The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 12, 1911, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR bitching Co. The Mar & Member of United Press Entered at Pabitens Wally by Ry ma ot elty, 80 ce: Six 9) 10. One your, 8226 * per month up to six monthe eo °? to the No Time for Dying aw@cintion of Cincinnati sadly in need of lable judge found » ground ¢ geoment stable organiza and encou & very, cheerfng up © freed Boss Cox from the utor, judge and grand jury ministers got together rpetrated a mis usting to citizens and We want to say Methodist M tion that seems to be After an unre charge of perjury on tt had antered into a cc y to “x one and solemoly sat rae dp carriage of justice on dt injurious to the On looking int leading counsel were one of them a me nister one was a pre resolved that gross and “produced a rat morals of city and the master Met the off further sund that among Cox's standing in the chureh, ial board, In addition, a former governor s ted to the presentation to the un Speakable Cox of a gold-headed cane. Disclosure humiliating facts brought forth the following | “If weeare to be in the grip of an oligarchy that controls our Methodist attorneys and even controls our own tongue and curtalls our) power of free speech, LET US LIE DOWN AND Dit We assure our Methodist brethren of Cincinnati that this right policy and we sincerely hope that thei is only rary, When Cox or Satan ts most rampant, the thing to do | He dewn and die but to rise up and fight hepherds fall over In & faint when the wolf is raging « « the blea heep? Nay. Is it not far better to drive the we of the flock? Surely The chances “ those Mofbodist church f 1 “re only spiritually fit for the Methodist o putting through that dirty but probat boss Nay, brethren, don’t tie down a The Lord loveth not a quitter t strength of these is not the} tempo-| not to weakn Cox lawyers are Certain it ts that no lawyer | y other chureh would be y perfectly legal job for the dirty] a party to GET UP AND HIT THINGS! m who hath strength giveth unto bi attorney for quashing those 62 In-| is that public sentiment &s to tsburg. Woodrow Wilson might mob. you don’t seo any ty doesn’t want them prose had changed at thing as truckling to ordinary poor devils let go because somet The People They Hook Normar Plass, former pres ting some ight on George E. pable stocks erally In the trial, at Boston, of Rev Redeemable Investment Co,, we bite.” Among othier things, Rev Colorado, who purchased $100 wor College presidents pro money injudiciously There is undoubtedly ticlarly misses and schoe! teachers, » ot Of the victims in the get-rich-quick bus they want to make money, like everybo « © thoroughly | sorbed in their p nal work that th Uttle or x gation before putting in thelr money, St he accredited with having more than the av servatism. During Mr. Taft's maneuvering in Texas and Southern Call bas been discovered, too, that the “promoters” are finding the of the army and navy boys very productive territory The pity of it all is that it reqires no extraordinarily developed mind to comprehend that a bonanza seldom, If ever, has to go hunting fc financial backing. The really “good things,” save in very, very instances, can readily find all the necessary private capital ( “good things” are a mere gamble, if indeed they have even the chan ® gamble, with the odds heavily against the crowd Plass writes to Rev f Redeer ional men § Ladd, of invest thelr wh truth in this. Professional people, par proportion lanation is that people who are of ‘good sense and con-| DEMOSTHENES, born in 283 B. C., had weak lungs, couldn't talb plain, and was as awkward as a schoolboy. By sheer hard work anc study, he made himself the most famous orator in the world. There doesn't seem to be much sense in saying “I can’t,” does there? Obser daltine H. H. ROGERS, the Standard Oi! magnate, was buried in a mahors @asket, copper lined, with « full length plate glass. °o 0 °o SCIENTIST advises the keeping of snakes