The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 29, 1911, Page 4

_THE SEATTLE STAR ot Unlted Press, Pub inliy by The Star lishing Co. “alifornia servin x their ¢ can no longer in ¢ spend the wint beg that wing at the the nning ays Within a fe legislature and tell the the onal duty w roll t of to every district the s fairly how ved ther sed as I can rts of cond only mn gained the fine sal of Hi Gill claim to have buman Masa an photograph sity, Worcester « ts of Clark univer ed of which they {an instrument by means he pictures of the E ald they like to try a icture they should ¢ eat his A zh Ww If Stat to re immediately There of every toward FUNNY how look affect car 99 out cars ely as th had in his employ Jimmy ach, and was his offense Jimmy tuts, But eral Jackson was president he as porter. Jimmy annoyed Col, Donelson very 1 always pardoned by the indulgent president. One tim was grave, and the president, b@ore discharging him, sald I have borne with you many years, in spite of all compl fn this act you have gone beyond my power of endurance “And do you believe that story? asked Jimmy answered the president, “I have just When Ge O'Nell heard ft from belaved all that 20 sinators sald fit to president fent to the day of bis desth. replied Jimmy, “if Oi Oi'd think ned with the ren ty of plays Bet they ¢ pund room name SEATTLE children have air and a glimpse of open w things they'd like, too. ar 789 other John D. Rockefel usual r of reporters when the South he reache from his holiday trust cases {o th He smiled and asked him about the Mextic court and the possibility h Japan Hucksters are selling strawberries in the streets of berries are right good, that for the w wind of New York in soft air of the Mr. Rocke help thinking how mu¢ farch—than a ¢ nan can buy with a billion anythi pleasantly in his too. thought of a billiona: ts face, bi With the nfort and lux rmost was th or One cannot Derry —even in dering whether a than the sort of thing that linge Gtruck the city pavements. Not many can have a billion dollars, might Conceivably have early strawberries, things, including peace and sunshine OBSERVATIONS FRANK WORK, multimillionaire horseman, died in New York in 4 year, having kept his promise never to ride tn an automobile. o 0 © BOOKER T. WASHINGTON never claimed to be a pugilist, any how, so the man who licked him has no reason to consider himself the White man’s hope. ury mor mind when he but a billion men and womer besides a lot of other ge ar A 55-FOOT whale entered San Diego bay Thursday last Battleships over and left in the direction of Japan. be just maneuvering. looked th ° ° X-RAY photographs disclose that Champton Jack Johnson's skull from % to % inch thick. We told Jim Jeffries he'd have to kick Jack fn the shins to lick him. ° ° FIRE started a panic in a hall at Youngstown, O. when some one yelled, “Remember you're Irish! marched out in soidierly order eo. 9 >.@ OVER 200 pretty girls have proposad by mail to Col Hetty Green, “the richest woman in the world,” and n the heart on his part—#o he says. ° St. Patrick's day and the people Green, son of i oe TO PROVE that a boarder irldebted to her had a fierce appetite, an Oregon boarding mistress swears he ate 33 Not a bad advertisement for the lady. o:278. 6 KANSAS professor finds that an American type of girl is emerging fom the mixture of races which has peopled this continent. She has brown eyes and hair and \s as pretty as a new red wagon TALKS ON TEETH [= By the REGAL DENTISTS SMILE AT YOURSELF IN YOUR MIRROR Here some important things for you to consider Your teeth ed badly enough to » with your natural expres sion whe Some ot ther trouble you when you are eating or drinking. Again, they may keep you awake nights, If you recognize any of these conditions as of we yourself ered from Would not your time be worth to yourself or employer if your teeth were good? Is it dread of pain or on account of the expense that you neglect your teeth? Pa-| tients of our office know that den tal operations are not so harmful, | after all; they know that we guar-| antee our work to be the best, and they know our charges are the low: est. REGAL DENTAL OFFICES 1405 Third Ave., N. W Cor, Union 75c Selected Cedar Min- now, 60c {They are co ered with many