The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 15, 1911, Page 4

This Seattle Woman Rivals T. Roosevelt as Woodman—She Cuts Down Trees ! jad Breas Publishe cred at Beattie, Wash, post wt @eity * per ing w Are You a Chump? Are Seattle people chumps? Annually they pay Jacob Furth about $6,000,000 for the privilege of enduring rotten street car » Annually they pay the exp half of which is clear profit Every year Seattle people pay the gas monopoly $1,000,000, a third} of which is clear profit | | A man with initials T. R. has)~ some reputation for strength and ability in hewing down trees, but jalthough his renown Is greater he |reully has nothing “on” @ Seattle | Woman—not a man, mark you, but | Just a young woman who swings an jax with a te woodman's skill She is Mra. Joo Hanover of Seat Ue Heights. Like T. Roosevelt, Mrs. Hanover cuts down trees simply for health and recreation And she gains both. Near her house there are « lot Of vigorous young trees, but not so many as there were a short time ago, She j esa Companies over $1,000,000, over ® ‘Tis discovered that John Wana ker is really the father of rural free delivery. He probably figured | jit was just the thing hiladet 4 phta ° Every year they pay landlords $50,000,000 for rentals on land which has great earning power simply because the ie, by Hving here, make it so, The landlords do nothing but hold the land, And so it goes all down the line Annually” ttle people pay ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOT LARS to SPECIAL INTERESTS, enjoying SPECIAL PRIVILEGES, | Isn't that proof sufficient that Seattle pe » chumps? SPECIAL INTERES anxious to maintain its strangle hold will declare most emphatically that we people are not chumps, We An Oregon lawyer has @ record of 12 marriages and 11 divorces of his own, (Much chagrin and bitt of fingernalls by L. Russell and N | Goodwin) <> e * * * * * * * * * * * * o * arte doing just what people all over this country are doing But Is that any proof? Port Huron, Mi¢h., complains that nas: ont down « big bunch of them Because other people are willing to be bled, because other people it has never been viatted by a pre \ he a so clever with the ax, and we contribute a BILLION DOLLARS to SPECIAL INTERESTS, does we \ ae ident, How Roosevelt ever over | also with the saw, thet she says it . that clear us of “chumpness” for digging up ONLY A MILLION? Where Is old man Cur? Haven't! iooked this one is @ mystery First Dog—Rover is certainly a|'* & Pleasure for her to cut a cord 5 Perhaps, but suppose the people of Seattle should frankly admit |**2 him for days . lucky cur, He has a of wood. She did this the other Pr that they have been playing the chump act, and would begin breaking ‘Oh! he got so old and put Much like a subtle spider which | Watebdog, day just to show her strength—and , the STRANGLE HOLD of SPECIAL INTERESTS? they sent him to the hor doth ait | Second Dog—wh does his| She did the housework and took rie Just suppose, of course. — In the middle of her web, which “= come in? gare” 0 — be, 4 selon agra he be y » of the other 95,000,0¢ ap this country i xpreadeth wide First Dog--Why, be barks in iin | Sao » we hear any longing (2 Nn hye mar ngd ; page aye as Big IT WAS SIMPLE i basal 60 tench tht uttyost thread | sleep, and the famtly thinks he's|#&>* from bubbles who get up th Up and take notice? Wouldn't they begin to admit ¢ are CREME Teacher (of English class) of it jawake all night ly in the morning to cut wood ve and ‘admitting i wouldn't they begin to break the strangle hold Johnny, please give the plural of| gue th so ia’ wee x the breakfast fire? ie et's quit being chumps. toma ‘ One day Mr. Hanover was awa eis aide Sir Jol Davie A ative ER nr i ada ad Johnny (very promptly) —| os ee eee and the wood pile had dwir an SENTATI , republican lead the Moor of the! Ketchup.