The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 5, 1911, Page 4

THE STAR—WEDNESDAY, APRIL 5, 1911. a - , . THE SEATTLE STAR WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE? »« | He’s Spent Half a Century in Alaska, and Taken - - ? La i — Civilization With Him, Has Rev. William Duncan S 7 a a a Pal Pal 7 hi /(POIN Why did he do it? — - ey ROOSEVELT ON THE COURTS Star Dust]| DIFFERENT VIEW What started Mt all? | \ the ¢ t t se rem he employ ability . » one knows except one white ! h lf it 1 « a € t t lucate the BY*JORN COPLEY. haired olf man, who won't tell | : ie ba ee x ; (Thig Is by Father.) Mut anyhow, more than half a I t part of ¥ ar t It’s an ¢ act f * TODAY'S GOOD SHORT ONE. « £ . It’s funny bow the office seems #0 dull century ago, & young English min a , " * Nat Goodwin made the state . 4 ister of 26 le ugland, ‘with its! le tw y ri . \ !® ment in a “Clnein att hotel a vel. 3 And how the workshop’s nothing but a drudge; \ 1 alee wad tatemetoeet fi t t that * that no man could eat a quail | “oe It's funny when in toff there comes a lull civilization, and went just as far " Wi I t y * because no} tomach &| It'a funny how think . ty get | 1 rhe p \ the|* could digest 1 * When we were happy nO Cares He went to the cold and desolate| ecall|* _ The friend who heard him * It comes back in a mnt way inland of Metiakatla, off the ‘ hey are ca | # make the staten «| Mew Because in Sp Boyland ev'rywhere of Alaska, inhabited only by vicious t t one é lawid teehee * ~ nd uncivilized Indians. He settled ures c rn ‘ gad + agen B accom! : It's funny when our wife ren mye! Doge a cy By & hts hor I © px c I paral sete tha tek Ce a The groc'ry bill is due, J } 2 <n allie loge cae | t , , ; e . * iwin explained the bet, ® 3 ob our resets saneg ‘ 1. Se Won't cothredieit that be wad] r ya ar a tl * do you think you w| ©, what an awful sha we must grow Up, eens ay) »w, he carried Ke ‘ oak o J! 7 * one quail a day for ® And face life's battles, whether foul or fair! towed the word he : i 80 eonsecuties day #| But what would happen if we should throw up |Cheery, sunny, optimistic t f th ! ate * “You betohe od The game whilst i fs Boyland ev'ry where lSorwaad. ‘wrinities : y } * the bun 1 Ay, pal, for & —_ fe work, surve ( \ V 1 what n t - Ra mae Be ee (This is by Willie.) his sleeves and ‘ \ - ! tha 7 * polar Magazine * . It's fleree when you are only just a wadt® Brought Civilization t ; t go where you please 1M nd@ that work was s . ee es) pee cecaers: - a ae |esolate isiand of M all ‘ ed the ¢ tion and ed iT at t ¥ persis Po ieee cease ieee by td med as he could from the world he him steps in b ‘ c Most ev'rything he wanted to ues elf had left a I wish that I could grow up to a man eg en : the 4 ! e N \ You I'd treat MY children mighty fair; Mg ea ; ot ootae’ — re ‘ ; ao NI? 49 JOSH WISE ik ~ Mah Gainer ‘saye 31 Gent ste) Sew he enn) thing about, Alaska, except “that liv easier for the nto d la t| WX di 7 ‘tien “You've got a cinch—tt's Boyland ev'rywhere! 1 | Russia own 1 it and that it was all| o se is hely hurry ward tl ay when t me ¢ SAYS: —— | snow and J | forget that._A iviend ty one|| A WO=sMinute Vaudeville | i ioe soi ‘ ATTORNEY-GENERAL WICKERSHAM fears that If we have bs don toi BY FRED SCHAEFFER. cars © Seward | the recall “the judiciary may fall under the despoiling rage of the! ye kin touch, creat pica of baring tt for the Usit| REV. WM. DUNCAN. : mob.” Perhaps, if the “mob” is crowded hard enough, but don’t forget Sago the ean ts day alt abe os Milan aah eact perky Fw J ' Provo « well ee eo, i that the “mob” which our Wickershams and Ballingers refer to has = Thud—Bure, Til go fishing with you, Whet Kind of fish are you] “Fether Duncan,” as they all| thom how to pley football ead b 6 North ag At 19 he is stil { to be an actual majority of the voters. ‘ md 4 a * |ienow him fm the Northland, was a| ball, organized a band that was a yment of his work, ; - . pest sulted for |proadminded man. He taught the|credit to Alaska. to turn it over before e WALL ST. business is at lowest point in years, all on account The Slap—Look here, I'm no bait. I'm an angler. Indians the religion of Jesus Christ Love, Patience and Work. 2 younger man. } of those trust cases in the supreme court, they say rick cine, Tee Thud—Oh, you're a fish catcher. What do you catch them with?| But he taught them as well to work| Rev. Willjam Duncan left ctvillz inger and leas able and - —_ = : 7. you — — ers SepHA red with thelr hands, to m hind him when he started ian can handle it now, - school bring a pound of sugar with : x help hands, to build houses in by patience and love D has bullt his foun. WHAT THE CRAZE FOR VARIETY COSTS ike Thud—What do you do—beat the fish to death? | of igloos. He built the finest church | and work and faith, he carried dation we Metlakatla is one of Mrs. Ellen H. Richards of Boston has Itved on the same spot for! “Sorry, mother, but our unton for Slap-—No, I whip the stream. I do that wherever I find @ hole/in the North. At the same time he | civilization with him into the No the mest pr sive cities fa $5 years. In that time cost of living has doubled. What is the real/bids us to carry anything else but} with fish in it |taught them healthy play, show sterday Father Dunean left for! Alaska. ; reason? Mrs. Richards says jour school satchels.”"