The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 20, 1911, Page 4

Dr. Wiley, who is directly responsible for the passage of the national pure food law of 1906, will not be removed as chief Shiemist of the department of agriculture : Dr. Wiley will be reprimanded by President Taft, Just a on the wrist it were. The charg inst the doctor is that he overpaid Dr, H See. Rusby, a New York specialist engaged in chemistry invest But the charge made by Wiley’s friends, in and out of con s, is that the big food combines have been on the warpath S for Wiley’s scalp for 20 years, and that they seized the first! Sonn opportunity to try to stick the knife deep into his official eo ow, the pcople of Seattle and elsewhere know 1 thing About these famous charges against Wiley, except that they! Mook pretty small and that the defendant declares there's nothing to “em. Bui the people DO know that Wiley's long and courageous ght against impure food products has undoubtedly saved the and improved the health of untold thousands. ‘The people} DO know that it is the way of great corporate wealth to hound ® the last ditch any man who dares oppose the methods by hich the millions are accumulated. And in this case the sub fitution of pure products for impure and rotten stuff cost mill- fons for producers—and saved millions for consumers , : Yes, Wiley may get that official slap on the wrist, but it’s a B fen-to-one bet that he's still good for a hearty handshake from people. His royal nibs of the Potlatch overlooked one bet—he for- to appoint a court janitor. And Potlatch weather has been that it would be a shame to select the weather fore-/ for the job. The “Non-Smokers’ Protective League” has been organized | the avowed purpose of abating public smoking as a} at 5 @ 3 = 0 |i FF 6 0 Z 0 ° S. 5 +] Of course the bare announcement of the organization of h a league is the cue for all smokers to break into derisive . The smoking fraternity simply assumes that smok- here to stay and that the unfortunate non-smoking public either learn to smoke or grin and bear the fumes of Q Bri tixée, of course, that the amoking public is considerably| the minority, counting men, women and children, and that folks who smoke in public places do so because they dare | mot because they have any logical right to; but even when erfully admitting these truths, the average smoker will keep he even tenor of his way. “What are you going to do about t?” is his only defense, if indeed he thinks it worth while to} fier any defense. s : This attitude is a manifestation of a peculiar sort of inso-| that, for want of a better term, may be called “insolence! * All smokers have it.. Even the most gentle and te of them have it. Even those who still go through of prefacing their smoking by asking others if smoke} them, assume that no non-smoker will be so ungentle- as to tell the truth even if smoke does annoy him It is this calm assumption that the non-smoker has no at all in the common air that particularly annoys that dui Smoke is unpleasant, of course, to many non- but not so unpleasant that they won't choose to bear Prather than make others uncomfortable and uneasy by deny- g them the indulgence of their little vice. But when the smok- world calmly exhales its smoke in his face without giving) 0 t as to whether he likes it or not, he begins to wonder} here patience ceases to be a virtue. “We dare aver that the Non-Smokers’ league would never ‘been organized if it hadn't-been for this insolence nicotina And we dare say that the Non-Smokers’ league wili accom- something if the smoking public doesn’t curb this in- and begin to think once in a while of the comfort of who don’t smoke but must live in the same world with who do. The gentlemen of the highways must be enjoying a vaca- There have been no train robberies in the Northwest for homey f . for good behavior? days. Lo Be d HERE are some 51,683,000 sheep and lambs in the United tes, outside of Wall st. °o ° o THEODORE N. VAIL, president of the American Tele- and Telegraph, says he never worries. one of his own phones. gan still buy its oil of the “illegal” Standard trust. Huh! So Standard won't let us buy elsewhere. : o 0 Oo KATHERINE CHAPMAN, writer, says Alabama girls er smoke cigarets or take advantage of leap year. Large of eligible bachelors expected in Alabama in 1912 ° °o ° “MISSOURI supreme court decides that bankers must give of their depositors for taxation purposes. Gee! but