The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 19, 1911, Page 4

HE SEATTLE STAR Entered ai By mati One ve at of elty, $0 cents per month up to et Fifth Inning--Senators Score. The fifth inning opened with Bristow at the bat for th He laid down as nice a bunt for direct election of senators ax saw, beating Arkansas Davia’ throw to first a mile. Batley struck} out, as us but Borah sacrificed Bristow to second, Then they put/ La Follette on the coaching line and brought out Sunny Jim Sherman as pinch hitter. Jim has been on the bench all season and was thought | to be in poor condition, but he walloped the ‘sphere far into left feld | and Bristow crossed the plate, Of course, Jim Sherman thought he'd} made a homer and he got run down between bases trying to stretch his two-bagger, but the score now stands; 1 3 3 ees 6 7 8 9 Republican Senate © ) 0 0 ee ea Democratic House ... . 1 1 1 1 Weng: ‘ee X49 Makes a Fellow Wince There was one woman delegate at the National Wholesale Liquor Dealers’ convention in Chicago, and a pretty woman of 21, at that. She spoke right up for the liquor traffic and said it was all right for work ing girls to drink. But her real admiration ts for the society women, “They are the bast drinkers of all,” she said The woman who wants to go to @ liquor speak for booze is wholly within her rights. T ‘of us feel is due to the feet that she wants to go. Dartender nor a drunkard in the land who, in his seeret heart sorry she went American men may de foolish in their ideas of women, From the standpoint of other nationalities they are. The admirable fact remains that they can’t see them associating with the whisky business without wincing. alers’ convention and humiliation the rest | And there tan't al tan't} | Sauce for the aR This Time If a husband doesn’t give his wife a cent, but if she works and earns her own living, can abe get a divoree on the ground on nonsupport’ Judge Monroe of Los Angeles says: “No, not in California, because the Money she earns is community property and belongs to her husband as much as to her.” So, you see, he Is really “supporting her" —construc tively. | Seunds mighty small and mean, doesn't it? But, ladies, you are ask | ing for all the rights that men enjoy. And if you get the rights, you also) get the obligations, one of which is to share your income with your aypouse Can't eat your cake and have it, too! All at the Mercy of One Judge Gary, under crossexamination by Congressman Littleton conceded the vast strength of Organized Dollars and acknowledged Mor-| GAn as the head of the money trust. He admitted, too, that Morgan's} power for good or evil is enormous, bet thinks “he would not take ad-/ Vantage of it.” But does a self-respecting nation care to live at the mercy of one Man? And the Fourth of July so near? Observations NO one hands his enemy a lemon now ee. © THE billboard nuisance groweth apace In Seatt talk of lining the Stone av. bridge with “announcement ae 8 TAFT will tour the continent to patch up his fences. If the next Presidency is to be ieft to the speedometer, you're already elected, Bill a ae THE good folk of Gib Harbor, Wash., are thinking of changing the Rame of that burg to “Venice.” It is a bit more euphonious, perhaps, even if stightly misleading. UNCLE JOE CANNON refuses to be photographed nowad Ought to be thankful that anybody wants his picture, There is some danger that he will be forgotten, eas ONCE upon a time, the efreus folks advertised the BIGGEST elephants | fn captivity; the circus playing bere today advertises the SMAL iT ever. Is this revision downward? Too expensive 8 ody o 9 0 MASSACHUSETTS has discovered that Lodge is a reactionary and| fs up in arms about it. Say, olf girl, you're slow! Everybody else knew | ft before you sent him back to misrepresent you. eS IF the “Maine,"now rising above the waters at Havana, ge’ under her own steam there will be a shriek of joy that will @éross the continent. The people still “remember the Maine.” ere. -«@ MEXICO’S national emblem is the prickly pear, which grows o cactus. Did you ever pick one? Well, they have to be handled ver: much like the political situation down in Mexico just at present. 