The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 11, 1911, Page 4

STAR—TUESDAY, APRIL 1911. THE SEATT LE STAR bitching Oa, x WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE? >xK Would Say Yee. a} Getting in Trim. the of two men, TWO MEN AND THE LAW]| [n law. Both crime ilent | aud uslog with £ ntentions The other In} One is & poor man JOSH WISE SAYS Spring tn Beeleysport ain't officl until TH A there's new i] tence’ layer circus | Hi!man the millionaire, was first) poste on Jim a f A wix the ago but Sledge’s black, on out of Jail ever since smith shop,” sentenced for jury ing The action of the law with the poor man is short and swift. Arrest, indictment, conviction and sentence That's ail, With the milli tre well, notles j|how Hillman has used every chance afforded Hillman, the millionaire, was charged with 13 crimes, each earry = a maximum penalty of five Total 66 years He # L% m Ro ail the has been in mth poor man Ince his arrest, three m egven as § before he was sen-| ’ ver mi until tamper A ash the San ven to dis the Japan ir. Taft ; " cee when you were en who knevy y what)» TODAY'S GOOD SHORT ONE A littl Seotch boy was summoned to give evidence his father, who had causing a disturbance street. The bailie sald boy ‘Come my we speak the truth and let r all ye ken about this Well, sir,” the boy “dye ken Inverness 1¢ laddie “well,” ye gang along it an’ turn into the square "You, ye on couraged the bailie. An’ when ye gang across the aquare, ye turn to the right, an’ up Into High st, an’ keep on up High at. ‘Ul ye come to a pump.” “Quite right, my lad; proceed.” Well,” the boy continued, ye may gang as’ pump it, for ye'll no pump me!” en “Holm boxing les sons serious? For taking » trying to got, Can't you ever t five years I've b you to say ‘yes’.” Getting are Ask me if | am sleepy?” iT guess years be. ha - nnn | ows! the laborer “Mra, Johnson,” said the third-floor back, coming down into the | with one crime, carrying @ hall. “Sir,” sald the landlady. “Will you kindly give me & | mum penalty of five years. glass of water?” “Certainly, sir.” five yours “The lodger retired with hin glans Rows! peaped again threatening Mrs. Johnson, mone this glass?” Hiliman, the millionaire, had} Certainly, alr.” made @ fortune by his scheme of | The lodger retired, A fraud, of which the use of the mails again descended to the hall was a part “Mre. Johnson,” he said, “wilight 1 ask But Ross! ts not a millionaire. more? I'm afraid I'm giving you nace fina against what i gains to w ilk on the tariff and been in the > the mon us he affair began, at.? Taft, ye ready to fire the cook, eteeeeeee the ¢ was charged maxi| He got the nservation on the question, and never with Two minutes later he ap had sent a recelved no the laborer, letter, but ower of the govern not do it at first with public enemic ent to pro mut ut have got the pe he people, Mr. I nt, why d humiliat with ” he said, “will you please kindly refill this le at comprot working {ts shop men Sacrame for that interstate commerce nent ownership of the ing SOUTHERN M®ACIFIC at ato minute and « half passed, and he five days per week decision n Pacific only buke ‘om: | missior Bouthe you to refill this glass a great deal of vs) will Swissco Grows Real Hair Stops Dandruff and Restores Gray Faded Hair to Its Natural Colore—Does Not Dye or Stain. LARGE TRIAL BOTTLE FREE trouble, sir, but I only hope you are not ill. You seotm to be drinking a great deal of wate “It tan't that,” sald the lodger, as he turned to go upstairs, “the fet is, my bedroom i# on fire.” SUSPICIOUS. Rivers was looking over the obituary column in the morning paper. “Well,” he said, Ereat majorit “Why, has he been canes” Inquired Mra. Rivers, ~—Chicago Tribune. “Carter Harrison of Chicago” elder, was ot C of Harrison, younger 1 expr Kable ord of one p apD nt of the second city in America for 20 out of first electe the Harrison and the new ter shall then the head of the govern a period of 28 years. It is a remarkable record, suggestive countries. What is the explanation? The first Carter Harrison was one of the most gifted vote getters the country ever produced. His ability to make himself liked, if not | loved, by the masses of the. big, swarming metropolis of the lakes, | SSPE ESSE ERE E EEE EER ERR RE eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee as kee Some Must Stand It. of hereditary rule in foreign “I see my old friend Flutterby has joined the CHILLI ROSSI getting mixed up in some of the bribery who never bad beard of Flutterby THEIR TUSSLE WITH THE LAW. amounted to positive genius. the plain people believed in him régarded as a political deathbed, his him stronger with each passing year, if he would not stay in office as long That is what happened, of an assassin. though his | suc ft His critics called hi Though the mayoralty is generally left je was ¢ easive a demagogur administrations ple began to wonder short by the bullet Then came young Carter Harrison, who proved to be the vicarious beneficiary of his father's had attained with the mu carried the old man to th voters the name, “Carter synonymous with liberal Elected now In his own rig certainly made good. than his father. And his honesty offic pularity gray Harrison” rtainly joined to her