei toot sion Atselt, with fi@eate. This concern in 1908 filed certain maps in Washington| pan Jove! 1 wrote him a lettah,| The Worldly Man—My dear man,| mailing Ust for the Peoria distil-|on \ts offensive marks. Just get Sand asked for certain terminal facilities at Contro’ pay——u| signed It ‘youshs weapectfully, and | when weather is teo bad to|lertes! tn ounce of pure mercolived wax at % ity recently become famous | fuity ecwn: od out the ‘wespeet play baseball it ien't ft to venture = the druggiat’s d weer at night " May 15, 1908, in due order of legislative business, the Uni es yah vove we lout at al w. D. Oday, ot Mattoon, Til, has | same as cold cream. Remove next + d ae 21 S. GO? titled “Al gh ge ern —_— ——~ | announes ‘in candidacy for con-|moraing with water and soap, fol eres trecees, Colendar Pill S. 0225, entitled ” Al MORE THAN ALL OF THEM, cress against Cannon. But youjlowing with dash of cbld water ‘Dill for the relicf of the A aska Terminal & Navigation Co. The Lawyer—Are you acquainted with any of the men on the jary?| can't beat Unele Joo any Oday The mercolized wax absorbs the Congressional Record tells what happened The Witness—Yes, sir; more than half of them. half-dead scarf skin in flaky parti “MR. GUGGENHEIM: ! object to the consideration of the bill, The Lawyer—Are you willing to swear that you know more than Erroneous Impression. clea, 20 gradually no one aaeeees “THE VICE PRESIDENT: Objection ia made by the Junior sena-/balf of them? : Beymour—T've just lost $109|70"'re treating your face—unleas 1t from Colorado to the consideration of the bill.” | The Witness—Say, if It comes to that, I'm willing to swear that I}inrough Waters, the bucket shop |>*, bY the result, which ts truly [know more than all of them put together.—Milwaukee Journal. dealer wonderful. There's nothing like it t ask that the next bill on the calendar, the bill 8.|®F beating | me to suggest that you try red pepper to the Morgan-Guggenheim Alaska! } | father?” ¢ human citizens of that illustrious state will set a good |bave you? he sald. "This has not been got by invariably putting lawyers on the| but that’s all."—Chicago Tribune ‘on the bench, men who will render substantial justice, men} case on account of your wooden leg who will consider the right, humanity and morality as well|— fornia summer « jexion is fn red oth pate pim it’s useless to put | with powders and paints, lo- | tions, creams and things, in an ef |fort to get rid of the trouble 1 have some ability as ii mar your appearance Our idea of a good pince for a| 1 your com | | | | | with blotebes ] onist to spend a vacation ane Well Water, Va., or Dry Mills, | P10* OF freckles, artist, y Tenn would be te rohib, 1 suppose you “= Del places for a and Heerston rible less you to visit “He called you an insignificant} The Piano Man | sttll more, I thought you told me the! fellow was on the square. Ashioy—tie ie on the square; he's ob the northeast corner of it ‘At Fountains & Elsewhere, ring ner out “ermit] Swissco Grows Ack tor = New Hair “HORLICK’S” The and Genuine Stops Dandruff and Scalp Diseas: Original i\MALTED MILK , and Restores Gray Hair to Ite Natural Color, | The Food-drink for All Ages. for restoring a natural, healthy and beautiful complexion advt ‘The customer had spent two hours in pricing and Inspecting the various types of furnaces kept for eale at the big establishment Well,” she sald, turning away at iast, “I've got to find some cheap Plant than any you have in stock case, ma'am,” the salesman sa: In thy “OUT OF THE WAY. “FOR LIFE. BLANK BOOKS TRICK & MURRAY Office and Factory 72 Columbia St. et Tey fwtanee tent and most sntentitte | var product representing | fentitie. remearch. | She “Does George get along with your walk? h | | Ho~Yes. Let’) walk over past), 4°, : Tee “Well, George gets along when he \tho minister's and ask him to join | stamps « ¥ te | ALHAMBRA THEATRE sees father coming.” us. send : » aston TK SAY 70y, (ECR Address Swissco Ha Td Com STANDING UP FOR THE CLIMATE. 8 on sale at drugetnts end ‘The Nebraska farmer chanced to meot the Western Kansas farmer | (*¥# Separtmente at boc aod 1.90 » bot on the train. | “Hain't had any rainvin your part of the country for quite a spell, Shall T join you in your} Wines Rvery Day ™ Bveni vit PM Larger and Bost “POTO-DRAMA” eet Singin and Music “A Chey Owl Drug Co. Stores! 