The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 11, 1911, Page 4

Nitiber of United Brow. Published The Appeal to Force _ THE SEATTLE STAR ‘|Star Dust} Vineyard! destroy wine In burn tobacco war - - houses in Kentucky, fishermen throw overboard thetr catch in Califor: | WHERE IGNORANCE 18 BLISS. Ria, farmers refuse to raise bre corn ta Tite workmen, go on He sald he could teach me to Strike and hold up the bread supply of New York, traffice in Pennsyl|awim in lessons . Vania and building erations on th Rea coa all to enforce Are you going beg bim # their demands upon the other fellow I should say not wt of my 2 What does it mean? summer-vacation fun ts learning to For one thing, that Industry the world ove 1 in the barbaric | #wim,.”—Detrolt Free Press, < >» end to be stage, and that people who can read and write, afd who pretend a civilized, still respond to the savage instinct, and go to fighting when _ THR REAL REASON | ‘ net they haven't " The man who sella you gold ogee bog raat ee 2 ¢ society are in process of recon-|Dricks doesn’t do tt because he's ye he why ae neon se " a glacial }#0 Smart, but because you're such | struction, and that tt ter of a century will see @ glacial /80 Smart ee Prees @rift toward better cc 28 of living for—well, just folks, | cian ik z BY MAIL. Fs : a “I wish Fritz would write bis Done While You Wait & gures plainer. 1 can't possibly t They changed their constitution In 15 minutes, more or tell from his or whether it ts H @ certain great patio: reducing power of th upper hor one thousand or ten th and » the life of|kisses that he sends mere shadow of s former dim and cutting down the If t) & ress from seven to fiv the latter a change frou the | Fitegende Blactter 3 act of 1715 7 - & “Was that in the United Sta you ask, Ob, no, gentle THE WHOLE MACHINE ' Tt was in a co y that dares to take the dead hand off the it t motor ar & its people and go forward und iston of the live bh wenty m this house i today, with real red blood coursing U gh ite pu was tn ¢ | aay - me ie i one David Lioyd-George, other known as the British en ‘act could hear en mip F cee ene Davie stung oan — }utes before it got here and I could ; " smell! it ten minutes after it pass f od ‘oledo Btade i Hints for Jersey Justice "Toledo Mts } New Jersey has been trying to get several Chicago gentlemen of UP AGAINST [T. g Bigh financial eminence, though smelling of the stockyards, into ber) «1 the dayn of the ancient Jerisdiction for many weary months, but without success, Fact '8,)¢rama,” said the pedantic person & She is trying to try them for crimes against society and the state. performances were given in the | ie Permit us to suggest that she charge them with being members| open air | of a labor union, then sneak into Chicago late some Saturday after | “what a discouragement that | oes and—kidnap ‘em! They may squirm, but what's squirming when| must have een,” replied Miss you have your man by the nape of the neck and the seat of the panta-|Cayenne, “to the man who insist _ loons? on going out of the theatre to get Territory They’re After President Taft is dead right in saying that the people States are not after any more foreign territory All the territory they're atier is domestic—that wh Recovery of this territory by war might be compa But we've got to get it back through laws and courts. mighty tough job. Own tooth than to yank one out of another fellow. Observations also from Indiana, had a boom once, too. °o oo © TEXAS pony, sold in Louisiana, stayed homesick 1 finally found his way back 500 miles to see the folks. ae eS could ever speak Welsh. And he had a tussle to make it. eo; & Yo TO'GET a drink in Kansas hotels, lay half a dollar or then go down stairs and wink at the porter. This “save your life” some day. o © o CLEMENT TOBACCO, San Jose, Cal, man, was mi Mountain lion and shot dead by a friend. the deadliest thing a feliow can have. 6. 