The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 13, 1911, Page 4

THE STAR—THURSDAY, APRIL 13, ivit. THE SEATTLE STAR Bread! B ! ! Star Dust HINTS TO HOUSEKEEPERS read! Bread! No More Stones ‘ A plate of frled ontons, botled cabbage und roquefort choow \ i any er the fe of unde —_—X—K—XK—“—XaX—Xn—sX—X!:_* r . ; " A ¢ od the °Y The Reason f Fra W A ' on at the « ay ‘ ed that im To dust sta Ave @ Cake of soap on the t p and some 5 a y dust the who | . | bright 2 ver hang 1 the paper exposed has f of admonition npon | « a thing pemes | < a an Econom ast windoW screens buy a bunch of pipe cleaners and run You h eal with it on lerly through mesh « n times or New York SE the ir cay! Ba gpd ~ eenge ook SOME SAYINGS OF IES > * . Be t as “Patric When Bu Field first went to Eng 4 wit was an de , agen Paul nad at mid known quantity to the Londone At yarty the subject Ms br a ayer | aching in America eame and Mr, Field was asked to tell some F 7 : thin tit, “I suppose It is not unusual to see one or more lynchings | a day,” remarked an k hman, “Not uncommon,” replied Field u ~ u “ tv ym earth, it 1 v 4 p . at Shaun a ii | ttle attention to b nee of that ct And you have send to | People tynched?* inquired a hysterical lady. “Many of them ee te es id ai red he he last lynching I witr me wa wat before I salle i No dar She'd be afrata 1¢| Was with dinner in a cafe in New York, The dictates that gove ents long established st in 1 he . | tasted tt, and then with one accord arose and strung the t that mank . | Ve 1 ix xactly have a par uff than t t b t f SPRPEEER ELIS VES STis he wa I was dow n the kitehen 8 , an to rig elve " F 1 Z ¥ “ Mor and R ha os,|* TODAY'S BEST STORY & Smith was in London and in a hurry. He ran to the curb, : duce sod * o a taxl, exclalmir ; ; ~wtin eee eee ee eee eee Drive like the such government and . Robert W. Chambe novel Ye R 8 w 8 3. « N i now With « It was dark and foggy and s we re t Tn th w , 4 . he L. ‘ « tries f nin we gaining in momentum 1 a | thon y “ 1 “ i aned the uck it went around corner and « 1 ‘ we od tw ” One nt m ed mnning down an woman by two Declaratio Ind < f | “I have little f the shouted as they jamped for safety temp At ls ‘s furk acing the taxi was compelled to LADY i i Sa p . i. “l w down in a narrow eet clety, which erha 4 o was a] he Mr Are we nearly there?” asked Smith poer Why, I thir t ‘ » of a Ca ‘ The chauffeur turned tn his seat > e ladies a ih M Where did you to go, sir?” he spring.” Tt ! “ 60, lr? BRYAN declined to ad Press what sort of a mar ed ood | NOT ALARMING. Id fill the pre: fal cha po, William aboo! We)® oe Arry--1 ‘eard you've got a job, Hill, Is it a fac’? u hiding there | cea Bill—~Yus, it’s trae; but there ain't no cause for anxiety; it’s only Has Big Business a Conscience? | soa 7 A CLASSIC NOTE. Give the devil bis due—ec ne for the harvester tru | we Archimed read the pupil, “leaped from his bath, shouting. t t Burek t ‘ on minutes he of kaiee tebe ¢ moment, James,” the teacher says, “What is the meaning of ple “ 1 wake her r of the « Get up, Maria, I've got Bureka’ means ‘I have found it |word,’ he would repeat Very well, What had Archimedes found? rvester pec t in a United But one night Mre. Wordewort! James hesitates a moment, then ventures hopefully s the cause of |dietation. Her husband, awaking| pene (Hines denies the whole bus So did Le r. Hines should|her with the usual “Get up--I've| HER QUICK PERCEPTION. | JUST SMILE now have a triumphal welcome to Chicago. Lor did.) | of a good word, was} harvester crowd, with nothing to gain and considerable to] startled to hear her reply lose a have certain fone the ablic a good turn Ob, get up yourself! I've this time. thought of a bad word. | TWENTY new the extra ion, | | mostly unknown ows state e . . them suce a JOSH wise | men who wer oughout the country that they simply | SAYS: couldn't get back recat: | rhe | in’ some o’ start « 1” cries the Republican 1 y of the house, first thing GAGGED he Republicar t he bi f' ning KS es Socks a recognize the taste early, anybe The Steam Shovel Ever watch a steam shovel at # its big mouthful of] dirt, swings it to the wagon, dumps it and is back again in the hole for) more dirt—all in about half a minute. A gang of men could hardly spit on their hands in that time! It fills a large wagon in three minutes | So machinery more and more bears the burden of the world's drudg ery, especially its heaviest and dirtiest drudgery What will the effect be on civilization—on the welfare of men? Doesn't that depend alt r on the answer to this question: Who, | in the end, is to own the machine—the individual or society? wor LOS ANGELES RECORD man asked readers to tell why they like| his paper, and one woman wrote in because “it is not sesquipedalian. We can aimost hear Old Hoss Editor Murdock’s footfalis