The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 22, 1911, Page 4

LE STAR iy by The Publishing Go ~_Dantoltice ae socom % rat per month up to six monthe Six montha $1.78 es _ THE SEATT RS SE The Crowning of George v. Today he rode to his coronation, the central figure in a pageant that cost millions of money, months of time, and the energies of thousands of men—a pageant which brought offi- cers of the empire from the ends of the earth to witness the ceremony of a moment, Aryl that in spite of the fact that he has actually been king from the moment when Edward VIL drew his last breath, more than a year ago. Was all this trouble worth while? ; Henry Demorest Lloyd once pointed out the utility of such things. He thought the king, with all his glory and majesty, kept alive for the multitude the tradition of beauty and the hope of plenty in days to come, The masses who be- hold the spectacle, or read of it from afar, may now lead poor, pinched lives, but—they dream! It is something to know that there is beauty and majesty and glory in the world, and to see it exemplified in the person of the head of the state It is, after all, THEIR state, THEIR monarch, the symbol of THEIR civilization. Perhaps the day will come when everybody will have enough to eat, good clothes to wear, a pleasant home to live in, and when the world will be full to o’er-running with beauty, music and majesty! Not that we shall all be kings, but that we shall all be citizens of a very beautiful world. Well, if that is the idea, here goes with the rest of the ne populace: “Long live the king!” _ But, in addition: “Soon come the beauty and majesty of life for all! 0, Bu I suppose the hobble skirt AN ORDER ON CUPID BY JOHN COPLEY. It strikes me kinder funny, bonest truth How the fancy, dancey girl makes a bit! But nowadays the less observant youth Believes the frilly girl distinetly 11 Now, I may be old-fashioned and a crab, hap | am a swine and seorn « pearl; But | am waiting, waiting just to grab A little sweetheart Ike the Old Time Girl, I {a right, | The Coronation hair may be O. K., | ut, lord ft makes a girl an awful sight~ (To think of human beings rigged that way'y The Rah-Rah gtrl has The girl of Cultchaw, too, gives me an ache, The blushing budlet of so-cle-tee note I take flapjack brown, May toddle on, f I want a girl.who cooks I want a girl who's satisfied with me; Cupid, you can set me down— One Old Time Girl's the one you get for ME! es, Mr. will admit that The moonlight Joyride may b ym But for myself, if it's the bridge is harmless, too, * Almost wtald ;y me to you, I'll stick around and win an Old Time Mafd, for all th held no charm for me, é: , after living through the four years’ desperate jp some 70 years of healthy life, visits daughter Im Seattie and forgets to turn gas off completely, He is found dead In his room. Strange, isn’t it, how men survive ‘te conflicts, and then some little, insignificant thing com ind snuffs out the candie of life? The Little Girl in Gingham Frock Speaking in The Star yesterday, Judge A. W. Frater of the juvenile series teste girl in the gingham frock and hair tied with ribbons is not the one who gives the juvenile officers any trouble. It is the other kind—the girl who dresses her hair with a mans of false puffs and curls, and keeps up with foolish fashion, who Is led astray.” Judge Frater advised Seattle mothers to dress their young daugh- ters simply. He said girls who dress in the “old fashioned” way are rarely seen-in his court. Most of those who are first brought there Wear clothes which might look very proper and stunning a mar ried woman, but when worn by a girl in her early ‘teens, plainly tell the story of eager and ignorant desire to at least live beyond her Civil War vete campaign, and piling Ah, “little girl im the gingham frock and hair tied ‘pigtail’.” you are the true little woman-—the girl the boys, and the older boys, too, really