3 LA FOLLETTE’S presidential boom will be Subscription. If you want him, you should “put up.” else to do it except a lot of fellows like you eS Saved at a cost of 2 cents in two minutes, if properly © time of birth. We're finding out things right along oe @ot away from them by power trusts and land and franchise It's @ great deal harder for a fellow EVEN John Kern of Indiana has a boom for president. NEW Prince of Wales, son of King George, is the first one who informatior Mistaken friends are about one vegeta financed There is no on TT 18 said that 25 per cent of the blind could have bad their sight a breath of fresh alr! ton Star GETTING IT IN THE NECK. Washing: | of the United ich has be grab ratively easy and it is @ to pull his Fairbanks, 2 years, and a the dresser, | may} “T must Insist wpon having at tenst| je with my dinner, Mra istaken for a | De Hash | “Mary. pass borseradish. a OLD PREJUDICE Mr. De Hoard ~ by popular reated at the ° LESS LONELY LEAGUE is the name of a new organization in| New York. They have discovered that there is no loneliness like that which engulfs one in a great city. The more people, the less friends || CANTHROX MAKES | | In a very intereati |The Care of the Hal |timore Herald, Mrs. les, says: “Of all jhave probably tried ‘find only one that satisfaction. That | plain canthrox in a c ; ter. | “This shampoo ts and will be apprecia’ | woman | The lather is abundi easily and dries | ple and easy. ‘anthrox improves the hair leaves and perfectly clean. sealp irritation disap; See Motion Pictures on the Radium Screen Protects yo Prevents Nght from Mected to y Causes figu tures to gram. Ours is the dium Northwest. “The House | BEAUTIFUL HAIR | the noted authority on beanty top- | preparations on the market—and I | made by dissolving a teaspoonful of who washes her own hair. dirt and dandruff perfectly, | quickly: | the process of shampooing very simi ately after its use."—Advt. stand perfectly true to life. Adda greatly to en- Joyment of the pro- Screen in New Program To- morrow. Admission 5c. NATIONAL THEATRE 315 Pike Street Radium Screen.” ing article on ir” in the Bal Mae Martyn. the shampoo every one—I/ gives perfect shampoo is First Bird—What, back again? 1} thought you had a job an one of! those educated songbirds that sing | popular aire? Second Bird-—-So fT did, but the people next door thought I was a phonograph and started throwing | things; 0 I quit my job. | OLE’S FAITH. Among the recent patrona of the healing waters of Hunter's Hot) Springs, Montana, was a Swede named Oleson, who was covered with boils from head to foot. “Well, Ole,” inquired « solicitous | acquaintance, “do you think you're going to die?” “I tank so,” replied Ole, sophically. “I tank I bane to God in leetle pleces. cott’s, up of hot wa- inexpensive} ted by every! ele * rinses ~-making ant, the luster of} it fluffy, soft} Dandruff and| pear immedi philo goin’ Lippin UNEXPECTED. Plato Weetz (at cheap lunch} counter)—Do you come here often?) Cutter Pye—Same as you do— when I think f'm not going to meet anybody I know.—Chicago Tribune ur eyes y ore S.) THE LITTLE BROTHER AGAIN. so Modest Sultor—I am going to mar. ry your sister, Jimmy, but ] know Tam not good enough for her. Candid Little Brother—That's what Sis says, but ma’s been tell ing her she can't do any better.— Baltimore Amerian. res in ple- out THE FEMININE COMEBACK. Mabel—That story you juat told is} about fifty years old. Mande—And you haven't ten in al} that time. ¢ only Ra- the forgot Toledo Blade. A MATTER OF FORM. Gladys—Does Fat Emma wear a corset? Nancy—It would be better to call it a walst basket.—Princeton Tiger DRESSING NOT ON. Entering the kitchen, the woman said to her new servant “Mary, did you put the dressing on the salad? No, mum,” replied the girl; still in th’ nude, mum.” of the “it's Freckles “Simple 0 & big new stock of | » CHI-NAMEL And everything else that goes on with @ brush int and Wall aper Co. (4 1408 Ath, Diagowatly Opp. P.