in the house to kill the plague germ bearing rats. See where stilts come in fashion for women? © +0 0 “SIXTY seconds make a Sixty minutes make an hour Yes, in some countries, but the Chinese dividé the day into 12 parts of 120 minutes each ne oe miles an hour re Don't Daytona, Fla, by Bob long for one SPEED of 1417 Burman in 200-horsepower car More look at the one-horse hed at you sometimés ee MARS. GEO. R. SHAW left $35,000 ax a “travel fund”. to enable! worthy Harvard graduates to go abroad before beginning their life work. Don’t you wish the rest of us might go” | ae, eS CARUSO wrote that girl who is suing him for ‘will always retain o pleasant impression of you.” Enrico was a good deal of a refrigerator. O79", © OVER 19,000,000 cows in the United State More than 1,250,000,000 gallons of milk. Tc Products about $591,000,000. Let's turn milkman! ae ae DRIED currants which mother put into cakes and cookies ar rants at all, but really raisins, a smal! variety of grape w ame from Corinth, from which we get the name curra: WITH the steel magnates making a monkey of Teddy, an Cary Root “telling them just what they could do,” no wonder | Btates Steel swallowed Tennessee Coal & Iron without choking. : o © 0 BAY, father, how would you like to beat this rug every other Sun @sy morning? It's 67 feet 5 inches long’ and 28 feet wide, all in one piece, and belongs to the Pacific Union club of San Francisco. o © 0 PRESBYTERIAN synod is considering the adoption of the individual communion cup. It’s a big question. Everybody may to take bia! eup to church with him or the church will have to havea china c} o o o MADERO’S first act on re-entering Mexico was to suppress a orator who said what he thought jenito Juarez, There's no! 4 to be too much freedom of speech in the new Mexico, evidently, Ratber inauspicious beginning for Madero, wasn't it? | 50,000 damages: “I As a letter writer annual value of United young bou SyrrrrrsseTrsre ES AST HUNDREDS ARE HAVING THEIR TEETH FIXED) THE ALBANY PAINLESS DENTIW ARE THE BUSY DENTISTS. _ EVERYBODY CAN HAVE GOOD TEETH NOW | On May 1 we cut 0: mome people do n os for one pomait ur pr belleve and our prices are so low that w after our We Are Open Even ings Until 8:30, AVBANY PAINLES? Ie Open Kvenings Until 8:90, ‘We Make the Best Set in the World for +4, $8 and $10 Electricity and modern time-saving « pp in the|° | got the it wa find that we do exactly ALBANY PAINLESS DENTISTS On Kecond Floor of People’s Bank Building, corner of Mee Hon Marche and MacDovgs : et Tal Low Round Trip Rates To All Eastern Points via Canadian Pacific Railway Six hundred miles unsurpassed scenery through the Canadian Rocky Mountains and National Park | For information, dates and rates, call or write E. &, PENN, H. W. EDWARDS, G. A. P. Dd, C. T. A. 712 Second Av., Seattle COULDN'T GuEt She—-There ts mine over there. He—HOW old ts he? those old reprobates about ears old, I'll have to be careful, MARRIED BLISS. ae Oe She you're not to the el 4 loave alone, are you should steal me? He--1 little consideration y're human, anyway MATCHED. vat me should for suppose I have 1 simply ¢ hot tempers any longer He--And I can't stand your cold | dinner iain Pano upon a time it must x bum o to bit the ball.” Sade ee Reason. When I was working on a salary the head of the firm said, “Ll wan always the first one in the establishment in the morning and the last one to leave it at night.” Was you?” the office boy replied. How long did you keep it How long did 1 For twenty-four years. eo! It took you a long time to coax the bows to let you ® marry his daughter, didn’t it? p it up? oon fo a2ooroe Tickles Em All| the $2.00 spect “Little Shop Little Rent Little Prive” Ye Goode 248 Mad Opp. New Orvl eecoece of Ceoe an old admirer = If he's on What if a burglar them stand your against the rule ANGELES CAFE Latest Moving Pictures New Every Day REGULAR DINNER Served from 11 a, m milk or wine 25c Voc® and Instrumental Afternoons and Kvenings Why Cook at Home? Cor, to 8 p. m., beer Music \t That Was the Way. The stranger looked out of the car window with Interest How did this peacefultooking town get such a warlike name as Hatth Kr” he asked." From {ts breakfast feuds, J be Neve,” the conductor wearll¥ an swered.