The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 8, 1911, Page 4

ATTLE ST Pobtishe isting Oo montha, $1.78 dally by _ THE SE Ty ¥, 30 cents per month up to six month * Progress by Suffering he first goes to his wife Whenga fellow has the toothacl to be babicd; then buys some paten? cure-all that cures noth ing; but when he has suffered enough, he marches up to the dentist's chair like a man and has his tooth pulled out That settles it . It is just the same wth a nation when it has political, social OF economic “toothache It was so with the American colon jes until they final *t Dr, Washington to pull the aching molar of British oppression. It was so with the slavery ques tion. Every soothing remedy, every “patent medicine” com romise, Was tried, but when the nation had tigred neugh fe had the old rotten tooth yanked out Just now we are at the second stage with the,aches of our W » trying a lot of “sure-cure” remedies fpr gencration ndicial usurp. interests. \Ve ibles and the tyranny of Special hrough suffering, and we hagen’t ¥ labor learn Suffered enough yet to drive us into the dentist's chair, But we shall oft there after a witile The ww is inexorable, the coursgof history ever the same first, the eyjl: then, the pain; finally, when it can be boPhe no longer, the heroic remedy; then peace—until avother tooth be Bins to ache ° a ete ‘ CHICAGOAN suggests that women go a step farther and wear Scottish Kilts. Oh, what's the use? The hand that rules the world would make us feller@ wear blinders, anyhow. VICE PRESIDENT SHERMAN gas a boom for president, which shows we are living in a day of small things. Some Interrogation Points The next step in trust prosecution fs said to be In sight Will be made to send the managers to prifon. If it took 21 years for the courts to determine law was worthiess as a means of relieving the country from mor how many years will it take them to gptermine whether It is.any good for the purpose of sending the magnates to jail? What reason is there to believe that the supreme court will not “amend” the law in such a way as to nullify the jail penalty, anyway? Who can reajpnably expect the magnates to live long enough to hear the final determination of their cases? What practical good will the public get from the criminal prove cutions while being daily sheared by the monopolies, and while thi “prisoners” arg taking the cure at ‘opean resorts pending the de cisions of the courts on all sorts of technicalities? And if, in the end, someone should go to jail, will trust beefsteak @ost any less or taste any better? In other words, havent they Product of the Schools Are the public schools of America turning out “a generation of @wagsering, soft-palmed, basketball, pink tea and bridge whist spe-| Cialists, parasites rather than producers, of np earthly use to the! world in which thgy exist, and with conympt or pity for those who tT 08 Rffort} | that the Sherman} poly | F. D. Goburn, tife famous secretary of agriculture in Kansas, says that is just what the schoqs are doing for bis fine old democratic State And he adds: “Everything is taught except good English, good manners and work with the hands.” And the free school system is the proudest of all our institutions. ‘These “awaggering” boys and girls are the citizens of tomorrow they invent a system oby which everybody shall live without labor! i has their education been profitable? eally, it is an interesting question. Well, fev Instance, LaFollette In an editorial tn the Outlook for May 27, Col. Theodore Roosevelt.) fmn signed article on “Wisconsin: An Object Lesson for the Rest of ‘Phe Union,” says in part: | “The state of Wisconsin has now developed such a body of public| and such a body of leadership among its publi? men that here- | after we have good reason to hope that we can find within our own, Borders what we need.