admire! Don't ever think that because you aren't wearing high-heeled shoes, hobble skirts and picture hat YOU are} “ swimming in your proper channel; it {s the flashily dressed young lady who is swimming beyond her depth. Here's to the little old fashioned girl of Seattle! And may every mother and father rise to the toast, and help it ph. Five or six more dogs poisoned by some fiend In Seattic. A few days ago 15 canines were killed. The humane officers and police, however, have made no report of the capture of the dog murderers. fe the slaughter of faithful and valuable dogs to continue with im- _punity? Is Protection Obsolete? Another American manufacturer proclaims himself against any more tariff protection. He is William C. Redfleld of Brooklyo, manu facturer of machinery, and he happens to be a member of congress. He stands with the International Harvester company. on the propost tion that America has outgrown the need of protection, and can beat the rest of the world on equal terms. Perhaps the tariff is on its way to join the “bloody shirt” and ether wornout issues in the limbo of the past. Observations WILSON’S Pacific coast trip cost him $800 In salary. Mon's $800 ahead of Wonlrow, anyhow. Jud Har- heads. one wife. FUNNY CRACKS | HER IDEA, It lan't equitable.” “What's the trouble?” “A divorcee costs a great deal more than @ marriage license.” UP-TO-DATE COOK. oo “How's your new cook doingT” “Splendidly! I'm gradually teach- ing her to cook, but | can't coax her in get up before 10:30 in the morn- | MONOGAMY IS EXPLAINED A woman missionary in China was taking tea with a mandarin’s eight wives, says the Detroit Free Press. The Chinese ladies exam ined her clothing, her hair, her teeth and so on, but her feet especially amazed them. “Why,” cried one, “you can walk and run as well as a man!” “You, “Yes, to be sure,” sald the missionary. Can you ride a horse and swim, too?” “Then you must be as strong as @ man.” Not Like Jeffries. The trouble with Jack Johnson's trip to England is that he can come back. NEW MOTHER GOOSE. | Hey diddie diddie, | The packers The cow jumps o: The courts may be fooling The people by “ruling,” But beef won't come down quite 80 soon, A Yonkers milk man shook the bottles delivered by a rival so his jeustomers couldn't get the eream for breakfast. That man ought to be running a trust Vacation approaches! My watch | shall hock And loaf at Lake Kahnifiminani- kok.* —New York Mail. *In Northern Ontario. Bhe Did Farewell. Bernhardt has netted $300,000 from her latest farewell tour, A Missourl paper says: | “Mine Daisy Defoe presided at the plano and played Mendel & Sons’ wedding march,” Bach, Bach to the schoolhouse, you tx Dorant editor, How you d4i-Strauss me! Trimmings from new flax and hemp are used to make the finest “rice” paper for cigarets. Artist—My object was to try |and express all the horrors of war | How do you like it? | Priend—1 have never seen any- jthing more horrible. — London | Opinion. Fireworks were invented in Florence, Italy, in 1360 and we're | just beginning to get rid of them “And you wouldn't let a man beat you—not even if he was your) — busband—would you?" ndeed I wouldn't!" the missionary sald. The man “Now I understand why the foreign devil never has more than He is afraid.” A NEW EXPERIENCE “And did you enjoy your trip to the country, Miss Citibred “Yes, Indeed. What do you think I saw? they were raw.” A lot of quails, o 8 oO HARVARD UNIVERSITY has « collection of flowers ‘glass, which ifustrates the flora of the United States. o ° o EVEN as far back as 324 B. C. they prosecuted people for bribery— -and the accused usually went free, just as they do today. o o o NO FLYING over London during coronation week, and folks had © be in their seats by 7 2. m. to see the parade. Now aren't you glad you didn't go? ° o ° JACOB H. SCHIFF, who knows almost everything in a financial Way before it happens, says the