The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 7, 1911, Page 4

) thon worth being ajaMned about _ THE SEATTLE STAR Beier ot United Frew wilahinw Ge Publishe W dally KY The # Hantti, Wash, pos tolfice as second -el Bix months, $1.70 a» Ry mail, out © atx months One year, $2.28 - Better Than Tiaras for June Brides If the June bride of 1911 could be sure that 23 years later she would receive the anniversary present we are about to describe, she would be indeed a lucky young woman. And if the young man who takes the vows this month is able to give and FEEL the truth of such a gift in 1934, he will have achieved a richness of @ife beyond all: riches. When a stock gambl@ or trust manipulator gives his wife @ $50,000 tiara we see the picture of wife and jewel in the pa pers. Many a tired work-a-day w%man ees and sighs and thinks her life empty. Many a man feels his heart swell with sorrow that he cannot lay such treasure at the feet of his lov ing and patient partner. 0 Yet it isn’t the number or tiara that marks its worth as a gift. The real joy, in giving and receiving, is the true love that hallows the gif® . Once there was a man who wanted to celebrate his wed a ing anniversary with a gift to his wife. He was a poor man s Pod, not because he was not “smart” and capable, but be cause he had chosen to devote the wonderful talents God gave him to the service of his fellow men. So when the time came he had no money for a gift In- stead he wrote his wife a little letter. Read the letter and $ee if any woman whose heart pumps_real blood, senowing, Sst every word in it was trae and heartfelt, would not prefer to feceive such a letter from her husband than to have a dozen diamond tiaras. Read: Wt is 23 years ago tonight since we first met-—I only a month or | two older than our yourger boy, and you not much older than our dear Sennie. For 23 years we have been closer to each other than to anyone ch other more and love one Yo are n&® “fair, ‘and forty,” and to me the mature woman is handsomer arf more than tye slip of a girl wgom 23 years ago | met without knowing my lite was to be bound up with hers. We are not rich, so poor now, in fact, that all | can give you on this an C little fetter; but there is no one we can afford to enyy, and in we have what no wealth can compensage for. And so let us go cn, and loving, trusting in Him to carry us farther who has brought us with so little regret. For 23 years you have begn mine, and | been yours, and though 23 years your gusband, 1 am more than ever, YQUA LOVER. of 3) cents por mo pt ° size the diamonds in the ITALY fears the early outbreak of the worst commercial panic in) , her history. 4© period of almost insane inflation, the total failure of te jubilee plebrations which did not attract the expected tour fats, and Widespread labor troubles are given as the causes. ° We Dissent From Harlan We hate to do it, but we'veogot to dissent from the opinion of As te Justice Joh Marshall Harlan, He's a mighty fine dissenter Eineetr, and, in two recent olmportant fustances, we've been disse fag with him as hard as we could, but when he says, “The action of court might well alarm thoughtful men who revere the constitu we've got to dissent a bit, since he implies th®@ there are 4 con ‘siderable and important number of thoughgful men who do revere she ition. Without desire to reverse Justice Harlan, we will hand down the that the vast majority of reall? thoughtful men not only do “mot revere the constitution, but do not believe there is any constitu As grounds for our opinion we would €all attention to what was handed to the public, and, incidentally, to {{ members of the United States supreme court, in the Standard ch other's | eee eR ee * * * MOST ANYTHING * * a eee te Taft wears shoes wise 11, Let's hope his feet dor® get cold on the reciprocity proposition A mob bu at Iquique. of nothing do it That's our nowhere to Chile, to do and A New York pi way to make it rain is to | away from shelter in a brand new straw hat without an umbretia, But There's a better way than that | Persuade the boss to