* We can now, ab least in many cases, look for) Beadership to Wisconsin when we desire to try to solve the great ‘Bociaé and industrial problems of the present and the future Obse: vations : N@W if Mexieao can only escape an overdose of “liberators”! tie ool, They use a ton of ice a day to fice. 4 * ° ° N©® WONDER Taft keeps o @un the ventilating plant of his of! ° ° : OLYMPIA, biggest ship afloat, $82% feet long, can just get into! Los the biggest dry dock in the world, 887% eet long, at Belfast 4 “oe ee WICKERSHAM is after the lumber trust now, bul he Propose to jail ‘em-—-only to see if they are “unreasonable. ee eo MINNESOTA proposes a summf}r White House on Lake Minne tonka for the president. And a fine stroke of real estate business it is. ° RATS destroy $180,000,008 worth of property in every year, or enough to buy 45 battleships. agriculture. * 0 0° ° OM JONES of Frankford, Pa. robbed of his clothes by tramps, Spent a day in a tree,.naked. There wasn't even a pall in sight, let alone a barr. o © $0 é DR. D. K. PEARSONS, after giving away virtually the whole of | Bis vast fortune, has retired to a sanitarium at the age of 91 to pass Bis remaining days. There will be no contest over his will, ee ee WRIGHT brothers have got an aviator named Dick Turpin, Yes, Verily, you may some day see a Dick Turpin rushing out from behind! & dark cloud to hold ‘em up with, “Your money or your planes!” | o oe o THEY counted the population of India in a single night. The total is 315,000,000. A singular fact is that Calcutta, in the last 10 yoars, added 128,281 to its male, and only 4,316 to its female popula tion. does not o ° é the United States So says the department of o 06 s ° ° PROPHETS who sal Clarence Darrow would not defend Me- Namara because he “knew he was guilty,” have another think coming Darrow says he {s sure of the prisoner's innocence, and will defend him for all he is worth. Madison Park FRIDAY, SATURDAY and SUNDAY June 9, 10 and 11 Under Direction of James W. Morrison CHAS. F. WALSH, of Los Angeles, Cal., National Aviator Proceeds divided between Wayside Emergency Hos- pital and Anti-Tuberculosis Society, ~~ Buy or Sell Real Estate. Business Chances, See | How Reactionaries Who Were! dainty young mins who had a case | Retired by the Peope Wave lon yith one Romeo, With all her Golf bails coated with lumix en Given Se - 46 yours Minx Marlowe got out as}, paint for use at night are a 1 f the sing with whieh Prem) many weeps from her audience for — ‘aft is charged by the PrO-lthe griefladen Juliet as any young |.A girl fell in love with Caruso, ierevsives of hiv party Is the use Ofl woman half her age could have Who sent her some notes that] federal patronage to reward rea \etieited in sympathy at any time | tionary public servants who have” were torrid. . 10 othe |fF @ broken heart And later she thought she would | been repudiated by the lacie | And Miss Marlowe, it Is known, wue, 60 2 latter are generally Called “I4Me) soondy a minimum amount of time She claimed his behavior was | duck» with her mirr We were bound horrid ® to know the secret The character becomes real to -= ° me. 1 don't wear the gowns I < NAY would like best, For Instagee, in 4 > onay playing Juliet, Ptake Juliet Into ac: ar es: PaULine count, What would she wear? 1 b. wh / ‘ yay) ask that question, and try to an Ny MY il’ wer it in the best way I can.” 3.3 Meisel Misa Marlowe is one of the hard-| ° Hey, mister, do you fish all the! est working persons living. She time? ¢ has played in Shakespearean roles You; mont of the time? sonny since she first went on the stage. What do you do when you ain't Why do I do it? We work be fishing? o cause we can't stop, Work tite.” ‘ Bleep The tenor wrote notes that were! It’s not an easy job to be a atar An’ when you don't sleep?" tender; Miss Marlowe dispels the illusion Fish! They made her hegrt melt in her of % life of rest and ease, ax It Is a - bosom commonly