27 or cre no monn ; I reekon it's been a matter of four or five weeks since we had) on Teante = Arohnt gave @ny and threatencd to send th ck the enqme hod suffictontly cunt. | jug invader dashing to the gtoun “ vr the attempt and Simon w But arrier veered not one let frowned the Western Kansas farm y {Jo climued Into the erat, 64% loom his we We need a little rain to kind o' soften up the ground, nal for starting hip moter and | ous leas than a minute Fagen niwh 4 eh on wir cline! let ter Neuttern-most | aulre aai- “well, We hain’t had no such droath as that, but—" “Oh, we ain't havin’ no drouth. "Gosh, no! Man With Wooden Lag—Your charge for cremation is exorbitaat Porter at Crematory—Well, we will throw off 10 per cent in your WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. | AND THEY PLAY EVERY NIGHT. aprang, sightly pouthwost whipped { nuructure, pullin jnner and aerilona of Kino na way shat ne! down 13,000 spiner, bucking tike a OLD MI LL t Gane “Dinks had an athletic stroke yes.| T= terday.” | “Bo Dobbs doesn't play on yout “Athletic stroke! You mean par-| ball team any more? alytic stroke, don't you?” “No: he’s married, settled down “No; I mean just what I safd.|and is the father of twins.” He got mixed up with a profession | “I see; he bas a baw! team of bis al boxer.” jown.” Lake Cliff han Zin, to commen ling fieht over t than-air and se NO INSOMNIA HERE. f d Bhi Now thet you've got so rich, I should think you'd be = ene I, flopped it ‘and in every Mrs, Eastaide afraid o' burglars. Mrs. MeSwimm—Sure, I'm not afeard at all, at all. I've sixtedn alarm clocks set #o that one will go off every half hour durin’ the night — @ burglar hears one o' them he niver sthops to take anything wid him, Mrs. Basteide- y at the conclual Himb, therefore, ¢ bts jumped to 1 foath him. Citt ma the Infield, Byt don’t they keep you awake? 2 See Mrs. McSwimm-—No, indade. It’s not us would be waked up Uy a Mittle thing ike that. Before Micky got th’ pipe contract I used to be a kitehen leddy, and Mickey was a policemon, in Philadelphia, 1 NAVAL DREAM. : Mr. Roventmarrie Mary, I'4@ hope you will never have navy beans lor supper again; those we had las night gave me a horrible dream tw Mrs. Recontmarrie—Oh, John, Iam so sorry! ,What was the drodm? areet eee Mr. Recentmarrie—I dreamed I was captured by Capt. Kidd and th the yrand 4 ws made go walk the plank, r, therefore, NO GUAM) dered ercortmwit am eye mora rin again, leaped (he |io the materiatistic, answeredar nes were Torg ing and all nes all eyes averted+ ‘Dag which was se ine westérn heave wateled 9 "Oh. tant itp and DOWN PLACES THIS {| PIANO IM YOUR HOME #9 h You want a piano don't you? Yes? Then bring $5 and join this great piano cub When do you ever expect to get more advan- tages and easier conditions in buying a piano than this club brings you? By joining with 499 other persons in this big deal you get a $375 piano for $277.50. Terms are $5.00 when the piano is deliv- ered, then $1.25 per week. No interest or extras of any kind. If, after 30 days’ trial, the Piano is not satisfactory, we will give you your money back. If the Piano is satisfactory after 30 days’ use, the club member has 11 more months in which to satisfy himself as to the character of the Piano. At the end of that time he has the privilege of exchanging it with- out one penny’s loss for any other instrument of equal or greater value that we sell, such as the Weber, Knabe, Fischer, Vose, Pianola Piano, etc. If the club member dies during the life of his con- tract, we will immediately send a receipt in full to his family for the instrument. If the club member wishes to pay his dues in advance, he gets a rebate of 15 cents in cash for each and every week he shortens his time. A beautiful Stool to match the Piano is included without extra cost. The Piano will be tuned twice without charge. Kohler & Chase 1318 Second Ave. Distributers Weber, Knabe, Kohler & Chase, Vose, Fischer, Steck Pianos, Genuine Pianola Pianos, Eto. OHIO CUT RATE DENTISTS, 30514 Pike Street Owl Drag Store, Kntrance Room Cor, Third and Pike We Use Nothing But the Best Material PAINLESS EXTRACTION FREE ALL WORK GUARANTEED FOR 12 YEARS 5O¢ up $10 Teeth $3 $8 Gold Crowns . work