The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 11, 1911, Page 4

_ THE SEATTLE STAR Frese. Published deity by The Star Pabliching &. tolfice inte uniter , 90 conte per month up Bix pyoutha, 1.78 1 tal, haps, but = — = TI Hi ’ W ° E KNOWS THE GAME ‘of Seattle will be largely ornamental, perhaps, by eibili e Careless usband $s al oo s think of what a nobby ornament a first class Ame Responsibility of the Press | Harry Whitney Treat knows the game. Maybap | jcan citizen can make, even with a coronet tied down w ty of “th le” foming into thelr own. We BY KENNETT HARRIS 5 that influenced King Edgar to appoint him Duke of | over bin ears ee Ye speak confidently of “the people” Soming tnto their o | Seattle . Jolden Potlateh fei The Duke lives here because he doesn't have to. are glad in the depths of our hearts that the shadows of old despotisms My lady's bump of order's big and system she admires; y> \ Here's an Old One Seattle for the first Golden Potlatoh festivities, Ho lives in Souttle because be likes Seattle, the B . and hered y monarchies and castes are lifting from the world; that She very seldom has to dig to find what she requires; ct How to make a dollar go ® long Anyway, let us climate and #0 on. a we have f that electing “representatives” who tmposed upon our But I'm forever in a dave; my bhir ts turning gray j Way: Mall it to Mantla. firmiy point out Like most other dukes, he doesn't work. That In ‘ , trust, who repudiated thelr plodges, who constituted themselves masters) Because of her confounded craze of putting things away. pre, Marry to say, he doesn't have to hold hi f in leash tilt fastead of servants, and who could uot be removed withdut exhaustiy : |,.A Glangow distitiery burned and] Tre the Saturday pay envelope comes around. Poor Mhpeachment proceedings, has been but slightly better than “divinee I'm systematic, but I've got a system of my own; $500,000 worth of whisky, on fire,|knows the game chap, he doesn't bave any kalary envelope at all. a right” of kings. And | can find my things, but not unless they're left atone; |flowed down into Cromarty Firth.| He knows how ‘That's where you and I have got it on him, jwn't it : But democracy means responsibility, personal alertness, activity But as it te TI look around and see no track trace, | We've often” tasted whisky that/real dukes ent The Duke got his in Wall st. He unblusbi g study. Candidates must be pledged to good measures or against bad Because they're always to be found “right In their proper place.” | burned all the way down ham wandwiches Gime thet Go was “in” Wall at tor © 3 ones; punishment must be swift and certain for office holders who betray - and whether they Th 10) eo lent of sayin has s ‘ their trusts. The tools of the initiative, referendum, recall, the direct T mins the coat I've laid aside, and high and low I look; HOW'S YOUR MEMORY? take mustard on dow tation "dollars tocked. a “ wap ep ogee in ” primary, and so forth, must be easy of use and applied in the light of It's not @ thing that I would bide upon a closet hook em or not. No Wall bee , 4 ‘ st. a few years, aud admits it, is always very, a fateltigence I laid it gently on the floor and kept it in my mind; A fear of some | very rich, Those who don't admit it are defunct x How. then, without the “fourth estate,” are people to come into thelr She opened up the closet door and sald: “I guess you're bitnd.” a ° dread faux pe | jen ee > dais tee “fd ;3 own without disaster? The newspapers iust gather the news, not pile Fo ee whilst Marry see taat ee iatheneed of the Dame. 3 se up partisan and biased reports, The newspapers mist present sides falr On some near chair I place my hat, and soon I have to f Wiens ‘tecen BE opie sar tno ge vag oad alge lng" ly, give undoctored figures, suppress no detail adverse to their own theo: A mile or two, not dreaming that it’s back up an ite fey is on the job, pao Samy organ nti pungent aac snl ard ries, favor no wrong in high 4 ase to be “party or and be Upon the floor | throw a book, but when the room ts cleared = Le cone You see, he | After making the good old coin in Wall st the D i : > ve 2 e ng the good