The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 15, 1911, Page 6

en ip etaeecenert went tale Oana coed: “ THE SEATTLE STAR | i Gaily. by Fhe Pier Gobitshine « a ° Pcicae ite plow * Hix montha # “Th Land of Freed n e Land of Freedom English 1 pinio amazed at the attitude of Aw employers and Aw ar ts on the question Say London Time The ¢ r idea of the Individual freedom of ¢ now has it pe ‘ f& WOULD SAY ITS LAS REFUGE in Ame ‘ And { the decision of the New York court Ee: of a on . compensation act, the Times " « de t go back a world whiet we in Ene i, w i aw oa time whe t } tortan i ip € on octa egisiation and decision It i easant for an Ame 1 to realize that his cou in ep f « t i] s va ¥ ivi ation is the P fa doct at W ox of men and wo i on work In mine and ore > t f consolidated 4 wealth, of cour a am, electricity j and labor saving. ma 1 of new-born “efficiency” t shows one man | : w f for & reasonable “bonus 4 ht ie “f f € r 1 to work men such a airs and pay r ‘ the fleree competition a ~ jobs and t ‘ And THAT is free dom for the ma “ « west i « to drag her men “freedom” t gn growing d tender girls to a form of slavery osx u ful tha ’ € f “ avery which was shot ) rn t 1 half ag Ing} ‘ 4 ie a sidized ‘ 1 fuddled hrewd. ly devis “ B 1 p ftable nd-paying Bupersti pre d dividends are olnage of blood r Solt ity of ay » met on any yal term only by solidarity of labo and th ranks of organised labo: are re peatedly shaken and es shattered by t inch gun of “ir @ividual freedom nied on th r of the courts it E pect because she does not comprehend Ame fe and prope But this 4 should be said ft 0 aract When America gr ready fc atremely thorough. “You look like a good map Tt te & » be hungry Bo I'm going to send you to the Bridewell f wo day They will 5 a bath and a shave and clean up ye s. They will you can eat bring back here, and I ; will send you to & man wh to give a job. You must work hard and make good won't have to # et nuts to live. ee a This was the sentence prop tun Judge Sabath of Shicago a few days ago upon Louis Ba whe , steal a two dozen doughnuts from a bt Bailey was eating the doughbnu avenous b ested He Was a young chap, down on due « The adee Was human enough to probe he ¢ offense, and the pentence seems practical, humane and tntelligent The normal man prefers to carn his bread rat . a dae Rabath knows this, but every wielder of justice not. Judge Sabath’s e is the kind the try 1 e, seasoned ne only with merey, but © « « . t ad ding of cause and effect Which Way? if you are a republi would you like to be able to say, at the polls, whom you want as the republican candidate for the p nC whether Taft, or Rooseve or la Jette, inw 4 of having th n 4 Gidate named for you by the bosses? If a democrat, would | y you like the same opportunity to choose among Wilson, Harmon, Clark | Or any one else? Voters in Oregon w ¢ fe ene be —_— a yacht, doesn't he? A revenue cut “He Yacht? owns He clips he coupons She will be 1 marry Thought omen? 1 don't a clever didn't ” but woman whe 1 wi does TOUCHING THE SPOT Ade departir tf the le Bondon ce ters besetting at a re George supper to ebrity hit « weakness with nea ail away aid he assur that Ame ef you, b he highly « Ade ance om thinks highly highly ¢ of press eo thinks my think highly thinks than you do ye SUTTER STREET, FOR IN STANCE Briggs em men e¢ ry id be \ the jaws of the pr Wikgs—The torle shark 1 along the packed betwee forte shark the preh have been | and ¥ De ent jaws of st eet car.—Cleve air A SIMPLE SYSTEM é of the features of Oregon's popular fo Neb aska | ; has lately adopted the same law; all t to. Ex} pécially would the Southern states benefit by this provision would | @nable the self-respecting voters of the South to destroy forever those | 4 agencies which have been a scandal ever since reconstruction days, E @nd which Mr. Taft is now using t #b his renomination—the | republican federal machines.