give you an| afternoon off and plan to go to a| ball game. r vi j Peace advocates want all swords beaten Ingy ploughshares, But who want? a wallop of a ploughshare on his head? An’ Whatcher going to do abolishing the half bricks? about ° How Human! Presideht Taft shook hands with an educated monkey at the New York ao@ and now the monkey te se chesty he won't notice the other monkeys. The London-Paris telephone lie | proves that French is a better lan guag for telephoning than English if That | Why not make the brakeraan call jout stations in French? And Baseball umpires announce the | batteries la French? But Make the restaurant man print his bill Sf fare in Engiiah. be: There ls a 150-foot bridge In Mex feo built of mahogany and worth arly $2,000,000 What is so rare as a day in June. unless its an August day? Or hy, oh, why, overlook July, and there are no files on May The flat taste can be removed from bolled water by pouring ft back and forth several times. Pi a Tobacco worth $300,000 burned in ja Kentucky warehouse, but we'll | still amoke if the cabba: crep doesn't fail ° Beecause When she calls you honey, you're | stung. ween receptacles > IN SEARCH OF SPORT, \Lame Duck Club Reactionarig Who Were ired by the People Have Been Given Soft Places. One of the sins yh which Pres Ident Taft ix ohgreed by gresnives of hie Party tn the us fed pat co to reward f tionary public servants who have repudiated by the people, The rally called “lame The Tourlst—Can a man shoot any small game around here? The Native-—Over at the livery stable they'll shoot you some craps for a nickel BLACK AND BLUE. EUGENE HALE, former sensigr from Maine, notoriously pro-vig business representative, staunch supporter of Aldrich, and the main reason for the terning over of a jrockribbed republican state to the democrats last year. He has been made % member of the monetary | commission, losing not a cent tp salary by being kicked out of the [senate by the Maine progressives SWEET CHILD “Yen,” litte Elste said, “mamma |eays she ts always glad to let me Jeome to parties at your house | “It is very nice of your mamma) |to say that.” “Cause she says you're so savin that there's never any danger you'll rive me anything that will be rien enough to hurt me.”—Chicago Ree- ord-Berald. “How do you ike my bang? They're all the style this season.” “It's much more decorative than the bang | saw over Mrs. Jones’ oye this morning.” Warned of the Menu, Fat Hoarder—This room | lr small | Landiady’s Daughter Yes | be here long? | Wat Boarder } Landiady’s Daughter—Then it'll |be plenty large enoufh for you by the end of the week —Judge. neoms THE REASON FOR IT Going to on and publishes (hem himself. even This Vaudeville Star Is Handsome, Original, and Looks Only 25, But happened after the Like unto the wherefore of a breakfast food, there is a for omitting & more defin ite date, Said reason, lest there be any misupderstanding, is Fred Hamill, the best looking chap who has gurgled a note at the Orpheum theatre for many ® moon. This Hamill person, whisper tt low, {a proud of his looks, That's why he doesn't want you to know his real age, He looks like 26, and wants you to think he ts With which explanation, let's hark back to the beginning again It happened after the elvil war This much is certain, Just when, Hamill refusen te divulge. And Hamill ts a courageous man. Would you not call one brave who first writes a song and then i» daring enough to wing it and play it, too? Which groof of courage suffices to termmate all eagernens to haz ard a guess as to when Hamill made hin debut in the world. When: ever t important historical event did happeng tt happened in New York, the town made famous by the Great White Way fi many hall, “Twas a dow or #o after that when IH. cided that Broadway, Wall st., the Trinity chureh held no further dazzling wensations for him At any rate, like many another boy at his age-—at that time, of course-—the wanderlust was the keenest of desires to be satintied.