old coin } 6 Duke nome watch-towers of the public in a wider, higher, truer sense than ever In vain upon the floor I look; that book has disappeared |Dost remember last December ceed to live in took « whirl at Londoa, but it made his bead ache fore When you sang thie glad refrain: | London. He dares ¢ was th e Pi rr f - She thinks that everything of mine should have a sbelf or rack, |+4n ‘bet wilt be capen, ‘> aaenht S0 te sal a ne. & yeas in Paris he waw all the pic ‘TIS said that Alf Austin’s coronation ode was suppressed be And doesn't see why I decline to use and put them back When it’ h in.” | Duke of Mar! Ct uadinene Won adele lovee tes AB te cae; aa en it's good and hot again,’ aribor and then wondered how things were looking in the e « te cause it contained silliness obnoxious to their majesties, Gee To save her life she cannot see it's handler by far ough without tak S.A hays they've gone to suppressing Alf for silliness, he'll have to sive up And saves no end of time for me to drop them where they are. A Missouri judg ‘ ‘ \ 4 mdge rules it is|ing off his hat; al le came bac atified his curionit laureating and fs into some of the quieter departments of literature, eae }iawful for a man to spank bis/though we doubt io senaee back, gratified ‘bis curiosity, and came ike bill-posting, for instance hi iy nd my heya. my pipe, my pocket knife wife. And there’s no law against | whether he would And just think of this: with all that money, he ones — ything abe sees and hides it, does my wife. tickling a mule's heels, either care ch « “ . Kling a mule's heels t are much about came to this man's town and put up one of th r " ™ It simply makes me botling mad, my hatr is turning gray doing #0 or not best n 4 P < tia Fine Crop of Indictments Because of her vontousded fad of puitiag things away t <Jeumgh \ Gueuanth,. Mow. Saal Hee bes tives ta? 10, OM Ae eee © fealty 4 Cesc cenaetene we Date ont Be SiR) naw 6 son! in . sediind 4 ah . ok P 3 good Duke. own. as only five or six years ago, toc Tio teicet In indictment of the Wire Trost. But, dow't got excited.|_ 3 Examiner aged U1, tol cherries for ibis sick| Paris, too, and He has stacks of automobiles, a stable of at a re's the United States supreme court, you know ater ¢ fell and broke his ram,/knows ali about the Champs Elysees and the Paris horses, and next to a round at golf, the Duke eS Indictments of trust magnates are all right. They hurt nobody but insisted on Kolng home with|office of the New York Herald. Maybe he knows |-nothing better than fourin-hand driviug. This ga Nowadays, a fellow hasn't high standing as a general of finance until | a : herries instead of to & ho®-| about the Montmé@tre—that ix not a matter of record is played with horses, he has been indicted a couple of times. And you are going to see a whole pital Being the Duke of Seattle is quite a bit of a Job This is about all, perhaps. He is very fond of lot of indictments of trusts between now and the closg of the vext pres! ee There will be or something | green, whether it be hats, cuff-buttons « 0 " pople, at eke hhh ehh ee HH) ike that to wear, and there will be all kinds of repu- | He looks rather young, but is a emetiy cemtad a me dential campaign. Nobody will be burt and it wit! pitase the Teast that part of the people that can be easily and cheaply pleased Just one indictment that would result in just one trust magnate be fing jailed would be different, but that would “hurt business.” The best | that you can expect is indictments charging crimes and a supreme judt-| gial advisement that the crime can be safely and profitably perpetrated | on you in a different way vine an ORS JULY 22 | Things You Should RO-ANTI VOT Know F. W. Stevenson & Co., brokers. Batley Building advised stocks should be purchased on any furtt | drive os HIS PART. He—So young March and ® his father are carrying on the 7 |w& business? * She—¥ }® the bust Mareh does the carrying on. * New York Globe o The old man runs * while young SEVEN aviators flew across t nglish channel the other day | without making much fuas, but when Bleriot first did it, two years) " / i) . the world was in an uproar for awhile, So