—@hicago Tribune } She Knew. “Do you know the woman fn the fiat next to yours well enough to speak to?” Well enough? | know her too! j well to speak tol” —London Opinion, The Hint That Failed. | Visitor (walting an invitatiap tl luncheon)-—Two o'clock! rm keeping you from your dinne | Hostess—No; but I fear we axe ping you from yours!—Meggen- | dorfer Blatt Good at Figures. Gladys—The manager at the Friv olity wenty chorus girls} in twenty minutes. Totty—My word! Isn't he quick at figures?-—Varlety Life. What They Commence De Quis—-Why do they call it} comm ment when folks get} through going to school? It seems) to me that's a misnomer DeWhiz—Oh, no. They just com to re after they get wh ft xnap they've having.-Philadelphia = In | through | been | quirer | Tough Jobs. I've just had a hard time spping the question, had a harder pop Jack ve been Mack—I'y been questioning the Ive} going NOWADAYS. Knicker—What is » Chautauqua? Bock A lot of people who pay A|for what they could get out of the} Congressional Record free.—New York Sun. Things We Are Asked to eve. “i'm getting ten eggs a day from seven he ‘Our sweet p already.” “The other day three of us aught sixty-nine perch on twenty: two minnows.” | “The boss can't get along with-| out me.” | ‘ve had my pay raised thr in four months without ing for it” are in bloom CONSISTENT. Mrs. Baye—She is simply mad on the subject of germs, and steri: lizes of filters everything in the house. “How does qhe get along with even relations are ray Stori DION'T NEED IT. sur husband has ho stamina, Mra. ©'Brie . air, got a life in surance” e Amertean. HAVING NO TALKING MACHINE) “You never learned to sit af] play the violin? “No,” replied Mr Growchet. What's the use of going to all that trouble’ Whenever I feel that the neighborhood is too quiet 4 «dt out the lawn mower."—San Pran. eisco Chronicle. 3 ; A USEFUL SCAR “Of course,” the surgeon Taaid who had operated for appendéitis, there will be a scar. 3 “That's all right,” replied the p tient. “Leave any kind of a mark} you like that will prevent some strange doctor from coming slong and operating again.” Winchester | Herald | ialipliahalialellialiainialete tal * * CORRECTED. 3 * She--You had no business #| & to kiss me nat night * = He—It wasn't #& was pleasure * Times * * business. It #] Philadelphia * * t i * Rakha ehh THE GALLANT WAY. “You know,” he was saying, “I couldn't see a. woman stand up I was sitting.” » you gave her your seat?” 1 eh d my eyes and pre ttended to be asleep.”—Judge SESEESE EERE EEE EEE Dentistry All Operations Painless Free CONSULTATION AND EXAMINATION Full Set of Teeth ..$3.50 and Up 22k Gold Urowns $5 to ¢ 00 Bridgework . $3.50 to Gold Fillings . $1.00 Up Silver Fillings (the best). 5O¢ Up Porcelain Crowns (best) $3.50 Up Terms to Suit by expert dental oper, 0) y that you ean obtain at the cheapest possible EXACTLY AS WE ADVERTISE, WORK GUARANTEED 15 YEARS, Laboring People’s Den tists Electro Dental Parlors First Av. and Pike Opposite Public Market j about him. pene nnunangne & READ THIS ONE TO SISTER. ‘Dear Clara,” wrote the Is young m pardon but | ® I'm qotting » forgottet @ pro posed to you last night, but really forgot whether yq@ said you of no,” @ “Dear Will,” she repited by Rote, “so giad to hear from # you 1 dgnow 1 sald | ‘mo to someone last night, but T had © torgeteen. jaunt she’ (twas * London Opinion. Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee « HARHKEHRERRED Reh OUR _ DAILY TABLOID CARTOON . Me, sal t } Why ts this @ popular hot weather When you can play thin? sport in As She Used Them Can you loan me four vol of your Shakespeare set? Which volun umes do makes no difference ay bridge tonight, and table isn't quite high Washington Herald We're our card rough The little boy who was smoking a Cigarette was roundly hooted by the other iittie boys. “Sissy! Girl-boy!” they ried out | upon him, contemptuously —Puck The Champion. Irate Visitor—t call this a dows fight fraud! You advertise on Dills “The most remarkable dwarf fm the world.” and he turns out to | be 5 feet & Inches bigh Biand Showman—Exactly so, sir That's just what's so remarkable| He's the tallest dwarf] Tit-Bits Divorce Resort. | Stylishly Dressed Lady (entering | ticket office of transcontinental railroad)—i wish you would bet me} have some of the literature of re sorts along your fin | c . ma'am. Fishing, camping, bathing or divorcing ?—8t. | Louis Post-Dispatch. ! The System. Have you body's Magazine for May? No,” answered the newsdealer that was out in January, We don't bees back numbers.”—-Washington | | other kindred subjects t } account for the fortitud | Th a He’s a Burglar-Catcher and He Plays the Clarinet: He, Made Cigars for 25 Years but. Doesn’t Smoke burglar eateher wh Get the cab Thompson, asulstant Gief deputy in the shoriff's office. He's chap who does all the work when Bob Hodge and Chie Deputy Btringer temporarily absent themselves. He's the head of the elvit work in the office, and he's nome hand at being civil, (e's so polite he'd Just as soon put you In jail as not, if oceasion so demands Some way that he knows more abant the Jaw of garnishments, ex ecutions, attachments and a few any le |gat light in town, However that y be, it's a sure bet there's no| in the sheriff's office who ean clarinet better, or smoke #, than ‘Thompson. This, (oo, despite the fact that for more 0 years before Thomp- son went into the sheriff business he used to manufacture elgars. Students tell us that bartenders very frequently are tot abstainers. But whoever heard of a cigar sales: | man or manuf er who didn't amoke? We Il, Thompson «moked for 26 ye Phen he decided quit And “be “ua History does; not record whether he quit smoking s. But} upon each | Here's a plays the clarinet nation? Ho's Hert © other Which display of will power may with whieh mpaon set out to build himself the outskirts of It takes some deter welt to the fourth as om work nettle of ending on going to and f nds in his work is some consolation in which e is n Lake ¢ , an oppor-| he For, mination to idea of much tim as one sp Still ther living at G the end of the Gre It «ives the Thompsons tunity to say they @ wood Orchestra.” If It's Good for Your Eyes We tae. 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DOWN SENDS A PIANO HOME MONTIIL PAYS FOR IT commana — N 0 Join This Kohler & Chase Piano Club We lay this proposition down: You may look the country over and you cannot find a more durable, dependable or trustworthy piano at less than three hundred and seven- ty-five dollars, than the one we are distribut- ing through the big Kohler & Chase Piano lub. And the club price is 277 dollars and 50 cents—and there are no extras of any kind or nature. The 5 is F ng to the price of the piano, 2 dollars and 50 cents to be paid. You pay 5 dollars to join the club. dolla leaving 2 The ee is your home 218 weekly cents each. immediately delivered to and the remainder can be paid in payments of 1 dollar and 25 You get your money back if you but ask for it, fter a month's trial, you are dissat- isfied with the piano. You get a year’s privilege of exchanging it without 2 dollar's loss. You get the strongest guarantee ever given on any piano. If you or any one can write a stronger one than ours, write it and we will sign it. Your family gets all unpaid payments cancelled in event of your death during the life of the club. You get the piano tuned two times—free. You get a good stool—free. You get a reduction of 15 cents a week in pee In event you pay faster than at the rate of 1 dollar and cents a week. And every promise we here is put right down in your contract—it’s a matter of black and white between you and Kohler & Chase Kohler & Chase 1318 Second Avenue Opposite Arcade remember, make plays tend the luxe