The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 18, 1911, Page 4

_ THE SEATTLE STAR Member of United Pree. Published dally” by Nar Ty a iy, 80 Gente pat wrenth up to's ; are Po a pe “Recalling Horses and Jadges The Ca 4 Outlook Is the nai A brit Los Angeles pub-| Meation which has done big service in the vi march of progre fm that state. Here is one of the Outlook's editorial | “Th Farme h Y » the Fi and k out half s dozen | o. GE the bet you ean for ie money doudtt er, 1a ing Anima almost unstght oa " ' OF x 1 take soine the Y b he we and th Fa ald they all look x “At x0 h Son sald to bis Fa 1h € deen using very day, and my Mind w made up.| Five of them are excellent, t ix no good at a He balke and soldiers and kicks things plece We m ‘ rid of 1. | But the Farmer said; ‘I am surprised at your Gall in offering an opinion a subject. » Are you Co t decige at ant matter of that kind = Well, for the Love of Mik xclaimed his son, ‘I was competent) «wi gid you fire that new boy? to buy the He * ab wasn't I And am I ask partuer of the strawberry tent now, after | have watched them working for six months, to decide | ev nant What Ones ; Didn't you see what he was do — ¥ ing?” answers the other, “I told Then 4 bimaelf three in, to fill tink hanivoie _ opal 1 the ing the bot ~ - - }toms ins f the tops SUIT for $15,000 has been brought against a fellow who tried to ° kles a Kansas City manicure lady. We don’t care how the suit ends, | A COMMON NEED. but we shouldn't be doing our duty to the public did we not note the) pny stan—Mad: I'm the plano fact that somebody had tried to kiss a Kansas City manicurist. Thun wand biltzen! The Woman—tI didn't for a ~ plano tuner “ . ” The Man-—f know it, lady; the Send No More Giants neighbors ald-—Phisbety Pes Dr. D. K. Pearsons of Chicago had the brains or the luck to| “make” (get hold of) $ the goodness of heart to Bie] wu pone yo ys vee ane it all away. He comple afte years of pationt| over last > fowe: pet Tabor, on April 14, his 91st he he “had more fun|""ptaicaloust Why, I don’t know Giving the money away than h waking isolet das nar thie teas It is the untversal testimony of great giv the way, that It|""-a5 1 was informed by J fe fun to wave the magic wand of wealth and do good great NUM: | w», wea Philadelphia Ip bers. Dr. Pearsons chose edu: Among 43 schools and col THE STAR-—THURSDAY, MAY 18, 1911. x WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE? »«K the perpetuation of his THE CAPER CROP. thought it most needed | Sere: Newed-Baey, for amner I The world is ringing with praise Of this great ber and|think we'll have boiled mutton htly so. He has given a good account of | ward Many | w a wauce. Are t any housands of men and women will lead rich ves because be lived, | capers in the house? labored and lov | Mary—No, ma'am Sei, th set one to thinking. Why/| Mra. Nuwed—Then go out tn the do a tew eed it. They/garden and cut some.-~Harvard can’t us: in olesome | Lampoon way. Mc | And when it ‘ is @ certain} A GREAT HELP ®ense of humilia nin th college privately endowed T don't like my new gow very fe sever quite as the one paid fe of the sweat and toil) well,” said the woman of the peo: Take, for two Inscriptions on| terial is awfully pret brary buildings in different parts of country. In a Callfornia | style right, but Seaport you are shown a classic building, and over the door in great v > impr thiseled letters you read the words “ANDREW CARNEGIE. y r dearest friend sug: In the metropolis of New England you sce a atif don't you let » other bullding. and over tts door t a Boston Globe CTED BY THE P bb \ u Which inscription moves your 4 why? Which} ™ 3" shy 4 do all the ca nlere of the two is touched with the light Ar eos the poet's pray ne mag ag “Bend no more giants, God, but make pee grea | Father—So they will get used to |them, my son. LOS ANGELES paper publishes four big pictures labeled, “More| 1°...) 