the do sock it to the poor bankers—when they want to get our money. We exican band played “America” at the banquet. his will yard off war, but let not that Mexican band tempt our Henry too often. o 0 oO MAP of Controller Bay missing from the war department? hy, the only documents those departments will soon have be Ballinger’s essay on “Snakes I Have Met” and Taft's st book on “Corrupt Conspiracies in Our Midst.” a = csenURNINNS ERED Sonsed, lushed, frazzled; tanked, soaked, full; stewed, soz aled, balled; spifflicated, tight, ver- soffen; oroide, swashed, loaded; wonsy, sroRKY, with bun on; sosied, jagged, wobbly; bosky, ‘There's a woman employed in a] pickled, tipsy; google-eyed, heated, leattle office who is|lit up; paralyzed, overjoyed, em down town 8 Wy e era, oth. miss af re ieee she could d0/ing describes it like the good old Frome of the boys went to her one|*"S!>Sex0n “drunk t when he was short of cas D PLEASE h hort of cash HARD TO “and said: Ol4 Mr. Batch—What are you “Miss X——, won't you please| worrying about? Jend me $5 til! pay day?” Young Mr. Nubride—A ittle “How much did you say?” asked|question that came up at home. the woman, diving into her handbag | My wife wants to know if J'd marry 4n the most willing manner imagin-|again in case of her death, and if I say “Certainly not” she'll think Remembering her infirmity, the| I’m longing for my freedom, and if a, ‘% man brilliantly thought to|I say “Sure thing” she'll think I advantage of it have her successor picked out— “I sald $10, : he replied, unblush-| St. Louis Globe-Democrat. ingly. cir aaa flames OR WATERMELON. beck yds knees pon anh 52 "| you would win undying fame Bo, you see, she is not helpless-|_ And silence hostile j mae Invent a way to eat green corn And not muss up your ears. Did you ever notice how many w “{ dun heah, Liza, dot yo’ Aunt | Post-Dispatch. But he never] Dealer. 4 o ©: @ _ WICKERSHAM has decided that the military department) J, o 0 0 AMBASSADOR WILSON says he did rise when that! jon the kind of milk farmers give|to one man for a lifetime?” *Or lemon custard pie. _ different ways there are to describe -® man’s over-daliiance with thy bowl? Why, there's a reg wlar vocabulary of its own for tha: condition. Here are a few sam- |Jerusha dun meck yo’ her heir by de law. What yo’ dun get?” “Des 'zactly what | dun et up an’ Wore out.”-Buccess Magazine, THE STAR—THURSDAY, JULY 20, 1911, AWHILE? “When are you going on your > the Dobbins give: much to vacation ? I don't know, T've got to wait) charity? until the neighbors get through us | ‘Oh, yea; they board many of ing my sult caw thelr relatives nearly all summer.” THE WOMAN OF IT, She marred him to reform him, and then He got so good she loft him, because he was stupid KNEW HOW TO SAVE COAL. O'Hara once saw an advertisement in a street car reading your stove at O'Brien's and save half your coal.” “Buy “Begorra,” he said. TU buy two stoves and save all my coal.” COMMON COMPLAINT. Farmer According to the papers the world ts full of uprisings. i Yes, it seems to be contagious. [ notice that even the bottoms of your berry boxes are affected. LOST THE GARDEN KEY. “What makes dinner so late today?” aska the guest of the little non of the landlady of the summer boarding house which serves none but wh vegetables and fruits. a lomt the can opener,” Is the ‘ouse wife hve beon married for 20 ; Teel you ever 10 ie & month.” rs. Notwed (absently)—Any Ume off wi CHIPS FROM OLD BLOCKS. “How old are you, Elsie?” “Nine years.” “And you, Ernat” “Lam 12 “Only 12? You are remarkably well preserved for your ame."~ Fllegende Blaetter Driggs Ite Power To Move. much fa music?” Grigge—"Yes; their playing bas rid us of two very undesirable neighbors."—Boston Transcript. “Have your daughters accompliahed About Marriage.-She—"A girl should look before she leaps.” He-—"She sbould look pretty or she may not get a chance to leap.” --Blue Bull APPROPRIATELY NAMED. Few St. Loulsans are so notoriously bald at Walker Hill, president of the Mechanics-American bank. The other day @ friend thrust bis head into Mr. Hill's office “Getting up in the world, aren't you?” “Hub?” Mr. Hill said nd they bave named a new town for you.” the banker responded, not unflattered by the news, “Yee—some place down on the fron Mountain.” “That's funny!” Mr. Hill sald. “I don't know anything about it. What's the name of the town?” “Bald Knob,” the friend said, withdrawing uproariously.