The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 26, 1911, Page 4

THE STAR—MONDAY, JUNE rw _ THE SEATTLE STAR | ~~ Meinber of United Press Published dally by The Bar Publishing Go ei ‘oitice aa second-class malter Why Squander Money on Trip Abroad and a Coach q Through Pompeii--We’ve a Deserted Village Neare BY JOHN COPLEY decades ago bleached by the sea-; Now, had Goldsmith, the Sintered at Seattle, Wash. wm Ry owt of elty, 80 cents per month up to six months Six month, Owe year, 09.26 Rie J. DERRINGFORD DE ROCKABILT ice 7 cast his vision ahead and dw Be Misfortunes come in threes; a | #On8 @orms eee Ponethis « a Real Justice on the Bench BY JOHN COPLEY burned child dreads the fire and |, Dia Yay entirely deserted fr See oe Witlane, ware to aa 5 ; B C) ie mus cl bt r co ne : “Justice, after all, demands the making of better citizens rather . rely opel dase weak Ge) ot ton: than punishing people J. Derringford de Rockabilt was blessed with parents rich; his history repeats Itself. a a yp pay Page usd lo. Koo far a0 ihe ae nd * Who said that? Not a candidate for office, Not a minister in bis] ancestors in history filled quite a hefty niche. When he waa but Mark you well that last bit— tT y 6 = aper office, if you| life is concerned = pulpit an infant all his clothes were made of silk, & seven-hundred-dollar cow history repeats itself, Sn MD new mi ee sajenty, a tit-| But, amhappily, Goldamitt ee No, strange as it may seem, it was a Judge on the bench Who) suppiied his daily milk, Nine tutors saw him safely through his happy VAGRTION TOL When Oliver Goldsmith penned | Peer ime ‘occupies, the big his eye upon the city rade uttered that sentiment Saturday. boyhood days; at him, the other kids in town In envy green Would] i, peeing sick ‘and the good old|{#@ Immortal lines known 36 Tne |e eee ince was hous@|, was Kirkland, maybe 1 e. Tt was in the case of John Allen, John Allen stole a few articles | gage, A High-Brow university did welcome him at last, (but the mill family vw @ Deserted Village,” he inserted this) i. Kirkland bank, The little) Anyway,*the city of Kir O Bi of canned goods, He admitted the theft? will never turn with the water that has passed.) Bays | must epend a week at Lake|!™pressive stanza: newspaper ts hopeful of s future minutes’ ride from adinon 4 Phis ad lived a straight life, He was not a criminal by nature. 2 ye *P ek at La apa King county ferry | a 4 is cn oe, ae to hel out the family income, But another J. Derringford de Rockabilt was graduated quick; In ultra toge| | Oconomowoc.* “That ‘Trades proud empire nasies to for Kirt iad, aad is pot gy se pf =r ale or A eA : ttle mouth to feed and body to clothe was coming soon, and she could/and manners, you can betcher he was slick! His father gave bim In W ta ea SOEs tus iatewred mate | HOP ony pA bef 20 years ago,| village to a fare 17 a Mot work. She needed more of the necessities of life fifteen thousand ev'ry year to spend; J, Derringford had motor-cara ‘kutithas Hathaant vee: tu — | papers of the day . oe ‘ Me heron ee | e| 1 dian make iT _ _ es “4 This brave little wife went straight to the county prosecutor’s|and so on without end, And then one day he wedded to a dassling| ives + eh omg al pulllag the| While I didn’t note any laboured a: 3 office, She told the story of her husband’s hitherto blameless life, |footlight queen; and then ensued at Joh home ® very shocking | elven Deardioan | by cesten te" ieadina 1 teak case Yeat M a and of her baby soon to come. scene, J, Derringford’s old man was sore, he raged and raved and| ea. . demith’s prophetic vision pene At And prosecutor and judge were big enough men in this Instance to} sassed; (but the mill will never turn with the water that has passed.) STRENGTH AND WEAKNESS, | trated the future and he had the cs BT jean Allen, instead of being: torn from bie feutly and throws One day there was a funeral, the old man had checked in. ‘The ge ae eg ene: pM - So John Allen, end of be 0 # family and They wll went <n LPM eo - R : he : a cE GOOD, TO REDEEM |®ay young Rockabilt did simile was certainly a sin, They « 2 Bocas ae eee ; ia ay IS GIVEN A CHANC TO MAKE GOOD, TO REDE to the parlor and they ant the very still, the old man's private law a city—but only for one brief, fle | SELF. a . aaa ial ak rf 1 straighten the|Yer hummed and hawed and read the will, ©, draw a curtain o'er the <i le < le eel rte th ga eye : iba ey duty again, in-{#cene, O, let us hurry hence, The old man left J, Derringford the sum \ ones” ton Mtoe’. Gar aan” te Eur ercte iso tate the ayes of Silly ent cetme of thirty cents. J, Derringford (s selling neckties in the city vast ee Ot ees More such decisions will make more MEN instead of more CRIM-| (and the mill will never turn with the water that has passed!) | so"7or nee college letter for promotors camp don the afte and | If you depend upon the NALS SIZING THEM UP Athletic records new; erected a colony of three-story hy 3 IN. ‘ | anna She rowed her school to victory brick buildings fone ot ithe m mail to do that import- ‘ IN| I As stroke oar on the crew; cont a# much as $40,000—and two 7 : London Solves Housing Problem Wa She set's mark in sprinting and [or three of them were never ant business you may 7 Hit She starred in basketball; cupled. Th were two anks, a a pndon begins to think she has found the true solution of her ke heme ew, haa-she otronath {score of. grocery and éther plevés! regret the time it takes. Lond 8 Back home now, she strengt housing problem in the creation of garden cities, villages and suburbs to help and the swirl of commerce at the! Mr. George B. Ford of Columbia university, just returned from the At housework? Not at all. intersection of the square if International Housing conference at Vienna, agrees that this is so, qui intoxicating. Th | Successful men every- and strongly urges American cities to follow in London's footsteps, Carlotta De Felice, an actrens,|lumber and shingle interests then Hage Gentlemen of money, listen to this was polmoned by her makeup|—and a big steel mill was to be where are using West- “It has been found that suburban plots, on which 10 houses per paint, Which same ts a warning] built re a f cre are built, will pay just large dividends to the owners as other} to many ladies who sit on the oth This wae in 1860. . ern Union Day Letters le e pei ri . Fe " it he Panic Came < Plots on which 40 houses of similar size per acre are built or side of the footlights. pa ééare ” r : ; he panic of °93 and “Night Letters” to So says Mr. Ford. Do you grasp it? Try it this way: It mak Then came ¢ p 4 “ ~y . There are quite a few of our fel-| & no difference to you in dollars and cents—you who have money to ir INFORMATION HIGHBOY. | =f Yest—whether you jam 40 houses together on an acre of city property Percival-—Here’s your recipe for allow cititens who still recall this clip days off the fast- or whether you go a little way into the suburby where land is coronation cocktail: Pour out three|dank and drab period, It was the rs cheaper and build only 10 houses to the acre. You get the same fingers of rye (or corn), Hold this|year when bank presidents were} est mail service. @ividends in either case. in your right hand and in your left|slad to get a job running an ele 1 ¥ . ? ¥ a glass containing ice water. Bend] Vator, and captains of industry hur-| : Why, then, perpetuate the city slums, Mr. Moneyed Man? You a ® ; r , Sw can get the same dividends and have your tenants living in detached your right A al exciains ‘ o's ee a poses * be a magenta od houses, w e i w out behind on where folks ow!” or o ‘Is royal ‘ighnes ® able to board ‘em for Be Gia tae Crulte, vegetables, sunshine od’ alr. ; and proceed Most of the Sound cities recov: | THE WESTERN UNION TELEGRAPH COMPANY Fi Wagiand hes created 40 or 60 of these gar ~ ed—Seattie came back strong in ie a vet * hase ‘ _|. “I notice all the patrons cal! you Capt. Hobson, attention! The}'97 with Alaska gold ip, Seburbs in the last 10 years. They are successful—triply successful—| 1, aitterent names.” quite satisfied, even when she gets| Japanese ball players from Waseda| But Kirkiand never came back. ; ' for they readily command tenants, they make the tenants happler and p “Yeas, monsieur, tt ie sat way I| the vote.” tell ze tips I may expect.” Why not?” “How so?" “We'll have to reorganize the bal- “Why, If zey shout ‘Hey, you!’ I) lot so that when there's an election get one nickel. If zey say ‘Gar-|she can atay at home and let me at cong, with one Parisian accent, I/ tend to that along with the rest of got @ quarter.” the errands.” niversity are inspecting American] Take a walk through the echoing thus warns the Marion|streets In Kirkland and you need, never squander your money for a But trip abroad and sight-seeing + forgets that the Japs in-|coach through Pompell. Pompeti spected the Cub hattertes. is & mad metropolis compared to} Which the Kirkland of today " healthier, and (we repeat it) they pay the same dividends erowded city shacks. Now, there is one thing we have got to have in America fn order to solve our housing problem in this way. We must have rapid transit ‘and cheap fares—20 minutes’ ride for 3 cents. And that doesn't admit ‘of much water in the stock, does it? — i eae rennin > a pgnsempancenn Relong to the National, not the} The natives over there have . hi th P ffi SUSPICIOUS American quite given it up. They are wili-| t on the Postoftice Bank Prosident—What's the matter? ad ing to till the soll and reap profits astesetér Generel Hitchcock says that if be can hold the rail Bank Vice President—1 was just thinking. I sat next to our cashier] A new Missourt law makes It a|from garden truck or from the\} F, & F, STATIONERY (0 Foads down to a profit of 6 per cent on their mail contracts, he can in church yesterday, and I don't quite like the way he sings “Will They | felony for a man to cuss elephone| amiable hen-—but the hunger for! 523 Union St. Meek Trunk & Bag 9 @ave the country $9,000,000 a year and make his department pay. Mise Me When I'm Gone?’—~Puck girl. What we need is a law to|the dizzy city is gone, ‘TRUNKS AND SUIT CAKES. Pacoctewaomind —- : Keep him from flrting with her. | | The red brick bulldings stand STATIONERY nas mastncture car own, aeoae ‘ ta an bare——ghost e, wit it here in Sea’ Now, Mr. Hitchcock, would you kindly tell us aboot what per cent THE MAIN ESSENTIAL a, FF! PPLIES gp Be NE ge AB ‘of profit the railroads have pol making on mail contracts that put Hodown—T understand your wife Inafsted on drawing up the pina, How loud the British shopkeepers 7 ove rene an the hinges, OFFICE SU! SM bet, tod. 2688. the department some millions in the hole? herself for your new house. would cheer; ' e algne of the merchants of two It must have been something handsome, and the postoffice has Jignup—Yes; she's busy over there now How quickly they'd gather their been so roundly abused as an instance of how the people could not Hodown—Ob, | thought she had finished. She told my wife she riches, @o things that it would be no more than right to tell just how the rail-/had all the cupboards laid out . . . eed tia: the pooole- Jigsup—Yee, but now abe's got to put the rest of the house around Buyers of Housefurnishings Will Save Considerably ——___ them. Sete - net Observations HE GOT HIS “Kerrigan,” the guest said, “instead of tipping you every day when TWO-THIRDS of the 15,000,000 inhabitants of Mexico can neither I come in to lunch, I'll give you your tip in « lump sum at the end. ead nor write. of the week.” “Would you mind paying me in advance, sir?” he asked. “Well, upon my word, that's # strange request, but if you aré in want of money, here is a dollar for you. I hope you did not distrust me. ay, PL “Oh, no, ai eB IN. FUNSTON 1s again in the Philippines. This time he's writing| post Dispatch | = °°" “* | Am leaving here tomorrow."