The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 16, 1911, Page 4

‘TUESDAY, MAY 16, 1911, THE SEATTLE STA Here’s a Man, Sam Woods, at the Court House, Anyone Member of United Press, Poblished dally by The Star F ing Go. Raa Si any Wine por sec ay wa eae ae TT aed rie wonenaaee T0E sneer | Who Says He Knows More People Than | y | Judge (to plaintiff)-—And want $100 for reparation \¥ u think that a big sum? Ithe rumor at the cor Pr ea . Old man Middleton ts a bit deat | LIMERICK REVISED | dite, to, defendant ."a is the man who says TpGn for goveracr, © $500,000 for a National Anthem and also a bit of w cynic. He got on | ror sybee| : [Fun for governor, but he'll run Chicago » natio with aldered the conduc D prize of half a & the country - Awarded, cor . dnstead of *Th ar 8 Now, it t n E quite true that “7 2 that the mult! ; : ri. f } ; Maiilion dollars for of buying a perfectly § tn hase eien pie eal aan y " Itho criminal ca re going on,| Beeeaere ational song t segaegy oot gn Boar Bs a , closer to his car and bending over jt forgot to tell 1 to call whore the civil cases are being} No doubt we : a ) » h whatever the con-| jme gerly because I want tried, where the various offices Rut will the money + the a ng ‘ ; " fe poe | queen of t Mia De ' gy ech gy rag coe 4 B® Of the Rand and the Yukon will ) loudly that every: | There was a young man who 6 Bong before ¢ tine s ar could hear it The Fipe the On said M leton int) will Fo the singer wor that cave why not give it tw the} praye Did Rouget de ompany But the squeak of his shoes ‘Marseiliaise world > te | So enlivened the pews, 1 know. Tha the reason etna i Poemeavee os Did any w er of a © in the O 1 a € r c wines : . VERY EASY. That he sat down again in denpair. | Detroit Free Pre | inte mer, He's the is crown of wild oliv nVes Wasn't 4 1 v fam | The vault « We all know that Lisle wrote t arseilia as at A NEW ENDING. | MISUNDERSTOOD. aa it " Jay on Liberty's « a s » you lived h Bacon—And why did your| you elimb up the » glory and not f ave j That's how P given the w Bolllaise” 0 ational anth 1 now--t t » € ha a willion } days sev tered ¢ high price of cattle > > a wider acquaintanc ‘ in King count He challenges ‘em all . air, and ¢ with his hand to bis ear AN OVERSIGHT | a We at ‘ an « license ¢ to be paid, when you fees, and about THE REAGON 6HE MARRIED. 4 million more thin They All Spot Him Ot course, the are othe at gor wil yoar and a ech: Gectan ite say she was disappointed * © married woman, court house who know the SAMUEL A, WOODS. dant at an 1 dum! mw 20 years. He loc am re all your Already,” quoth the early bird And what were you as he gobbled up the earlier worm, | ber Puck Ry the way q We mean the years ago. Ob he 4 ttor Perget just how ma was and Pe and what the song was a “il who w Who reweu ? you raise Doct Well, Mrs, Jones, did you | a t your husband's temperature as | WANTED TO SMOKE I told ¥ We Don't Believe It | Arehitec showing plans T Mra. Jone ve put He ba ' 7 it d it that fs bound b round to “very dry I gave What is there peculiar ab: a pint of beer, and he on to The wearer ca titan : WASHINGTON, D.C, M When Walter Fisher, the new THEN IT HAPPENED. FORCE OF HABIT. AMONG FRIENDS. seers why Ta re lement e local ‘. , ‘ a ‘ees! The only baking powder © your library the barometer on his ches’ wiyrich—My Nb'ry? Ob I must have a Boston Transcript the race. Another Pair of Twins not get arm as “tw e Slavery and polygamy used to walk & »,” but slavery is gone and polygamy ts going ave we ver the passage of tariff and | traction problem in the interests of | - wbagehonns Srdieat Lats eae o = bi {proctty and other billx in the|the people, he was opposed by the| made from Royal Grape You ren ° ‘International Harv of represent , E will toll | persons 1 ed ee Cream of Tartar nee covering a r00 h of bonds in ‘ction No Alum, No Lime Phosphate ie and tha tter not to number 1] was none other George W.