—St Louls A WALL STREET MAN, PERHAPS. No doubt the New Yorker who gave a man a dime for saving his life would expect to be saved three times for a quarter.-Cleveland Plain APPROPRIATE. FICKLE. Special Writer—I have an article “Do you think you could be trae the summer boarders. Editor—-Oh, condense it could, but not to thé] } A GOOD BARGAIN. The Preacher—Where are you going, Uncle Eben? fussed up. Uncle Eben—Golng down to New York, thing that will surprise you, too. The Preacher—-What's that? “Uncle Eben—Got a letter from a fellow down there offering me @ chance to buy an autograph copy af the Bible for $26.—Puck | ae | TWO SPEEDS. “How fast can your motor car go?” “It depends,” replied Mr. Chuggins gloomily, “on who Is timing It, myself or a policeman.”—-Answers, London, © You're all) Coming back with some- The Conductor—“Pass along in there. You can’t all stand on this platform.” | A Small Voice--""They aren't—one of them Is standing on my foet!” —London Opinion. Defined. —“Fathe asked the funny man's boy, “what is meant by ‘the new humor’ “The new humor, my boy, is the art of grafting a chestnut.” Editor, ‘The Awkwardly Expressed.—He—"I am not taking part in the theatri- cals, | always think [ am making such @ fool of myself. She—"Oh, every one thinks that!"—-London Opinion Too Much Like Work.—Mrs, Crawford-"In chewing your food, my dear, you must count 32 with each mouthful.” Freddy—‘Gee! that's the toughest way they've gotten make a feller learn arithmetic!"~New York Times. up yet to The Only Way Out—Peter (sent for the milk)—“Oh, mercy! I've drunk too much @ it! What shalj we do?” a Small Brothe asy! We'll grop tha, jug.”—Meggendorfo® Blaet- or, MOST ANYTHING =}. HOT WEATHER PASTIME. |*0 and personal pe jenl panaceas with an obliging #mt 17 years old and had ambitions. drug business, young Reed went THE DESTINY OF USHERS. It is rather an oxtraordinary fact, a thing worth row king, that pollte young men who get jobs as the ager of the Moore theatre, which pleacity, of After le. He was only & year In tho into @ business uh of the h both flats shut 4 that our head usher house, Ther and @ bit jater ran (@ broaden roducer, he ap. I i me man ng job he atre ushers, either eventuate into actors, managers pa nae took on a litte mor lor baggage trans during kind Anothor town that f# our idea of | PF DaKkawe Crijin. Ste te’ wilh haa naleens no pl to spend a vacation is) hg: oi l@meatmen, Mise. A Hot | actors never bave He got as usher ip Sepermen, ; any money, the By this time y4u have Probabl | Springs, Va., or any other state, A a +f Cart Inilos Reet, Qui While our idea of a good place is | Managers have nore le Cs u C§eplyille, O, or Big Bar, Cal ¢ wey ay To return to our narrative, Cx e ba 4 succesalvel and successfully he Three “thousand atray dogs were|{ranefer — gre then treasurer of the Grand ope killed In Boston in tho inst 19] #te# Reem to mar was treasurer of the Seattle theatr months. ty easly and have manager of the Grand opera house w big familios Two yours ago, when John Cort Stee! balls for ball bearings can-| Which of | the out as a theatre wanager and 5 not be made perfectly spherical, |(Mree destinies pointed Carl Reed his priva ‘Tho beat vary loos than 0001 of an | One Pre yrig oe Fopresentative. And then, a ine. matter of tas was moved up @ notch or two . tit hol He in now only 26 years old Road up on the fourth dimension | Course oun Ba ak yen mpg ie cheat 4 write a definition of itin words| Nine years ago Carl Reed is still sing e t f one vyNable. a young man onslaughts of various comle opera lad sitter Fane ag” named Reed tresses with the same de OUT OF MATERIAL, came to Beattl polite and deep In the from Des Moines, yet decided to give « # wa, He got a latch-key and will remain t The harem skirt Already it's paseo; What will the paragraphers do To pass the time away? New York barber shops are being wipped with orchestras. If razors scrape, why not fiddles, too? ar the breed that's most needed now. | LUCKY THEY DID, on The dress of the groom, best|*r man and ushers was an innovation and added to the charm of the wod.| (aly 8¢ & refreshing lotion. The! ding. The two former were dressed | (Ck, And satieiactory results will | sarprise you. Even after the very entirely in white serge and the uen ere wore dark blue coats, with | in, trousers.