The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 6, 1911, Page 4

: THE STAR—THURSDAY, APRIL 6, 1911 _ THE SEATTLE STAR Why Postal Employes Should Join Unions WHY the Postal employes should join unions > o l ne ater—Do you know] .. ,. Mrs. De Fatt—My husband loves| Regsy—Do you think you co you will go if you go fish-| She—-They say the good) file). Gearly; he ways that wh be comfortable on $10,000 a ye on Sunday, young man? young. am away the house seems empty Poggy-—-You, I believe I co vttle The Young Man—Sure! Down] Ho—Yos, but they always fbel| Mra, De Slim—That ts not love; |the people next door hadn't more| The Big Guy—You're right pe y ppt the river that i# a tribute to your size Ithan $9,000 a year od to be a baseball umpire ; 4 pri =i — — "y = > : THUS THE DRAMA ENDED : ‘ —e Ee Poet 5 Ave - r : Star Dust leneseist this paper,” shouted the lawyer, “and save your # trom | How much time have If” asked the parent—for he was in the st act of a melodrama. Ton minutes—plenty of time, Sign the paper and all will be well! boasts that she! Lost—lost!” muttered the father, sobbing. most educated collection of! Lost, nothing u have ten minutes, 1 tell you—and the pen chorus girls in the world. She also ad */is in your hand. Sign declares that the college —chort nd | There is no time—there fs no time! This is a new fountain pen, lady is rapidly ousting the jand it will not spill a drop of ink inside of 20 min 7 chicker the “squab” and the | bre and that fp ire, in stead of discussing » ones,” the eee eee eee eee ie r and he may ask for m But notso the On such things do our fates yond!—Boston Traveler, © began without any . . , ary prelimina’ he only a amall handbag jawyer asked and dusty, a party wore returning by train from a holiday chorus will take part in discus trip. Simking, a little bald man, seated himself down to read, but 7 sions on high brow subjects. Mins dropped off to sleep, On the rack was a ferocious crab In a bucket ¢ Dressler points with pride to her and when Simkins went to sleep the crab woke up and, finding Usings | chorus, half of whose m rs are jull in the bucket, started exploring | graduates famous col * pri 4 errr? Perret By careful navigation Mr. Crab reached the edge of the rack Led Fae bo gorse nt sod iwe es with the other trial ur . very fact | Down it fell, alighting on Simkina’ shoulder, and it grabbed the man’s Pree . oe be wren Dew = « 1 vifered for the notori ses in this He Faced Defeat F ar to steady ftself, The passengers held their breath and waited for alvingston m 1 a other remedy is Hanion, from Rosemary Hall; May . ‘ developments t Bimkins only shook bis head and said 7 mT and that this remedy is forbidden by arrow-brained| A few days ago Willie came hur po eee Sha 7 Brennan, from St. Elizabeth's, and brief authority nclusive argument that [*Y!« to bis t er, OF | Kathryn Humphrey, from Bryn Now, what's the ma a Mawr. mami at SCHOOL METHODS MRS. ANNIE MEYER, lecturer, calls suffragetting rleked o's makis ere Toe Cvs: we 8 FRE eiCes eye” henism.” She isn't confining her talks to “men only,” elth | | “i might. How are you on spelling and arithmetic? 80, sooner or later, Annie is going to need a new bonnet. . etal “We didn’t pay much attention to those studies at our school, but ‘ make t 1 can model in clay and do worsted work. JACK JOHNSON has been unable to knock out the speed laws! ~ ; ¥ salir ts of California. He goes to the mat for 25 days. , 1 ‘ r Madam,” says the agent of the Black Hand, according to Life, “we - me k 7 & photograph of you and Co de Gayleigh riding in an auto Uncle Sam’s Hand on the Live Wire Trust; See a. | obi. "Send $1,000 do us oF wo will publish the. pleture.” av ; | servants of th or te et eeeeeeeeeteeee eeteeeeeee h the post haughtily says the lady count Is & gentlemar ry way, and besides be ix golng to marry my danghter, There no scandal connected with my riding with him.” That's not the point, It was # 1908 model car.” With a low moan the unfortunate woman sank to the floor, after y |giving a feeble indication that on reviving from her faint she would ot epee ee it 1 telect “Many a jolly| Write a check for the hush money Sus Con fellow is ir a oe ey SOME SAYINGS OF CELEBRITIES pany Rev, Frank Burges on one occasion silenced Bishop Wilberforce. The only pity is that this trust wa 1 der the Mr. Burges was taken to task by his