—Woman's Home Com-| down as woodplles will, She knew ofl house, calls Americans a “shoddy” race, in behalf of the wool trust. | panion OUR TABLOID It would be iste when he got back Mann is one of the few ranters whom Americans dida’t retire last ‘00 ODAY and he would be tired from a hard @lection—so that Taft could give bim avnice fat job on some Ornamental] THE USUAL PROPORTION. CARTOON T! jday’s work, so she split a few commission Mre Gillet (over the phone)—1 4 pleces of wood and liked it so well ining want to complain of a mistake in that she tried it again the next S L ti in It t our order day, That's how it started am peculating in Its Own Fa ure Caterer—What was wrong? “I don't need to cut wood.” she re i Mra. Gillet-—There was a little id, “because my busband always Many years ago Birmingham, England, under Mayor Joseph Cham-lice cream in that salt you sent us. |koeps the shed full, but I do it|Mrs. Joe Hanover Tackling an Unusually Big One. She Does It, Like bs Derlain, acquired long leases on land occupied by squalid tenements, |—Lire cause it's good for my health,” | Roosevelt, for Health and Fun. a and proceeded to erect model houses for workingmen, Anybody could | ‘ 4 fi ia s gee that that was a good thing, but another good result was not WHAT SHE KNEW. summer months. yo foreseen Why not join our settlement Thanking you most hear for he With the growth of the city the land became enorme valuable.|work? We are teaching poor girls n |* or Ss a anything you can do for us, we aa This increase in values paid for the tenement houses and left a bigjof the slums to cook and sew are very sincerely yours, hei surplus for other public improvements. 1 t know how to do either of » “eo BEER “THE POOR CLERKS.” When the Pennsylvania railroad built Its new station in New York|those things myself, but I wouldn't Seattle, June 12. 16 o'clock during the week and 11/ p gam positive if this ts be : Editor Seattle Di lock ? it is w ace ft selected a poor neighborhood, where property was comparatively | mind giving elementary instruction fAitor Seattle Daily Star—Am jo’clock on Saturdays? As it i We brought before the different church m= cheap. Its own improvements pushed all surrounding values to a high/|in bridge whist.”—Loulsville Cour lindeed glad to see your paper poor clerks have to work from 7:30 jagies they will gladly help us point, for the character of the neighborhood was transfo Some- |ler Journa’ / taling such an interest in the new |'0 8 o'clock in the mornings and 4 ¢ ody must have known in advance what was to be done, and reaped a PRES. ne pe font know | &hthour law (as ft always does ra aes uot ale Gara cucu oun eb ecnas = oat rich harvest Ww VICTIMS, you don't know ’ ¥ does ne eo us mC Jim—Benson has started a 4 I taae ary peods house in Loe Angeles recently built @ milticn-|_ Wife (with paper)—Wall, well! muct scientific fighting, dp /02 important questions) and sin-|to do or go anywhere, and ON respondence school of pugilism 7% m1 @ollar store in a locality lying beyohd the established retail district,|Here's another aeroplane accident | = ; jeerely hope you will win out for eed hoa Mtge from § to 11:5)| Tim-—Has he had any exp z ? vig - “ Porcupine—Perhaps not. How-|all working girls jand 12 o’cloe! ee if Fou CANNCE ones? Dut in the tine of growth. Before their plans ame known, the|#2d, a8 usual, a lot of the Innocent | pau ap tee’ eons tir tes A < «! St tie sinacedl clan, toamee oe a ae al j i Owners shrewdly acquired control of a large amount of surrounding |>Ystanders burt y a little bout) What I desire to ask Is, is there | & Jim—Well, I believe he used to 3 i Vas ¥ etisiely denged ‘ rn ss at Hub—Bystanders? You seal with me I think I can give you #/not some way you can interest the | «et the merchants to sign a petition work in a box factory.—Philadek * meer. Values tmmetintely leaped upward, and the “unearned (t-|.,. innocent understaiders.