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A bald head ts an sickness, if the first sym . inftiction, ar A standing Ww u fo not bia peglected, Surf nis suffertn will h , it | A TELESCOPIC TANGLE ‘ane bow tom wilt bes 4 grow | MISUNDERSTOOD. | A ruralite apy ed the ¢ a! oon if vel y e i, w r ut ahe wai < with |... Vnew 1 went out into the 2 ” ee re xilable, natural f the ea aq a a follow's wife, |b and I refused ] 7 7 with The evi That's t it | bi , sy goul men Who bad. both | air Wed the sk . e very bad m ho had ne | TAKING NO CHANCE | : . NEW YORK CITY chambe resigna because of one of those | asked “pelle age “ FB oe PILLS ANti-Ballinger “most wicked conspiracies,” got up by the newspapers were ming . , } and acted on favorably by the oe jury t he but that : ‘ 1 : ‘ : sane wzht to be on hand in eve me 7 ein tet, eee ea ! Sammie hi BP py | rendy for soe ot fiest sign of Woubl Conquest of the ‘Swamp fash vay eruicly bar ein ome be ms | is; fasone taalty ‘somedy hs TAKINK A CHANCE |where we will t 2 a roved in years and years of trial, its Uncle Sam is never so ins t —_ “ . ' cathe an a ; ¥ th ‘ Ad wer to correct phywical trouble and five mood. Then w« “Ringe t to mearey Mies ean |dudion My wife's ¢ . f t t ward off dis hands, and m a smi oo Dp Fr was , Try fos Midst of plenty A 2 nA WELL, HAROLY. ‘ tlh tin al PAS His late for a lot so ll FOREWARNED. t actre x have I of them, too ) ; mm Wet €o' wen Ghanme fer yous wat " ng and north and des . I have ¢ fi a r is now m took a fi ink I He ten OUR TABLOID : par ‘ Relieve go — CARTOON TODAY 1 might LOLITA ROBERTSON, feed over F | Wido ay Off th he’ . an awful bi for doing thing: Ask Max. He 4 that he | Observations with belated directions, 10s. and 250: PARIS is now wearing jeweled ank But then, Paris would Wear any old thing. o © @ JAPAN has rented the old American embassy at Berlin and will |] eatertain xorgeously PAINLESS = DENTISTRY Cut Prices o © @ SENATOR GUGGENHEIM is disappointed by the extra session, which spoils his summer trip abroad. Go anyhow, Simon! a, means that a lot of Chinese want pub’ How things do move. THAT © to turn their THE REAL cLouo RipeR, | “> CARTER HARRISON and Hearst booms are said to have suf 2 ‘ fared a head-on collision in Chicago. Even if completely wrecked, the damage was trifling. <6 <s d zay nod " $ te 8 T._R., they say, has definitely refused to run for president in “ . dace ror 9912. He may have his faults, but he knows a cyclone when it looks no HE SCOTCH IDEA Li Th . at dtiver Putin Slacer than a man’s hand, and is a year and a half away canny ook at ese Selling | poy ee. y $i io es One ie armacy Prices at Bet © World $10 1OWA girl allowed two lovesick swains to fight each other with o bl - + © kaives until one fell exhausted, then turned on her heel with the re-|Breathes there a man with 1 80] Wrigh Inde Painless Extracting Free Mark: “I don't want either of you. You are fools.” Why couldn't} dead asked the chemist we conte @he had said so at first and saved trouble? | Who never to himself haw » | OH, YES. FREQUENTLY. ° ° o }"l do not fear th’ alarm clock’s The course of true le dowen't waponded th #TF 1S said to be the disposition of New Oriea sooth,” sighed the} ® South to cive support to the exposition at San Dt and the whole| ring: always ran i of the |Last night 1 didn't wind the n Dlgger one at San Francisco. 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