The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 12, 1911, Page 4

eH eis Aer Pe the buainesslike aviator. “Some one THE STAR—WEDNESDAY, APRIL 12, 1911, THE SEATTLE STAR x ‘So Jarolina’s Tomato Lady >” WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE? >< u arolina’s uady an _ Wow 'Ualied Pree, Published dally by The Mar Publishiog Oa wo . | S J How Sh arred the Mossback : : w Gould She Tell? He Knew oO e a e SS ac Ss Tomato Club Idea, Originated J ke o. Girl, Spreac | Story About a Jam Pot by Aiken Co, Girl, Spreading| at wt All Over the South Now f pla was As A prett t, came | & the Girl is National Tomato r with ‘ 1 h ja His Te Club Organizer f and Ww y t alin i js TODAY'S BEST STORY BY ROBERT WILSON oligetp mh ie COLUMBIA C,, April t te t 1 ee ee | lThia ts th t of how a girlish | i any P 1 . ‘ | appe wt and an idea, o { W a 7 ‘ . jaar — mak ., 5 a | W adin’t f uid \ \ Ki k ot tante fe , 1t \ up to the pa was, At at Again the w This de lady, m ha its P | ee " dinarily attractive in a an E Ww he 1 . ' Aline flow rt goon by the nd f on f of ! t , explals itor, } She lives in Aiken, 8.C., where the| b t s You Newport bunch has it Ww “ A 1 y »wink at . . Ken ft : a chat W H in , 1 shouldn't mind Fiat ~ “4 i nap Aber fl how 0 Boo-hoc All the men a it nly an April shower Th ¢ ~ 4 th q \ , es ae Saeee wh c M alike They're all horrid make May flowers, you kne b irl os w shoe ; { X hat | * re Why, dear, how do you know Yes, and | know also that the @ girls - 8 €. | V As made h writ You mly been marrie { a # wet as any othe ne ‘ome i » 4 tone down the also #URKERt- | time fon to manage a geat-| 1 3 “a he ‘said, “a] ime that so ' ith Mise Crome ut] ‘ stealing has be ‘ 1, and at W hg: rete once ‘ ; ngent In charge 1 fi Ww > k en a Sho orgat t ; ae: ; feonaense a Two-Minute Vaudeville ||.:\:, t y f al likely peop ITS PROPER PLACE | BY FRED SCHAEFFER. Big . a " we : you Reap Tay Gero i Thud-—-What is your brother dotng-—-the one who used to break rock ¥ " " : : plane they used on the stage on ts tthadis, and = Mississipy Mis IF Socialist Congressman Berger digs out why Taft really ordered Don't know, but suppor they | Slap—Why, & polled some of the material, and now he's out of [Cromer ts drawing a governme out the army, he will win the solid vote of telegraph editors and press | Kee? a the | work alary as the state age - pb charge the tomato club work in 8 association managers, anyhow - Thud—I hope they pardoned his mistake ‘ j : Case for the Court Slap—No; it wan their mistake—t pardoned him — a ; onl INSURRECTO hatred seems to center on Vice President Corral Thed—What kind Gf work cee be find to hie liking? jut Uncle Sam, having picked up He used to be a standpat editor, but maybe that len't why Siap~-Oh, any kind of work that’s cut out for him. That ts to say,| \ £00" oar fedora dhol go o_ Whi h? bad ind of wort be an cut out sali, wasts « soft Job ae tnd ee MIS. MARIE & CROMER, SOUTH CAROLINA'S TOMATO nud r ve him a soft job mixing mo adil country echools : ) GUNTER, WINNER OF A Blessing or a Curse— Which? Pee ee naar y brother te very | ramer. the countty 'achoolmarm,| LADY: (INSERT) KATIE GUNTER, W viet ae sited hat being taught by “sclentific particular about what he does. He was employed for » while as a My | ial with Prof, Martin si agen , r r th 6. a | baper renovator. ngton, who runs the corn club there to take up the work on 4a, have te u e th matt ax Thaud—What is a fly paper renovator? Co a at dois ee Gainla eee in pA = raised of men Slap--One who picks files off fy paper. But he gave it up be nd out of it began clamoring for The corn boys and the tomato | are cessf en I will be utter wi , cause his labor didn't show results Mies Gromer and P are going to redeem the y 1 t t be on the welfare Thud—How was that? nd Uncle Sam at la , id Miss Cromer. “They | ‘ much pay fo Blap—The flies kept going back onto the paper ent Prof. 0. B. Mart how eur themere, whe ale Bellen for be shortened - {e came upon her telling the Bos-|a bare living scratching over lots and th deprived of “Last night my wife and myself bad the most foolish squabble of |ion convention of the National e f land, how much better it is to work eaned effici employed? our married life.” nm association about the| work a few acres thoroughly questions, 1 value of What was the subject of your dispute! tubs. He engaged her then and’ “And that is the only ambition 1 POR ee How we would Invest our money if we had any.”