soon does the extraor 7 | ry becone commonplace! |e eee eee , The New State of Mind & Sur Wilson, ene of the foremost American socialista, who is @iso well Known in England, where he has campaigned extensively, was ed mayor of the important city of Berkeley, Cal, on July He outlined a plan of “constructive municipal socialism. | sande ‘The program Includes public ownership of water, electricity, gar) eam + eeeeeeeeeee A WIDEAWAKE CONSTABLE. Ye say ye ain't been speedin Y sald Silas as be stopped the Nary a sp chauf. |feur, trying to be When did ye leave Quinceville?” |demanded Stias, suspiciously clock this morning. said with a wink at his o . fie “I fear we are losing our ideals Balle incinerator, public lavatories, and a scientific and unified plan ilar Ga Gi um a ‘bent Sak tale cht med vedh far Goutth Wes for the gradual creation of “The City Beautiful.” ® le tate Stone? Anything new about such an inaugural message’ Yes, such sentt-| - ‘Ob I Have you | companic a Because he's always off when | noticed th ad for the ball Pive th nin’, eh?” nid th scgelagaew n for the ba ‘ said the “Let us at least dream of the day when science and thé passion |7OU eed him most, T guess Sern whee thee Ba que es?” ee ee ee “die Pagactice \— — — ~ _ oer ‘aken ye six hours to come four for humanity shall determine civic policies, and not the expk iting) ENGLISH IN ENGLAND miles, Waal, ig rll run ye in| gg * privileged interests and tyrannizing powerful monopojes.” feorge Lacy Hillier, Engliwh wleycle and tricycle ch n't ke . “ | in |anyhow, only I'll change the com A new spirit! A new state of mind |the days of the high whe od hard tire, used to tell an am story|plaint from overapeedin’ to ob. ar . jabout his alner wtruy LILLIAN RUSSELL says she is going in for comle opera again!" ""T: appears that the trainer would at times iti neves|Woxy. ee ee CIGARETTES ‘STATE DENTAL WAR @né@ that her voice is back again‘in all its glory. No other Slory) py calling him Mr. ‘lier. One day, in exany Hillier said to | J @eer left Littian in all her 27 years, Yeu, that's right, isn't it 3 hh _ "Why do you always eail me’ Mr. “Ui t if not my seme. FOR THE GANG: : F election | A GOOD | The trainer stood } He’s a Pig, All Right stasis ache A aa a"s Sa wae Ly Sip faz for you it ‘emo! THE PEOPLE Isn't it a trifle wseating to find. husbands and wives rushing to} € eae Sourt with all their petty domestic troubles? A man in Massachusett®} =o.) Gis cartectionat SACRIFICIAL - | ‘ ) P Stick | Sou Save ® Dollar: I Make » Poller, | Bes just induced a judge to tell his wife that “the law requires you). “yoiis . sds ectionately)-—Pupa, you wouldn't like me to leave} he { ‘The . : : take rs | On High a ore ny advi | 0.7m a AN wet © beecing : a x hap, He ts willing to | 4ew cool you feet . Fapa (fondly)—Indeed, 1 would not, my da Sweet Girl—Well, then [UN marry Mr Pox live here-~—New York Weekly © eat what your busband buys.” The To buy only what suits himself and then get a judictal| @eeree to make his wife eat it whether she likes tt or not! He ought @ be licked unt! he agrees to divide even, letting the partner of bis} = yer anes pour i p ‘Mfe have something that tastes good to her at least half of the time | ae at _rickey down, for instance; ‘This sort of thing ts a survival of woman's slavery to man. No Tan z re HAPPY eas ate - ie" awe) ‘4 the happily married T Wonder women want to vote and elect a few judges themsely Returns and brings a . Yea, indeed. He thinks almost as much of her sap | MASSACHUSETTS judge decides that the husband Is absolute |40e* bereel! ‘iord and master of the household and can order what he likes to eat Hy 7 A — ~ ay E@etvare you with ust Now! All together! Hip! Hip! ‘Rab for re | TE NECESSARY THING ali of the judiciary! Recto, |e comes on, ear teeth; the come spine, | ane Spanien om ce ostcaSa the ra | (nat ts hy contionn aing about ft. When the people p There ts just one way tef * he Legisiature who prise tbe dog as she} bis more than they d [tars dentists will endoy | THE SEASHORE IDOL. | “Why, Ethel, did you notice | ide hotel adver. to furnish young man es corter” “1 know the kind. They are auch silly sissies that a | < Observations | } Yan. 10.