—Bos-| Another Trust Buster, few points. ‘amaller merchants in e’oatng at!to that effect, especially during the pnia Inquirer. * €rement” paid for thetr building. : son Pomcuicios “t ts silos sais rd Why should not a city speculate in its own future? When !t] bs levees Cake ee a 2 contemplates a big creative improvement, why should {t not quietly TURN To THE RIGHT government a dirigible foghat|— 7, # nh /, ‘ be buy up more property than it needs for the purpose, and thus take into can be used to confuse the enemy'sHe 74, J a + — * «i the public treasury the enhanced values which are bound to fleet t there are just lots of (ZA ~ - _ * from its enterprise? If an individual may do so, why not th fogs that can be had for the tak-| he It is just plain horse sense, and some time it will be re ioe oe b ae that it is less than honest for a public administration to fail * the city what its individual members would naturally do for thems Fverett True says he wishes the Popular Price Sale fp similar circumstances. dispatches could reiate the prew@nt Tnek } day activities of Bandit Ratsull ABOUT 4,000,000 plain Uncle teards are printed, cut up,! without ays mentioning Perdt Stimmed and counted every day by two giant presses in the govern oasis. ATO Ment printing office. Besides this, they keep a surplus of 70,000,000 wards on hand. The Capitalization of Greed Judge Gary continues to shed light on the trust « tifies that the steel trust was originally capitaiized at ¢ explains j “From the standpoint of the original cost of the concerns which ‘Were taken in and what {t would have cost to reproduce them at the} time, there is no doubt that the United States Stee! Corporation was overcapitalized.” No doubt in the world, th They re used to such a close at < mosphere in Pittsburg that It's no ine wonder a Pittsburg judge bas ru ] er | p at the foot \ hat a wife may of the bed with her feet in hubby's face jon. He tes 000,000, and Some remark caused by an ‘b tie City man buying six housed for {$11,000 im three minutes. Hub, any) body can buy six houses in three fone has the price The Stores That Study —Your Every Want — | h it has often been dented by very! Squirrel—What have you got your S - Fesponsible gentlemen. He goes on “ +4 oo »\ “But from the standpoint of what ail the properties were actually | "ad ted up for In friendship false; implacable SS = = aa Owl—Ob, I ran into one of those ha Worth, put together as a going concern, I do not believe that the steel Corporation was overeapitalized Why, of course not. A “going concern,” with railroad rebates, a] "8? ; prohibitive tariff and the monopoly of one of the prime necessities of viiiestion. ia “actually worth” ali that it can squeese the public for.|* *****kHHAARRR KARE errr And that, as Judge Gary implies, is far in excess of “original cost” or|* “what it would have cost to reproduce.” Indeed, it would be difficult to “overcapitalize” the greed of the| {gentlemen who worked this conscienceless game on the public. From that standpoint they are “peaches,” faultless in color, shape and flavor 40d with ali the bloom still clinging to their cheek. And we say “cheek advisediy. to ruin of to rule the fool airships They won't obey the | Resolv: e —Dryden. | road rules at all HIS DEEP CONCERN A woman saw a little lad entering a cobbler's with a small package What have you there, sonny?” she asked. Ma's slipper,” replied the iad. “There's a tack sticking out, and I wanted to have it put right before ma notices tt.” Ah, what a considerate little boy! 1 suppose you ar the tack might hurt your mother's foot? Well, it inn't exactly Mke that. You see, there is a tack ticking out on the sole, and this is the slipper ma spanks me with.” —Tit-Bits. 25¢ Pint Bottle Peroxide of Hydrogen rete ive 25¢ Quart Bottle Denatured Alcohol .17¢ 26e Bottle Citrate Magnesia (Se for re turned bottle) ise 1b. pkg. Baking Soda ...... ..... Té tb, pkg. Cream Tartar . 