tHe ibe nelly ) in oar Be 06 We are agiae Minn Yours for Bargains Spinning’ 8 Bargain Store you talk or laugh Avenue part of your experfence, t that questions, want to su; you as these consid @ business standpoint iy 2IN}Y Surures Circulating Library AT 208 UNION ST. LANE THE BOOKMAN Opp. the Postoffice Main 6023 nty of fresh | mmittee | in Maybe spying, may-| ts} a flutter of | biscuits for breakfast. | Pee eee eee eee ee eee eee ee eee Georgia, | Star Dust RARER TODAY'S GOOD SHORT ONE 1 rer when I ember, 30 years was a lawyer, th 16 or 18 of us—all ra about a fire P e. It was a raw, wet night A bedraggied stran wet to » hide, ame in, and tried to accommodatic and was told there room left The nearest other 1 was & mile away Shivering, th anger looked at the fire, but formed & solfd line t that he could not get Finally o of the law a spirit frivolity woated was no! we such about near it ye anid in of friend, are you a tr ele am, sir, I have all over the world Hoe Japan 4 Atric on don't aay sot © countries In All of them—been every Ever been in hell? ‘Oh been there twice How you find things yea ‘Oh, much the same as here lawyers all next to the fire New York Herald. ee ee JOSH WISE SAYS “Mise Jemima, oldest of th’ six unmarried Noo- brooder —_girts, was caught mail. in’ a love letter ter herself th’ other day.” A Bit Mixed Ad Instructor in a phurch school where much attention was pald to sacred history, dwelt particularty on the phrase, “And Enoch was not, for God took t So many t this r fn connection w death of Enoch that he though the dullest pupli would answer cor rectly whe asked In examination. State tn exact language ¢ ble i ft rn vat! But this is the answer he got ch was not what ( Brooklyn Life. s was ven COULON'T She-—-Why wife agree? He—He married an auto girl on a wheelbarrow salary can't Jones and his Reason for It. He—I saw Annette Kellerman the other nigh She—What was she in? He—I ly couldn't Water was up to her neck Widow see. The Cornell In Technical Terms. Customer—is electricity the best lighting medium? Trothfal Agent-—Well, that is the current bellet more American. really His Destiny Depends. Young Mother—I can’t make my boy of mine to, Schoolmaster—How old is he? Young Mother —Philadelphia Times. Wasn't an tron Hand. “Houson has dainty hands for a sn't he?” he told oat ition on account of that What been? Usher in a theatre, His hands were too small to be useful in keep. ing up the applause.”—Youngstown Telegram. position could that have A HARD TRICK She—Yes; I've taught bh very difficult tricks. He—Did you te ‘ou? 1 find that v. ch him to kiss ry Gitte ult Booked ‘Above Par. “My son,” remarked the stern “when I was your age I had little time for frivolous diver- “Well,” replied the young man, “you didn't miss much, Belleve me, gay life isn't what it looks to ~Philadelphia Times, ee eee madam, | Halts: | up! mind what college to send that! | me that he once AR-—-WEDNESDAY,(MARCH 29, It was evident y. and the was @ atr oung that h haired shoulder Pardon x me r man. After lighting hil he T but on the j r Francis Daffy, Knight of t! of the De Kagie, Knight | Cross. Dye mind telling yo Roylted he of the hate | Michael Murphy—night be Iant and every damn night 1 nge n who od stranger, oth ry ce ENGLISH KNIGHTS AND waggor*that b was boiling tq r mt buy ecpld cat t vite of the ur -name, m dn @ dooy night before Murph Reore 191%, MASSAGE F — BETTER btT ME GIVE YOU A NICE MASSAGE — If WON'T TAKE LONG ~ /3 IN A PRETTY BAD SWA PE. - / THINK LEY ME GO OVER 1 BECAUSE ——— nm YOUR FACE NOP —m REALLY YouUD BEYYER we MASSAGE: 4 IRISH KNIGHTS was a scion of ¢ ed la we { a Broadway b ant Tab « York you for a match? Hath, Knigh ht of the I ght of the Kol an? riet ue Me that, last nighe name ts tonight 414% Third Ave, West, City Osgar und Adolf BY FRED SCHAEFFER. Say, Ongar, dot f “Why, I nefer notineed id, Ade Vell, der odder day 1 tolt him | Better you raise y olla } face.’ * Pa's Anewer. Pa, what ts a ship's hold? Mr. Woolly Weat—Why—er the anchor, I suppose.