-1. apptl disap able, for whe the freckle ing, and tb ounce is for the at mually all that the double under ag F? th Remedy From Bartell Drug Co. Removed Them,” Says Society “The best skin special nothing would remove t ar entirely ‘by have begun to fade. An the Hartel! Drug Co, for hi oney back if It Jon. Siti eae call segs He—Dearie, can't we two be hap py on thé salary I earn? She—No, Willy; on what spend. Gone we Queer Items. Lady. Cincinnati judge rules that the te told me that ¥ freckios and to my grave,” household Jersey City woman gets damages from street car company because accident gave her hiccoughs. — | Man named A. Lemon has name changed to baffle lowbrow | humorists. New York doctor charges Coney Island side shows shock children| into stuttering. | Los Angeles judge objects to} y remarke is needed, even a8 this ie noid mother {a the official spanker of the |? poker being called the great “Amer- lean” game. BROTHER'S BRIGHT PROSPECTS, A group of little girln we cussing the merits of the bables in thety families, and each was striv ing to outdo the others In reciting the virtuos and achievements of the home infant My little sister is only seven monthe old, and she has three ut brother t» only alx months old, and he has four, boasted a second ‘My little brother hasn't any yet,” ventured a third, “but when his do come they're golng to be gold ones,"—Lippineott’s JOSH WISE SAYS: “When th’ wom. an in th’ automo bile accident with yo ain't yer wife, th" papers cali it a ‘joy ride!” IT STIMULATES RECOVERY. “What's the difference between a hospital and a sanatorium? wat twenty At a week.” Kansas A DEAD GIVEAWAY Maud—Did the bride's sive away? Tam—1 should say all through the ceremony tlekled to deat Blue father be he did. Why, be looked Bull SELFISH BOY. She—I t you'll keep our en nag ° He—Yes, and ft also hope to keep you all to myself, now, foo. HAD EARNED SOMETHING eee al Lady Customer pay roll? Store Manager—I jerstand, madam. Lady Customer on the pay roll, | ought to be; beon “waiting on” that clerk for an hour A STORM SIGNAL. Por the firat time in bis life he was braving the perils of the sea, Am I on your er—I don't un Well, if 'm not I've under the heavy handicap of bigh-| strung nerves and a weak stom The old stagers in the smoking room held him spellbound with soulatirring stories of shipwreck and hurricane, Suddenly a sailor dropped a heavy block upon the deck “What's that?” he cried, paling “The barometer,” answered a} wag. “Lord help us!” he moaned, he staggered away to his Lippincott’s. Poets lone half the praise they should have got Could ft be known what they dis creetly blot Waller Mother—Hazel stop lacing. ¥ idea what folly it is. Hazel — Yeu but remember, mother, a lot of older women are taken in by it—-Cornell Widow I wish you would na girla have no NOT $0 LONESOME. “Yes, | had ten children, They all grew up and marricd off." “I suppose It is lonesome now a home?" “Oh, no. Every once in a while one of them gets a divorce and wanders back."——Loulsville er-Journal. ‘Human Fat Reduces should be thinking of removing that] lrageing 4 faine fiewh, is ver simple If you know how to do it. Mar ola Tablets, expe ally mix with the digest that They tak meal aa it should b: in yourself. and wom They are store, oF yor 463 Farmer e inolone the price of « they will send same STAR—THURSDAY, MAY 1 (imoPwitys asking for dried apples dirt on Do you ever take a Very seldom, sir, but we t EXPLAINED Ba Couri-| 191t. | NOT DEAD Yer, Ijittte Clara, aged three, wan al Her ot might lead boy who had Town mother, fearing this ¢ to harm, told her of 1 eaten dried apples. which swelled in his stomach and caused his} ers Known death. Clara was mueh impreased . but the temptation was 6 Did Our one day, when jioner. for a time, volce camo man has been through triumphantly from the room where a . | | the string of apples hung Muy maze of ratiroad work from | ver, E ain't dead yet."