5 dade ‘Socebiicnasl ef Mary Garden.” No, sir, we're not going to tell you what paper it Sieh iee ies alent oad Geld was. We announce the fact simply to indicate that there was more |i. the waitor of Mary than had already been publiched. | “Do you serve stews? eo | “Well, not generally said, |“bat we'll make ia Sermon of the Smallpox [ese ce Here is an Inte ag illumination of the sociology of our times, made quite unconsciously by a prosperous American returning from | GOOD ALL RIGHT. Ensenada, Mexico friend of mine was in a “They have had about 22 cases of smallpox r, but there|Tesaurant one day ait next to Qre only two cases among the better cl These latter patients ar who was eating some soup a jin latest approved musical @t their own homes, and are guarded day and night. The reat |fashion. The man stopped eating @f the patients are sent to th house. lene enough te remark There you have it! The tter class” (fellows who happen to tion and refinement | The ave money and the finer opportunities for educ Bre surrounded with every care and comfort—but the hindmost? devil gets ‘em! | And it is dead wrong. We ought to be good to the unfortunate when they are sick, even if we exploit them to a standstill in their Beaith and strength But the old law is still in force To him Who hath shall be given, but from bim who hath not shall be taken even the little that he hath.” ) To repeal that cruel law and put 4n its place the better rule, “From each according to his ability, to each according to his nee that is civilization’s big job right now PROF. CHARLES DILLON of Kansas Agricultural college asks: | “What would you do, Mr. Cityman, if you found yourself with $1,000 In bank and a farm of, say, 80 acre: Gee, Charley! We'd sure throw} a fit. j | j Observations LOS ANGELES’ clearings are up to $5 ) the highwaymen’s clearings per night op: BIG INTERESTS must have shrieked when that | Bly adjourned without giving ‘em another senator ar to recite one of his own poems want to buy our return ticket, half off? So a0: -e 000,000 per day, not counting | Colorado assem. ALF AUSTIN'S going @oronation, hey? Anybody that up, air.” how good it nd, “but it sounds “1 don't kac answered my fri good." LOSING FLESH ENGLAND'S got ‘em all about rattled with her first airship for|, “Helle, off mant You seem to! er navy. It is 512 f ng, and will both fly and swim |be xetting fatter and fatter. a | {On the gontrary, I'm losing flesh | LOOP jewelery is the latest fad, girls. Small ohains run from|°’S Cay - Your finger ring to your bracelet, and you hang your clgaret case or| bg eel lg Pesala “ Bove dolly on ‘em. shave myself.” ° 0 °o FREE BIBLES will be distributed in Los Angeles hotels, but It| DEGREES. Won't do any good. The guests will take ‘em for just a new sort of] photographer—tt's sight-seeing circular. to photograph your little boy this ° evening, madame ‘ EX-POSTMASTER GENERAL THOMAS L. JAMES, aged $0, bad | aes Chadds entasts @fecorder marry him to a young lady under 40 years of age, owing to| tight for a chiid like him.—-Philadel @ difference in religious beliefs. With 40 years difference in age and| @ifference in creeds, we think we see danger of lively times for Tommy eae eae ARCHIBALDAS DE BUTT, the fellow who poses as presidential military aide, but really steers Taft around at social functions so that Bili won't cat his spaghetti au glace with a knife or open his cham. by biting off the neck of the bottle, after the Cincinnati fashion, been promoted to a majorship. Bully for Butt! The uniform strength of Crescent not luck but a certainty provided for by scientific facture. Full Pound 25¢ ! is manu Crescent Coffees, Teas, Mapleine, Spices, Flavoring Extracts, Etc., enjoy # well deserved reputation. Grocers everywhere gell them, CRESCENT MFG. CO., SEATTLE phia Bulletin AT THE CHAUFFEURS’ SCHOOL. Now, sir,” sald the hill and your power should suddenly give out and the car began to slide backward in the direction of a prec iplee, what would you do first?” I'd yell for an ambulance and telegraph my wife where to find my accident insura said the pupil.—Harper's Weekly ce policy EVERY NIGHT A CALL. Pa—I greatly disa ot that young Smit and » particular reason is his lack of industry In his calling. Daughter—His calling? Why. calls seven evenings in the week.