—St. Louls Stories instead of fighting. by Buying at Our Great If only their ruler were crowned ev- aie siren"! Mid-Summer Stock-Adjusting Vows made in storms are for kotten in calme. eo eco - IN TWO years 246 American cities bave established playgrounds for the children. # al e Ss Patients 'n the Massillon, O., in sane hoapttal were served. with the e 4) ouse urnts in Ss largest shortcake on record, 21 feet square and containing 500 quarts of strawberries. 4 ee we THE mother garter snake lets the baby snakes crawl into her | Mouth when they are frightened. CAUTIOUS ! A SPLENDID IDEA Cee MORE tobacco for pipes and cigarettes is prepared in Durham, WN. C., than im any other town on earth. This is one of the annual occasions for which this store is famous, and one which af> 9 UI me Sea Pye pond fords a host of money-saving opportunties to thrifty buyers. It's no wonder our store wr ers of all the chickens turned was crowded today, when you consider the great values we offer. Our show windows are? § © white. full of new, desirable, up-to-date funiture and floor coverings, all priced way below reg- @ ular. Shop early, as we are offering the biggest bargains in the short lines, which will soon go at the prices we ask. CASH OR CREDIT AT SALE PRICES Bo Me LOANS on life insurance have not increased beyond the normal @Miark. Another sign of genera! prosperity. ° ° ° OLYMPIC, biggest of ocean liners, ix 14 stories high, which would have been quite a building, even on land, a few years ago. Westminster Abbey, where King George was crowned, was begun in) 1049 by Edward the Confessor. o o o - MRS. IVAN SWIFT, wife of the Los Angeles poet, says Ivan gave > hs. Just th f t with 66 23 - » dag DA gue every month! <p i meraearnlopa Day saber 4h) a man with nerve 80 Who dares unto his wife to state: |“Your bread this week has too much weight"? oO o o - GOLD may be beaten into leaves so exceedingly thin that one grain eight will cover 56 square inches. A real good housekeeper can Make it cover even more than that Sound lumber, 25 years old, has < o.. 0 es PRINCESS LOUISE of Belgium, in her fight for Leopold's mil- been proved by German govern is showing up her father’s private life relentlessly. While it isn't | ' ment test to be stronger than new exactly news, Europe finds it ——. eock, A CHICAGO pastor says that gray hairs come as punishment for| Mrs. Snide—My husband has a| “Vera always uses such danger-| 4. ct ol But ofttimes the sinner is baid-headed and his victim gets all the |reputation for paying his debts ously long ° wroserten arama, Leagesan } onaire ni 04 Gray hairs. promptly | “You, but she’s careful to_steril- rag gp et .o ng Bacay Bie sma ae ee es :| Philadelphia last week. It's worth HERE'S ONE ON MA | that to be born in Philadelphia, “I hate to boast,” said a lawyer, “but my wife ts one of the moat! * ee Aas 84 i economical women in the world. The other day she told mo she needed |, "only Years ako Frank Woods |@ new sult. I said she ought to have it, by all means, but asked her |0f Ol rad he Bagge ae Gor jnot to spend a big bunch of money witbout letting me know about It. | earned. hie week ae teas Gale yell, the next day she said: ; “The tailor said he couldn't make that suit for less than $150,| "as Pald him by @ guest at his I thought It was too much, but told him to go ahead.” | ¥ | “Well, I suppose it is all right,’ I said, ‘but why didn't you consult me first “‘Why, dearie, I didn’t want to spend car fare for two visits.’ “I tell you, it's these little economies that count, eh? Low Rates East Via Rock Island Lines THE ROUTE OF THE DE LUXE ROCKY MOUNTAIN LIMITED Low Round Trip Summer Excursion Tickets will be sold at the following rates, on the dates named below: Speaking of money, Canada is to jhave its own gold pleces, made in England. or . souice ovine ot,tos sneer] High Roll Back Comfort Rocker} Quarter-Sawed Oak Boston .. oese .