outlook for business is simply bully, or words to that effect. made of Pe Se MAYOR DAVIS has pretty nearly sobered up Cordele, Ga., by) Sentencing drunks to attend church. Must be awful bad or awful hot Preaching in his town. o © @ NEW resuscitation apparatus called the “pulmotor” brought a miner to life after he had been “dead” 26 hours, according to the physicians in attendance, RO INVENTORS are working on ali sorts of schemes to prevent waste ‘The latest is a machine which, by a pressure of 30 tons, turns sawdust 8nd shavings into fine stovewood a ee ELECTRICIAN puts tungsten lamps in his hen house in winter to make hens lay better. Let's keep ‘em lighted nights. Maybe we an fool the old hens into laying two eggs per day ae TWELVE experts have gone to work on schedule K, and ultiniately we shall know the difference in labor cost of woolen goods in this and foreign countries. This question is one of the mysteries of the ages. ° ° o GRANITE has about as much strength as can be crowded into @ny rock. A cubic foot of it weighs 166 pounds, and it stands a pres- gure of 18,000 to 30,000 pounds a square inch. You might think from this that granite would absorb no more water than steel, but it will. A cubic yard will drink up about 3% gallons of water. . “THE INN” RAINIER NATIONAL PARK OPENS SATURDAY, JUNE 24, 1911 per’ o lare TWO TRAINS DAILY The Chicago, Milwaukee & AND The Tacoma Eastern R. R. 2nd Ave. and Cherry St. ° 1001 Pacifi SEATTLE ‘acific Avenue TACOMA 1 don't believe there ever was a fect man.” Adam would have been perfect, if|t Eve had only been made first.” What do you mean “Well, then she could have bossed the job of making Adam.” HIS OPPORTUNITY. LOOKS THAT WAY. ur government is going to compel them to re- linguish it! What do you think of that?” “| think our government has got it in for the Dutch, but | don't know what for."—Judge. MIGHT ANS’ [company this morni Hii better service the | month.” seized one ind not even WER. ne, first, of Must have paid up.” Appears to be. was one year in arrears on | phone, and if I didn't settle b; | first of the month I'd hear from it.” | udge. Besides your own the seven won | world? is and at bedtime down t they wit require any a Marmola “Nope; owe ‘em for a year.” | “Is that the system?” Notice said baby, ders of until they want to be and not « (Adve) Be sure and ealed pac “Got a notice from the telephone | promising the my | the what | the| ‘Famous Expert Tell i}, How Fat May Be Removed Rapidly | by a Simple Home Remedy With-| out Causing Wrinkles, Disturbing the Diet or Necessity for Exercis ut unused enoray yaictan, and the e un burdened with it e can easily get rid of it if they wish. All they need ia % ounce of Marmoin, % ounce of Fiuid t € Leave Seattle ............... 7:15 a, m. 11:20 a, m, Leave Tacoma.... . - 8:45 a. m, 1:15 p. m, t# are in fact beneficial to the aye Arrive “THE INN” ..........12:50 p, m. 5:20 p. m, [Blqualitien ana ‘so help racner (nanan For Further Particulars Call at or Address and iio fo ra . ‘ CITY TICKET OFFICES 1 Sig thal ath por Rehan hae a4 BABY EULOGY. Us—Come right in, old mai and see our new baby! There ® ~ian't he great? a* | He—Oh, yes! Fine! Wellg® they say homely babies grow ® up to be handsome—that is¢® you can be thankful—or-9® well, how much he looks like ® his mother, I mean!—Tol * Blade, * * * eeeeeeeeeeeeeee Rea ethane GOVERNMENT REQULATION: “You've got poison in your sys tem,” sald the doctor to the pa thent who thought he had malaria. “Maybe 1 have,” he admitted, “maybe I have, I don’t eat any- thing but what is guaranteed under the purefood law.” in New Jersey has a hen ney ought to be reasonably sure of a bite to eat,”—Judge. GRATIS. “Bay, you kid!” said the boss to the new office boy. “You'll have to cut out that noise. I don’t pay you to whistle.” “Oh, that’s all right! 1 ain't charging you nothing for it,” re plied the kid.