35 ey, MISS KATE VAN WYCK of Milwaukee told the National Confer ence of Charities at Boston that “the way to a man's heart and con Science is through his stomach.” She's a knowin’ thing, for a miss. +. 0 8 IF you had married a worthless English lord and given him mill fons, and then found Queen Mary refused to have you at the corona tion, wouldnt it jar you? Wouldn't you demand your money back? i ae NEWSPAPERS are discussing the question, “Can a minister live on $1,200 a year?” But what a lot of ministers would like to know Is, “Where can we get the $1,200?" Their salaries average about half that sum o 0 °o PARIS is setting herself up in opposition to London's little old cor- onation Three men and a woman rode in the Avenue de L’Opera clad im fig-leat costumes. Watch our high society folks now doing London pile over to gay Paree! Low Rates East Via Rock Island Lines THE ROUTE OF THE DE LUXE ROCKY MOUNTAIN LIMITED Low Round Trip Summer Excursion Tickets will be sold at the foowing rates, on the dates named below: MNOS oss cce cee Chicago. Detroit Kansas City ee Kansas City via St. Paul ee Minneapolis via Council Bluffs ....... Montreal ...... New York Philadelphia Pittsburg St. Joseph St. Louis +e ies¥se o veneeoe St. Paul via Council Bluffs . Toronto Washington SESSSERSABESES ett t ttt ttt ttt ~~ -_ DATES OF SALE 23, 24, 28, 29, 30 July 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 19, 20, 26, 27, 28 August 3 4, 5, 14, 15, 16, 17, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 30 September 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7. Final Return Limit October 31, 1911 TRAVEL IN COMFORT Limited trains via Rock Island Lines provide every comfort and convenience. Frequent trains operating on fast schedules carry you in safety and comfort to your des- tination. et. CHICAGO AND EAST Reck Island Lines provide electric lighted drawing- room and observation sleeping cars and free reclining steel chair cars—you ride in comfort all the way. Excellent con- jf nections maintained at Chicago and St. Louis with east- ff bound flyers. Rock Island Dining Car Service— __ the best of everything a ‘Tickets, Reservations, Information, Etc. ). McNAUGHTON, GEO. P. CAVE, City Pass, Agt. Gen’'l Agt. 712 Second Avenue, Seattle. Phones: Main 1004, Ind. 493, June 21, 22, € eeeeeee Now there 1s8/ clone cellar.” ANA Da :] \ SRA a MK Nh CEST RI Mr. Bird-—What are you laughing #0 for? Mrs. Bird--One of the eggs just signaled he'd be out tomorrow and to bave a nice bunch of worms for him. eee eee eee THANKING HIM. Have you ever noticed how 4 bum actor can get laughter and applause by using a cuss word What's the ree h, yes. son?” T've found out, ‘1 belleve The audience has been want ng to swear, but is too polite. Toledo Blade. * Aeee tee eer eeenn CALLED PATRIOTISM. “You are very anxious to provide for a safe and sane Fourth of July.” “Ves. “Noise makes you nervous?” “Not especially. But | never have ben able to see what a Chinese fir lcracker had to do with the Declara- |tion of Independence.” —Washing- ton Star SIMILAR IN APPEARANCE. 1 tett you I'm down on these mo- tors,” sid the Kansas farmer Rother you much?” asked the tourtest “Well, t sh’d say so, When a fel- ler soos a funnelehaped cloud a comin’ a whoopin’, he ron't know whether to run fer a gun or a cy- ~Ram's Horn STUDYING SHAKESPEARE. You should join our Shakespeare club “What do you do?” Well, we fine every member for how-attendance. Then we take the money Washington Herald. MULTIPLIED RISK. Cat—I wish to Insure my life in your company Dog—Owlng to the well-known charac istics of your family it will be necessary for you to take out nine. policies THE SAFE SYSTEM. —Piaying bridge for money must be an expensive pleasure. She—No; one