as he made for Webster's Unabridged. O'GORMAN, New York's new senator, Is said to be a strong advo cate of organized labor Anyhow, he has nine children. Skinning the Railroad Cat The U. S. supreme court's decision on the interstate commerce law le forbidding railroads to own,|) upholds the mooted “commodity clause.” among other things, coal mines competing with other mine: But how can any law or court prevent the individual members of aunt nd companies—or their sisters, their cousins owning commodities handled by the There's many a way to skin a cat troads? Observations to be the ga How'd you like o oO ed senator from New York KAISER now owns 24 autos Dick Cr looks like O’GORMAN, and smells like T Still, give him a chance! +. ae ARKANSAS says she will be the peach state of the country or bust. Frost never dailies with her early blossoms 0 0 0 IN Germany they call “militarism” the “fertilizer of Mr. | Taft is spreading considerable fertilizer along the Mexican border. | “ge: te OTTO RINGLING, organizing genius of the big show He started wi a $200 wagon and developed it into an $3,000,000 circus of world-wide fam | mmany Hall whole dan socialism is dead e. 0:6 | is the only civil war veteran among All the rest were in their cradle ¢ fought WORKS of Cali men in the United OUR GREENBANK TRACTS ARE | FOR FARMERS, POULTRYMEN, DAIRYMEN, FRUIT GROWERS And Those Wishing a Summer Home in the Country The property is located in one of the most favored parts of the Puget excelled Sound district, where climate and scenery are not Six Miles of Water Front six miles of fron range from $17 front tracta In the 5,200 acres there are nearly The for inland trac tracts th acre Sound prices for these to $ terms are one-fourth cash and b five years, with the t. Interest only 6 per cent. on deferred payments. per acre for water lance quarterly over a period of right to pay part or all any time and stop ine fi] tere There are tracts of alder land that can be immediately cleared There tracts with sufficient if not all, the like it undays and placed under cultivation cost of cle where. W Th ropostition piling and fir timber to pay most Ko and back Maps ) any address. You will not find another proposttic Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturda Call and let us tell and § ina you more of th and printed matter at our will be CALVIN PHILIPS & CO. | 815-816 Leary Building. office, or ent t “Buy or Sell Real Estate. Bi Chances, Sea Classified Page. a ee "FRECKLES. GONE The best skin spectalists told |me that nothing would remove my freckles, and that | would carry them to my grave,” said a well | Co. for t in B sport, but there's only S two newspaper men = an’ one presser, an’ th’ presser talks = only Russian.” WHAT NEEDED FIXING A Chinese laundryman had a watch that lost time. He took it) to a watchmaker. “Watchee no good to Chari Lee,” he said. “You fixee him, eh “Certainly,” the watchmaker said. “What's the trouble with it? “Oh, him too muchee by 'n’ by,” said Charlie Lee. SERRE RRR Ee . * * : ANOTHER CUE * *% England wants ex-King Man- *| uel to add an “it” to the “ex” * ttt tk tt tt hk ord for passenger carry lanes is 12 persons | re ils a where 13 inlucks Right | | | What's the silly season, any-| way? Blucldate Any season that produces enough pretty girls.” Knowing that most opportuni fes com marked C. O. D., we should be prepared to pay the charges “Simple Remedy From Bartell Drug Co. Removed Them,” Says Society Lady oclety woman, “but I fooled them all with a new drug, othine double strength, that I bought at the Bartell Drug Co., whieh cleared action of othine is really re. markable, for when applied at night many of the freckles disappear en tirely by morning, and the rest have begun to fade. An ounce is usually all that is needed, even for the worst case Be sure to ask the Bartell Drug » double strength othine as this is sold under a guarantee of money back if it fails to remove the freckles, x WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE? x FAMOUS ARTIST’S CARTOON IN FAVOR OF HAREM SKIRT " Pur the greatest of Knglish cartoont f the Ken of « f the cum rf t of London Thy 1 biel { But Purr « he He ways t 4 weanda 1 He prefe tt stay. He calls it “a both comfort H the erinolit 4 f ‘ shape microbe a ¢ r apart from it ty and pieturesq kirt is, when com with t thers I ha tioned, tt ‘ r er TNE GOOD OL) MODEST CRINOLIN E> a too & As STOUT | | CARTOON BY HARRY FURNISS, MADE FOR THE LONDON MIRROR. in favor of the culotte,” for This is pretty strong evid jupe cry Furniss {s some pum other side, But stronge | Furniss drew for the London Mirror to prove his point makes the con tremely ugly | STUPENDOUS PURCHASE AND SALE OF Fine Sample Suits ins This cartoon Just pay the Easter bill this year} Regay—Y'know my uncle is just] With disposition sunny half the time you Peggy —Sort of half-witted, is he? something for your money Beckett, Conn., after being # lo-| Quite So cal option stronghold 30 years, has | he spring poet is hard to dis-| vot wet This town's water! courage @ wa, wt have gone to pleces| “Keeps on sending out his re all together, ke the “One Host / jected poems,eh?” Shay.” | “Yes; hope springs eternal from One of the most well-known mak- }a fountain pen.”