—Boston | Transcript. Bon SUPPLY EXHAUSTED Nearly 6 weeks. | He kiss Haven't you one little to spare me? She—W 1 must admit I'm rather ort of them this week I've given a whole lot away already Just Always Present. The primary class was ling birds, and the teacher asked what birds remained in our climate all the year round, Nearly ever kind had been given, when little Daniel raised his hand, “Have you thought of one more?” his teacher aske Y phantly, answered, triuif Red Hen. es'm,” he ‘the stork.” r While They Detect. Every criminal is sure to leave a number of clews behind him. replied the old police of that some of them a8 ble keep the detectives theorlzing while they catch a steamboat.”—Washing ton Evening Star so as to kok kk "Pid you enjoy the opera?” No; I didn’t hear it.” “Why not? “Two women seated next to me kept telling each other how they adored music Boston Transcript * * * * * * * * * * * Kk bteteeeeee A A Difference in Hair, “Why do you consider women su perior to men in intelligence?” “A bald headed man buys restorer by the quart, doesn’t he hatr woman doesn't waste time on a bair restorer. She buys hair.”—San Jose Palladium. | discuss: | lor Otto Schnit bt Adolf it's! | issue me a new one? | a polite id by me ke, und he going guy, ald id Oxbial a funny I om says to me to laugh in your CAUGHT. Magistrate—You are accused stealing a diamond worth fifty thou sand franc Thiet—1 chance! Magistrate—It more even, Thiet-—You can have It for twenty thousand, sir.—Pete Mele, only wish I had is said to be worth A Literary Question, They say she married him noney impossible rolt Free Pr tor | Ho's & poet."—De: THE STANDING ARMY. “Are you the language editc What do you want? ve got a long list of Mexican towns here that I can't find on the! map “Lemme see towns—they're Dealer. “Gueas so. m. Those colonels,” ain't - Plain The Watchword, He—We must economize. She—Huh! You sound just like @ democrat taking office.—Harper's| Bazar WISDOM OF WOMAN. Savings Bank Depositor—Will youplea: cancel my old book and Cashier—What's the matter, lost your book? Depositor—Not exactly, but amounts to the same thing. My| jwife won't let me have it—Judge. SIGNS OF SPRING. The Lord loves a cheerful giver— Hut be careful what you say Lest in your generous giving You should give yourself away NEVER AGAIN, “Ever go to a parlor social?” Wunst only, One of them parlor clalists set out to prove that he was as good a man as I was. And he done proved it, too.”—Washing: ton Herald WAY OF THE WORLD. “Opportunity is like every else. “In what way? “Always anxious to call on man who ia already suc Kansas City Journal. one the pee lul."= UNITED STATES BOUNDARY LINE CROOKED, CAUSES UNCLE SAM LOTS OF TROUBLE Mexico in| Heked wottled Unele 1846-7 am and the cones treaty of Guad Califo: and 9 in the 1848, que | Hidale lot of 0 the in nia her territory passed jiars and Stripe ill Uncle Bam wasn't wanted to round out his po by He ions xhec r this in 1863 through th chi a trip of what | Jexico and Arizona, 600 w and 120 miles The James Gadsden The price Gadsden now deal our was Mexico didn't draw or maybe a it daden undary line fault of the ablished the comm iasior youndary mon if you look map you wi ing a discrepancy des of t t. True line t a man's nose a long in this an inch or red by the circum it necessary to divert wth of the in and the fe valuab ver owned # friction be of the present dan Mexico w al va Colorado river made 400 foot al boundary « through the xico to Ke it upon most public land Unc jam ¢ sit ie endle land owners and the eve in republ are some VANILLA EXTRACT—The kind for which you pay your grocer Oc, Special 2he FOOT EASE ation exce burn 2he VIOLET GLYCERINE TOILET SOAP--Delicious for the bath 4 tollet t of week 10¢ SHORSE LINIMENT ng for sprains bru’ SOc sine One app ef fro: tired « i “ » r helps Just lamenens. *, et B5e LUCEO CLEANING COM POUND--A marvelous cleanser { sltke laces. %woolens and tb The «< size for rest of ook 25 HAIR BRUSH—Solid Rest of woe! k SPECIAL Davis & Co.'s Peroxide of pint bottle. Regu ile IMPORTED OLIVE OIL—The Tusean brand of Olive Oil is imported by us direct. The best on the market for salads, etc Sold tn original containers. % pint, price . 