evening | win and iny don’t you play ev- ery other evening? FAIR ENOUGH. indignant Stranger—Here! com- ing through your garden I've been stung by one of your confounded ne Be Culturist—Which one? Just you point ft out, sir, and I'll deal with it immediately —Philadelphia Bulletin. Mrs. Owl—What's the dear? Been fighting? Mr. Owl—(minus half his feath- ors)—Not any, I got tangled up in a wireless message. matter, HIGH STANDING. “There is no doubt in the world that Jonah was an exceedingly good and truthful man, enjoying the reapect of all who knew him.” “What reminds fou of all this “The tact that nobody attempted to discredit his story about a fish.” Washington Star. WHAT SHE UNDERSTOOD. “Is your husband at the ball * young Mrs. Torkins re- ‘I think the game @: plied. benoficial influence. making frantic struggles to get bome.”"—Washington Btar, Poet—My epic on the coming cor- onation hos been taken, Wite—Ob, darling, I'm so gladt Poet—Mary took tt this Who's taken it? F pipe to light the study fire wi Seteeeeeeeeeeee end go to a musical com) Just Think of.a Seattle Girl Who Quits Church | Singing to Become the Heroine in a Melodrammer! Bettey Barrows Is Making!~ Good in the Jolly Life of Spurning the Villain and Be- ing Rescued by the Hero — She Says She Likes it. From a Seattie church singer to | the jodrama ‘s & young Se Mra. Louis Klein of New York | caught a burlar, and she gives this recipe for catching one ‘Trip | him, «it on him, yell,” ; realms of 0 | jump, that, But b attle actress who made the leap Since the q some she has been hurled from pi pices and thrown into weetht stage sean by numerous glowering villains, but the first leap The neyville, R. £, are om the verge of starvation because the mills have; cloned down | And | still carrion tts original thritis The sailietiare cloned dows be! | For years her soprano voice was cause tight skirt styles have re-| heard in local churches and amateur Jopera product! This week she is one of the few in the cast that pes dextruction in “Through ath Valley” at the rattle When The Star man called, Misw duced the demand for cloth. JUST GOs: Firat Neighbor— Mrs like a woman whose dintant mith acts Ain't yer goin’ to the corona tive had died and left her a for og . we : Betty Barrows—that's the young | tune. “tha y would spile movin’ ple-ljady's name—was busy rehearsing | Second Ditto: Oh, she just acta) Me" fer me with one of the villains } hat way because she has six tons “Curse you,” he was saying, “at | of eoal in her cellar left over from | ¥ WRRARHRAARA WR OH % | tust I have you In my power,” | last winter le THE COUNTRY’S NEED. |. “Howard Stanton, let go that| yp rereng }® Constable Botte—1 hate w| 7 and with that | For ® arrest this auler party, but # jthe ‘ d on and cleaned him | | We'll neither golf nor yacht; | 4 icy pot ¢ me dh et | It was getting good when the in * Autolst—Why, man? | terview started. 2 * Mtable Haxie Wo wanter |, "How do 1 like melodrama?! | # have a pleture taken of one a{/aushed Miss Barrows. “It's quite a * new jail full of webldressed «| °%* from church singing. but 4: folie Rlit's lots of fun, and much easier * [ine “Weak Se. Bese Done. Bariee SHE QUITS CHOIR LOF T FOR MELLERDRAMMER RRA ee eee OF Course, ICH a bit streavous, but | ___ at fasta le it point @ good moral and pre-| “That's your cue, Betty, alled | persecute me? Oh, if ck were MANY OF THEM vides fan and excitement on both | stage Director Kelley. jonly here.” Then, to the reporter: “Do you know. why a dishonest |*des of t urtain. You'd be sur-| Oh, pardon me,” said Miss Bar-|“This experience will betp me im grocer’ scales are like the poet's) Ptived how seriously many bankers | rows. Then over her shoulder | singing parts later on if it doesn't Avaba? and lawyers and merchants take| “Howard Preston, leave this|ruim my voice,” she laughed. “You 1 suppone it ik because they «i-|their melodrama. Lots of them! house at once. If you had all the see, this is my first appearance ig Wall tale our little aunties lently steal a welgh.”