—-Editoria Collier's for May 13, How did Br come Be - ~ highly esteemed ax a wenther | Prophet? Bs By bis optimism. When there is % Intolerable a drought he keeps predicting rain and when it's raining he says it We are about to state a fact. Many readers may mistake it for! going to clear off q & joke. If, however, they will look upon page 686 of the Congressional Record they will realize that, preposterous as it ix, it is literally true. WHY THE SHOCK 3 A certain senator has be: at on the owing committees, among allest bird cannot light 4 others } are tree withow Agriculture and forestry shock to its most dis Mines and mining 3 every mind te at times Conservation and natural r ar ee Wee tal Public lands. You ask who that senator is of Colorado. Editorial in Collier's fe Simon Guggenheim Observations NATIONAL theatre, to cost 500,006, ia building in © City. It is of concrete and marbl PROF. SVANTE AUGUST ARRHENIUS of Sweden says Mare le not inhabited. Skygack knows better | TODAY'S Sow 0 SOME folks have an idea that when t go to New York for aj} visit extra lights are burned on Broadway A HINT to speculators: Michael Helter, once a rich broker, died while washing dishes in a Chicago restaurant WHO is left to identify him? T. M. Scott of St. Joseph, Mo. not fies Philadelphia police that he Charlie Ross, kidnaped in 1874 rt ee HARVARD has a number of gilded youths who spend from $5,000 to 930,000 a year in college living. selves, by the way. ae” Poe | THEATRES, golf links, decks enclosed in glass, and all the other comforts of home, are found in the latest transatlantic iiners, What the use of going to sea, then? OR. C. W. MOOTS of Toledo says thin women should be operated} On because they need their alimentary renovated. Or because the doc tors need their ¢ ment augmented | a WHO finally pays the $160,000 it costs a lumber syndicate over” a Lorimer who will vote for high tariff on lamb: The fo } Hahaha! ‘Nother joke on the American house-bullder tis 36d hone aniline da ker twies q ° bd o @ week for 4 year or so, but had not ‘4 ARCHAELOGISTS, if a who looted mosque Omar at Jerusalem | Proposed Bensle he said, an x and got away with Solomon's sword, crown and ring, would probably| they were taking a moonlight strot! - like J. P. Morgan's address, Pierp now being engaged in cornering |“!--¢r—am going to ask you an im antiquities, | portant question.” “Ob, Fred!” abe o © ‘“ | exclaimed x © sudde Why 1 What [ want to ask,” he EDGAR ALLAN POE, in an autograph letter just discovered, in-| interrupted what date have you dignantly denies that he got drunk “except when excited.” He doesn't}and your mother decided upon fe fay how often that was, Anyhow, the letter sold for $1,700, but that| our wedding didn't do Edgar any good. a ee | THE GREATEST LOSS. THAT Utah man who hanged himself because his daughter had| Agitated Little Boy to Mra married a poet has our sympthy, but we'll withhold our full endorse-|Marsh—Billie Marsh's new tin ment till we know more about Utah poet We've seen one sample,| whistle is all broke however, who would fully justify hanging Mother—How did it happen? e oe | Agitated Little Boy—Billy was 3% FUNNY to see Mr. Taft's pet measure, reciprocity, supported by [Blevins =m 2 igre ree hae Pe 4 practically all the democrats of the house and opposed by all the re-|"°™* OV? ! A. Fin, Lah f publicans, but {t's a fair demonstration of the scrambled condition of THE R politics generally, AND IT IS NOT A BAD THING, , eee a a 6 The Major—What's this 1 hear ’ David, about your nearly saving i SAMUEL GOMPERS denounces the new labor efficiency measure|a man from drowning? 5) va in these words: “It. would make more money for manufacturers, and| David—I did save ‘im from Mt would also kill more workmen. It {* certain that a man cannot work|drownin’, only the life buoy ‘it ‘im under a speeding up system anything like as jong a# he can under normal|on the ‘ead and killed ‘im.—-London conditions.” If the benefits of the new method are to go exclusively to| Tatler employers, Gompers is certainly right 7 PY Business Bringers. Star classified ads. sell real estate, etc. Buy or They didn’t make the money them-| AVIATOR'S CONVENIENCES. And when you fly over Pitts rg you carry a broom to sweep ¢ amoke away?” interrogated the thing the — aylator laughed Do you earry a broom when yc fly over London No; I car an ax,”"—Judg THE DIFFERENCE Why Is the bridegroom more ex pensive than the bride Because the bride given away, wsually is always while the bridegroom Judge JOKE IN BLACK AND WHITE co as LIKE THE MOON. “He's a star after dinner speak er, isn’t he “A star? He's a moon “How?” “The fuller the brighter.”