id the Chicago is ce rison. .By the way, hopes. To «r ba ot. is a third o} The beeo: kind-hearted government r the fifth thme He bas more constructive legislation to his credit is unquestioned. eight years ago poorer than he went {n. and hi » growing vogue lost nothing by the foul ertme t numbers of foreign born which the name me almost a legend, the young man has They say he left s name Is Carter Har up, who also has Plain Pork and Beans Harvard professors continue to grapple with the stern problems of life. They manage to set biological chemistry, Dr mostly our own fault, us all to thinking, too. Here's the professor of | Henderson, telling us that high cost of living is} and for a peculiar reason. We are not satisfied to have food, but insist on having it put up in fancy jars, bottles and boxes, with pretty labe And when we get it in our stomachs it is nothing but the plain |« of it old food of our forefathers, after all. “There are three things we must bohydrates, and the proteins,” be sa the diet of the Italian peasants, c pork, beans and brown bread, the He says we could get bacon, olive ¢ sugar a whole lot cheaper about wanting a fancy consume have and pay for—fats, and #0 double the cost | car “Macaroni, cheese and olive oil, ntain diet of the oll if it were not for package and a fancy these Yai in abundance, as do nkees.” cereals, and even granulaetd our very name on everything we modern notions We shall get to the bottom of this high cost of living business some time, and ff it is as e supertluous jars, bottles and boxes have got to ea! But sometimes, when we vard is, we wonder if she is re SEATTLE STAR to kick politics out of the county kick at him.—Los Angeles Record. sy as Dr. Henderson thinks—merely a matter we shall remedy the trouble, for we is being backed by 2,500 hospital We suggest the Star man gets the boss down, he let each of the 2,500 have of contemplate how sleek and fat old Har Ny as deep as she sounds. women In a crusade that after a Woodrow Wilson Coming The announcement that Woodrow Wilson, Will visit Seattle and the Coast next month, has a deep political stands progressive democrats for “1 making history mself a true prophet of the new ‘superior people he says in one of his latest utterances. is drawn “between those who beileve In government FOR the ve in government BY i much farther Governor Wilson nificance. Woodrow Wilson dential candidate of the Woodrow Wilson b his mouth he shows bh “It is against rule set in thinks, people and those who belli That's the idea, How don’t know, but he sees straight so the people with absolute power. Yes, the people of Seattle will be Tow. Wilson, today s b by go out that And he vernor of New Jerse the presi. 1912. Every time he opens dispensation the great reaction has The line of battle, he as logical the people.” sees is not afraid to trust we glad to meet and greet Wood Observations recall. MINNESOTA senate defeated the senators were included in the recalling. o oO CINCINNATI pilot is property POST ° all a nic ° SAY, Cousin Bill Taft, m ° ° using English owners who own firetrap factories w enlarge Of that target battleship Texas to the mikado. ° paper headlines body must hay aned it out, ° WE SEE by “gutted by fire after the grafter new Son cle ° EVERY TIME his case to the that Ohio they supreme court supreme cour o «0 “LOVE,” she “here's some biscuit right,” he sighed, tasting You see, it was 1920. cooed. not at all like them, “I fu: Green, All Right. i grandfather”—the man spoke not without pride—“my grandfather green old age, a singula age. Three times af “My touch of to a| rly green old | or his seven-| 1 tieth birthday he was taken in by/ abroad to finish edu ations whic h | the confidence trick.” (Meckrne anv, SRuta and Pie the ° get Boss Cox corne About tir a careful looking over, o blushing mannishly mother lly f t's Gh most Ma taudivt Ge Rbit of Gravet Styles | lan Clothing, Hats Slaves | lotker Atarn Aeerssorrts at Ch cacti Nether daakery. at the put 8c red @ the p acro: you're Foung | to look it dollars-and-¢ hav to go h funny | | used recognize f Maybo because state in the ould-be raw. Calls murderers, d, gilt-framed Label it ple “After was insides into it New York capitol > new threatens to take cution should give the br to make kfast table, You're r's cooking. poor you can't afford Dress decently in this is age oven ary to do ao. to see girls going CHERASTY'S EXCLUSIVE AGENCIES. —|dern, which | you but | i “Why are you always rubbing it |i « we can't all be poor, you know.” s Cost More. to be mighty to some, while it's free to growled the man who was asked to contribute to the church. “Of course,” replied the deacon, ‘it's a bigger job to nave some peo- |ple than it ts to save others.” Tough C Not Very Expensive. “Well, thank heave |clerk in a downtown office o © day, our enga pnt | broken, and I'm not out much.” “How much?” inquired the book keeper, “Well, I spent $1.60 for candy and paid four installments on the ring.” the ts His Worries. “'Ere, Bill, wot’s the You're lookin’ worried.” “Work—nothing but work from mornin’ tilt night.” “'Ow long ‘ave you been at it?” “1 begin tomorrow.”