—Baltimoure|Come every aight and fairly ‘eat it) gold in the world, | would not be|my home city as a fullfledged”— And vigorously ewat. American up,’ to use a little stage slang |your wife. Is it not enough that! “Miss Barrows, you're on,” called I hav e to claim the girl,” | you killed my father and broke my |Pinkie Mullaly. When a man looks extra solemy |NO OOUBT OF IT WHATEVER, |broke out a 2. poor mother’s heart? Why do you and his thoughts appear sublime, dc A preacher who found nobody at ~ = oo | mot be deceived, for maybe he is| prayer meeting began, to toll the lonty killing time. ell, A dozen peopie came running e j - | THE NEW MOTHER Goose. in T had a little husband. “The church,” replied the preach No bigger than my thumb, as he pulled away at the rope. 1 took him out upon parade —— And there [ bade him drum, AFTER GRADUATION. Visitor—You used to want you son Herbert to go out West and ge ‘ to farming, but 1 wee you've let bin ° | to college. Mr, Muntoburn-—Huh! Thaink didn't know what | was doing? At “jer his four years at college hin al lowance will stop, and he'll natur jally have to go to Kansas to be » harvest hand. Some jumpy this interview PROTECT YOUR FURS ES Sixteenth Methe deswey. theusse . tart wotth of Gare every Anniversary Sale Sara Suse pacha en ve amounting to 66.06 or over, 1p on the Jab with the biggest snaps eee ces een Aa ottansh the buried nd ee Beattic’s Vieaeer a ant get away from the fact Chat will pay you to stim tgorous action on the buying line Now 12.60 6-3 Clincher. y Tread Bicycle 241% -ineh, ‘using si sk Heavy Retailed at Wholesale Prices DAHLEM & BARRY 1508 3rd, near Pike $2.00 Ged 2851 G4 Inner Tube, the tpt be 2% inch —- Machiniats’ Hand Camp 16 Ase 34-inch, same oe (50 9% -inen, =m the NOTICH--Next SHORTENING THE COURSE } barley, dear.” said young Mrs | Torkina, “did you say that man stole 1 pinned upon bis coat a aaah, a base With "Votes for Women” wroug “Yow, that's what I sald } And trained him to say “ay Woll, I'm giad of lt. There were |” Our propaganda taught more “than our men seemed able t do anything with The first wt of drunkenner was recorded in 1451 B.C. So it'r | Rot a new fad, after all QUITE 80. é) STROLLER. ) ) 4s A young woman who ‘vecuples & i€ ¥ ticket office in front of & 10-cent iin |theatre on Second avenue every afternoon ia a very pretty girl, In addition to her comliness, she is |pleasant to everybody who ap | proaches the window . / & ruralist stepped up to 4, grinning, bought a Ucket, She thanked him and he slowly left. There was a line io front of the ticket office, Five min utes later the girl saw the same fel low standing before her. Nother ticket, pl weartng the grin | She sold tt to him and he sepped jaside. It wasn't ten minutes till he had worked his way up in the line again, Say,” the girl said, recognizing him. “I've sold you two tickets What are you going to do with them all?’ 1 dunno,” be replied foolishly bat It's wuth the money to come up here an smile from you.” He didn’t appear any more, and to tell the truth, the girl was sdight ly disappointed MONTIILY PAYS FOR IT "he said At the beginning of cach season carpet manufacturers hold} what is called openin, sales, at which time they make very special low prices on floor coverings of all kinds. We havel just received large lines of Axminster floor coverings, —) bought at this sale jor Fall 1911, For one week, commenc- ing June 19, we will make special prices to introduce these new goods. If you need a Rug or Carpet for one room of several, you’should not miss this opportunity. New Carpets at Special Sale Prices Here's what club members get 1. $375 Piano for $277.50. 