The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 30, 1911, Page 4

4 THE STAR—THURSDAY; MARCH 30, 1911, THE SEATTLE STAR Did You Ever Hear About the Song of the ince = Girl He Loved, But She Moved Away? Listen! THE THINGS OF SPRING es aati There Is a Very, Very Good|~ 7 - - . 1 s ar i )) | Why It H Inter-| WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE t us | Reason Why It Has an Inter BY JOHN COPLEY, | est for Grace Monroe = | oe eR RRR Doesn't It Make You Feel} “ * The maily are fall of funny things Just now Sympathetic? | , |s CAN FEEL IT * Whene'er the postman comes I wonder what By N COPLEY “1 Jos in the monster hate out a decade ago (which mea ines’ silently seclaned * New catalog of seed or hen or cow About a decade ago (which moans 10 yea to a T, Anastasia there « 1 at om, they know ® Tnnide those feddink envelopes he's got jose AE rey * hat the *| was @ popular song that bad as its k i. ae aementkthe (ha: Midas as Or, mayhap ‘tit a bill for last year's hat sabtate’ ty Loved Mer, ba Che he ' *| Mayhap the coal man's bill he's called to bring od Away That is, the ditty | * Reb eee eee ebenaeat I's funny how we ne'er remember that was popular in certain sections and . These things come in the mail most ev'ry Spring! | habit en | ECONOMY Hut aa neh that In one he t I they have « " ? that is n sad unison with I y " ntend to wear! The high school gtrl is spending dad's hard mun the tresses today, that! VOTE SELLING, which @ in has now t an om akirt On maple sundaes (nuts, please) and the like song wouldn't fetch a ghost of an | u Pre t Ky 00 | oh I n't enlied Mr. Pennt| jut in the apringtime dad enjoys the fun encore, Indeed, ‘tgould be simply hi te a hu a wonder | Wise op will consent to » unkind reminder t e th r ‘ ~ Ne . nd , ; mA ; Sobht Twould be a cruel dad, indeed, who'd pike! - = ar . ir - and os Hh r w far tb lities of the country have been a A we wo hobble brindle pup that Jives next door a , kirts Instead.”—Washington | But when you come to figure up the bills opin gett in Mh a gthinss, | And wonder how you used up ev'rything This facade is to adorn the simple Working an Abandoned Mine. Somehow there ain't so many gladsome thrills, tale of the you man whom Mins | Ever hear the story of tt Grace Monroe didn't care for 7 In all this me adness of old Spring! that had » kept in cold : apap hype t old — Miss Monroe lives in Denver | for 10 Spring fover hits most ev'ryone, now doubt Pe pow t sa ge is the prima | donna at the Star theatre, and ts erna ' ‘ : Decad Chicas Wetbieke We love to think of roaming In the flolds; wondrous fair of fi Thi al Seats ‘ a . But just the same we've got to figure out trinity of reasonably good things—| bowels | t . " ‘ “ How much our little springtime income yields, [¥en on a warm Spring day, when| heavily in r 1 1 ed letter, rt 1 a t \ ( , in a recently titer, A JOSH WISE We yawn and sigh and think of boyhood day good things are not uncommon | ing & us when n € t an a first > SAYS When we were wont to blithely sulle and sing, Miss Monroe was studying very | and nos ; f » we've & hard to go into grand opera, and| c x 9? ~ ~ But since we've grown to be the man who pays, - P ; ; petted he tren Northern] §% Th’ Beeleys How can we fully love the gentle Spring? had no time for Cupid's darts or any Dear , 5 . i r aro { port Argus does e NES ia uli ine eed PRAISE apts _ ee. JOF that sort of foolishness, Indeed Dlusbes "1 \ y thar today and that cour not warn ama i * she remained indoors every St. Val happens that t 2 $1,500, is the ter write on both He was a wise looking man. He was so wise looking a8 he sat!" put Denver held one aspiring elf con ‘ he siashiieal f cach side o' th’ paper, |'" the street car that a little man