} On one, fine summer's day@-per. haps it was winter, we really do not know-—young gJamif ran away with a minstrel troupe Hamill has been singing since. And he's been° singing bis own songs, too, very often. Remember the one that used to be popular in the King county jail: “I'd Rather be on the Outaide Looking in Than oks Only 25, But He’s Married, Girls This war. certain reason THIS 18 “HANDSOME FRED.” limited to his own acts. He hap} Me?” Chas. Abbate, 16, scfaped o the Inside Looking Out"? pened to be in a music store injfew notes on the fiddle. AL Hamill wrote that among numerous!Chicago one day and heard two) Schmidt, 17, daubed a few spots on others | boys cutting up a few pranks on 4| music sheets, and thus the song He not only sings his own songs,| violin and plano. |that moves audiences to a whole but he ptys them on the plano,| “What, ho!” said Hamill, just lke | sale impinging of the palms, came He is that. Those boys are now with |into existence & producer of vaudeville| him. He got out his fountain pen} N. B. No use, girls. Hamill is ab skegches—the producing part bejug! and wrote “What Are You Doing to| ready married "\ TALKS ON TEETH | By the REGAL DENTISTS Banished Pain From sa and Tobacco Trust cases, wherein Justice Harlan fr@mkly stated) Bert Tally, of La Crosse, Wis.,/ | that the court bad brazenly and deliberately, in defian . | was saved from drowning by clutch. "and in repudiation ef its own previous decisions, usurped jeg a beer keg. The keg was the-Dental Chair function. The law must be supreme in a republic, If usurp aged the power to make law, In spite of ec&igress or constitution, @oesn’t’knock that constitution in th® head, we've got space in ‘which Justice Harlan is hereby inyted to tell what it does do A constitution prostituted to the uses of trusts by a court is 4 creature for thoughtful men to sit up nights to revere, Mr. Jusice. i thoughtful men will busy themselves about reforming ber or | @etting up a iw goddess with more virtue to revere MARQUIS RAMIRO DE VILLOTA, touring America looking for & wife, says his ideal woman has Spanish temperament, French piquancy “and American physique. Titlel foreiqnera ever have an eye out for American “figures.” © ” “Bring Your Backbones With You! And now it’s extraordinary emigration from Scotland that's worry- fag British economists and sociologists. On one Saturday, a fortnight ‘ago, 4,400 Scottish emigrants left the Clyde bound for the Unyed States and Canada, and the “bookings” for future emigration were sorMthing startling. Onefifth of the land is Sport for the “titled nobilit; noble. A few thousands of sturdy Scots to help us keep our land from Our moneyed nobility will be right welcome. first papers tmmedately ov arrival and gM busy! jcotland is kept desolate for purposes of giore or°less titled and more or less BENJ. IDE WHEELER, president of the University of California, Shas got setret societies to roaring by Intimating that they are used "for political and business purposes. He mentioned the Elks, and you should Just, see how they're trying to horn him. ° A “‘Reasonab'e” Restraint of Stockings Be On May 16 the supreme court judictally legislated favorably | “reasonable” restraint of trade, and sent all trust stocks soaring r On May 24, in convention at Philadelphia, the National Hosiery Mesociation resolved to boost the pgice of their product by restraining the production. June 1 this “reasonable restraint” so successfully engineered had Already sliced production 20 per cent. The hosiery manufacturers are now making our socks and stock ings and other knit wear for next winter's use, and it will be then that this “reasonable restraint” of produ®tion will be made clear to us, to CARDIFF, Eng. lady has got « sentence of 10 months for pouring 0%... der husband and trying to light him. Before the suffrage move ment bad so radically changed public sentiment, she would probably have been fined $2. But maybe he was only a l-candle-power husband, anyhow, and she did the best she Observations , + IN REVOLUTIONS the rebel is not the people, but the king, said Vietor Hugo. ° ° o oO ° eo? THE headline writer has, the nerve to say: “Lorimer Case t8 BEGIN Next Week”! a ee MORGAN is being presented to the foreign kings. Buy one and bring him home, Pierp! a me WITH up-to-date revolutions in Nicaragua and Heyti, the maneuver business is again chirking up a bit o 0 © INDIANA man had to fat up in order to join the army. tw@ pounds a day, just drinking plenty of water. 