The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 2, 1911, Page 4

a i E } THE Member ATT STAR ine Sine F SE LE i de biishing € Discipline Him! Discipline Him! abol take } at Very possibly B the house w r ‘ preme co’ \ y a deci or that cc to boo! ONE Van Broson and New York in a special oar has sore eyes. if it were a pet r One can cut off a rooster’s sore eyes a wite hing from Pa 5 tt are received adv d eat him THE « tha McNamara ved Shafroth and the Gamblers The b 38 n of Ce ado ¢ anded t ac r should be y i} k erty, allow Then He wrote a of the Rockle for nothing and then threw I a it the cons’ ion and the moral law, and it over veto, I to carry | | ness can't make Colorado, it is migh moe THAT democratic house doesn’t seem to pay any attention to the! notice served by the author of reciprocity that he cut the tariff cloth| Just as he wanted it sewed. j to court fellows Jackola because auling ed up that Dr MRS. 0. H. P. BELMONT ta admire her, eh? But the poetry he sent her maybe she hi The Case of “Andy” Toth for murder had beet Toth served 20 years of a life sentence Pa., and was then pardoned because it “Andy erside penitentiary covered that he was absolutely ix at “Andy” was happy. Why not? Good name and liberty were stored to him. Had he anything else to wish for? Yes, the r to five and the means of doing it. And it seems that society. which had/| taken this from him, failed to hand it back after 20 years in prison He did not know how to do any useful work. He was old, and « one wanted to hire bh He could fi way-of getting along © cept as a burden on his friends. T “1 will ask them to take me back to It {s the on home I've known for the best of my life tate owes me a debt. It ought to let me live out the rest of my years in prison | The state certainly owes “Andy oth some % It has destr a} the kernel of his life and left an empty shell. We would suggest a pension and plenty of loving care for p Andy” Toth. He has as/ g00d a claim upon the public as a billion dollar infant industry | ot " | “HOW do you take that old-fashioned spring medicine, sulphur and | molasses?” is a question in materia medica passed along to us to answer | by Cynthia Grey. But we don't take it, Cynthia. We chase our eldest boy! ground the barn four or five times, corner him in the hen house, and he! takes it. We don't take it, and never could PRESIDENT TAFT might as well He bh @ democratic house and a republican sena’ An Ad That Didn’t Pay For the purpose of advertising fishing rods, a shopkeeper hung a Jarge rod outside his shop, with an artificial fish at the end of it Late one night Perkins, who had been dining a bit too well, hap pened to see the fish. Going cautiously to the door, he knocked gently “Who's there?” demanded the shopkeeper “Sb-h! Don't make a noise come as quiet! Perkins. Thinking something serious was the matter Stole down stairs. “Now, what is it?” he inquired | “Hist!” admonished Perkins. “Pull in your line quick got @ bite!” — Metropolitan. y it right eut loud “on his hands.” as you can,” whi the man dressed and] GERMANY may have her faults, but she will enforce the law call ling for a full glass of beer and no froth, if she has to mobilize the army Observations TREND of foreign powers is toward dollar diplomacy, ‘We point with pride to little Philander Knox, et tis said. BEING that Uncle Sam's monetary commissic s costing him $200,-| 000 per year, it ought to send in a report to the effect that It can't re-| port, at least ew HOLLAND has cheekily raised her flag on Palmas island, one of our Philippines, but we won't fight her. There's nothing on Palmas that Morgan wants. hs, BARON DE CONSTANT, | rench eeman, suggests that disputes Somebody ought | comm yesterday between nations be settled by an umpire, a la basebal to tell the baron what was done to that umpire in T s. 2 «2 MAINE investigators have discovered that fs due to laziness of the fishermen, who make so much money “loaf around the house all day and don't do a doggone thing’ eters! that they! the lob- 65.07 se JOSEPH ROLPH, JR., is expected to beat the labor union candi date for m: r of San Francisco because he is a miliior e living of the slot.” along with lots of the common people man who can Successfully serve two masters has yet to be born. a Ge he QUERY: If $200 would induce a man to blow up a building and Murder innocent men and women, what would he charge fdr a “con fession” intended to blow up a labor union and murder a few,of its high officers? Ought to get at least $245.93, hadn't he? = r A new store has been opened in New York under the auspices of the Woman's Trade Union league and the National Consumers’ league ‘This store handles nothing but woman's garments that have been made| by anion labor, or if not, under wage and working conditions that have been approved by the Consumers’ league. It is called “THE LABEL SHOP.” Every garment sold by this store carries one or the other of the Tabels union panes The first label means that the garment in question has been made by union labor under the improved conditions demamded by the Inter national Ladies ‘union, The second means that the factory in which the garment in question was made has been inspected and approved by the Consumers’ Bue For the present this store handles only white goods, waists, drosens, Kimonos, petticoats, etc, but if the venture prove a success, cloaks sults and shoes will eventually be added to the stock » This is a rational move in the right direction If the won of this country would but lend general support to such an enterprise as the label shop, the sweatshop would soon pass from the land if they had but lent their support to such an end long ago! Then there would have been no Washington square holocaust— for then the Triangle wbirtwaist factory could not have been a fire- ‘and would not have served as a pyre for 142 working girls, he high price of lobsters |‘ body contains sulphur.” In what amount ‘Oh, in varying quantitie Well, that may account for jsome girls making better matches |than others."—Pittsburg Post NEEDS A LITTLE AID. | Father—isn't is about time, RRA RAR RRR * * * TODAY'S GOOD SHORT ONE. * * he Rey, Chat F. Aked * wat a dinne New Y * * pra he « ron who ® *w " t popu: * * “ * * A © peor . & sald I Aked, “wh m to® * ard did & * eI * * We le id * * to tt y, ‘wha you ® * going t when you grow ® * * * A Reginald & & answe Phere # * alway “1 dinners ® * when the pre come * * * TOP eee eee eee eee! CONSTANT STRAIN lid Allktn p t v i and a son i lege T rwork im THE NEW PERIL Mrs. Heavydebt—Horace, why 4o you always search the sky with your field glasses before you start |for the city? Me Heavydebt—Well, there might be some of those wretched aeroplane writ servers hovering about AN INTERESTING SHORT STORY w, J y aid ‘ t ate hich wa t oys all love ¢ Ha s Ba HE FORGOT THE PINK STUFF at “THEN IT HAPPENED” | Our Dally Discomth In the office had installed vice known as paper ent cutter. It was intended to It was a blade about ong and worked like a gull-| You cou cut “ ff with Kt, too, but that what it was for Weasley Stoogledish wa: and promising cler who k 1 with the paper mind did r fast s ¢ move very hat wa e fault not of his h which any rate W cut a ple ched under hand just with the wsley started and the ” paper and he ade with ot the handle of paper the th other (THE END.) SRR RR NEW NAME I hear ¢ Y kills mic they callett Lippincot robes germ Maga now * * . * 7 * ° * zine * * + eeeeee eee RRR SWEET THOUGHTS Miss Knox said, “I saw that new spring gown of hers and she really behaved as if was happy Well?” Miss A ied 1, it’s remarkable how happy people can be 1 r how Catholic d and mat Stan AN ECONOMIST. Y6u should ride “Can't afford it, prehensive “But it lite.” “Perhaps same for the Star a horse said the ap person will give you an appe will do the Washington But it horse THEY LIGHT QUICKLY. Now they claim that the human Madeline, that you were thinking of getting married? Daughter—Heavens — | haven't thought of anything else for two years.