—Judge. “L see they have given a town in Arizona the name of Grief.” “Maybe fi 0 be a terminal for joy riders. age |Closing Out Below Cost THE VERY FINE! Racine Canoes REGULAR PRICE, $45.00; CLOSING PRICE $35 Theo. Wilts & Co. 1012 FIRST AVE. Protect Yourself. Get the Original and Genuine HORLICK’S MALTED MILK The Food-drink for All Ages, | For Infants, Invalids, and Growing | childr: Pure Nutrition, upbuild- ing ¢! whole body. Invigorates | the nursing mother and the aged. form.° A quick lunch prepared in a Take Ne substitute. Ask for ‘3 In No Combine or Trust | Rich milk, malted grain, in powder | ' Exes of different birds vary in shape, but the yolks are alway in's eight Indies looked at one another, nodding their | spherical, Then the oldest one said, softly; BRecon—My friend's got a novel thing up at his country place. Exbert-——What's that? “Why. he built a pneumatic tube from his henhouse to his dining ta- ble, and as soon as a hen lays an egg she shoots it right to the ta ble.” —New York Telegraph. The Button Givers? Rev. J. A. Knowlton of the Bap- ist church of Valparaiso was in | thin vietnity Friday calling on the flegonerate members of bis church. | |=Rockford correspondence, Valpa- |peleo (Ind.) Vidette A swat in times saves nine mil- fount that day lost whose low de- | seending sun Finds not at least one fly to quick death done. Z Who's Loony Now? Nat Goodrich for half interest in $1,700,000 he gave her when they married Dr. A. B, Thracher of Philadel- phia says kissing spreads disease. Bashing But : You may knock, you may ham- mer the kiss if you will, but the time-honored smack will continue to thrill, Wedding Joys. Someone threw rice at a wed- ding coach in New York this week The horses ran away and a 10-year old girl was trampled and fatally burt. Horrible Thought! Suppose the crown doesn't fit? Battle Creek, Mich., saloonmen have abolished the “growler” be cause it doesn’t pay. 'Tie motor car goes whinsing by, |The aeroplane floats through the } sky; The man who walks, his cares are few— | He gets where he is going to. —Washington Star. This may be a decadent but the sausage is wurst. ‘Dr. E. J. Brown 713 FIRST AVENUE Union Block The Dentist That M. | Saves You 100 age, ‘Two Dollars, when 1 do your "Dental work, 4 I do not compete with cheap Dentists, but with the Dental Combine for half their price for work teed. prices for the then aN There is a Dental Office ie Ot Wiest and Cherry Street, and at ‘of Fiest and Marton Street, ;|veraity ‘of Washington, Goodwin has sued al the | 1s Good and Three of the four high school Valedictorians in Seattle thin year were girls. Eight of the 11 honor students at the Broadway High vol Were girls, Why?" The Star asked Mina Lucy Hey: valedicto- rian at the Broadway. “Why te it the boys don’t seem to be as good scholars as they used to be?” “I didn't know they used to be) better,” Mins Heyet laughed The Star Interviewer onee upon) ® time was a student at the old) Seattle High, whieh is now Broad-| » and be recalled a few tn | ances where boys wei val: | edictorians. No, 7 nobla, The Star luterviewer was mot one of ‘om, Miss Heyes wan inclined to re gard the question in a humorous vein at first “Il really have not thought much about the idea of girls being bet- ter udents. Maybe they are aturally brighter,” She seemed to enjoy the idea and laughed heartily Misa Lucy Heyes ts a sister of | Py the former Margaret Heyes, now} Mra. Chas. Hall of Vancouver, Wash, who used to be one of the | crackerjack debater at the Uni- | and the only girl debater attaining tnter. collegiate honors, “I suppose you're going to be in intercollegiate debater like your Interviewer Interviewer. “No, indeed,” Miss Heyes re. plied. “I don't care much to arg 4 Heyes’ valedictory | erature.” “Girls Care More.” “But really, continued Mins the nor sng -- MORES r used to be,” ventured the |their studies than boys. self, | made it a point to bothered with nothing else until "1 first got my studies. I don't sup- MISS LUCY HEYES. For All Ladies’ Sweater Coats at Half Price An appropriate Bummer necessity. All-Wool Sweaters, in plain and novelty weaves, and a diversity of colors. Exceptionally good qual- ity would be assured at the regular prices. For quick clearance, At One-Half Price Lingerie Waists, Newest Styles and Effects at 1-4 Off CREDIT OF COURSE No matter how much or how little you buy, you are welcome to use our Liberal Credit Pian. 