| EVERETT-SEATTLE ( Tilden denied it ; o gen: “All right.” said the tr senate “ t ne Ebybd mage ung sed Bacnggent ad dul “Just show us your bank he bank ne bi “- : ~ - -« } ? ; re —Wiret tee ere. The committee a t to court mbly b n't make the de to| habeas corpus pr nes, and THE DECIDED THAT ght tw f ght is going deft, | HEY COULD NOT BE COMPELLED THEIR BANK a ts the senate e the | - The committee a the Investigation off, Chairman H nas ing jo appen in r en —pen- | aying: “All our avenv are sealed up by Judge Pe Bao Pe =. bone ing to avoid a} Mecision. We are up against a s wall—walled In, as it w role pape enya } JUSTICE WALLED IN BY COURT OF JUSTICE © tt be toga, while pnounced as if hat it is to pass, or th And the senator gets off with s. oF thi . r , a, because " ~ th accent on| Who furnished the mec be ded a se to be made in the senate. That free! Behold the new “twin relics of barbariem oad cd re Nord ogi no Mg on : As the name ELECTION OF SENATORS BY LEGISLATUR od ite attention mt regen Sy oslydporm gaat Big 2 : freight PROTECTION OF RICH CRIMINALS BY COURTS! eee eer ; b “ eau toe ts | and Olive at 6:90 p. m. And these twins, fathe t a ntothered b Virginia ved tum aid Mela i al reason the Spectal Privilege |“! nomination, it ts well for the] searrie-bVERE TRACTION co. cree ee nee tee cee he would propose to me? {nee you when you called. but i was|® Jet Comm ii ed. ‘The orlsival ‘Husuenct| SNOHOMISH-EVERETT Eueer polson freedom ‘ Doro Why, when I refused Wifey Wille has been a) just having my halr washed b committee on) costor, of Cs did put the ac-| INTERURBAN people to purity and keep pure Berernmen him he said he didn’t care what be- naughty boy | Miss Sharpe—And the laundries nd im the fight t on the final syllable, but the| LEAVE EVERETT—6:07, 1:20 How long will the men of the United States stand for this shame-| -on4 or him: but perhaps he wasn't) Hubb A pire)—| are so provokingly slow about re whi h in to come over Schedule kK ctenendine Pepa thee a Foliette tate 5 2 +068 pair? sesteun Well, rit fine t s tarning things ane Ai tartr|ily pronounces it as above indi Us ets taniehilinichanen een ___. | finance commi ar a ‘ wa. | , ¢, landlord,” said an an HIS IDEA ' WHERE JONES WENT. | bill. The demo oma a RATH. » inn: . er had signed the sertes of reviv r ine revisionists fc RATE i e-v Beginning of the End oe harass os Sa ose =i : If it is true, as reported, that hundreds of Gen. Navarro’s soldiers | full of sewer gas. ards giving notice of the serv ». They sed to let Dull Preacher Responsible. the insurrectos after the battle of Juarez, those who are at| “Yes; that's what I told you aa wer Conspicuous | Bailey wing name one of the thre Wife—John, dear, your trousers] BLANK BOOKS Dealt familiar with the construction and management of the federal Told 1 pintes. O owing Re defeat of the tariff and 8 need press They look as | Fae asked me if there was of Mexico will predict an early end of the insurrection. In Yes tid Was post ses since the trouble began has been the |£a« tn every room, and I said there e@tion and Absol Certaincy |**irmizh has made it necessary! Hubby—d have. These are the 6 bony bie a the regular soldiery. A good many of | as.” | poms Jones, baritone so will hat the republican members onthe |oues I wore to church.—Boston Office and Factory ‘fre in the ranks as a punishment for crimes. The treatment by ! ibe “Tet! I'll Be There’ *— | fnane be chosen with | Transcript | 72 Columbia St. has been brutal. Large private fortunes have been made out! A MORALIST ON MAN. Lippincott’s extreme care, La Follette’s date ' Seneca cate | contracts for clothing and feedi to the detriment of the soldiers, Elbert Hubbard sald at a recep | _— | taba ad for : oe a erg nt of > We heave a big mew stock of | Ses ‘Well as the taxpayers. Stil he federal rank and file has been | tion at the Portland Press Club _ STALWART ENDEAVOR eg - ollette on the a CHINAMEL | unanimously loyal, and fought with extraordinary bravery | “Man is too commercial an ant Frank—It's only few ee tnan mittee. This was RE Dies rete | I kg Co ‘The only explanation is that fear held them true to the govern-|mal What is man's most valuable | ations from shirt sleeves to shirt | S#reed to by Gallinger and Penros ee > pet Meek run ., Ine colors. Insurgent victories and the example set by such whole-| possession? Time. And what does) sleeves |but the ff interests took th | pale pede» free hg desertions as that reported at Juarez will allay such fear, and it ‘he man say of time? | Maude —Yoe K men whore [case to th White House, and the | Federal Paint and Wail) We manufacture our wn goods ot be surprising to see the climax suddenly reached through| “Time, he says, is money | grandfathers totled for wealth are Privilege senators were | Paper Co. h Beattie and. salt them Mr. Diaz would probably call wholesale treason of his troops.