ventured to move over beside him) young man who wouldn't believe it eure in | xed by the national lal rea alue each Becur when|and ask oe 7 gent +h and little Gracie were ir t wae Go We kee What sort of weather do you think we'l) have for April and May? cara ong sien i © y pe “ days at the Champa st proud of < } ; good an excu 1 don't think,” was the reply he vowed that some “ on wales ” = not ter print th’ “And don't you care? 00 o wield b 5 ne of real estate I =" say nroe name would be 5 ogel at . . asin al goes : whether we have winter or summer? wedded to her operatic am- bedbuss 1 . , as Miss Monroe 7 y, 100 men and women ty their pre € € ee ¥% Don't care whether we have snow or rain?” not ti and ior pos A—Th . : ; * “No, at y ». and sen e rea "7 rement of $1,500 per person, or a total of $150,00 » nO, ane. n aw This som wer Sere a eee rg weet plier Seattle is!™ EXTRA SESSION * he reason I asked you,” said the little man, in a deprecatory way.|{inn after the sieeve allie. oy ie Po p another way, su ging ; ay tl ois life ( politice— #| "Is because I wanted to set out a lot of gooseberry bushes this month, | of course THE GIRL WHO MOVED AWAY wo with improvements, $500,000, ar ve LY | ae se w ° and I wanted to know that the o 1 put | 4 ry aggee-ereenggeegone eraser gp a it . F teehee ; sak elas demi soe og a strange di i come a hed yo a y would pull through. You know abou The young man would not stay! «tilly wintry morn, she went away.) they can salary on the af tage c 1 of n c a ‘ona erries, don awa: re ‘oun, 18 ! You see, ore > ‘ t ¢ P be Nothing value is the presence of the)#® When Fate's exhausted all her # Never heard of them.” they are stabbed. tn ans castles oo ee ve tr "ghe in bi : oe away |right—and « ‘ys ee has girl peot t prosperity they create * * * “Don't you know that they sell for 20 cents a quart?” by the barbed shaft of Luv “and not oven, the "postman wil ae tel ” ro. aldara » ascends plea prospe y creat : * r “No, sir.” naft of Li not ever . Il | cept the fellow who ont. an is worth $1,500, even if he hasn't a cent to his| an extra session. * Fh han ter, | He came back again and again. He|know her address till this lilt of neidentally, Miss Monroe * * Dear me! Why, there have been seasons when they sold as bigh | wa | berg on talckais emai s ’ was running over with fond affec-| mine » cold type and white | sing to beat the band, and ispecy BREA very ’ eae igh SERRE ER RR RRR Ee ee : ES tion—and had a pretty good job, | paper. ing ‘em in at the Star. 1 . s to n ake ava range ur oth See" a Ah RRP NST me wide, which was more to the| Displaying splendid foresight,| Wouldn't it have been awfully an JUST Or “ o own lant c enship asse - porees ematorias to you ote “ Miss Monroe came to Seattle. fe t . A 1 ; berries, wh conversation had better cease—better cease, afr.| . lortunate for. the Masa a goes into the soil, and if you own the soil the asset is placed to erie, WEY, Cie convernntion: had etter cense—better..coasn, sft he budding prima donna said] For the present she is singing at|the Star if she had said “Yes" t wi four credit y ® on us to continu nay each time, and finally, one! the Star. Heaven only knows bow |that feller last winter? * £ tus beings inevitably belongs . — 1 an beings inevitably belongs] THOUGHT IT OVER Nothin to the « to those who 1, the “My wife had a cook that had been with us five years,” said the! will brea build i achinery insurance man, “and | was more than surpised when » acedsted me go prom “ be to make about a month ago with Cold Co! i ; Sager “'Mr. Blank, I must have $5 a month more or I shall strike.’ until thr it n ¢ easy get ‘But I am paying you good wages now,’ I replied taken fu his own y; "Yoa, but it is cn account of Thomas, The 1 », indeed! ‘‘and who is Thomas pains, he ———— ph pee He's the man I'm going to marry, and ho's In Australia.’ . m PAT DUNN, Texas legisiator, has introduced a bill forbidding use, Then what's he got to do with It? “ - sneezing, 5 K xt Saturday er ne fe manufacture or sale of false teeth or hair, wooden ; 3 or ~ ole skirts He's on a strike, sir, and I want to show him sympathy!’ Next Saturday, April Ist, is the last day aecet fm the Lone Star state, And we imagine a lot of peo own there “We let her go and got another,” said the narrator, “but In four (= P ee eee ae TEES, feel that they can’t stand P: days she was back and asking for her old place of our baking demonstration. If you eto ' —_— — **Your sympathy didn’t last a great while,’ I sald cig wii bina cyl cde sien aee oe maa Tart anudete: buy a Monarch Range during this dem- dose And what did you think? ‘ 4 1 ward oi onstration, we will give you 2 a That Thomas would be as apt to take mo for a fool as a sympa sage give 5 a mercham » gery thetic woman!” “ evs cost of | 2 dise coupon which is worth $7.50 on the dollars, nt in Seattle has be erally attributed to the wide open connection with the re ahich we desi of woman suffrage. Undoubtedly that was th the overthrow of the old regime, but It was 1 Jn Srinthpal a - purchase of any article in the store, strated i the only | Mr Coyne—-Did you i} cthel } < oo ; tric interests supported ram ©, Gill as a candidate for} that you would inherit her if she 7 < on. be OU: w ed he appointed, as chief of pc mar oken-down noble Ry AS LISTENED BY FRED SCHAEFER, IN ST RUC Ti E Sevcied. mayor , re pega ones Rf emo ook sr pane Kime Ansdioes Bit cou eal a Demonstrations wi cure out th transformers In Ballard, a suburban ones the case. We didn’t want to name ~ ne = li attle, leaving Electric company in ep Ives woman jhim that; he does tell half truths The daily baking demonstrations now iets so refused to give light to two large office buildings , it you must not He told the sergeant he was used : 2 , 7 Pape's Ci fn Seattle which were wired with city wires, maintaining that the city|The things she does own she} to any kind of fare. In fact I recall P { being conducted in our show window mee < @id not have the power to spare, but he changed his mind as soon } want while those she has she that when he was a child he s - | > as have been greatly appreciated by hun- suit was thre ed. Mayor Gill w d, and practically every | doesn't |my lap in a street car and chewed 2 : man in the city council who had shown similar leanings was cast out — up a perfectly good transfer, dreds of Seattle housewives. Just plain, ‘ of office. Financial journals in the East have been threatening dire| We're now upon an ageless age, My boy got stuck on the army by i ee | every-day baking is being demonstrated. results to Seattle because of its atte to vote $800,000 of bonds t when from seeing billboards of soldiers stand . hai ie PR : for public ownership of a certain ¢! railway, On election day,|t yell at eve we hear the jing negligently in the midst of trop You are welcome to any ot the recipes, March 7 last, Seattle voted for the bond issue overwhelmingly. Th * chime. The loveless wed jfcal scenery with white gloves on. and the operator in char will be glad @lectic remaining politician of the old school out of office,|ding’s common now, likewise the My som can stand like that for hours, with or without white gloves to answer questions about the Monarch focluding the man who introduced in the city council a year | child! And we slp the 4 , t ago ution denoune es ‘oMier’s for its ertticism of Ballinger amantie j or we blow the beer- % ~ erat endiorne ean at Range. You will be interested in seeing torial in Collie A 1 jess