—Pele Mele. Thud-—1 understand, The fish fall in the hole and break their ‘ alice —__—=<pagpemes ; “It's the craze for variety. The postman used to come twice a loge so they can't get out | — } day; now he comes five times. The telephone not only costs $60 a A Tentative Thing Slap—Howh! Fish have no legs nor hands " — ‘ ee H year, but doubles the orders at the grocer's, and, of course, the] Employer—8o, then, Miss Wiil Thod--Haven't, eh? Then how do they hold onto the bottom? “The Canals Are Coming” i grocer's bill ing, you're Teaving us for good? Slap-—Your ignorance regarding the finny tribe and piseatorial cnmmaneee som H Hardwood floors mean twice the work of carpets. Theatres and] Miss Willing—No, sir! For bet-| pursuits is lamentable. I will describe an instance, Coming tow pool | picture shows take time and money. The cost of guests is double—|ter or for worse!—M. A. P, {full of fish I spotted several beaut! | we have six courses, instead of three, with expensive desserts. The Thud—They were spotted beauties j old way was good enough, but we haven't the moral courage to fol Which Came First Blap—Then baiting with a bhelgamite | low it in the face of the common practice The first tadpole noticed that ite Thud—What were you trying for, a devil fish? ne — - - Then Mrs. Richards asks legs bad become well enough devel Slap—A helgamite is a sort of grub, y rare. 3 i What do we gain by it? Are we happier, wiser or better in any]oped to be used in swimming Thud—Sort of underdone grub. Proceed. What does it s ell] 9 way?” Her conclusion is that “the d ning principle in fixing the Therefore it dropped its tall and Slap-—1 cast my line into the pool and soon had a bite, at which I © Dp e standard of life should be the discovery of the minimum needed to|pecame a frog. Thud—Scratched? maintain full efficiency.” Question for discussion: “Was Slap—Yee—NO! 1 reeled fn. A nation wide society of middle class housekeepers which should | it the first frog?” —Chicago Tribune. Thud—Reeled in? 1 seeyou were drunk i adopt the principle suggested by Mrs. Richards would probably cut ’ the cost of living in two, and who would suffer? 1 aS RIK GEE IE \ i MR. WRIGHT says he can build an aeroplane to accommodate 20, BY WALTER WELLMAN but that it would be risky. Don't do it on our account. We can stay EEX 7 right on the ground and have all the trouble we want. HUBBIES OBJECT MEEK AND MILD | BOSTON hen laid an egg shaped like an interrogation point, which | “45 . ” ts interpreted as an inquiry touching the price of eggs after cold stor j ») minutes age methods are reformed. leila oe a HOBBLING THE MONEY TRUST Weak banks are gradually falling into the arms of strong banks _ TAR SOD ietpeeeeeeceetpantionntaioe os and the little group of strong banks is being steadily gathered to the stalwart bosom of the money -Morgan, Rockefeller, Kuhn, Loeb What does it spell? p & Co. A recent transaction in New York marked a notable stride in the progress. Now comes Attorney-General Wickersham with the announcement KIRKI AN D fhat he is devising legisiation to “control the money trust.” “Important-—if true.” Spells But how, Mr. Wickersham? Anything like the Aldrich central opels bank? And could you also arrange to repeal the law of tnertia, the] City essibil and conven with country LIF law of gravitation and a few other little things like that? and health and happiness and prosperity Because when you change the laws of the universe you can hobble | | the money trust. We fear the only other way to do It Is to let Uncle j “45 Minutes” From BURKE & FARRAR, Owners Sam be the people's banker. ———--- Second and Madison 405 to 409 New York Block OBSERVATIONS |, “What are you Kolng to-give me . ae Sete Sika : HIGH TONED Pacific Union club of Frisco voted down a propo-| no you think it right for couples| “And this is our first quarrel for my birthday? sition to banquet Teddy. Maybe it had members Teddy would refuse |: kiss each other before they are And I'm terribly disappointed in} “I was gotng to offer myself.” | to eat with. married? lyou. With all bis faults, my first) “Well, I was thinking of a ring, e o he Well, I notice that only about | husband was certainly a good scrap- | but If guess I could wind you around} wr — RAEN RL = Sone 2 Res” YOUNG MEXICO may be getting in the saddle, after the manner! one in ton ever kiss afterward, per. |my little finger, too.” , of Young Turkey, but the first thing Turkey did was to banish the old | ii > , _ K Presale Affair. Phage What does it spell? gobbler, Abdul. How about Porfirio? ee sell | Preposterous. | “anything romantic al t their ° ° ° * *| A member of congress was very wedding?” me “PRICELESS RECORDS” are said to have been lost In the burn-|* KNEW HIS PLACE * | much impressed with the dignity of |Uncthing whatever. She can ing of New York's capitol. Gosh! The fire must have burnt up the|®# Tommy, aged 6, was asked # [his position, and it was alw cook and he has a job."