2ze 14b. pkg. Pure Sulphur ... ve 1-1b. Powdered Borax <a seonnes tee 100 S-grain Quinine Pills 100 3 grain Quinine Pills 100 2-grain Quinine Pills . 100 Asafetida Pills 100 Comp. Cathartic Pills 25¢ Carter's Liver Pills 35¢ Box Thompson's Cold ae Cuts on Toilet Goods Friday and Saturday 25e Colgate’s Ribbon Dental Paste ..20¢ 25¢ Ganito! Liquid Tooth Wash Ine 25e Gt. Regis Violet Talcum Powder 10¢ Sale of Soaps for Friday and Saturday 10¢ Bar Uncie Sam's Tar Soap Bar Pears’ Unscented Soap afraid PARTY by the name of Preserved Smith has written a new life of Martin Luther. You see, the Smiths are getting so numerous that | they are using up the surplus for preserves. 80¢ Tube Daggett & Ramedeli's Cold Heavens! a ‘Mighty Problem se Se Soe Our special ambassador to the coronation, Mr. Hammond, has THE GREAT SERVICE | ish eeepeten, Mideiae ordians 30¢ troubles of his own. The question js: Should the representative of a vs glib mts Gas dado’ tox’ cost _ : Ps ] p wei bi e pants? nt wf ee eee ae eee 50c Ib. Quaker Theatrical Cold Cream Welf-governing republic wear knee breeches or-—just pant Pop Weeks—You're mistaken. His folks wanted him to take les ibe How would it do to wear both, the pants on the outside dink ton tk Gavkat cok Wo Fetuae~Chloane 2 oe a a ee QUEEN MARY'S gift of $60,000 will be invested in diamonds for|~ 78¢ Darbrook’s Lily of the Vatiey Toilet Water ise the Order of the Garter. Just might have known that Mary would put INSECT SPORT. the money into garters, dress shields, socks or lingerie of some sort $1.00 Quaker Eau de Quinine Hair Tonic The Observations ahs Kovceabihi. dedventa hase fala jor IRON is really more elastic than dough or putty Spiration 19¢ eeeeteseeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee ee ee ee 10¢ Palmolive Soap We Can of Skat Fels-Naptha Soap . Lenox Laundry Soap . 3c Box White Almond 50¢ Box Paimo Nerve Tablets” 50c Box Quaker Kidney Tablets 75¢ Mellin's Food i% $1.00 Horlick’s Maited Milk Quaker Milk Sugar 25¢ Cake Zinc Peroxide Soap |... ise 15¢ Cake Williams’ Jersey Cream Soap facies we dte -haesaine 2he Lustrite Rose Tint, for nails, lips $2.50 Nestie’s Food—Hospital .... $2.45 CHINESE ENCYCLOPEDIA has 5,040 volumes, with 20 volumes eye oS -19¢ WATS Hrertiet’e Matted Sint. <~ feepme dey Barwai veel * trite Nail Polis 5 .. : Sundry a index alone. Be Aa cg ae 9 sa 44 $1.00 Gardiner’s Bromo .. ni rgains $1.00 Van Allen's Citrate a meee Wash Cioths .. Samose su ¢ Bath Caps $1.00 Alkalithia ...... ‘meena Hand Towels $1.00 Swamp Root Hand Mirrors .. ; $1.00 8. 8. S. Specific Blackola Shoe Polish 3B for 10¢ 4 WOE! A potato disease, known as “potato wart,” is spreading ven Sutherland Sisters’ on over Europe and England, and approaching Ireland. o o 6 NOTTINGHAM, Eng., lace factories are out $1,629,696 because 25c Pint Bottie Violet Witch Hazel Tae the Box Louise Imported Rice Powder (white only) . Be Women have adopted the petticoatiess hobble and harem skirts. S08 Wer ex on oar vece ae . o « | ooth Picks ; CLEVELAND woman has invented a hatpin guard. When the| =. gs masa 35 Universal Metal Polish ........ 7¢ guard enters you, you don't care whether a pin goes with it or not $1.00 Foley's Kidney Remedy ise $6.00 sibbeets Desk Set, 9 ees ° o oO . 1 Mi * % v4 WELL, the United States supreme court informed us that the| Stationery Dept. Cuts a ars By. + 4 a er nt een ee eee eee Se Lead Pencils .. 2 for 5e $1.00 Miles’ Blood Purifier "9¢ $1.00 Ladies’ Rotted Gold Waist Sete Gige 4 Pe a Se Tablets «2 for Fe soap bt eee Gee Oil... .69¢ 25c Celluloid Soap Box .... 1% WHAT the trusts’ regular attorneys didn't know about how to 1Se Tablets ‘i ve $1.00 Maitine’s Goods $1.00 Hat Brush, solid we 3 hornswaggle Uncle Sam and keep out of jail our beautiful supreme ‘Oh! see the nice fresh chocolate} “Have you anything sweet for} 10c Stenographers’ Note King Solomon's Bitters $1.00 Tob ma: on court showed ‘em. cake?” ‘ deasert today, waiter? 