2. Payments of $5 down and $1.25 a week. 3. The piano will be deliv- ered when you pay the $5 necessary to join the club. Every instrument {ts guaran. teed without reserve—for five years. There are no “ifs” or “ands” in the guarantee—just a straight-out guarantee as strong as we know how to make it in Dirt isn't cheap, when you io the laundry bills it makes.” HOW WILLIE WON, Mather—Did you do as I told you at Mra. Winter's and not ask the second time for ple? Willte—Yes, ma. I didn’t have to ask only once. 1 got the first piece thout askin’ Beautiful Savonnerie Carpets, in delicate and rich colorings. ‘The 4 patterns are sultable for all rooms. Regular everywhere $1.76. Spe: ; OR hee Spas pe sia aps idliche aes 20 =) | ~ Extra quality Axminster Carpets, in Oriental and conventional de” signs, in all the latest colorings. Always sold at $1 Bpe THE GOOD RECORD. “Have you. any serious trouble with your new motor carr’ “Not a bit. | haven't hit a single man without being able to HIS BUSY TIME. “Not especially. But he pute in get away before he got my num-|s0 much of the day discussing pen. | ¥"ting. Chal see. ceee oe thy esben tenes eneeaecee saan 1.25 a If, after 30 days’ trial, ty ber."—Cleveland Leader. nant prospect that he has to work | if. ftter pol itl pl a Axminster Carpets—heavy, high pile, rich Oriental designs, in all the new colorings. The regular $1.50 grade. Special .......... $1.05 Five patterns of Axminster Carpet, some with borders to match, in good Oriental patterns, To close them out quickly we name give you your money back. If the plano is satisfactory aft- er 30 days’ use, the club mem- ber has eleven more months in which to satisfy himself as to the character of the piano. If it does not then prove to be ev- erything that he expects, he has the privilege of exchanging it without one péony s lows for any other instrument of equal or greater value that we sell—(and SOME DIFFERENCE. Bates—Did you say that an in competent man could keep a hotel just as well as a man who knew Yates—No; I said “het an innex perienced man could —Phfladel- phia Telegram. Axminster Rugs, in all sizes, bought at special prices and offered for this sale at very much less than regular. New patterns and colors bought for Fall 1911, THE TWO WEIGHTS. j@ a ton of coal very much, pa?” “It depends on whether you are | month.—London Opinion |] Size 8x6 feet, regular $3.50. Special . shoveling it or burning it.”—Phila we sell over thirty different rep-] J size 12x15 feet, regular $ Special F vane . pecial . + $85.00 deiphia Times. “pagent —. dies during |] Si2@ 18x12 feet, regular 0. Special i Soi Se DULL BUSINESS. the lite of his contract, we will | Pare atts ‘eet spend “a es ees 821.50 “Well, John Willfam, how be immediately send a receipt inf [Sie gasiog remuiar $2000. Spenal $17.58 things wi’ you? full to his family for the instru ise de re way @1790. ber : Pes Grave Digger—Very quiet. Ainjt ment Size pln sayy oping ‘Special 2 4 ieee buried a living soul for over A beautiful stool is included ‘ ‘5 i~ . ; . ¥ sald auaae alee |J Size 4-6x6 feet, regular $10.00, Special . $7. $s 8 ~ Sus inceuedt aiinaes The piano will be tuned twice Jf Siz 27x54, regular Special 1. | “Have you condemned tho state Ss without charge. vo Ee ae eT | song?” oh Seattle’s Largest No. How can one do it and still his party advertises for a snap ishi that one was not a com) speedy chaufteu Housefurnishing Store. cS St. Louis Post-Dispatch, In that case stick on a little Buy Now am courtplaster when you apply for the Pay Later Job.” OUR TABLOID CARTOON TODA Why is this a popular sport in hot weather 1318 Becond Ave. — Ramsey, house —furnisher, moved to 1923 First av. Ax- minster Ruge, $1.45. Closing Out Below Cost THE VERY FINEST Racine Canoes REGULAR PRICE, | 945.00; CLOSING ‘PRICE $35 Theo. Wilts & Co. 1012 FIRST AVB. All the Credit You Want PIKE ST. AND FIFTH AV, To All Eastern Points via Canadian Pacifie Railway Six hundred miles unsurpassed scenery through the Canadian Rocky Mountains and Natlonal Dark. a For toformation, dates and rates, call or write &. E. PENN, HH. W. EDWARDS, G. A. P. D. c. T. A. 713 Becond Ay., Seattle. F. & F. STATIONERY 523 Union St. STATIONERY OFFICE SUPPLIES When you can play this?