—Elkhart (ind.) Truth, [1 A girl of volver, tried to rob a Palla (0.) bank. See what we are a to if the euffraget move ment takes hold. Girls are already taking up the profession of rob bery, which up to thie time has been strictly a masculine field. Next we know the girls will be run ning the banks and trusts and rob- » us in the old-fashioned, mageu Ine way, J. Plerpont will give to J. Priselila, and she'll knock off the duty on stockings and boost it OD suspenders, is & new Gisonse, Cuyahoga | —. ccc > BORROWING BUGS. These are ai the worst pests in household: ey come at in opportune times, go away when t achieve their purpose, and al- ways come back empty handed. | They always ask for something you were going to use yourself, There are two ways of getting rid of these pests. (1) Tell the other neighbor what @ nulsance they The word will soon spread and may shame them away. (2) Retaliate by going over to thelr house and bor rowing everything in sight. Broken rails cause most of the accidents on railroads in the United States. Rassia has appropriated $750,000 to survey a railroad over the Caucasus mountains. Rain half an hour after Gov. Mann of Virginia txsued a proclamation calling on citizens to pray for showers Why Not get the governor to urge folks to pray for Lorimer’s resig- nation? Can't Catch It. “Aunt Mary, this ts my friend, Mr. Spiffkins. job in a Pa How to Make a Real A ) | tined “beautifiers” of 67 varieties doomed to go, and more, it \s hard for any woman ple home remedy much more good, and cost her much loss than the average made p' klew, for inatance iug in the worl! so effective for re ee moving or preventing wrinkles, bag A dog that will find golf batie te|87 Cheeks and double chins, ‘as a first application there is @ marked | 13, armed with a re forting attached dilettante ull to come along and cop him off. We have but one note of, warnin a very cautious young man, and himself. drug ore, where he dd perfume, ar °. regoric, pills He is Vigorous and Vimful Wrinkle Remover believe that she can make a sim hich will do ber ation, Take the subject of w There ts Over Owl Drug Store, Entrance Room 4, Cor We Use Nothing But the Best Material PAINLESS EXTRACTION FREE ALL WORK GUARANTEEO FOR 12 YE 5O¢ up $10 Teet iution of saxolite and witch hazel Get an ounce of pure powder ; xolite from any drug store, dis ioge lve the full ounce tn a half-pint Bridgework witch hazel, and use the mixture “$15 Sets Teeth . $8 provement. The wrinkles are less evidence and the face has a firm, eel] real estate, etc. well, till somebody happens g for you: Cart hates to commit | OHIO CUT RATE DENTISTS, 30514 Pike Street and Pike. ARS $3 $8 Gold Crowns .... Business Bringers. Star classified ads. Buy or “solid” feoling that is very com-| advt. | “Wi CAN HLL YOUR | REAL ESTATE T enn 4 > | MADISON Codar 414, | t n Ss At 12th Ship through cara of furniture East every few days, securing nearly half rates on freight for custom Potlatch Visitors, Come and Look Through Ou Handsome New Store There are many special features in our new store at Pike and Fifth that yo terested in. The fountain on the main fluor is a nice place to sit and talk with your friends. Our rest rooms, with free telephones and writing tables, are always at your disposal. itors are always welcome to wander through our store at their will, whether wish to purchase. ere. uu will be in- Vis- or not they OFFICE DESK—Solid oak, with medium high roll top, two golden finish, made ARM CHAIR—Made of solid oak, in the polished | golden finish, quarter-sawed stock, genuine leather seat; a well-made chair; regular price $8.00, for ..... $4.95 FOLDING GO-CA' attractive cart of tl folding style, stron; heavy; finished In green, and black; regula: Or .... sees full pedestals, panel back; | regular price $33.50. cial Spe- extra strong wheels; RT—A neat, he one-motion i and not too tan, maroon r price $9.00, soso BRITS “I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch | the name.” “Mr. Spiffkins.” “I'm really very deaf; would you mind repeating it?” “Mr. Spiffkins.” “I'm afraid 1 must give tt up—it| sounds to me just like ‘Spiftkins’.” | Potlatch Visitors Stop at Hotel Chautauqua Manitou Park The Finest Summer Resort ’ Hotel on Puget Sound 8 Miles From Business Center of Seattle The finest view of Seat tle, the Water Pageants, Mount Rainier and Mount Baker is secured from the hotel grounds, Boating, Bath in Fishing, Fine Tennis Courts All Chautauqua Lectures, Entertainments and Con- certs Free to Hotel Guests Big Prograff eatures Daily. 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