—Loulsy it ent means mic ft will jer Journal. a — — — —_- be a If it means me whe --—_-—_—— a re —— -— —- ———| will be Sultor—Your daughter, sir—well, er—that—ts—she told me to com | f of the earth goes to the to you—she says you fit Pater—Quite so—I understand, Lot's see, are you Mr. Bronson or |] } w c J organ or M Mr. Wibbles? | Malone ? Tha au Algeron What's this I heah Sultor—Why, I'm Mr. Hotchkiss —Brooklyn Life, ] win tbout Miss Giltedge agweeing to oe. | . TAFT gives the northern Ohio United States judgeship to the} mawwy you and then going back) wee eee yee EE EEE EE! A FAT JOB | A $50.00 1 Set of Teeth tor son of United States Supreme Justice Day. Maybe dad will have ajon her word? | *x | | . ccceeecee $15.00 chance to reverse his boy publicly Reginald—That ie the stwait of) « HE'S MY FRIEND | | Fei eaters a. ote t, 'm sowwy to say \* . | 00 par woth aan WE'VE got the Japs licked on our Eastern coast. Atlantic fleet Algeron Beastly twick, deahl yyy yee ye eee ees eee! | tad battleships are dispersing to their home stations. oy. Why you sue her fob! is6 may be six kinds of a lar | Gold Crowns from steeeene a upport? You've got @ cleah) 114 may be ten kinds of a fapt, | $3.00 per tooth and up . doncher know He may t @ wicked hi 7 e may be joked bighfiyer | . | White Crowns from .......+66 ‘4 The Compliment to Bryan . Fe Fe a Hee re Oe ae Bryan w first nomina for preside n 1896. years ago we Dh trave . There may be a shadow above him | 3 aks when he wa ears g 1, after betng nominated and | *"4 an words Of ruin and woes that impefftt — oA ogg ono’ ey be ” defeated three time him to make home with s And I may not respect—but I love jj Stiver “Fillings em Se ‘oo THOSE socialist a Extraction FREE where other her, and offers to pay his moving expenses. It i w fine compliment | THOS! nocisliat | be him ag eget cia to Bryan aici Hcclctae Mostar Becauso—well, because he's my ll” Remensber, these dewcsinal Whatever his rank as statesman losopher and or end] ters lengh and cay winter's friend | E have remaining in stock eight or ten Ps peony oy pin mf he has no mean rank Im either of these high walks—the Nebraskan | 14 away, begins a northern} | PLAYER PIANOS, which we will we reserve the right to discontinue fs th r of any man the country has produced tm the great quality “ I knock him, I know, but T do tt y “ae geen them at any time without Saunas of moral earnestness. He bas made the fight. He has kept the lie The same to his face as away. | sell at one-third off. According to come early if you wish to take ad- faith. And no one yet has warrant to say that he bas run his race UNCLE SAM Is preparing for aif baie folks knock-—well, Wey | orders from Chica we are discounting vantage of this offer. Our system - ee 3 hot summer by taking exer-| rue din $ _ 4 ‘ of restoring missing teeth without PITY the poor sultan of Morocco! Has a rebellion on his hands se 4 And wish they'd had nothing to every piano having been in stock over six the use of partial plates is the most and one of his wives has just presented him with his 62d son. Too nay! | months talked of subject in the dental pro nT |I never make diagrams of him, | : fessio a Nib on! | Sav taet ok ee seek bere, | The demand for Player Pianos not being ij" = ae preter et . ' si f > | emember, we give GO IT, Bob La Follette! it'li cost money to make that Lorimer penned, | so great as for the silent pianos, we have not guarantee with all work. yi Lh isin Fo don't - t le r ' senate publicly stuitify itself again, but advertising pays r 1 aon analyze—I just love . ie. ener made his fame b: sold the required number. In order that you | | faatiny a Ob. Because—well, because he's my That's about the only proféssic ma understand the extreme necessity for servations oe i Puck. | man could make a living at th visiting this sale if you are thinking of pur- LORIMER has been at Johnstown, Pa, studying the demonstra A days j “| dn ils yo pt lig, ie tion of a tunneling machine. G: Does he want a slicker one thar i Are os fe th gency when } — chasing a player piano, we will state that he used h getting into the pate? So mass 8 igh - one 5 ) f i fig P fr “hicage b 1 in getting in je senator 1 Tor bad Che peck abkre,” Tented the one-third off is figured from Chicago “JUSTICE and Boss Cec to face in the inquir of Cincinnati stand face per heading. We a strong bodyguard. Ob as to ) supreme is an anxiously whether they've giv UNCLE KITCHEL PIXLEY, ndent, s a postal card from Calle de Sonora saying uppress my last telegram saying that I'm on @ diet of raw ¢ I've caught a Maltese cat eee ‘TIS sald there Is one person who can really boss Emperor Wil liam, and that’s his daughter, Princess Victoria Louise, whom he cot siders the most wonderful girl yet produced by the human race, Al his other girls are boys o © 0 BOSTON’S most patriotic (and wealthy) citizens are the suburbs im order to help out the su treasuries. True, the suburban probably hadn't noticed that Madame Sherry—Madame Sherry—Madame Sherry OME IN AND. HEAR THE FOLLOWING SELECTIONS FROM Madame Sherry moving into urbs