0. .« IN EXACTLY one year and six months we'll all be dead. St. Louis psychic “has saw” another “vision” what told her so. ee eae THOMAS F. RYAN wasn't so sick, after all leg, according to &@ bulletin signed by two of the tors in New York. ° A Qnly a boil on his ° ee “GIVE me a good shave,” said a man in a Boston barber shop. “I'm going oa long journey.” Then he took a dose of poison and died on the way to the hospital. C6 % English business men know more about But they haven't any great lead over the EXPERT declares that things than do Americans, Standard Ot! crowd. ° 0. o o HOBBON has given Birmfngham, Ala, ¢he conning tower from an old Spanish ship captured by Dewey, bu : Aid an old Spanish ship cap y y, but Birmingham doesn't know o o ° WOMEN’S WHIST LEAGUE OF AMERICA is Baltimoge. They expect to discover Mme their partners’ aces. In sesstan at new grounds for trumping e 0.9 MAS. PATRICK TAGUE of Red Cliff, Colo., has been a int Judge of the county court to fill her husband's unexpirca term mee oe pine 9 A sevirfigel usband’s unexpired term, They © 0,406 Aa “THE American capital,” says an English visitor. what in the chrysalis stagegt social development.” § old fellow, do you mean wormy? * ‘4a still some. Somewhat? Say, EE 4APAN is having a hard time to reorganize Koren’ ‘en's fi c| but an even harder job to get the Koreans to take daroompinien strenuously object to all sanitary arrangements, Hope they'll take out their | *™ He gained} most expensive doc- | empty. And The motto is: Throw away your empties. ° to the Inn't he Jack Johnson is going Coronation. Why not? the King of Spades? Walter Lowrey of Oswego, N. Y., shot Lucille Harding as a rol against disrobing before an un curtained window, Probably he took his time aiming. Charles K. Hamilton, the aero- nant, says he could annihilate « from his airship. Why not ste him on the armies of fies? Sixteen men have joined a cook ing class in New York. Training |to marry suffragets. | F a A moisture, gas and explosion proof telephone has been invented for use in mines. nee ° A California humane society has started warfare on the go-cart be cause it jolts baby's frame. LOGICAL. a “And on what do ou base your conclusions that she is not dy?” “Ugpn what | heard her say when she heard that another lady had said she was no lady."”—Houston Post. | Edwin Gould is a mem ot 18 clubs. Oh, Fudge! Chauncey Depew is inordinately fond of caramels and chocolate c&ndy. The trip from Paris to Tokio will be shortened from 15 days to 12 by anew Manchurian railroad, But Who in Halifax cares? There was good slelghing in Sas-| katchewan fle last week of May.| That makes us sneeze, Saskatehew! LEGITIMATE. Clent—Thought you left word in your office that you were out on im portant legal business? | Counselor—Just #0, ‘This ball game seems to be highly important, | and I assure you it is perfectly legal Meant His Own, of Course, | “I never leave my wife without | kissing he . ha “Neither do 1,” “What! Just let me catch you kissing my wife: script, Cora Fee-—-What does your old bald-headed friend do for # living? Sue Brette—He don't bi work. He's a rich railway Cora Fee-—-Then that's makes him so attractive. “What do you think of my new hat, dear? 1 bought ft at a great re- duction.” “Good heavens! What size was i before they began to reduce itt” a, The Neighbor's Turn Has your fashionable neighbor done ang entertaining as yet.in your honor?” io; and I think she ought to, seemed to entertain her vastly as we moved in.”