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Painless Extraction Free ALL WORK GUARANTEED TWELVE YEARS district Girls Beat Boys as Valedictorians in Seattle ; Schools—-One Pretty “Orator’”’ Interviewed 2908 Lane st. “But when himself to his studies regularly, he can pretty nearly always do more than a sald, “There is the saiutatorian of our honor activiti longing debati things. tes to engag keep up their studies better on that my- be address pose many boys would give up their was entitled “The Genuine of Lit- baseball, football, and the sports, in order to ¢ first.” At that, Miss Hey: Heyes, “I think that girls naturally | reputation of being one of the best care more to get better marks in| tennis players in the Mount Baker ‘Sunsadensinmneseaunsasiseen sae Reasden pe nals ee a ee see other their lessons the account.” A . . 4\To Enjoy Life you need a healthy stomach, ap tive liver, kidneys and bowels, ‘These orgins—and the nerves avd the blood—are better, do better, when helped by BEECHAMS The Heyes home ts at boy does apply gir Miss Heyes He mot onl #tudent, but look he had outside writing for the school paper, be to this society and that, — , athh si fen iice—oh, so 1 have but few active in, and they probably SENDS A PAYS ft NO INTEREST Boston . 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Low Rates East Via Rock Island Lines THE ROUTE OF THE DE LUXE ROCKY MOUNTAIN LIMITED Low Round Trip Summer Excursion Tickets will be sold at the following rates, on the dates named below: Final Return Limit October 31, 1911 TRAVEL IN COMFORT Limited trains via Rock Island Lines provide every Frequent trains operating on fff» fast schedules carry you in safety and comfort to, your des- TO CHICAGO AND EAST Rock Island Lines provide electric lighted drawing- room and observation sleeping cars and free reclining steel -you ride in comfort all the way, Excellent con- nections maintained at Chicago and ‘St. Louis with east- Rock Island Dining Car Sérvice— the best of everything eservations, Information, Etc. GEO. P. CAVE, Gen'l Agt. Avenue, Seattle. Phones: Main 1004, Ind, 493, Here's what club members get— 1. $375 Piano for $277.50. 2. Payments of $5 down and $1.25 a week. 3. The piano will be deliv- ered when you pay the $5 necessary to join the club. Every instrument Is teed without reserve—for five years. There are no “ands” in the guarantee—just @ straight-out guarantee as strong as we know how to make it im writing. If, after 30 days’ piano is not satisfactory, we give you your money back’ PIANO HOME MONTIILY OR IT guaraa- “ifs” or trial, the If the piano ts satisfactory aft- er 30 days’ use, the club mem ber has eleven more months fa! which to satisfy himself as to) the character of the piano, it does not then prove to be ev erything that he expects, he has the privilege of exchanging it without one penny s loss for any. other instrument of equal or greater value that we sell—(and we sell over thirty different rep resentative makes). If a club member dies dw the life of his contract, we immediately send a receipt tp full to his family for the instru ment of our reput The piano without charge, Kohler & Chase 1318 Second Ave. 19 Pull Net . a ALL WORK GUARANTEED Open Kvenings: A beautiful stool is included} 7 without extra cost ” will be tuned twice tation, prices $3.00 to Ot. $5.00 to BL 84.00 to B81 On the Second Fi Bank Butiding, Co: and Pj Opporite The Bi t & Southwh Mat and MacDows Blevator o@ ‘alle Bl