— Cassell’s Saturday Journal pre FORCED TO IT. Doctor Piller—You must diet yourself and eat plain food, and not stay out late at night. Patient—That is what 1 been thinking ever since you sent) in your last bill ing Mall AN EARLY WARNING, Small Girl face! Auntie—That’s naughty. I wa a girl I always washed my fi ‘Small at itt Girl—Yes, and now Philadelphia Inquirer. FIRST AND SECOND CHOICE. Unele—Johnny, wouldn't you like to be an angel? Johnny—Not as long as there's a show for me to become a baseball pitcher or a cireus clown,-Phila- delphia Inquirer. Business Bringers. Star classified ads. real estate, etc. Buy or WITH A PURPOSE A NATURAL RESULT Mra. Buttin--1 hate to mention It. but I've seen your husband Kinsing , ery day M abbut Jan't it thoughtful Unele Jack What hgppene f him? He does it every morning,| when th uy fell into the woman appreciates {| bush? that we've had he wo Little Why hey were 1 , atched up. THE FELLOW FEELING that bet “om Duck Club! thin man darted acro the How Reactionaries Who Were im mu hold e ain mo- Retired by the People Have | ™*" : W ¢ me nee h Beon GiverBoft Places. ot? One f Y . which ‘ ta t morted the con Pr arged by the slned his hand to} . Li ervan who away to stay six months, ated by the people, | thin m it whe old it the TEACHING HIM Mamma—Johnny, what is the | nny—Ne 1 Jost took | Improves Complexions | oo aa gg 0 yr lh tage Better Than Powder | } | JUST A TASTE | para - i r ' A . hare Nem in Mae Mar nniba: e a taste! - matters 8 geen yar eR Si cad $f Face powder is 4 war have anyth m wattes < hice ta do wii yue Yowte oe aft tarde. ool . unces of wpurmax in one-half pint " A . water with two teaspoonfuls you're ect cerine add : | This wonderful skin whitener TwosivEeo | and complexion bea at a inistaken for | clear. charming, you ful tone JAMES HEMENWAY, former |woman who ever tries this lotion senator from Indiana, a Heutenant ‘ ctor] W!ll again ase powder, It leaves of Connon, une te Gas om ” the akin smooth, velvety and beaw hairman ¢ house a know wo walters have already boners nett t mmittee, right har quit on account of the mistake when repu-)I don't want the rest to go."-—Cleve "At Fountains & Elsewhere of Indiana, | land Leader the beget THE LONE Ask for the budget 4 KNIGHT N bad to give aia al an egoee — The Original and Genuine uso made by Roosevelt « The Visitor—Why, the game in| JV SD I « a4 assistant to Ald-| . The boy--Yop. But one man the framing of the gets more than hiv hare. Atte:| The Food-drink for All Ages. rich tariff bill, and as|the first day's scrap everybody! At restaurants, hotels, and fountains Ko m for Aldrich and the) wanted to be umpire.—Philadelphi Seren: oar ni tariff beneficiaries | inquirer. sc ae Delicsous, invigorating and sustaining ao | Keep it oa your sideboard at home, NOVELTY ! FLY IN THE OINTMENT | i Here's an original baseball} Mra. De Flat—Oh, dear! I w story.” house cleaning was over How's that?” Mr. De Flat—Why so, dear? The hero wins the game in th Mra. De Fiat—Recause it dirtios| eighth inning, instead of the ninth everything up so. ser ton ate|HIS SERMONS ARE LIVE LECTURES; HEARERS STAY TO DISCUSS THEM. |This Preacher Finds His Texts in | examiner, | |“auppose you were climbing a steep | he |nev, yet he in the Balzac of Russian have | Bibte theme. New York Even-|the wrong light, our method puts it Shaw, Suderman, Ibsen, Haupt- mann and = Turgenev — “Every Theme Has Parallel in the B EVANSTON, Ill., May 18.—A late novel, an Ibsen play or the master piece of some foreign author is the subject Dr. William T. McElveen takes when he preaches of a Sun day in Evanston’s First Congrega tional church. After the address everybody's in- Vited to stay for the free-for-all dis. cussion of the problems brought out. Most of them do stay—and talk. Only the opening part of the service—the devotional—-is conven- tional. Evanston’s church people find the idea shocking. “Every theme discussed by mod riters has Its parallel In the says Dr, MoKlveen, “I'm pre paring a talk on Turgeney’s ‘Fa thers and Sons.’ Few know Turge: don't literature. His theme, the radical, ism of children as opposed io the conservatism of fathers, ie also a DR. W. T. M’ELVEEN “Kar from putting the Bible in }in the very right light—not as a dead volume, but as a book teeming Iter.” No, I won't wash my |W? When |to the Sunday school look | class if we only had some one com | Dr. AT TH McElveen'’s idea has spread They have current events, ethics, “I'd like to bave an art classes In goology. ry petent to handle It, ” says the Pastor. BLANK BOOKS TRICK & MURRAY Office and Factory 72 Columbia St. ; Star “Want” Ads Are Business Bringers For 5000th Time, Seattle Woman Will Play Leading Role in Old Swedish Love Story There's a Story With a Smile and a Tear in It of This Bal lard Woman Who Might Have Reached the Top. | Every American knows his Uncle |Tom's Cabin. And just so every son jot den knows his “Varmiandin me this big word in the that for years and eure de Swedes the world over laugh and ery and