foam unker Hill, my grandfather foug! 4 - ; 3 Editorial in Collier's for April 1. a ns une Pinte ond aor Aout ob how little fuel is required to bake with “POLITICO” asks us: “Lorimer having been made United States My) Mother-in-Law. Lookout Mountain, but none of the Monarch. them had time to admire the scen ry. They were kept busy thinking You Save of all the money they were losing senator by 5% democrats and 55 republicans, to what party will he] belong?” Don't you worry about that, Politico. Big Interests will to it that Lorimer has a party, all right in it makes the nice hot bread While sickly wife lies in her bed, Saying that she is almost dead? citirremeemeninasietnie My mother-in-law My eldest boy has the war fever. /by the war. That's why we're pen $7.50 $7.50 The Gospel Mission wt Gt. Louie recently published thie advertiee-| wi fcc, the bill collector's |and hed himeclf examined. The sur-|why $13 a month looks like a whole Now—For Now—For men"Men Wanted—Fifty at 2150 Easton av. at 8 p.m. Come ready Ty. teotherindew. ny 6 shal HE eee + dee} Popentand nL harieh- Sens: Mell: eee eee Cash or on = “They came—800 strong—and they were ready to work. They|¥*° pa Se: GO hs. toe nel = fey oars tao vocnal nag oe apace fant ro pe par Bo Time got | w found—what? A chance to attend a gospel revival! And the landlord, cold, wit not} My son’s name fs Anan. W ed the money wane ~ And they were pretty mad, too. It took the police to keep things relent 7 . |that name out of a book. Our| “As for myself and your mother, . quiet, and so far as known, not a single convert was made. Somehow, somewhere, digs up the |friends, however, say we didn’t got | we will remain and do our fighting But suppose a “gospel revival” did Include a revival of work for| SmehOw: | » ail of it lat home.” nexpensive Summer Ku S$ Idle hands and bread for empty stomachs! Wouldn't it sweep the world, ay iethepintas, a “Well, sir, when trade's bad I put it there—it's empty—and you'd be surprised what a lot of people take short drives in my cab, I've had four fares within the last hour.”"—Tit-Bits. ee lee “A DECOY stnieniciaigetliontiite A HOT ONE. The attention of a hansom cab driver was called to a purse lying Pope ioe ts Russ at ‘vice ee on the mat of bis cab as he awled” along Piccadilly. He winked -xcelsior Brussels Kugs at very special prices. OBSERVATIONS and said This is an excellent, heavy, pliable rug; it comes in good Oriental patterns, in assorted colors, service- able and suitable for summer homes gr furnished NOW the Welshmen claim to ha discovered America, They So ee —$—— apartments, where a durable, low-priced rug. is WE ARISE to remark that fire {s about the only agency which Ww Geos reac ay a fae Parisien as eas wanted eould effectively purge the state capitol building at Albany, N. Y. ‘Any suggestion as the music other—2G you paint the table $15.00 9x12 Excelsic jrussels oe. «@ for the dinner tonight? Father—Yes, | gave it a coat and| $1 x12 Excelsior I cg els Rug ..... $11.75 ONT listen to a funny story while eating at « free lunch counter Well, play something loud with | two pairs of trousers.—Harper's Ba-|f $13.00 9x10-6 Excelsior Brussels Rug ....