diocesan for hunting, to which raling of the commission long ago: It v en pre |he replied that he did not think hunting any more unclerical than vented from doing many things that took extra dollars out of | dancing. having chewves., ine Bieeap Ded ottendes. state Salle. - The oe - a . " e “ye s UT Aer a eats inueet Mid ao core tt = ae en . An Inconspicuous Role. Myrtle. He is not so awfully thin.” All the Attractions, vented from doing many things that enabled it to become power Burges, “over in tho same field with the fox.” * Fepilee ™™ | An ambitious amateur actor had| “Ain't he, maw? When he cross) wrniy seems to be quite a pre ful, such, for instance, as the granting rebates neserem so persistently besteged the club fe. ae 5 ieee ol igo | reasive town,” said the streuge Nothing Without # String. ' The ignorance of Casey. manager for a place in the play/feet rest on the floor."—Chicago |” «oO, yes the native prondiy te We get the bitter with the sweet) Casoy—Phwat kind av a horse Is yaar acct ee Lome mer" Ligases inner | Bite, nthe Me ee the baseball season and congress | 4 cob? ‘What part am I cast for?” he in-| ~» (ing on us. We've just fininshed a open about the same time.—Fort) srutitg it's quired “How do you tell bad osgs?”| hotel that has a mezzanine floor.”— to own and operate it. day Worth Record valeed “You are to be the heroine's fa-/ queried the young housewife. Record-Herald. pe ais Draggist—Did they do your | the: the reply ‘I never told any,” replied the ne ex erce ed that th € | | tru known as the the pockets of American citizens. It would also have been pre Now that it has become practically the first he plete MO] PILLS THAT WILLIE LIKED. nopoly in the history of American business, it is almost time for} witte—1 want another box of the government not only to regulate it, but, as soon as possible,| pilis tke I got for mother yester wan thot's been intoirly on corn, ye tgnor- | SENATOR BURTON of Obio attacked equal suffrage viciously,| mother good? SERIOUS smus.—-Boston Transcript. What does he do?” lereat grocery clerk, “but if I had and Cleveland women now declare that he’ a bachelor and wears wit I don’t know about that Buch F “Well, sir, he dies six years be-| anything to telha bad egg I'd break e lavender stockings, with women’s garters to "em, probably. They think | but they fit my airgun foe a ee Pare fore the curtain rises on the first |it gently.”—Answers. ‘Are you sure the man is i the fellow to keep his mouth tight shut about women the fellow ‘Oh, mamma, I met such a funny | ac ” said the manager—Metro- sane?” asked the lawyer. The Acid Test. who has spent 60 years sincerely looking out for No. 1. They also AN ISLAND Uttle girl at wehool today.” politan. We purpose publishing Ten Com-| “Yes,” replied the noted expert. think other things about Burton, but we won't print ‘em. Teacher—Now, Charles, can you F Did you, dear? What was funny . mandments for Husbands |"1 placed him in a S0etory offies eo describe an island? mjabout ber Almost Thin, Anyway. | No. 1: Don't quarrel with your| building and noted that he used the DR. JOHN D. QAUCKENBOS, the great mental suggestion ex-| Charles—Yos, ma'am. An island) t |, Her papa and mamma have not| “Bobby, you mustn't make fun of | wife even if she annoys you and the elevator . declares that cigarettes render a woman “morally insecure.” |in a place a fellow mustn't | “f [been divorced,"——Record-Herald. ithe young man who comes to t up. Chicago News. , doctor, that won't bother a good many of the women who use ‘em. | without a boat—'less he can swim = ee ~ = lke blazes! The Poverty of the Very Rich Think of the fun Adam missed If you died and left your famfly $20,000,000, would you be proud|>Y never h ins of them if they deliberately lied about the amount tn order to save paying the inheritance tax? Wouldn't you feel—assuming that you), O07 Jun ‘rink whieky cone feet anything—that your folks could afford the luxury of telling |ro0 monkey will drink. and acts just Poe unken = mid hen he A Boston man died in 1908. The family reported that he had jeft|Wx® ® drunken man when the measly sum of $5,000,000. The inquisitive public, knowing he ire | hadn't taken a cent with him, thought he must have left more ‘tain uiinin Mena i sale wale Finally the family gave in, admitted that their inheritance Wa8/rnan any other to designate town: | four