-—Lippin-|sweeping the office floor to man jeotts aging one of the big departments, - you can safely bet that he did not THAT BOY! ~ spend his time in the corner The mother heard a great com-| a * , motion, a8 of cyclones mixed up meg a er F aube'e at - | with battering-rams, and she hu Aeon Nem mw gheahevirgy! tates wg 7 vingvame, and That man had to get down to ried upstairs to dincover what wa the matter. There she found Tom-|>Fae# tacks and real work. Whei mie aitting in the middle of th } floor with @ broad amile on his a pee po dee Ms face. ; ne we ‘ . é ly, “I've locked Grandpa and Unele . ee George in the cupboard, aud when i. one oe “oe ip wey? rt ws et am BO'M6 lning first by helping to make Dun Lin a barton, in old Scatland o'er the eacameetsii | as, become famous as his birth } THE EASIEST WAY. |place as well as Harry Lauder’s | Jand Sheriff Hodge's SP that Burns eloped! When he was about 20, after he j with ‘ worked a bit in a railroad office | “Yos, that's what he did. , [back at home with the late Robert , Well, thae surely is a hot one! |Dudgeon, the station master at the tow did he do it? |King at. depot, he came to Amer The natural way—down the fire i tak eee tee DAVID McKENZIE, escape / South Dakota, and the xt year! four years in the rolling mili bust his father and mother came out.| ness with hia unele. } A GOOD REASON, Young MeKenzie then went He was on his way back ¢ }_ Lula was watehing her mother| Youngstown, Obio, and spent « South Dakota, to visit bis parent working among the flowers, “Mam-| ———___ waves it ma, | know why flowers grow,” she sald ant to get out of the! $25 | always Perey Weevil—Did you notice the melancholy sound this blade of grass makes when it swishes tn the} wind? Garden Pest-—-Ob, that's jost be-| cause it's blue grass } HER WAY. \ | “How long do you boil teat” | “Well, ma‘dm,” said the girl.) j t's matter of taste, ain't it? [Some folks biles ft longer, an some shorter.” | | “But you do boll it?” 1 *"Cert'n'y, ma'am, | biles it, Pus-|) == sunly, I always thought dat two/ hours was long ‘nough to bile any tea y kin git de stren'th outer} jany kind of tea in dat time.”-—Lip pincott's. Kaward Cudahy, who gained fame | by being kidnaped, has reached an/ jage at which he has Just been mar-| Harry Lauder and Oth- For Just Two Days We'll Sell Suits and Coats $10 TRIMMED HATS $5 LADIES’ SAMPLE SUIT SHOP 500 ARCADE BUILDING Hoot Mon, Here’s David McKenzie--Ye Mind Him, From Auld Dunbarton- |He Came From the Same Bob Hodge, y - to Fame, County Com- make @ noise tke none has kept at} -00 to $35.00 AT THIS SMALL PRICE 917.99 Her Secor s another proof for you that ds andising the w The Eastern manufac turers are through with even their very latest Spring models hey so p 1 priced have sent them to us, that will find Suits and Coats here the you that touch double money couldn't in any Street-Level Store in town Some are navy blue serge, plain tailored, just what you have been looking for. We have some real small sizes—13, 15, 16—for girls or small women. ALTERATIONS FREE This saves you still another $3.00 to $5.00. We guarantee that every garment bought here will fit abso- lutely right. You'll find every fitter here an expert tailor. If not satisfied Your Money Back. TAKE ELEVATOR ve ‘an he do it? “Of Corsican.” CHASING THE CAR. “Happine declared the phil osopher, “ia the pursuit of some-| «san works from thing, not in the catching of it.” “Have you ever,” interrupted the plain citizen, “chase owl car jon a rainy night?”"—Toledo Blade Any woman wh brings up a famil | patience the dail fache, pains about It is no the regiot domen is the kidneys get of the CUT PRICES We make the same gold plate for $12.00 that. other dentists charge $15.00 for. headache, oo|down pain, dlaay ffloe will good work boost and quent, or seanty, water, And the ing makes you d ful and nervous, i without charge to methods thorough, PAINLESS We want your business, Our our and dontiate prices are low enough for anybody nin dentistry PAINLESS DENTISTS of the People’s of Second Avenue | work in the bent kne muaranteed 0, ‘ALBAN On the second fh Kank Building, corn and Pike Street Oppoatte the Hon Ma gail & Houthwick's walk up, a MacDow ‘Take elevator, or |ried. But the cer |performed by Evangelist | | Crowe ah dibs if) Gast 414, e MADISON A marquis is going to try to fiy|[| Cedar 414, i