1 pint ‘ 1 quart, % gallon 1 gallon Parke. B54 price price . pr ACH-A-CHUS tried « new y are fine for the relief of throat and bronchial troubles, coughs, colds, hoarse: ness and tickling of the throat Large box : 206 Have ese troches? you Th Don't forget that we have a store at Pike and Fourth, anoth- er at Madison and Third, which If you can- have them are at your service. not come down town, send the goods out to you, FREE DELIVERY SERVICE. Ohio Cut Rate Dentists 20% Pike St ntrance Room 4 Fillings 50c Up r painie pain and our ¥ ons methods will save you ing avers will give 4 Filings WORK $5 tooth with od to take the ‘ $8 CROWNS #4. If you've @ tooth that's too badly docayed t one of our Crown Specie can make it PAINLESS WORK A SPECIALTY, minations “We are now in our NEW LOCATION 1406 Fourth Ave, Diagonally Across Frém Pr FEDERAL PAINT & WALL PAPER COMPANY .— sh half Then, on wht has to to th Mexican hair week-end 45 M1.0F CANA! IN MEXICO LOWER the supply million American too, ( t off o every Uncle Bam has to fix tt et permission from this b a once in Just now plesome filled with inst tening to dc dams and It to trou ctos, who all sorts of th canals that keeps Ameri contemplate soll. on end the usual Quaker CAMERA SUPPLIES ‘ow that the camera season {s on’t forget that w d to m all your wants way of filma, koduks Aw ur ¢ ne and finish ing "at cuT "RATES. Satisfac tion guaranteed. are fully prepa in the ete GOING TO ALASKA THIS YEAR? you are, here ts Some of in handy st to these arth If look over BANDAGES AND ADHESIVE TAPE Bandages, 5 yards QUAKER COLD AND FEVER TABLETS—-These tab will you against fever and A large box for Ids. QUAKER CARBULIC SALVE— Strongly antiseptic, very healing. You should not be without it Large box ¢ VIVA HERS TABLETS tablets will relieve your stomach of all work, and keep your liv right side up. Three m supply MONEY GELTS—We large variety of these se have from to $2.50 GOLD DUST BAGS from St 00 t to lo 92 After the grip take Vinol and get your strength back. It will keep your blood rich, red and pure. You take no risk. It is guaranteed by us. Let Vinol Make You Strong. FREE DELIVERY part of the city. Use your phon Pike and Fourth, Main 6079; Ind. 2401. First and Madison, Main 3184; Ind. 2915. Third and Madison, Main 6529; Ind. 2362. To any service. Quick IDEAL MINING AND IRRIGATION PUMP pumping mach West at Danz Shoe C 119 Yesler bo oF Home of the Famous W. L. Douglas Shoes Opposite Seattle. Hotel =| Open ev WALL PAPER Retailed at Wholesale Prices DAHLEM & BARRY 1508 3rd, near Pike rado river goes a and flexico. rip an the specials that are money savers, every one of quality [NEN A 9 invitatl per pare pate Dear Miss gark spots 4 very 1 do fo fie a rec who wrote ine”? a-—) fi the nature ¢ scription dalist®, arailable to really 1s q ount of « bexndary t fit. “Who ta ch a boteh wae ters ask each to dough Pry possible the poem ° Dear Mis birthstone November” ‘A—Topai mup. to know, knows anything ey © boundary ts = totap ource of discord ang between Memeo ang, —_ of A—The apd rolled, t ‘Then it ma: the neck an and tied. match the worn. Skin the knee Dear Miss take a trip where I will know nothin ny #8 I don’t b.—Waitet help with s you do not 4 your time menu. You therein m: millar to order these you about t member tha’ teacher, and Dear Mis only in the LEMON EXTRACT s-ounce Regular 500, for HOFF'S LITTLE LIVER AND STOMACH PELLETS—A good relief for headache, constipation, billiousne ver, ete. 2he sise FLUFFS MOQUET—A pertetp wash the hatr. Leaves it ip a soft s condition. Reg ular 10 VELOTA Harmless dew. blemis d makes the skin soft and white. 50c size for TIGER OiL—A liniment no superior for stiffness of the rheumatism, ete, Large FACE POWDI muscles LISTER SCALPINE— tching of the scalp and removes dandruff. Large $1.00 bottle for = CARTER’S LIVER PILLS regular 25¢ size for . SOME INTERESTING Cl 50c Listerine. Special ...4 acob’s Ol. Special Pinkham’s Compound. Spe . 79¢ Water. Special 29@ Bromo Quinine. Spe velieves box 25e Beecham’s Pills. Spec. 25c Grube's Corn Remedy. cial Vital cial cial Zip Corn Remc Robinson's Pa cial Vim Spring Tonle, Grape Juice, quarts. nt Barley. Loulse Face Powder, Wizard Oi) st Cuticura Oinment, Special Telephone us your wants when you cannot come down towa. We have both phones and the qulel est free delivery service in the city: Main 3184; Ind. 2018, ‘train Th Coael Safety, 0-W and have free examination prices for first work then have y sok done by Say Fam not Ded ee xe until aa oor until 4 for people who wort block. MEALS SERVED. Sty Clty of Bverett oF