| “What ® betrayal of commercial: | now seen every day th the ed in and shown bow it would) 1406 4th, Dingonalty Opp. PT mate off, on the golf cou » possible for a combination of | este © progressive republican » Z |money. Time fs thought. Time ts} THE TRUE TEST. b the genuine revision der Time is knowledge.” } “T understand you speak French nators to swing a Observations power | ; ¢ lls Gr | like a nativ the committee on finance and re- ‘AS SOON as you learn to stand on your own feet, other people UNDER THE DARK MOON. | No,” replied the student I've| port out a bill which would realiy 14 Wirt by this paper that | #* the grammar and the accent vise ° ° ° ace down pretty fine. Bat {t's hard to/ the p RACKET in Nicaragua resulted in making Adolfo Diax provisional | oil eee as ee wenn ieare the ex.” —-Washington | Gailing ‘id > ’ ‘ j population ts fen 1st e t it. Says Porfirio to Adolfo, it ea long time between Diazes. | Hey dean beltote tt. 1¢ it were | 2% thetr wr | ‘ou accol lor the fact COLOMBIA refuses to recognize Panama as a republic, and there od ype terry ether May Bhi f be another chance to = oo across the boundary line. know how the other half lives? b STUDENTS of New York university school of commerce earned / . 191,250,000 last year while attending to the studies. Bully, wasn't it? DULY ACCREOITED. oe 6 Grover—t've never heard any | NEWFOUNDLAND is knocking at our door for reciprocity, but she complaint from those exes. ] going to knock very hard until she sees what sort of knocking Violent Customer—Don't, echt} Canadian bill finally gets. | Well, the chicken that | found in| | fone of them yesterday set up an| awful holler.—Philadelphia Bul-| letin i Goes not take many matches to start a hot fire in Mexico. iam! Time is not movey. Time is something infinitely better than | Retailed at Wholesale Prices DAHLEM & BARRY 1508 3rd, near Pike e tariff im the interest of That is what cabsed » to repudiate Seattle Business Directory The Business and Professional Cards Which Appear Below Are | Reliable and Contain Many Items of Interest to You. Read the Ads Carefully ATTORNEYS ~__|__ Dyeing and Cleaning | ~ MONUMENTS ___| Physicians and ‘Surgeons | | 3. P. BALL UNION DYE WORKS, | rvorr sovxp manure ayn onan DR. JOHN DUNLAP 201-3 Murke Bide. 005 Recond Ave. INC ITE €O., Inc Phone: Soneet, Main 7508 Classy Cleaners and Dyers MONUMENTS e. @¢ © YOU use from 59 to 150 gallons of water a day, Mr. Average Cit-| and drink only half « gallon of it. What do you do with the rest? you running a swimming tank? LIMITATIONS. “John,” asked Mrs, Dorkins, “what is a political con game? “Why, It's—it's @ frameup, you know.” } er a | | PREMIER WARD says that the per capita wealth of New Zealand $3,000, and they don’t figure in any Morgans or Carnegies or Rocke- at 100,000 per capitas apiece, either. he ae REACTIONARY republican majority, in arranging committees, set | Graduate of & guard our coal, mineral and forest lands that grand old watch dos, | Pike is wadlethoes ¢ BB ya wg Nee eT ic: ||| General Practice in All Courts . Of Every Description PEA gear ne ‘ ree: otorboat fs super pl ol . puree; 1h) Prompt de rgeet. Ste eat of Chicago. en Guggenheim, who now fille both Colorado seats in the senate. lier to the canoe even if, we do| can't you-— coteuzeiaee vein mot de} Lars x West of Chicas Without Ual | 3 , |have to carry a chaperon “What is a piece of bunk?” Speciaition—Laws of Husband and 2410-2412 FIRST AVE. 518 PROPLEI'S BANK BLDG. 4. C. 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