understood. Bhe is ever AND HAVE A MONOPOLY. She thought fifty thousand would busy, She never quits stadying her mend her, characters. And, quite often she Which same fs a sizable sue tikes an active supervision in eum. staging the plays word here, a | o little suggestion there. Why pay out good cash?" sald But | don't discourage girls who Caruso, want to go on the stage. They For notes that are writen with WILLIAM M, HOWARD, wouldn't take my advice, anyhow,” Laveedby , |Pormerly representative = from What do you think of the que®n | With pencil; it's foolish to do #0; | Georgia, a democrat who voted forlof England ruling out the herem They pay ME for notes sung IN }att the worst schedules in the/skirt from her coronation party? | tenor.” ° Payne-Aldrich bill, when repudiated| isdt true does not like _ “ ot his at was jean w On June 13,9789, Dante! Penning - ° 3 i! ident Taft by ap (Mise Marlowe was born in Eng- ~d ° * bee of New Jersey ate 69 hens’) oointment as a member of the tar|tand.) ° . ° ‘ eae ww Hf board, at a salary 8 $10,000 4) “OF course the barem skirt does | This Lady Was Juliet at the Moore Last Night, But Off the Stage | Anstnafie: hen 3200,000doven ae (Oe ot - = progress ~ the hobble | Li She is Julia Mariowe. . der wheat, an igcrease of 500,000 jwkcir ne queen, however, you! — —_—-—_—- - — —— d be weene ene a* ' J of ’ id « el et + H | acres over aie. © s* * * * # | must understand Jot Avon, and be rolled « cigarette Little Aids to " suse wade $|_ We suddenly woke up with a| Just like “ ght have pose © menal: He nd The cobweb skirt i» the latest] : . start Cal comedy fast concluded, ine alth and Beatty | fominine fancy. It in diapbanous—|% 5, tp fom, * capes 9 %| “What do you want here?” some-|of Jullet’s weeps for Romeo, “I'm 7 |Qnd that’s better than bifureate any | ~Oled od rd bes ong Was eaying. He wore an opera|the manager of this show, and let] Te #nampoo QUICKLY —Ordinary = he |® “Glad to hear he cau do it. #/ 000 She WM. Open taced balled {this sink in: Miss Marlowe never |* ds ate very time-consume ~ #1 can't.” —~Baltini Ameri & ives interviews. | oe niiviin tates ai et And Le, (shirt to match an openfaced suit. | «¥en . S auaniier ts bak ote ton The drummer,in frent of the!» | tHe also had white gloves. We dg) “Na-nnnever” he repeated. That iets hee | [total wont “L eon her first”| © wh he kh ee ee ee ee & DOL remember seeing a cane | was the only word he spoke dra-| he able TH many | d alrabips in.” | when the | by winged horse.” girl dn the cobweb goeg) might get work towing dis ° No “1 spider.” m Shack, a negro sentenced to hanged at Jackson, Miss, was re fused @ pillow for his cot to make his lant few sleeps comfortable. Probably The sheriff feared he'd give bim the stip Z © He'll say — READY EXPLAINER os Gat Saat iri wa Mummies ar® selling for $11,000 sleep in England. Well, Aldrich ts worth all of that As _ A MIXBURE OF COMPOSITE, Jorking t# certainly in a good many positions at once.” How sot” “He ia up in the alr, dewn on bis luck, om in years and back in his tasea.”-—-@iallmore Amertean. e The Lap of Luxury, ° Customer—Why do you .put so ° tUle berries under the top| ment i o| layer of bix Grocer- hat ts done so that we can get more of them In a box | TOO SHORT. | If you shake your dress at the new moon you'll get a new garment, says the proverb. Better shake hub- re ber wil "Tal “T pr whe eee ® ball?S he asked. * Vv * always did prefer the 2-step to “| waltzes.” * wah TH e “The professor says that by's pants. 2 Comedian—tis your play still run-| Be ning? nglagi's census gives Scotland Tragedian—No, but the manager 769,445 inhabltania and 10 times | (9: rybody’s Weekly as many highballs a , aut | MUGH IN A NAME: FR «they 9,518,590 bare knees) you get your janitor for $50? He é refused to be janitor of my office o building for $60." lle oli Malla liad adea 2 Weil, you see, I hired bim as a * TODAY'S GOOD SHORT ONE. * ena Sar *% An Indiana axsoasor had # # trouble getting people to list ® dogs for tates * # “Got a dawg?" he atked. * * No,” was the answe * * “Well, I'll ‘sess you one any: & * way—not my fault if you ® * hain't got any—plenty of * ® dawgs.”