$110.00 A GOOD STROKE has ruled that wives have a perfect|} ** 0) er- Wi = ’ 91.50 “Seashore golf seldom amounts to much,” said H. Chandler Egan,| right to read thelr husbands’ pri Se = : ri 72.50 fi the solf champion, on the Wheaton links. “Seashore golf always sug-| vate letters. We found that out : : . * Sf Mone 06 tau te tints hareeee uae een Te low. see Pecans oe of 2 erste oak, in the golden | A neat, attractive style in the golden or “Oh, Jack, dear, don't,’ whispered Jill. “The caddie will see us. : - ee imish; polished; very comfortable chair, | Early English finish, made with shaped sad= No, he won't,’ said Jack. ‘He's too busy looking for the ball, and| Lake | Washington | strawberry |} is) Wide seat: upholstered in genuine | di: | hens e is Wall beac ; it’s In my pocket.’”"—St. Louis Globe-Democrat fields are now open to the public ts up / in genuine leath- | dle seat and is well braced throughout ; regusiy er; regular price $21.50. Special ..$12.50 | lar price $4.75. Special ... Detroit .... Kansas City .... Kansas City via Minneapolis via Council Bluffs Montreal ... New York Philadelphia Pittsburg St. Joseph . St. Louis Siumkele ce: dae eneees St. Paul via Council Bluffs ...... Washington ............. o eoeeccerererrnce DATES OF SALE June 21, 22, 23, 24, 28, 29, 30. July 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 19, 20, 26, 27, 28. August 3 4, 5, 14, 15, 16, 17, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 30. September 1, 2, 4, 5, 6 Final Return Limit October 31, 1911 TRAVEL IN COMFORT Limited trains via Rock Island Lines provide every comfort and conyenience. Frequent trains operating on SESSSERSRBRSE SSSS383SS333S LOOKING FORWARD A NEW LIGHT ok hk be _ Savings” We have used this phrase for several years, to empha- size the fact that we do no other business than a Sav- ings Business. fh this we differ from all the other banks in the city, We have made special arrangements with the factory for a large quantity of these Mattresses at a very low tufted, covered in fancy cretonnes; this grade is usual- ly sold at $9.75. Extra special for this sale only 86.35 In fifty years they will be serv- Our: peci: precast ch fast schedules carry you in safety and comfort to your des- |f|!"& meals by electricity.” Professor — My geological work 8 Is a s alty SE adion: 1} “That will be nice. I suppose keeps me away from home most of lil then they can be oharged.” the time, I alsin Farmer—Waal, I allus thought it | In planning honeymoon trips, re-} wuz dum foolishness, but I see they jj; member that the rock of Gibraltar! be suthin’ to it, arter al—dumned mn Seattle's Largest Oak Dining Housefurnishing Store Chair Buy Now TO CHICAGO AND EAST Rock Island Lines provide electric lighted drawing- room and observation sleeping cars and free reclining steel By specializing we are en- abled to give you absolute security and can devote time Washington Star, The — Bank For Savings Cor, Third Ave. and Pike St. C. D. MeNAUGHTON, City Pass. Agt. 712 Second Avenue, Seattle. Phones: Main 1004, Ind, 493, saddio seat; T- color, In tmita- bolt construction; Credit regular price You Want $2.76. Special for this sale... $145 @l\KE ST. AND FIFTH AV, GEO. P. CAVE, All the Gen'l Agt. ‘ wae ; i] bas 70 miles of tunnels —Adv. hey ain’ , Welt chair cars-——-you ride in comfort all the way. Excellent con- H ad oe oe hay sins to you personally, . mainland Pay Later A Strong, Wel “esmngye maintained at Chicago and St. Louis with east- cy THE WISE AND UNWISE Ohalr for this a ace, TTT yers. “There are two men talking about motor boats,” sald the sales too} it A made of hard- n he other?” rejoin tor, the best of everything | “Admits that he has had no demptianse Whatever == Karly Rngitsh tin- 2 by petrages Tickets, Reservations, Information, Ete. | “Devote yourself to him, He s much more likely to take a chance.” iahs solid shaped eg Meggan it tlon of quarter- sawed oak, aDp- 4 “saddle seat; $2.60 value 81.98 A CHAMPION Wife—John, our cook has become engaged to the milkman, Hub—Well, engagements are breakab ‘ Bridget-—~ Boston Transcript, sedamaats arkd