take « fresh hold on lif In Sweden no holiday is complete without a reviy this old favor ite. ‘The old go to be to th "| wayed by and plaint well always t Her 6,000th Performance And when Anna Pfell plays the eading part 1 nls old-country play at the Moore tonight, it will be her 6,000th performance of the role star b how ye came to America with trolling players; how she in the old win fame and fortune tn | So he visited the Pfell cottage out in Ballard to get the story though tt was told with laugh, there was often a ok and a chance utt 1 struggle for n lifelong 4 goal that lay just beyond her 1 patience go hand in han en these two, smccens Walls just around the corner *| lucky for Anna Pfeil that she has had plenty of both Her Big Battle love the world over, A question of geography is a mder look in Lave t smile is | A tonde not a look te A quick lunch prepared in « minute. | Take no imitation. “Jest say BORLICK’S.” | In No Combine or Trust SPECIAL SALE THIS WEEK Any Hat in the House Puget Sound Hat Factory 1514 First Ave. HAVE YOU A FRIEND OR RELATIVE WHO DRINKS? He ‘Cannot Help Himself, | Why Not Help Him? | Because He Is Burning Send Him to the Neal Institute The NEAL inte the periodical, oc nal treat- ment cures casional or moderate drink r, the habitual and excessive drinker, and the nervous man who has to drink to keep from becoming more nerv ous. It takes away all incli nation to drink, all desire and craving for drink, by neutral- izing the poison of alcohol in the system and ridding the of by a rapid process of elimination, leaving the drinker the Same normal condition he was in before tasting liquor, so far as the effect of alcohol may be concerned—all appe- tite for drink gone—and he anew man NO HYPODERMIC IN- JECTIONS The NEAL internal treat- ment effects a perfect cure in three days, without hypo: dermic injections. blood the poison in Father J. E. O’Brien of Seattle, Bishop A. F. ell Young and Be Looks Smile [She Still Can Still § Ha py, Though Her Stage Ca reer Started Some 3 Yea Ago the and Chicag big Americ has remained remained fust a 18 np ANNA PFEIL ON THE MAP? s as on Pike |...American—Have you ever read e posme whe % fond The Barrier,” by Rex Beach? sen pode Englishman—Cawn't ay that I a Pfell couldn't m Pl iaes a9 “If Iehad stayed tn the old coun. Re ak Fito y rd of hman. say that 1 have, really. Er—where is Rex 4 Lovins comer 4 NDSOME, light wrappers add brown H to the popularity of A great feature, prob- cigars, of ably the greatest battle film ever made A won- course, but the rare- ly good blend of choice Havana to- baccos, of which these cigars are made is responsible for the favor which they have won. Ask for a Lovera, and enjoy a_ perfect smoke. lerfully re: of the Napole “The Siege of Moscow” “Grenadier Rowland” 2,000 people, batteries of cannon, photographed amid the snowbound steppes of Russia Napoleon Defeated—A Startling, Convincing Picture of Fate's Great- est Favorite in the Hour f His Defeat And “The Lighthouse Keeper,” a new and thrill- ing Imp. Also “An Exception to tic e wars— Schwabacher Bros. & Co. Wholesale Distributere Seattle, U. S. A. KEES EEE EEE EEE EEE ! | } ee the Rule. It's a_ Rex, the newest and finest film, It's a comedy, and th 2 it’s funny. See this great program at the g of a Victim of a Thirst : ha is) 80 A CONTRACT BOND br A bond and contract is = given each patient, agreeing to effect a perfect cure or re fund the money at the end of the third day A MODERN TREAT- | MENT The Neal is a Physician's Cure for the drink habit; it is the most modern and perfect of known treatments, origin ated by a physician, com- pounded by a physician and administered by physicians It never fails. | At the Seattle Institute| guests enjoy all the privacy | and comforts of home, hotel} or club. Names are never divulged. For further infor mation, free booklet, indorse- | ments and references, call, phone or write THE NEAL} | Theatre Third at Pike INSTITUTE, East Howell) and 16th Ave., Seattle Vhursday, Friday, Satur- Phones: East 4381; Ind., day and Sunday, on the Cedar 431. . All correspond only mirror (glass) ence mailed in plain, sealed | screen in Seattle envelopes ADMISSION of Wisconsin, Rev. J. F. Nugent of lowa, and hundreds | of other good men indorse the Neal cure in the strong-| est terms, after having sent patients to Neal institutes, | I ALWAYS 5c they were perfectly cured of the drink habit.