—Suecess. * * * * Rake ke hh hh hha hee n't you afraig some bold rob- I hold you up?" ways carry a six-shooter.” ra aix-footer DIFFERENTIATION. | Kath hhh hhh MIXED FANS. tow do you like the lively yery ‘much,” she said. “I * * ° * * * * Press, & ° thee Detroit Fr ° * REE E TOUCH OF TALENT. music owes a great deal to Rossini,” said the young woman. “What's Row sint That,” replied Mr. Cumrox, “is probably Italfan for ‘rosin.”—Phil-| adelphia Bulletin | ESCAPED. “A strange woman smiled at me on the street today Mrs. Naggs—Why arg you so in “Well, you've got her number, different to me since we are mar all right “How do you mean?” She woma KNEW ALL THE INSIDE DOPE. Mrs. informed woman? Mra. cook hi famille } adelphia Inquirer. UNBROKEN, , “We have the same dinner set we had when we were married,” “Well, that's one advantage of not being able to keep a servant.” ~Houston Post. WELL MIXED. | Fair First-Alder (of Ambulance | Class)—I say, what's the for wh —Pue 8 Simy ed. “Dear Mrs, Jones—Your husband pei you give an epidemic? ages — I'm you're different not indifferent; * certainly Houston Post. a@ strange TAKING SOMETHING FOR IT. James—is Mrs. Amos a well Jginson—Yes, indeed. Her as lived with all the other) 8 Mm the neighborhood.—Phil- poison | REAKING IT GENTLY, pking always was soft-heart- his is what he wrote; cannot come home today because} Physiclan— Kile his bathing suit was washed away. Pda Rea aA 8.—Poor Jones was instde| Detective—I guess that’s right. the it."—-Mack's .atlonal Montu-| I've noticed that its victims are al: ways taking something for it, remember Lame Duck Club OUTCLASSED, | preciate intel “I'm afraid you don’t a jyour wife's remarkable | lectuality | “I know I don’t. It makes no dif ference whether she ix explaining the psychic energy of the telepathic | wave or telling exactly what hap: pened in a bridge whAt game, I Ko to sleep.” © | THE WISE MANAGER, “It Is curious how eastly on® may identify a prominent person one has never seen, if we are familiar with [his pleture,” drawled Cocksure |Combes as he and Dr. Shobson gushed their way trough the crowds down town It , requires mérely memorizing his chief char- acteristics as seen in the public prints, There is always an individ. uality in one who has forged into the limelight that clings to him un failingly, an individuality that, if ed, serves to identify him anywhere ° True, undoubtedly,” assented Br. |Snobson, “And it seems to me that & gentleman walking just in front of us is no stranger to fame, I have Seen the outlines of that form more |than once in the press, buwl do not |recall who he ts." é “That man?” sald Cocksure. “Yea, you are right. He is no ordinary man, Let me sum up bis most strik ing peoullarities—strong and heavy Bet, Inclined to be bur!»; black coat tlosely buttoned over a massive chest, with full skirts; striped pants, white spats, thick soled shoes; low, flat rimmed stiff hat of an eccentric block; heavy, pug nacious jaws, thick neck; carries a stubby, » crook-handied o umbrella loosely rolled, Hyidently a person not to be trifled with. Can't you guess who it is now, Snobson?” wi i “It is tantalizing,” responded Gnobson. “His name ts almost on the tip of my tongue, but I can't tell what it is.” “{ will tell you," sald Cocksure Combes with a confident smile. Ac- celerating his steps the famous de- tective caught up with the man and touched him on the shoulder, The man looked round with an expres sion of unexpected timi(ity, “How do you do, EVERGTT TRUE!" greeted Cocksure. “T er—beg fet said the indt- vidual in a faltering voice, “My name is Mr, Jellyfish. 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