—Philadelphia Telegraph. STROLLERS COLUMN Stodgers went to a wedding. re ception and found himself crowded in a corner with a stout lady “Beastly crowd,” said Stodgers Wedding receptions are such a bore, I came only because I promised the bride. Nice little thing, Rather sweet but tiresome. Bridegroom looks like a fool. Don't know him, do you?” “Yes,” replied the stout lady; I'm his mother." “How unfortunate!” stammered Stodgers, with an attempt at a smile, “Of course, | must have him mixed with his youn; brother,” And then he struggled back through the crowd and went home. TAR THERE, PEOPLE mosT ABSURD, /prorie UNCIVILIZED GAS EVER ConCOCTED ST YEE MAAC HEAVEN, MY Witt 13 TOO SENSIBLE TO want One ! TURSDAY, MAY 2, 1911 ie tj WHY, EVERETT |MY wire y] REET ren « | oe = Me ? y fur. HER OCCUPATION What do you do to fill in the time whe y t nd vut nights so much? tm writing articles for a woma’ ue u * Keep H band at Home ADMITTED Yo husband appears i} Ye he is cred me PRACTICAL KNOWLEDGE by aah her if she knew vale of card 4 wh Ww ertainly; about a be a Ba re POSTPONING AN ISSU ir husband is perf willing f 4 to become uf Ye kine; “only } 1 2 al T won toik w 1 an “ tet ource ” ry a e and BY FRED Ongar, der odde ake to you Adolf ee ee ee * " MAKING LOVE TO HER. «# © 7 * ° Duke—They wanted to # me King of Hamburgia # me * ou Tedge—Wh. * didn’t you accept? * The Duke—The crown they # # had was a six and seven * cights and I wear six and a ® # quarter —Chicago * RRR OUR TABLOID CARTOON TODAY Nix! NOv witm THOSE 5 | Ace CURTAINS ~ The Child's Welfare exhibit opening next month In Chicago, Will inaugurate an energetic cam paign against kissing th baby Cuddling will still be allowed, but all osculation is tabo cially are fathers and grand exhorted to spare their kisses, as whiskers, mustach even the fashionable French kind-and unof fensive looking “stubbles” are de el d by health authoritie to be favorite haunts of disease-germ Her Claim. What is her claim to high so ciety? I understand she smokes two boxes of cigarettes a day.”—Detrolt Free Pr . BEING LATE 18 COSTLY “My wife always tears her hair whenever | come home late.” “Which makes you feel mean, eh" “Yes; and which also makes it necessary for me to buy more hair."—Washington Herald. THE FICKLE FAN BY TOM AKERS I saw him et the baseball game, The day our team lost out; His glance was like a flashing flame, His hectic brow suffused in shame, He swore the pitchers had gone lame, He “bawled” each er out by name And shook Wis head in doubt. Again I saw him at the game, The day the home club won; I could not think this fan same, Upon his brow no blush of shame, He made the other bugs feel tame He urged the players on to fame, And cheered each hard wou run. Osgar und Adolf SCHAEFFER com su ew York |preme court say The right of property re the commor Aw and not upon scientific specu jlations, not upon commendable im or yet tatos of natural wh by of th | Judge-n law and mo | HUMAN rights which DO rest upon | “commendable impulses of benevo- jlence” and on “chart and on | “dictates of natural justice. The appointment of the negro, m H. Lewis, as asstetant at eneral is bitterly resented by southern senator This is the | st social d ption. ever given negro by political preferment mation will be of a by ners who are constitutional owed to any course of action negro to as | pire to social equa | - A bet impression would have | been created by the democratic ma | Jority if they had accepted the sug gestion of Re ot who ¢ an amend ment to provide publicity for eam. paign expenses in case of primary campaigns for nominations, In the South the only campaign of import ance Is th primary campaign which who gets the democratic Publicity for the ex pénses of this campaign is just as important as publicity in the North tor votion campaign. The democratic measure for publicity of campaign expenses capnot be: re 1 as pat forward in good faith uatil it is amended in this respect I have ber of the Iinols, sayin lety