—For | chaperon ry } time she walks out with them.” iy el r, y, i* —Philadeiphia Inquirer. NS ellen MORE ox-Confederate veterans are in congress than veteran “boys fm blue” ex ree ONLY 107 in the shade at Beverly July 4th. Nice piace for the) summer White House! | he ° LATEST fashion in aviation grandstand seats ix a tilt of 15 de-| at prices that he State Dental Combine gusp LOST IN PRACTICE is & woman with a very « mind r i grees. Good-bye to the aeroplane neck. } Not as strong as it was itlon and the much djftuesed ¢ F St ae | How do you know? on the chariot race one of the| or Plame ve ge yg’ | ‘ DOWN with the white slave traffic!. Up with Mrs. Napolitano to} rd her giving her hus-| cee of graphic writing in a cen-| Wednesday; colder in north porti |; « the noose! The inconsistency of civilized society! | of it Philadelphia| “Ben Hur” ts popular with Jocal|much colder Wednesday, cold wave | r ek See | | ; GEN. GRANT is soon to be “reproduced” for the first time on the Ta Ywo e ————= ny stage. Actor who does it will have lots of fun smoking URSUITS Rube—Where's yer boy naow? AT THE OLD PIKE PL ae y naow t CALIFORNIA man said he could chew a torpedo with Josh—He's in New York He's with the angels now. At least, we hope that’s where he Rube—Which side's he on by this ‘ o o o* | time? OH! if they're going to prove that Taft helped elect Lorimer nits ‘hes aia Josh—What d'yer mean? < @rop that investigation! We must have something left of Bill for 1 Pe ok,» ply mn no “~ Rube--is be sollic’ gold : eto: ® We asked then 0 e e é a'ready or buyin’ ‘em yet?—To! FRENCH army is to have less showy and more serviceable uniforms. ong at ove aie [ po ere im ! aes oh aan, f even’s: been a9 | Binde ] ‘The 1 “ will scarded go RES i mi Rete sed tomers eof “the line” will be discarded for grayish /pring up a solitary thing for us| “I know you have been in a cloud Very Handy Pt HERE FOODS ARE CHEAPER; FRESHER, TOO : f ‘ 3 oe ae wir Seemase your hair fe wet Sir Philip Burne-Jones gave a|f Delivery 10 Cents; Suburbs 20 Cents. Delivery Extended to Green we se PARIS unveils 2 monument to Leon Serbollet, “father of the Te SLIDE WHO TOBTC THE PLUM spread, Lake, Fremont, University, West Seattle and Ballard oe ne , le. Many a cemetery contains monuments to the vic- “You're wanted,” sald the small boy Served beer and some wine that one door south of the t tims of it. “Who wants me?’ demanded the plumber. bcormpint da Yds See oe F b ee er “No. 137—the house you've just come from.” But, oh horrors, Mabel, fe yp EA the as 4 “TAFT stands the heat well,” is the cheery announcement from se hed tote ae atk aan ae “ti dere, waneeind ‘Twas not on the table, | aan 3. geen o. the sizzling Down East. But what Bill needs to practice up ois al plumber. ee eee ET SRE OP es a ee eee ee on agen ; beavy frost. “You'd better come,” persisted the small boy stoutly, “or it'll be} a ad fd t ° o o too late. Ma's got hysteri a one nearly d, and | t intr RI hy ests. cnt to ter tte bite] ™ “ig Bens sae ae, at ov cine Eka ‘ Just Say early. The people of Merrie England are about ready to merrily knock “Well, 1 think you've connected the wrong pipes, or something,” ’ : the stuffing out of the ic gama 5 Oe replied the boy. “Anyhow, the chandelier in the parlor is spraying like a ORLICK S i f tat id the bath on « y be MAINE couple married ce a tpountain top, so as to be as near] (intain and the bathroom tap's on fire.”—Answere But thie’ was all plain, doncher e he as possible. Wateh em race for Reno, which, Just now, Is IN LUCID TERMS |The reason they did it was so | M Means q near the other place as possible. Jones—I hear you are going to marry again, Jackson. Now, when| When guests wished to creep Original and Genuine D i ae ok EE UI beat? eR Rey a your late wife died you téld me that the light of your life had gone out,| "Neath the table to sleep, | ¥ 4 e m1 , pmpany have Jackson—Ah, you, old but ne yu Hee goi o | Th hi ¢ horus made up of “society ladies who can sing and with wholesome ped-| another match!