10c Memorandum Books $1.00 Cooper's Discovery .. $5.00 ora woh! ee “Gee! Let's bore down into it Yes, sir the finest home-made 25e Webster's Pocket Dictionary $1.00 Munyon's Remedies “85 : ss Extension Book Rack +s AND now a great reform wave for the individual towel t# aweeping | and play we're raisins.” jellyfish you ever tasted.” 25 Standard Memorandum $1.00 Burton’ ay Soc Unbleached etittBristic Tooth Seat ris le Toot! ru Kid ui the aesthetic East. They'll be roaring crazily for the individual tooth peda: be Remedy brush down there yet. o °o ee 10¢ Shelf Paper (all colors) 10¢ Schoo! Crayons (assorted colors) 4-02. Vanilla Extract .... 4-02. Lemon Extract 50c Hand and Nail Scrub Brush 50c Bone Back Nai! Brush THRIFTY Vermont ts elas to ante her resources to the world 10¢ Rulers ike si Quaker Foot Powder Avpropristed $5,000 for the purvow, and will spend every cent ot | HUNDREDS ARE HAVING THEIR TEETH FIXED ff J 20: Poker chips (oiainy °°." abe} f Quaker Liquid Foot Ease |. Tin hare Purebrisio: sciideask tee absolutely necessary, by heck! * 4 | 10c Art Gum (the dry cleaner) ... Be 60c Laxative Boro Pepsi: d ie THE ALBANY PARWiage DENTICTS EN THE PR : B : pein . Brush 3 o © » ARE THE BUSY DENTISTS, DANK BUILDING 10c Ink (several colors) be 25¢ Laxative Boro Pepsin cy Ghd die, Teele aoa, OHIO’S rascally old senate drove Neg Coehran, Toledo News-Bee Souvenir Post Cards, dozen ......10¢ 85c Beef, Iron and Wine rushes 65 Im. Ebony Back Hair Brush * pilot, off its floor for exposing senatorial graft, and Neg’s justifiably} EWERYBODY CAN HAVE GOOD TEETH NOW feeling 40 big over the compliment that he has to enter Toledo side ways. for pricos for one year, and « Tt possible, Wut these are high-class dentists, v al work of the highest quality for the low prites tation Is esta biished, We Aro Open Evenings Until 8:30, prices are so low ¢ Squibbs’ Spices and ° Prescriptions Are filled at all The Quaker Stores with Squibbs’ Drugs and Chemicals, Largest, cleanest, best Prescription Departments in Seattle or the Northwest ° WONDERFUL experiment! French biologist semoved heads of a Household Drugs butterfly’s children, the larvae, and some of them grew up into butter Mies still minus the heads. Why, that’s done every day in the four |B All Spices, the can .. hundred. _—.. LES? 4 Castor Oil, V/y-1b, bottle . ae ae “CUT-OFF” skirt is to succeed the harem, according to Paris fash att plan Peele h Ng B h NY Pp IN LE S Epsom Salts, 1-Ib. tin fon. It’s the old hobble abbreviated to ha y to the knee. «When it " n Milk Sugar, 1-Ib, tin takes hold in America, if ever, you'll see fathers and husbands wearing Oven Kvenh Photographic Supplies At All the Stores Buy Your Films, Plates, Chemicals, Here—We Give Best Serv. ice in Our Printing, Enlarging and Developing Section. Open Sundays Always 45-90 Winchesters, without any set style. PS eae MR. WICKERSHAM intimates that he will go after the ofl and tobacco bosses criminally, but not until have had time to re organize under the decree of the supreme Take your time, Mr Attorney General. The supreme court did Ent 8:90, se Make the Best Set i in the World for $4, $8 and $10 URGES KNIFE FOR ALL THIN WOMEN All thin or “slab-sidea” women ought to be operated on, accord: ing to @ statement made by Dr. C. W. Moots of Toledo, at the Ohio Medical convention “The reagon they are thin,” he said, “is that something ts wrong with them inside. Women Meep too much upon their backs. They ought to sleep more on their sides, or, better still, on their stomachs.” He thinks an operation often would do away with scolding wives and sisters. al #elence n for $3 and $4 at our office, and dis pi Peccnrinage STORE No. STORE No.2 iy Me ae aavertacommmmation without @rarge and you wit | VEER mw 1S "LA PIKE ST. AND ALBANY PAINLESS DENTISTS wil FIRST AVE. Jy WESTCAKE BVO. bisdeleid anita aia os om