—-Tole | He—Nn hat you've 1 join the army and go Mexico She-—And get s#hc He—Kither that, or I ‘out now and get half she STAR—MONDAY, MAY Ab!” sighs the ed as the taxicab rolls smoot! swiftly on {ts way. “If we * mix ride on th forever togethe fused me,| Would It not seein heaven | “It mnight be very nice ain eee eee ee ee THE POINT OF VIEW . * You have such strange * A CLEVER RUSE * your town er heal e thin @ titled Be shma Ww * be ou * 7 Khkeeg * * i 1 iene * he * iv @ the eem stra * « * to Eng A wid the An * w e with th & thoughtf Ix ein LA er * don a he * Y € « * ‘Oh, t led the I wu when y * © sper {my time at Ch *w oO dd @ Norton and on I've a p * abe be e ® Pokew he Hike i & Detroit New RRR ee THE FARMER'S VIEW OTHERS HAVE DONE THE SAME = Farmer Silow- Do you altern Taken ‘em off yet F eros Free f THE FINIGHING TOUCH VERY PREVALENT Cromsk ' ore q Grinae—A t bung {t ¢ ' Ke ed by a har ake 8. wag "per ber ‘ Boston Tra y Judge's I | CITING AN EXCEPTION GETTING BACK | | | | “Time is money, you know | But 1 don't know anything of the kind. 7 young Dinks, whe has plenty of time on his hands,| Bosh—You want a monopoly and not a cent in his pockets the busines do yout NOT AT HIS BEST & few minvies ahe learned ail 1 was surprised,” eaid the Rev, ¥&# ® &irl and she bad sent hi Mr. Goodman ster oO re od Hardeane 1 usually But Henery gives do. Il was * hed m inet “Oe BABEL | Sunday — TRUE TO HER NATURE ie—eincs Tar yeu Ti ' William wa lying On hin bed, one thought face downward, sobbing desolately Bhe—Well, that’s one more Hie ook bim her arms, yo had w nh we met Ph the eight year bim. Inj phia In MAN TRAVELS IN BOX BY EXPRESS FORT WORTH, 1 x money to pay his assenger fare from Lawrence, Kas., his home, to Galveston, from which place he in tended to ship or a steamer to Vera Cruz, Meyer sent himself by exp Labeled “Talk ing Machine,” ata with some | of water stowe out on bh ange voyaue, with |trunks and express |packages for éling compantor In the door of the box he bad a pro tected opening through which air could be drawn But unluckily his water bottle broke, and as he was sneaking out to get & drink from the express mes senger’s water cooler the mes ger saw him the rest of the |Journey was made jin the po de partment's man,” Paint Paper C Federal SPECIAL “Woodinette’s” Latest Novelty Mottos. We have a big new stock of | CHI-NAMEL And everything else that goes an on with « brush | and Wali | 1406 4th, Dingonally Opp. in od | CONSIGNED AS TALKING MACHINE May 12-—-Banks A 1a is. Without sufftete his way over Pull Meyer and a drawing of the box in which he made his unique trip of 500 miles | . an, curt and remake MODEL MILLINERY CO 027 People’s Bank Big aya free; strletly private ery dey and event # angembiien, W Laden Main 391 ‘| Just Happened to Start,” Says “Silent Paul, $5,000 Kid Pitching Wonder, Telling His Story ust happened to « je fre 1 h ’ | han a " at $5 pp elne 1 the He a t Pa | him et é , : . re ‘ Pa wa of} re are as \ t of abe a few! Cohn ffer, he 4 4 with thi fathe en ' pare t 7 SILENT PAUL STRAND. a tee Past Kid, and b ay capture t ew © bie D the big leagues. Who knows? 5 ryt are t Paul is silent t catia sen ere" BUSINESS GOOD tF ot « b 8 AT THE BARKER WALL PAPER Retailed at Wholesale Prices DAHLEM & BARRY 1508 3rd, near Pike AMUSEMENTS PANTAGES THEATRE | “Unequaled Vaudeville.” | avenue ‘ { present ‘& Tall 4 Marte «mG Acts | August Today Vaudevitte You Talk Since then t increase in 2:90 r siness of cent, which ii a ver showing = rT see dae te MOORE THEATRE TONIGHT ‘ over aK fitting OLGA NETHERSOL h and tasty f shings iebier & Co Manag have within the las days added | ~The tedemption of Breive vacdeay® a new auto ‘bus, tc ble them to By Henri operly handle the increased tran rices—Eve ° +168 sient trade of the summer months. Best Modern msi cee the Mat Wea Dentistry ois THEATRE | All Operations P nit es ide eptiones, Ma: Ina ‘The New Prices: ie, 2 All this week THELMA® Matinees—Sun, Tues, Wed Next Week. “At Cripple Cree! Hoth Phones 5100 Advanced Vouderitie 4 and Madiv« 2 co. reat Bie Act MASTER GARRIEL CONSULTATION AND EXAMINATION Full Set of Teeth ..&: 22k Gold Crowns & Bridgework 83. ed AJESTIC » VAUOE 4) and Up to $5.00 0 to $5.00 nesdayt |Gold Fillings $1.00 Up Sevemmaionn. Musie tn jMonor of |Sitver Fillings (the best) Norway's Nat Day Porcelain Crowns (best) A Dollar Show and 26e. Now | fe WA Terms to Suit ork done by expert denial oper- Lady attendant The Best Dentistry that yon can “Debate on. Socialism Any The Bank for °° isterine reopte. ——— ea \ 5 Dentists | b bune | _ | ; avings Flectro Dental Parlors Cor. Third Av and Pike St. Cor. First Av. and Pike | Opposite Public Market ae a emis i |ANGELES CAFE f wa Latest Moving Pictures n New Every Day The Egg Albumen FREE \ contained m Crescent REGULAR DINNER sustains the dough while Hf Served from 11 a. m. to 8 p. m includl, poffee, a 1 beer cooking and prevents | Sai? “it er Mina din falling. 25c an aes idy * Vocal and Instrumental Muste an § Full Pound 25¢ Afternoons and venings Why Cook at Home? Crescent Coffees, enjoy a well de Mapleine, Splees, Flavoring Extracts, Etc., rved reputation, Gre where sell (hem. CRESCENT MFG. CO., SEATTLE Star “Want” Ads Are Business Bringers