times the amount they had reported, and painfully parted with | anq thie includes towns and cities $600,000 more in taxes. But it took a judicial jimmy to pry ‘em loose. |{1 a1; parts of the world | Now they explain why they kept the real figures back, ‘ | “They hated to expose their private affairs, They were afraid|gne that will oat her breakfast in , they would be annoyed by those who wanted charity. They feared her bed Worm—Goodnes: some old litigation would be reopened if everybody knew they had/ And spend the morn in dressing her| hurt! d've sprained my back so much. They desired to give the assessors no more information head, ce. Bude LT” nk aes than they were required to do by law. ‘aie -amay dunce: te mania , i So they say, but the brutal truth is they were too mean to pay bride, most all of you, too MP < IR I A N | i A NI )) & A i fato the public treasury what they owed under the law And talk of nothing all day but of inetd t5 tain Rich in money, they are paupers in the matter of citizenship. pride; z — God in His mercy may do much to orge has never been away} cena from me a single evening since we Beginning with this morning we will place on sale the first portion of 5,000 acres of good fruit, farming and JULIA WARD HOWE’S Greek play, written 50 years ago for save her, eave. beak mae } Booth, has just been produced for the first time on any stage. So don't | But what a case is he in that shall) “us cie the matter? Haven't grazing land, which we will sell in be discouraged if you can’t market your play. It may get a start when| have her ‘ou cooted piring bim)| . e _f Franklin, 1746. you ded f: in tnepir T A A E P. P A U ard you're dead. oe with confidence?’—Record-Herald. | racts cres to 40 Acres Each——Prices $17.50 Per Acre Upw he street Ne ve city 19 mi ny : . . sail THIRTEEN insurgents now hold the balance of power in the dame a mileage of 3.740, Pr the Deep in Her Grief The property is located”at Greenbank, north of Seattle, and a short distance out of Everett. Considerable aoe gre gor ig eye 5 ere the number 13 will prove un | distance between New York and 2 Roe bases Dae See te her acer of this is fine alder land, 4s almost entirely free from fir stumps, is easy to clear and can be placed under cultivation ‘y—for dot a e a, e . . London. he affected by the sight, could jJest| at small expense. hi horribly. Observations soy 0 Oot | ui the turied ttn the ten [| WATER FRONTAGE AND ROAD FRONTAGE ; oo "m only a dog and I have had my] she couldn't dig it up so easily!” he ee e to the it t Both it eye if one . " , f. i chdtnes Reva tg age it prem on rai got pink-eye! First | aay, so idle and dreaming gag cachinated. | Some of these tracts front the Sound, yme front the county road. Those without road frontage will have ® es. ond Sastintions Po mis ppdberagie oan —_— | right-of-way entrance to the county road reserved. On nearly every tract there is some land that can be quickly fo And the Fly Is Vain, Too. placed under cultivation, enabling those buyers who wish to do so to immediately enter upon the land and prepare AND the barefoot boy who catches more trout with a bent pin| whose work is done. | than the angler with the $: fancy files still abounds. ‘ z “Grandpa, has a fly got Aged for themselves a home eyes?” ave ‘ ere is iad els tet alk om cal ; “When I got home I found my anit Johamy” good worker is the man who forgets all about business when| wife had gone to her mother’s. “Unque Johnn: | he hits the home fireside—if his conscience will permit him ee ee Then s why he, ‘lighte on 20 PER CENT. DISCOUNT TO FIRST 25 BUYERS ENT. DISCOUNT TO FIRST 25 BUYERS e:~. « ogee top o’ your head, ain fe | a ‘ ine i WOULDN'T it be awful it some of Hitiman'’s former clients were | gocn meal too. likes to see hisself."