-—Washington Her “The president of the C. Q. D. doesn't seem to feel very well since the recent railroad legisla tion.” it was a great shock to bis = — : BY FRED SCHAEFER Riding along in a taxicab, Cock sure Combes and his friend, Dr. Bnobson, chanced to see an aged man with ragged white locks totter out of a luxurious office batiding, bent under the wetght of a heavy ledger, although by his side strode an aristocratic appearing blonde youth whose neat attire afd care jess poise contrasted sharply with the abjectness of his companion, “Look, Snobson,” drawled Cock- sure, pointing out of the cab win- iow with the stem of his pipe, tragedy of American business life I deduce from the appearance of the elder of those two that he ts an |antiquated clerk of some great com- mercial house who has worn out bis lify in its service, and is now toler. ated on a beggarty stipend-eOsler-| ized, 80 Yo speak, overrun in the mad rush of money madness, See the pitiful, threadbare, snuffy coat} jand the baggy trousers that brand Him a creature of neglect,” THE HAUNTING HONK, Automoblies are now within the reach of everybody.” ¥ know it, hang ‘em! de of them nearly this morning.’ “Yes, yes,” assented Snobson, “It| is very plain. And the young chap| with him is a supercilious junior | clerk who rather pitied the old fel low, don't yo@ know, but has not the ve him of Halt a} reached mé} any | LIFE ON THE HEAT WAVE. 1 feel like a wreck “I think I will just speak to the] scamp about it,” said Cock , with virtuous British indigna Leaping out of the cab he strode up to the pair, the faithful a Snobson at his heels. “I say, old CALLED HOUSECLEANING, | ™an, this Poung fellow ought to re Mra. De Flat—Oh, dear! 1 wish eve you of that heavy account housecleaning was over. book, I fane Mr. De Flat—Why 80, dear? | “Not much he oughtn’'t,” retorted Mrs. De Fiat—Because it dirties the old map, with surprising ener. everything up so.— Philadelphia &Y and vigor, “I am the president Bulletin. of the Vest Buckle trust, and these are the segret rebate records I'm taking to “a directors’ meeting, Hitching her dinosaur d® a pro where we expect to declare a 50 Jecting rock, Miss Stofage exclaim. per cent dividend, As for this kid, ed, “Gracious! Is that another he's my private secretary, broken pyramid? ° down from overwork, I'm going to , indeed!” replied Mr, Big- fire him, but I want him to last the spear. “Miss Bearskin is suing old | Week out because he drew his sal- Hornyhand for breach of promise, |ary in advance. though my thorax is not. out the lifeboat at once, sooner; don't send any rowboat; what | want's a schooner. In the Cuneiform Age. and that pile in his love letters.—| “Marvelous ejaculated — Dr. Judge. jBnebaan, “Marvelous!” A straight, honest, Cream of Tartar Baking Powder. Made from Grapes, Makes better, more healfhful* food. Sold without deception. NO ALUM-—NO LIME PHOSPHATE if we laid claim to being painiess | dentists, and then burt people whe come to have work done, how long | Would we stay in business?° | It would be a ridiculous claim to jmake, unless ye felt absolutely sure we could deliver the goods. But when we are making good @very day in the week—when pro {tents come here, afraid to take @ | seat in the chair, and, after we get throug), refuse to believe we have removed a tooth until we show it to them, then we feel justified im styling ourselves “Painless Den- | tists.” Por in every case “we never jburt a bit.” If you are skeptical, all | You need do is give us a trial. If you won't go that far, will you let us refer you to those who have enjoyed having us work for them? We know you want our dentistry, and we certainly want your patron- age. All that is between us, then, is proof that we do as we claim, Will you let us furnish the proof? We give a written guarantee with all work. REGAL DENTAL OFFICES 1405 Third Av., N. W. Cor. Union St. “Alam is food must therefore act as @ poison.” BIG AVIATION MEET] Prot. Stevens’ New Academy Fourth and Pine Dancing guaranteed In 4 Madison Park . FRIDAY, SATURDAY and SUNDAY June 9, 10 and 11 OLD HATS blocked, cleaned, dyed, retrimmed and remade. PLUMES willowed, dyed, curl and remade, ° THE MODEL MILLINERY CO. O27 People’s Bank Bldg. MEALS SERVED. , Str, City of Bverett of Telegraph. Under Direction of James W. Morrison CHAS. F. 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