—Washington He s A New York soctety Scototr | ald ers in New York sold us his high- eon wants all men to adopt kilts eally, it’s the only thing left for] Will someone tell us & prettier men to wear, now at the women] poem than this "Bas, I like you, are adopting trousers | mommie, an’ I like daddie, too,” t Side has a fam ily t : hestra, It probably has ne s that form an audience is expectatior akes a blessing! ie pies: blessing |/rit seems strange that the fash sa ‘were not Heaven if we/lons in women's skirts may make vata rt ts jor mar the shoe trade, but such is Sir John Suckling. | fact,” said a merchant. “With | the prevailing style of short street Logical Enough jskirt women think much raise is palary pat viesg apt hiding the feet, and no hat money 18 the root of a rence a8 quick jevit Je Miniater—Yes; but isn’t it nec-| = 8S essary for me to get at the root) r? Home Baking Easy An International Marriage Do, take this man te and, to love, ete I do. Do you, Lord De Measles, take this woman to wife, to cherish, I do.” ‘Then I pronounce you man and] and the may proceed | pe in the squared ercle,| His Lordship's younger| r, the Hon. Montjoy Spencer Harcourt Montmorency De Skoo sicks, and the bride's cousin, Biff Rexall, will go nine rounds.”—Chi cago Record-Herald. sexton The Point of View “My husband is a mean man.” “Why 80 “Just becanse my mother fs com ing to visit us he ne and tn vited his Exchange. Absolutely Pure The only baking a Extra Expense “M wife always te « her hair mado oe and whieh avo maken vy MOAlum,NoLimePhosphate ai, Sk SPECIAL SALE Wigg—Flubdub complains of a! THIS WEEK frost-bitten ear I happened? Wage--1 believe a once whispered phia Record wonder how It Boston girl into it—Philadel Any Hat in the House $1.00 Puget Sound Hat Factofy 1514 First Ave. IN AT THE DEATH The man with the aching molar ned back in the dental chair Anyway,” he groaned, “I'm no quitter, I'll stay and see the thing out.” | i class Drummers’ Sample Suits at a re- markable reduction that permits us to offer them at a price that will prove the sensation of the Spring season “$16.85 | A Few Sample , Dresses and Coats at $16.85 Worth Double Just Arrived—A lot of Blue and White Serge Suits; $15.00, $16.85, $25.00 These are all plain tailored and just what you are looking for ALTERATIONS FREE Ladies’ Sample Suit Shop 500 ARCADE BLDG. East 414. Cedar 414. |e Vans are Take Elevator MADISON Ss At 12th of, dust py 1 js as safe as in mong the newspaper artists of the |?" evidencess the cartoon printed above, which | |, |The Lady That Is | “Wondrous Fair’ | 4 and orty i yut we 1 with r face, with « A small one in ews and removing nd pre STATE DENTAL WAR A GOOD THING FOR THE PEOPLE The right of the people to choose thee own a the success of at depends | this dental fet 1 am now al attention to my Dent Beware of . om ame, bi « tile 1 c a) Work. My offices ha at 113 First | Avenw * 1 have no other 1 will aw at least one-hait or 66 f Dental Work, and yout done 4 and tree ets of fr to 20 years who have b arefully Ine system of Painless Dem Do You Need Denial Work? A perfect » filling, @ & « « ntional skirt look positively indecent, as well as ex | | | | | | | Call and have arn prices for fi teed, then have y Jentist you care REMEMBEK, her ontil 4 | nesday’s Star BROWN’S BRONCHIAL TROCHES gredient Price, 2he, 0c and $1.00, Sample Free. John L Brown & Sen Boston, Mawe 1 Protect Yourself! atm ains, Hotels or Elsewhere your hot L * Dear please t Allleen theatre? AAC tre and Dear know of from fair doven bi chia. a ¢ languagé (3) Do of using Ing the (1) Co (2) € (3) Ce Dear | lady am would 11) about 4 mother, pelled to baby wit distresse the child her next other ho! position able to p The ad F. Desct Bakenbu' ‘Thank’ fu advan Dear M MALTED D MILK The Food Drink for All Ages Rich MUk, Malt Grain Extract, Not in Any Milk Trus! = HORLICK'S* 3 > Insist on Take a package b Ohio Cut Rate Dentists 07% Pike St. Over Ow! Di trance Reom # Fillings 50c A Gold F IDGEWORK #4. 4 the Porcelalt $8 CROWNS $4. wo tor ot TRETH fg, best fits ogular $1@ Dentists fF A 12-Y RAR GUARANTEE, quality and SETS OF PAINLESS WORK Examinations Ohio Dent Stay “Want” Ads Are Business Bringers | Pat is te Of materia Blood tarir oe Bard, soun Aba mre fabier arte eat what And the 4 an turn rishmer Hopped at Temoved in Beets. at of the Prove that We say tne your TE cts, tn Ca, and Return mai Includin