—Chicago To the first twenty-five buyers who will each erect on the property they purchase a house worth at least $500.00, to be thrown In the same tank with him at the county jail? gram. Tribune. and occupy it six consecutive months prior to April Ist, 1912, we will make a discount of 20 per cent. from the selle o 60 © . ee ing price, said discount to be credited on the final payments under the contract. ‘This is a bona fide offer, made for het reer ie 6 rele of Crontior days, the aume he the taro) "Tis sovarsl bnatrel gales atamel TBO Glee Omen Sie Mee the purpose of inducing an immediate settlement of the property. The credit will be made on the contract as soom a re gs [seein aed. prodioess Rane tien] <=aeenee as the conditions of this offer have been complied with. We have rough and dressed lumber on the ground that . paceo, and goodne ’ Pichi ‘628 Jiong the Indians had been using it we will sell at a low figure to persons wishing to avail of this opportunity. LOS ANGELES socialist died and left aff estate of $625,000. So|before he got next-but physicians you see not all socialists are financial failures, sore at society because|are still discussing and disagreeing PLENTY OF WATER they can’t win. as to its injurious effects. rca” ~ ence aD A NSE SaaIaN : ; a ee es ~— There is probably no part of Whidby Island where water for domestic purposes can be so easily secured as MEMPHIS and other Southern cities came down handsomely with|The harem skirt {s much maligned the vicinity of Holmes Harbor, on which this land fronts. On nearly every tract here offered there is evidence funds to defend the man who licked Booker Washington. But Booker] Each time a woman wears It, bas friends, too. But in good sooth {t matters much Very few animals—except the water close to the surface, and on some of the tracts is found live water all the year. o. 8 What kind of damsel dares it. oa EVERY time a New York bank busts it uncovers an odor that is|A dame with feet that look like ples “ CLIMATE smelt clear over the’ country to the Pacific coast. And always a lot| Evokes the witticism; : : ; : at a F of eminent financiers and office holders are found with dirt on their | But she with tootsles trim and neat f © part of Western Washington enjoys a more equable climate than Whidby Island. The Winters are mild garments Disarms all criticism. and the Summers cool. On a portion of this tract we have our own farm that we have been operating for three years o © © —— and we know from experience that during the Summer season, when other sections are suffering from drought, we a it “tip” or carrie: No man can be known until he Fi on bs eS. ieee seesommnen’ nee? - pr rengd pet nave tadty Seen as been caught up and slammed frequently enjoy sufficient rainfall to keep the crops growing. The result of the warm Winters in that section “tip” for? Or maybe you have never been in love—or in need of |40wn & few times by adversity. ‘ Puget Sound is early crops, and consequently high prices. ‘This land is especially adapted to small fruits, dairying money from home. - and poultry. From a small settlement close to these tracts 1,000 crates of berries were shipped last year 6 0o:-* Self preservation the first law of We have printed matter, maps and further data at our offices. that we will be pteased to furnish upon applicatiom c oe . 5, nature? Nonsense! Laziness ts A t » maps a ata at tha 4 ¢ plea yf mm con ts aeee pan, 7 be fhe Mager ae pt B fore ian irst The regular boat service between the Island and Seattle and Everett is arranged for the convenience of the rest “sedition.” And the old town ts prover aiviged an os vith oe dents of the Island and to enable them to leave and return to their homes the same day. For the « vce of those hot shot belching hourly from the two camps. “ Charity ts ne ee heart. Gifts wishing to examine these tracts we have arranged for a special boat service that will permit examinat { the lam reer ee are of the poskettod and return the same day. Arrangements for looking at the property must be made at our Seattle and 1 offices. 5 e thin bo ocla Da c 0 ) THERE'S one thing about the soctalist party in congress that} «pia you tell that man who was the old partion must envy. He can hold a caucus any time without| maning ehotesrapie tor tive news CALL OR WRITE FOR ONE OF OUR ILLUSTRATED FOLDERS even getting out of bed and command a unanimous vote on any old vexed thing that may come before the house. ee ee pleture taken?” Absolutely Pure | QUITE a sumber of weak backs’ are coing to the wall In various i a aoaerod the aoe, oe The only baking os CALVIN PHILIPS & co. parts of the country, hut nobody says much about it. Fact 1, the| “Did he take offense i i ma. fruit is being thinned only that the parent tree in Wall st. may be] “Nota bit of offense. Hoe merely idoawoes ch sana ee stronger and bear larger and more luscious fruit, Survival of the fit-|smiled and said he didn't blame test, you know. mo.”