letter wa field the day chosen senator na letter from a mem lature in Springfiel x that a special deliv received in Spring before Lorimer was stating that Presi |de@nt Taft would be very much [pleased to have Mr. Lorimer sent to the senate and that anybody ex cept Hopkitis would be acceptable it the natfonal administration There is no doubt that Mr. Aldrich could give valuable testimony on the subject of this special delivery letter, and there ts no doubt that a genuine investigation would secure the testimony of Mr. Aldrich. Of course it is impossible to forget that Mr. Aldrich denied having any di rect or Indirect interest in the Rub. ber Trust and that the records of the corporation subsequently show. ed that he held several hundred shares of stock. However, Mr, Al drich ought to be subpoenaed and given an opportunity to tell the truth or not, as he pleases. At a cost of two hundred thous: and dollars a year and upward the Monetary Commission has made n@® report. Senator aFollette ‘| thinks it is about time to abolish {t, Sincerely, @ATH. J} BAKING | other brand Jackson | “| Want a Home and a Chance to Know People; That’s Why I’m Staying Here,” Says Max Figman ux Figma t“The,; — Man on the Hox at Mary Jane th in runnt } t man di a ja Max ' not h F t ¢ 1 sifferenc iu > > what a tu ure ihe 1 © crowd ¢ ogate and M ‘ ied, « h and b 4 of ir m hotel to You can jt knew wha k was until eanon & Alcanar b We had r « 7 mnder the old starring ¢ many advantages of ars for stock companies with his leading lady —— -—— , m town , wh after a t ‘ y chance to use and Y the y “ f hes it up because I wanfed to 1 ni «ive stage folk C kee tars in different | w and esult is just what I|soclety crowd « pportunity to appear| brow element ma t ives the actor and ac-' it oles at short interv e verses pe we eee Things You Should co KNIGHT F S fer bassin, ton ona tantte Know | rue Wink HORIZON ae F. W. Stevenson & Co., brokers | Naivrious, bright tomorrow : . |Bailey Bidg., are advised Supreme , « 5 {Court deci likely Monday. B 4 . feo stocks on breaks That the Savoy Theatre is now howing tur er produced the best pl * “eV | | That the Stevens Cafe and | Marion, serves the best 25¢ lunch and dinner in the city | | That satisfaction is guaranteed to buyers of moderate priced at the Fashion, 910 Yesler A $40.00 SUIT FREE See Pinella, The Tailor. 705 First Av. finery | | | POWDER | The official-Government tests | show Royal Baking Powder to be |] an absolutely pure and healthful | cream of tartar baling pss Rig care should be taken | to prevent the substitution of any in its place, {| With no other agent can bis- HI cuit, cake and hot-breads be made Royal Baking Powder costs only a fair price sods dhesiarer ott toler ax tc cleat ata va i powder in the world. i sehen pine, chon beans STATE DENTAL WAR A ~ GOOD THING FOR | this dental fight i Tam now giving my personal attention AT THE OLD PIKE PLACE | Boware Dentists whe imitate my Bame, both in and out of Seattle. HERE FOODS ARE CHEAPER; FRESHER, TOO Public Beales in Market Office Delivery 10 Cents; Suburbs 20 Cents. Delivery Extended to Green Lake, Fremont and University Districts. { | Do You Need Dental Work? orfect set of artificial teeth, a gold porcelain crown, a gold a or porcelain bridge. } | charee eolded not to remain ate Dental Com 1 have Aentiat you care to @ REMEMBER, I am not Dr. J. Brown, {nor any other’ Brown, than just plain ie, Edwin J. over L. W. Suter's jewelry Store, 718 Birst avenue, Union offices have been lo- ‘Out this ad out and [aworb Toe wee Manning’s Coffee Store 1519 PIKE PLACE. 8, and Sundays who work. Read my Mid-Week Special | 5 “ | 150 Karly June Peas 100 25e Cremaple : 100 § cans Corn or Tomatoes. .28e A fine filler for cakes, frost- 16e Spanish Pimentos ‘10¢ ing, bon-bons and to make ma 40c quart jars Olives 25e ple syrup. STALLS 109-110 MAIN FLOOR +ees-ALSO 33-34 DOWNSTAIRS Cow Butter Store 183 fist and Pike Full Cream Cheese, 15c Hawaiian Pineapple, 2 cans for 25c Ladies Main 3911 Ind. 704