n & }from France to Corsica. Some win-| sa baaee strel show will soon spring this one: {ff Vans are waterproot, dust proof, all padded tmaide; furniture is as sate as in THE PAINS THAT RAC But woman's work is ne a rennenpntinnnantenrgprmnentaoenias fa - of the old rhyme—and how much harder {t ts when not in perfect | | health. | Many a wife endures with noble she doesn't know what is vis, blue, nervous s nary disorders, ¢ TAS} | tne matter. true that ev “female troubl flamed there is constant backache, urinary other queer pains which are easily h are due to the swollen, sick | est Amaigam Billing e}mistaken for sex Boat Set of Teeth in the Wor kidneys. You can tell trouble if the secretions are dark colored and contain sediment lke brick dust, if passages are too fre- pur own home, Get Bekins to move you rise to to Sick, Weak Kidneys 0 keeps house and y knows the truth y misery of back- the hips and pel spells, and uri xpecting no relief, ry pain in hips and lower ab- When congested and In- spells, bearing disorders and ailments, but that it is kidney or scald like hot urie acid poison- ull and tired, fret- It brings ‘dizzy Wrote Up in The Star Jinnoapolis “Hoot, Mon!” He Says mon!” exclaimed in the same tone as my, “Look who's Dudg n at Minneapolis Junet the wanted bis townsman to job ander bim A bonnie @ omined he was And as cashier and clerk, with a or more duti« t perfor Dudgeon and McKenzie had take care of the entire offi After a whi he was p 1 to be tra ug auditor ' and ter was made head t fre department at & t tayed with this job for | ye h 1 |position as general ag f | Pacific Const Co. at Seattle 1 }he went business f ft jas manager of the Indep " Iphalt P ‘ow fold Scot to bring bu comunbsni I have never been in polities } bef he sa And he doesn't re to play politics now, Show you, There's no logrotiing wi MeKenzle, no trading votes, | [strictly bustir It’s babit with him. Sewing Machines REDUCED TO $27.50 B. D. Voris Pioneer Dealer in White Sewing Machines 1105 Third Ave. SEATTLE Phones Ind., 594; Sunset, Main 705 Sewing Machines for Rent. If You Are Wise To Your Own Interests You will buy as long as your money lasts while Spinning’s New Store Introductory Sale is in force. See dally ada; see win dows and visit the store for bargatps galore . rling Old Copper c 13c Beater $6.00 50-ft length ply Royal Gar fine” $4.00 length Ideal Wound Wire Protected Garden 5 00 ' 5,50 “JOURS YOR BANGAINN inning’s in Store yan 1 FOURTH AVR. Hose ; length 7-ply Hose . EVERETT-SEATTLE \INTERURBAN RAILWAY SEATTLE TO EVERETT—Piret train €:20 & m, (except Sunday) and hourly cP TRACTION co. SH-EVERETT INTERURBAN i NS LEAVE EVERETT—6:07, 7:2 WOT6, 13-00 a ms 4:90, 848, 408, ve "SNOHOMISH — 6:48, 2206, 3:28, 4246, interurban TRICK & MURRAY Office and Factory 72 Columbia St. ‘Star “Want” Ads Are. __ Business Bringers 4 K A WOMAN’S BACK Are Warnings That Point! *?e!!s. rheumatic pains, neural sick headache and weak ae Doan's Kidney Pills have brought sound backs and new life and strength to thousands of suffering women. This remedy is made of pure medicines, contains no poison. ous or narcotic drugs, nothing that would cause a habit. It cures back- he, kidney and bladder troubles. also bedwetting of children. * Seattle Testimony. Mrs. F. H. Morell, 518 Mrs. F i Morell, 618 Marion st, Kidney complaint and backache bothered me all my life and I had Such severe attacks at times that I was practically helpless. ‘The pain through the kidneys and loins were Almost unbearable. I had head aches and dizay spells, and on aris- ing in tho morning was so dizzy that I dared not walk across the floor. Learning about Doan’s Kid- ney Pills, T began thelr use. Be. fore long I was entirely relieved.” (Statement given Dec. 17, 1907.) REINDORSEMENT. Fy -|..Mrs. Morell was intervi can't bend over") march’ i, 1910, and she wala “I have been in 1907." good health since GP DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS Sold hy all dealers. Price So cents, Foster-Mitaurn Co, Buffalo, N.Y. Proprietor: Pri WNY., tors i