$10.50 Traveling salesman at Evansville, Ind., tried it and choked to death he soup course. You understand. war. $11.50 9x9 Excelsior Brussels Rug ... . “6 8 Washington Herald —- a ane acs ‘amcuu srg ug 8 9.25 BREAKFAST TABLE TALKING of a national bread trust now. Does it ever strike there Something Wrong. $10.00 7-6x9 Excelsior Brussels Rug ....8 7-75 | Made of solid oak, in the golden fine merging men of multimillions that there is such a thing as tempting What We All Buy. Doctor (who has just mislaid Size 4-6x7-6, an unusual size in Tapestry Brussels | ish; a very neat pattern, as pietu fate? “What ye eatin’ t packet with red label)—Good heav Rug, suitable for halls, vestibules or bedsides; good | made with fluted legs, oval top; size ee ae ‘A dime’s worth of salt wid some lens! Did you taste anything pe- patterns and colors; extra value at $8.50. Special | 38x5 : PRINCESS LOUISE of Belgium spent in a year the $1,200,000 left peanuts in it Judge. jcullar about that last dose I gave patte * , om at $8.00. Special | 38x50 inches. Special, tomorrow her by the late King Leopold. She is trying to borrow on her remain- you?"—London Opinion. See ener nee cee eeee ene tm weeeneeeeens $6.25 | only af - : I ing expectations, but King Albert takes a narrow view of the matter and objects A Vague Impression. “What is your idea of the chars’: | Mak@g Home Baking Easy 5 Seattle's Largest ter of Lady Macbeth?” Py : y Housefurnishing Store. Really,” replied Mrs, Cumrox.} there Is so much gossip about peo-| Demonstrat- Buy Now Pay Later t st — monti by te cours ee MRS. DONALD M’LEAN denies that New York women are ex-| t agant in dress, deetaring that “a woman of many engagements can dress well on $5,000 a year.” A man who won't give his wife ple connected with the stage that that pittance for clothes should be licked for his meanness—darn him! | Miss Chance—Miss Passay says | one scarcely knows what to believe.” prema ote va “ inlenathatibi she is ready to make up, if you are? |—Washington Star. Miss Caustique—it [had a com or to Show Bea You the plexion like hers I'd have been| Wonderfully Realistic the fo $1.00 WELLS-STILLSON made up long ago, The Customer— There's some. Hoosier last n PIPE WRENCH . 59c |i . . thing wrong with these grand opera ' r einai! WHITE SEWING Thies the genuine “Welle tiiim Pom best way to clean the inside ‘records, There’s a horrible racket Kitchen Reduced to $27.50 mincing machine is to grind |in each one that spoils the effects 1 guarante bread in it Cabinet When You | Are In is the music. : The Demonstrator—Ah, yes; one arg rae, One: Oaetination. of our latest effects. That's the con- Is there any field for NeW | vergation in the boxes. . Wonderful- We this o Tw poets ‘ .—Pittsburg Post. a Yes, - potter's fleld.""—Lippin.|'¥ "ealletiegPittebure Pos pang cott’s Haine Not In Fashion. phn “How would you like one of these | Heady ‘sor beatenieny: full length mirrors, madam? Cholly Crow—Mr. Feathers, I've| “The length is all right, but it BROWN’S come to ak for the wing of your |yeems hardly wide enough.’—Har BRONCHIAL TROCHES J East 414. e MADISON daughter in marria |per’s Weekly ‘ darted in or vert poi 2 | Old Rooster Feathers Well, | , Coughs, Hoarse- |i} Cedar 414, At 12th 250, $ rm B. D. VORIS Pioneer Dealer in White Sewing young rooster, are you quite sure | © ye loan | } ster, 4 i ‘ | SOME SAYINGS OF hates. A’ favorite Sa ' o Machines ‘ § || 7ou can ko ? her tn the style she's | CELEBRITIES. ; Absolutely Pure . eS eet Sie See eee eee ne 1105 ‘Third Av. Seattl rash 50 14-10 ie $i.ao |} accustomed to The husband,” said Sterne, “who Sec and jeatple Hase 1 ge po by ~~ wt ee Cholly Crow—Just as sure ad |pehaves unuindly, to his, wite de, | 2e@ Oualy leankcleogy jor ditteedaaeS mecca od : . 594; Sunse |you're a roost bight I've just had serves to have the house burned| 4@@tefrom Royal Grape | _ a Main 706 Spinning’s Bargain Store fin)" claws manicured, so that I'll be over his head”. “it you thin 40," Cream of Tartar | Stay “Want” Ads Are Business Bringers. a assified ae Buy o wing Machines for Rent, ° TETRIS Benen AR jable to dig and scratch for her for|Garrick carelessly answered ee eeeetemnemeet |p rest of her life.-Judge. » your house is insured.” | |NoAlum,NoLimePhosphate Business Bringers sell real estate, etc.