—Washing- scandal about the building of that capitol! * by a visitor how he stood in #/hisg mind. One night his wife awak-| 10, Heraid, ‘ Spells— ° ° o *® school *® ened him and whispered: Po OPPORTUNITY a al lets ae P NEWSPAPER MEN who have concocted the title “field corres|* “In the corner. replied *} “John, there are burgiars in they pp eekaekaekhkeer ORT in capital letters—the chance to invest pondent” while autoing around in Mexico will be greeted with some|* truthful Tommy.—Harper's. * | house.” le - very little and gain much ‘ merry ha-has when this crue! war is over. * *| “You must be mistaken, my dear,” |» STROLLERS COLUMN. * ’ ¢ 2s SERRE REE he answered; “thore may be a fow | ® * “45 Minutes” From BURKE & FARRAR, Owners YANKEES will burn more money than anybody else at the crown in the senate, but in the hou : * ~ ing of George V. And these are the descendants of men who burned Always a Clew. aad den deeh bedropectorene SE EAR ESAS SYS Vi Second and Madison 405 to 409 New York Block ' powder at the uncrowning ot George iL. Tm no thief! I'm @ respectable | per's. cessive corpulence, a city business | o 2 as working man —_ g a bicycle,| HA! Cousin Bill Taft has started an Ananias club of his own.| Sherlock Holmes raised his half Merger? ee Cree First member, Mr. Ed Hines, who testified at Springfield that the|closed eyes. “But your hands,” he| “What a brilliant marriage fifteen years ago. He was surprised president was anxious for Lorimer's election said, musingly, “your hands do not} the genial lady. “He te worth sev-| on tuying a machine that he had hs a lonionecometnieemicnuan He —— —— = — ==|seem to be calloused.” eral millions and she will Inherit! omy to pay $25 for one that ho had Tha cause I'm a foreman— | at least « billion jonce paid $150 for. He had another What does it spell? I give orders,” the suspected man| “Would you call that ® mar-|Joo6 attor the sale had been explained. riage,” Inquired Miss Cayenne, “Or | closed when the salesman handed The great detective sighed softly.|@ merger?”’—-Washington Star out this caution: “Remember when | KI RKLAN D Will you please let me see your} “ = a | you get out that you are no longer! a aes 1 4 < st |tongue?” he begged. — Chicago jome Training. the fastest thing on the road. In ‘Bo the Miitor Star; — por ag ap ag Pe mt | News Mother—Robert, come here to me|the old days pleted it tol Spells— “ Star re aoe ees mi = if bir BR ah lights| Negron bis . dodge you and the bicycle by its Freedom from rent paying—more incom real, enjoya there is no way for people that burn | ang two gas plates attached to the| The Denial Habit. opert—Aw, shat mp speed had the right of way. But country life and health—and yet city conveniences gas in the city to get fair treatment! jamp with 14 feet of hose. The| “I#t me caution you about one bay ie ge gall beige Fe now every rider of the wheel bas ‘ ’ . 5 5 } i | thing, Jd the siste e talk to me like that! Say, “Mam-|to keep his eyes peeled to avoid from the gas company. Isn't there) bill was $15.50. Our previous bills|thing,” said the sister of the pros 4 o keep yes pee ° “ ; ” BURKE & FARRAR, Owners any one to go to that you can de-| have been $3.50 and $2.50 a month,|pective groom, ve Mate wal Shae lo a a $e” Biante irom - i pend on? I was at Supt. Valentine's Office and he said he hoped | short time would have Does The that for Star think 28 days is honest? RIBER. A $50.00 Gold Set of Teeth for $15.00 Remember, these low prices e made for a short time only, and we reserve the right to dis continue them at any time with- out notice, early if you | wish to take advantage of this offer. 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They | jwere to get him across the border into that coveted United States in} a barrel, They were going to row him across in a skiff as freight They were in the middle of the} Rio Grande when a revenue launch | bore down on them. Being caught} with the contraband meant a pingh | id every moment the launch} ained on the rowers, Nobody ever saw @ Mexican r hesitate when as at stake. (THE END.) his = Sixty Years the Standard Dr.PRICE’S BAKING POWDER A straight, honest, Cream of Tartar Baking Powder. Made from Grapes. Makes better, more healthful food, Sold without deception. NO ALUM-NO LIME PHOSPHATE “Alum tn food must therefore act as a Polson.’”* Prof. Johnson, Yale University, Read the label. Buy no haking powder uniess the lahel shows it to be made from Cream of Tartar. 405 to 409 New York Block Second and Madison What does it spell? 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