—M. A. P. matter? Weeps. Midas picked up a biscuit and it turned to gold Whereupon he “Tt reminds 1 poor, dead wife,” wept ° KO much of my he said. An Admission. Fred—I proposed to Miss leby last night Joe—Don't believe I know her. well off? Yes, I guess so. fused me. Ding She re Visitor (at navy yard) — Why such extreme haste in the building of that Dreadnaught? There is no prospect of war, is there? Naval Officer (construction de. partment)—Oh, no; we've simply trying to get her done and launched before she becomes ob- solete.—Puck. A railroad fireman saw pound carp floating in th doth river and r dd killed it with a monkey A monkey wrench is an effe weapon to use against a carp Jone really cares for carp a 30- henan. wn and ch ive if AT ATLANTIC CITY | “It is reported, Mr lyou were seen yesterday strolling on the boardwalk with your wife.” | “Yes; I with my wife, But for goodne sake, don't make a sensation of it De Swell, that French historian concludes that Columbus stumbled across Ameri ca by chance 80 nes when we look at our senate we |\sigh and wish Columbus hadn't || stambled. || i The two noblest are sweetness and light things, which Swift || So few theories pay dividends, itt sald the} “Mamma,” asked a little girl of her mother one day, “do men over go to heaven ‘ertainly,” said her mother, “why do you ask , them, why don't angels ever have whiskers?” Because,” said ber mother, “they get there by a close shaye.”——National Monthly. es Argus boasted of his hundred eyes “1 can see every act In the cireus,” he Herewith small boys who had trouble envied him.—Now York Sun cred. taking in three rings AN OLD BACHELOR WANTS TO, KNOW: Do harem skirts have bip pockets? HOW TO S'/CCEED, “1 don't understand how that n is so comfortably fixed in his old age. He hever had a job that paid him much.” “Oh, easy. The seerct jiew in the fact that he never had the kind of a wedding that kept him poor paying back wedding pres ents. PANIC. “What was the worst panic you ever saw?” asked one Wall man of another. The worst money panic | ever saw was when a nickel rolled under the seat of a trolley car and seven different women claimed it” at. A Different Burn. -dadindindndnde dated aedied . |* NO OCCUPATION; JUST WORKS A woman was called as a witness in a local court last week, and nsel asked hee. What {a your occupation, Mrs That's a funny question to ask,” witness repli “I have ho ‘occupation, I am a mar ried woman. I only sweep and wash and dust and pre- pare meals and wash dishes and take care of the babies and my husband.” And not a soul fn the solemn courtroom caught the point But they were all men. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Sseeeeeeeeee tee ee eee eee Ree ERaRehhee “That poet who lives next door told me this afternoon that he is} burning up with the fire of gen tus.” | “Yes, and hia wife hod of coal from me ing.” borrowed al At @ recent tub this morn-|a large chart of city was shown, with white headed pins in _ jit locating every death by con Gentle Spring. |sumption in the previous year. A They are scrubbing up for spring| woman was seen to be looking nearly every blooming thing. And | carefully until she had found a par. while they dust and scrub, using/ticular pin. “Yes, that’s him; I broom and soap and tub, not a| knowed him,” she sald. “He died chat? is in its place, nary picture|of consumption, poor man.” Then shows its face! Oh, the dust the!came some details of the case, in- women make as they sweep and/|terspersed with remarks about dust and shake—-cleaning, cleaning|crowded tenements and dark everywhere, throwing black clouds|rooms, bad air and germs. “We in the air. live that way no more,” said she. The campaign of education It takes labor to complete the|and prevention 1s surely having an great works conceived by genius. | effect BAKING POWDER Absolutely Pure Makes Home Baking Easy SAVES FLOUR BUTTER EGGS And makes the cake lighter, finer flavored, more sightly, and insures fis freedom from alum. Royal Cook Book—800 Receipts—Free, Send Name and Address. Reval FAKING POWDER ©O., NEW YORK. prove that our wend you © large trial bottle free, you will send 186 in sliver or stamps ‘ awe and packing, ciate are true, we it to to Chemists and Authorities say Crescent is pure and wholesome. Full pound, Factory Piano Store GEO. P. BENT CO. Seattle, 1421 Third Av, near Pike Street. Factory, Chicago, IM. 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COURT TO DECIDE IF ANANIAS LIED NEW YORK, April 10.—The real status of Ananias is to be deter- mined by legal process. After a couple thousand years, during which his name has been handled loosely, the old fabrica- tor is to have his inning in court Frank Pelton. who won a suit at law against Jacob M. Epp- stein, just could not help gloating over it. So b sent a postcard addressed to “Jacob | 1, notion of appeal | Annaniasstein.” Desptte the anias misspelling of “An. Eppstein says there is no ; doubt about the insult intended. He alleges the libel damaged his Yair name to the extent of $10,000, the amount for which he sues. . Sometimes the jilted man fs luc kier than the accepted suitor. CHILLI ROSSI, LABORER, January 3, arrested, January 14, indicted. March 23, convicted. April 10, sentenced to five years ~ PENNILESS | Ella, was your bazar s succes “Glorious! walk home! 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