--M. AP. London es ere ene [en ene ener Omen, eee MALTED MILK : : igrees.” So there's some use for ‘em, after all. rama : ya nae ici THE VITAL RANGE 4 ss oe ALWAYS TALKED NO KICK COMING The leute . , | The = ; HARVARD trounced Yale so badly in this year’s boat race that dion en erate eee, 8s * Food-driak for All Ages. ; ghe really didn’t have the heart to cheer. And to be pitied by Harvard Captain,” he ed x lore healthful than Tea or Coffee, fs about the toughest thing that could happen to old Eli lear or watelel Cs gre ee be Manning s Coffee Store Agrees with the weakest digestion 6. 6 ot to rence en po siti 1519 PIKE PLACE. Didiclows, invigorating and euviions: an ANYHOW that steel investigation fixes an important date in his- rio a wz a bs : tory. Andrew Carnegie became ravenously desirous of dying poor | “Curse the luck!” groaned the Rich milk, malted grain, powder form, : fust about the time hundreds of millions were surely coming his way captain. “Now how can. the cook With an Equal P. A quick lunch prepared in 9 minote a ~perrinet | 7 : ‘ur- 4 8 t NEARLY all public schools have abandoned the deadly feather dust aie a aiass ete Su ar 5c ] chase of Other Gro- Take so substitute, Ask for BORLICKS er. On the other hand, 61 per cent report that their school room floors | ‘ LS Oth imitati ¥ are never washed, and a few of them that thelr windows are never I TRIO OT ROK tote Sener Alea ser ococendamei b $ # |B Pure Lard, 51, pail .55¢ { “Skipper Brand” g t Lee : B Skip, Sardines .10¢ TAFT asks the senate to hurry up on those Honduras and Nica- 2 adtinatiiadae saa aig oe 5¢| Pioneer Milk, 2 cans .......15¢ BLANK BOOKS ; Tagua treaties. Uncle Sam wants to exert his “moral influence” on their | ee eke ee fe te tte & } C- kk Eeseen intentedzens. Moral influe is rich, Stop your giggling Box 31, Séathm pel ink pfs, | A EBA STALLS 109-110—MAIN FLOOR = Py acme ‘ os Sd é o © » Editor “The Star,” ‘Seattle. | er ALSO 33 AND 34 DOWNSTAIRS 72 Columbia St. a SEE, the Chicagoan who is being prosecuted for originating a relig Dear Sir: I have just read your olumbia St. a ie Speaataier os the Beceteens Of A1L% aed Ge tenn eee ne oe ar ine fotisial sunvton, okcMre, see} | EVERE f a ; 0 th gg » Sweetness of A nd they deny that he was > aie te | °TT-SEATTLE inspired! Why, you could catch jack rabbits with that on Broadway. he gael the issue of Sune s0th,| INTRRURBAN SATLUAY —_— _ — — ee lines 1G ofr i | * ou warmly, sincerely, from the| my — 4 So your boss fired you for at| yen “ m” : a a aintatning must nuoh || Fresh Washington Cr <q y Tommy—Say, maw, what's a] “Yep. An do boss nex’ door|umdue eriuicam from ail” siden | gton Creamery, 2 pounds. ..... .55¢ “4 i ‘woman's debating club?” jfired me pal, Jimmy, too. Den| on i i : . | A . since few realt I Li eat A His “Mother — When several |Jimmy takes ny job an’ T takes ites i codlann Git ier atic at Lipton’s Tea, per pound ....... ++. 55¢ ee tt premen pling bridge Whig. | SenenT's. we who drink of the cup of water| a Murphy was a new feorult in the cavaliy. He could net ride ar |7OU, Hold out to suffering humanity | | } n all, and by ill luck was given one of the most vicious horse [Dave © sight 30. ony. © Welly Come, Ow u 4 | r all, as given one of the most victous horses in the|tnoy good and. faithful wervan : | rn Momenber,” wild. the eargéati,. "no ‘one ; {nasmuch as you gave It to the least " : ; bs gp ey ant, “no one fs allowed to dismount of those you gave It unto Mo.” 1433 First Av. and Pike St. 1 OHIO CUT RATE DENTISTS, 30514 Pike Street | eroearty was no sooner In the saddie than he was thrown to the| your greatest remacd't wisi te ben aad lice at e:00 pr mn be Dyer Owl Drug Store, Entrance Room rod - Y ——— ws plan che Rai be breathless on the ground, “ ” . . . , | anve m Fillings..50¢ Full Plates $5 ee rt Sateen Aa wiktons aah Sone to. tae Son sof MADISON INTERURBAN Id Crowns coe -$3 Painless Extraction Free Bal Ma . trines.” Cedar 414, a coe sian to WERE i OKK GUARANTERD TWELVE YEARS “From headquarters, 1 suppose? meant In tho servioo of the} Rates for packing furniture, ete., for ship a BNOMOMISI- 34h No, sor; from hinterquarters, / : than all; others. Wo will show yeas ey lower Hl doe: giao: «iti icon, naet 9 0s, 18a 12:55 p.m. Everybody's, DANIEL ¥, BOISSEVAIN. ea ‘