by paying taxes into thet lower, but the patriot tax rates are “THE DUBLIN RAG” YOUR ARMS AROUND ME, HONEY” “LOVE DANCE” AND “EVERY LITTLE MOVEMENT HAS A MEAN. ING ALL ITS OWN” Played on the VICTOR Talking Machine “PUT 1421 3rd Av. Near Pike Madame Sherry Haw & Allen Madame Sherry——Madame Sherry Business Bringes. Star classified ads. Buy or sell real estate, ete. Dorothy—How’'s the at your hotel? Virginia—Very classy heard anybody mention a million dollars. clety over I hay pn't than MANY f us manage to squeeze through by confessing our minor fa thus concealing our ig ones. WHEN the bunko artist pranc down the line with your finance when the street car stops you're hit, when an automobile slams you, or a motor cycle lams you're IT the proper diagnosis is, wasn't a that threw EVE fell, harem or hobble her. and it akirt HE ta the ha feels that his now in the b round him lies est mortal who lise is here and that and va auty DANCE when m th fortune sings, for at she sing: THIS prating about will never stop—anything * * THE CROSSED FINGERS * * By Strickland Gilliam . * * * ee ee ed * ee ed He swore that her kiss was the | first he had had | But his fingers were crossed! He'd kissed his mother, when he was a lad Yes, but his fingers were crossed! He vowed that not only he'd ne'er » listened to all of the said in finger his bosom h guff he were cron Vile hin fingers were crosued! World’s Columbian Exposition. he nawe 1 "0 jow that the famed little bird” peddles secrets could a arene Ses hae ; Sixty Years the Standard. believe every word! Bu er fingers were crossed! germs in| ak, ppacregnane: Wholesomeness rsa Ps doe Established: told me the money they were put ting up for the exhibition was coun. terfeit.” | “At my butcher's shop I see a Hubby—I'm afraid I'm becoming |¥oman every morning who has a crosseyed, my dear. dainty way of selecting meats, Wifey—The idea! Why do you/*#!d the man who markets, “She think that? lis well dressed. Her gloves are | Hubby—This thing of trying to|!™maculate, 1 know now how she q keeps them so, The woman is a }look at my income and our ex Jian geo fgg Be |penses at the same time is slowly | Yery careful buye podievivedees but surely getting its work ia | trust butcher to recommend | meats; Mifta, pinches and ex ‘ jamines them herself. But she does Pop, a commander tn the navy | Sines t has to be thorough, hasn't he? not take off ber gloves a oon page. ices cam tt as she comes into shop she muslin mitt and slips them takes a pair of whit wouldn't from her handbag help him much | d on always a-going tO} on over her gloves; then she is | would it |prepared for any kind of market is jing exclusive of actual carving | “How did you enjoy your eggs,| Other women marketers, who get dearie? jsmudged if they tor meat anc Honestly, they weren't half | cheated if they do n watch he | bad | admiringly, but so none has tn | I'm so glad. 1 | Itated If | was not afraid of be You see, | had three, and only | ing ridiculed I should wear glove too.” Superiority in Strength, Purity, U. S. Government Reports, Highest Award prices. We think that we are the only peo- ple retailing pianos on the Pacific Coast at Chi » prices, as all Pacific Coast houses add from $25.00 to $50.00 to the Chicago prices on unt of the freights, When you realize that we are now offering . Player Pianos at prices ranging from $366.00 } Danz Shoe (0 up, you will agree with us that you cannot af- | . ford to overlook this opportunity. 119 Yesler Call at once and let us show them to you at the FACTORY STORE GEO. P. BENT COMPANY 1421 Third Avenue 1405 Third Av., N. W. Cor. Union St. NOTE—Bring this ad with you. acc The Home of the Famo W.L. Douglas Shoes Opposite Seattle Hote MEALS SERVED. Sty Clty of Rverett or Telegraph m Cotman dock, opject to change Ind New York Dental Parlors, Inc. 614 FIRST AVE. FIX THE NAME AND ADDRESS In your mind. You will 5 firm of EXPERTS, By without fe d DENTAL WORK some 16 years of etion, wi time, A conscientious work we say, the leaders In the dental s are equipped with every pain-saving, la- ry appliance known to dental*sclence, By purehasing our supplies in wholesale quantities, direct from the manufacturer, and the necessary appliances at hand to “po IT NOW,” our prices are about 50 per cent less than you will pay elsewhere for the same high grade work A temyear guarantee, good in all our offices. PAINLESS EXTRACTIONS AND EXAMINATION FREE (LOCAL OFFICES) NEW YORK DENTAL PARLORS, INC. 614 First Ave. r of contra offic sani Fillings 50c Up profession. Our bor-saving and $5 BRIDGEWORK 8, Rridgew without plates $10 SETS OF $ ss A 12-YRAK GUARANTEE ity and PAPNLE BELLINGHAM EVERETT Sunset Block 1803 Hewitt Ksaminatie ree. Ohio Dentists Rl Ti \ - oul SSS FSS FETE, FSEFER F ees. 3 wezge #222