The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 21, 1911, Page 4

THE STAR, TUESDAY, MARCH 21, 1911 .WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE? »« | How One Seattle Woman Made Good--A Story of | Home Made Goods and the Road to Independence SVERETT TRUE Mrs. Porter Could Make Salad{ Dressing Better Than Most People, So She Specialized on It and Now Has a Big Busi ness, | | "I SSeS ee ee ee es ducks on con Today's Good Short Story ee N ix years ago a mild little wo man with two babies to feed wa the fut to be ch ren were perhaps theirs would be ne babies coved « upped thelr hands, and the father and mother looked at each other and grew ullent Something must t The mother sti Why not try it?” she thought For «th as thinking of a salad drewwing she used to make Perhaps I can get some store to sald chuckled their con day six litte bottler ing were prepared, | kinwing the kiddies good sther took her small bun- | G.w To the judiciary is entrusted justice as between man and man and as between man and society. The judiciary has got, by hook or crook, the power to say what is law, what is justice as established by law. The idea that councils, legislatures and con gtesses alone make law is known to be tf Ise. We can only dis cover w is la stice—by having money enough to carry our cause thro’ mon pleas, district, circuit, appeals and supreme courts. ven congress and the president cannot ake an away Tee eee ee eee Peete eee eee eee ee eee eee eee law without endorsement by a court All issues tha zht arise under enactments as to initiative. ai Fay lower Missiaaippt referendum, regulation of corporations, election of senators or Pe em thou onge yg any other part of the progressive propaganda MUST FINALLY eee, ae cee oe ke cava tar haceitniae aseen GO TO THE JUDICIARY ~20 ie teeny’ anainen : We buy goods from the fac de Mar It discouraging but the ornin’ de} a d dey don’ Vou't i try a battle? Per. } like tt he waid, tired from long walk and disappoint no P. T. Barnum, poor and in ments, | left Danbury, he said to Judge | . canine i i : Something in her manner ap-| lemey 1 will pay that bilt HE HAD ° pealed to one man, for he, too, was} MRS. M. A. PORTER. country tl anded upon the prin when I get rich.” The judge drew ond stn ait Ci ta chek & bensent struggling for a “foothold 5 Gis ctiuaian aemitiix years wap aha should and must rule. There had been tet iz 1ad|down hin disdainful featares and | ta Qa ee ane aioe took her little stock on trial, and soratigpe vc fee Aiptam egedE oh puea Aga ny Aeagge h meet te IR at lg fected | What's up with him? the little woman walked all the) tigustry, And as business Increas-| tue car load lot presses. 'T’ { , wur highe ' erty norte Hbesgpnenact Bo y He me he has got hepatitis, dyspepsia, rheumatiam, ex ,| Wey Some ed, other articles appeared on her| Such is the story of what c & . : oh Pe visionary young man wrot gar itit, nephritis and cerebrospinal meningitis That was the beginning of Mra.) it o¢ products. tie wena ten Gene te ox er : she dlenebhats Vee aged Eg. OR Sipe cg y re! Where did he get all that? Forter’s Salad Dressing | Today her goods are handled by She found a specialty all expedients were set aside ) nt | nan induced him to buy @ medical dictionary, and he's! From six bottles placed in Dodd's | wioienale dealers in ali Coast cities. ' ceeded the cause—t n sl t t wa ng, and it . a q Tit Bite grocery store six years ago, her) __ pra eme ete Ra son at ca Veet AN JOSH WISE — business has grown until today her wrong ] si : SAYS 1 ough on wt. the other day Joseph A. Be er|little plant has @ pacity of 1,600 If, in present times, the judiciary is the servant of a privi Dade Fride © cok boys about seven years old, who asked, | bottles a day, and almont every wo leged class, if progressives are after restoration of popular gov much has weit @ ny ¢ ictur man in town knows the salad dress ernment, how can a progressive be such and not be hand, heart ¢ book. entitied t did not indulge, the lawyer asked the boys their | ing - F THE Lights an’ Shad . Made a Success. recall of the judiciary as THE measure without and soul for be ist fail? J 4 ows of Bocleys| hnsing as the reply. We'se twine” “It was uphill work, though,” sh which progress must fail? port.’ It's rather your first names?” insisted (he amuse tloner.”|taughed. “It seemed an age bef tame, becuz most | Mah name,” answered one, voluting to the|those first six bottles were sold ers speak. 0 om for Sherm n against er ; hone first six “ MICHIGAN papers speak of a m ft rman to run ag o th’ lights o'| othe « Maw done lose all de others and she give us} But they went by one, and oth Taft. We don't pk this She n person, but he should be war pt ge ~ ry | e 5 . ysport ie} names ahe 4 1c sful in rai ook the riaces, After awhile that if he runs against Bill Ts he d with swea | kerosine lamps, eaten prio, store . anted them. j C } an’ th’ shadows | “MISSING IT Busine ame slowly but surely i been exped ain't never bi | “The baby ikes whh my hatr,” |to this energetic little woman, The! deep enough ter} Hut aren't you afraid he'll muse M, dragging tt all over the floor?” | —-—— =| { ward off freck!) Wash n Herald THE TYPEWRITER LADY = | | It is a good time to put your eye on your official financiers, Mr tea. | eel By Burton Braley. Unitpt States suprem rt having decided the corporation tax Southern Hospitality. | bed by a tendency to evorincreasing stoutness SEA ms lr - law sound, thus relieving Uncle Sam of refunding taxes already col-] 1 had been driving all day in a re ecently, however, following the suggestion of a friend, he went tol (nc i pe lected to corporations, Secretary McVeagh w m call for bids om | mote part of Southern ¢ a, and and underwent a rigorous course ¢ tment when | made $50,000,000 of Panama canal bonds at nightfall stopped at a cabin occu first m « after his return, when be was about to em. A nice little bow an speech Under the law these bonds cannot be Isaued at less th par, and! pied by one man, says a writer in | bark o # routine of visiting the police stations and dispo of his] nald 1 would take thee this they will be absolutely fr trom taxation. The ug prove to|the Woman's Home Companion. He | cases, he walked into the butcher shop where bis family buys meat even = What you want to ne , fes go Inlepend the night with him. When The butcher cut the mea’ They tell me it's witty and tanefa?} big lumps to the Morgans, Guegenhe! : ot whether. | wo sat down to supper | was some Shall | send the pork to your how he toquired. io ] if by giving preferencé to small investors, th into the hands of| what disturbed to observe that the ‘Ob, no,” rep Magistrate Fitzpatrick with a smile. “I dom't!] ye tick. purchased; wilf Delicious Cake the common folks. The matter rests, first hand, largely with Secre-| meal consisted of a single la xh | Want It. J have fallen off just pounds during the last month and I go? fary McVeagh. Take note of MeVeagh' potatoes. Without apolc ow much it was.” ‘And. for the life of us, we cannot help dreaming on what a differ-| man, with a wave of his ha a ee a bigh HAD REASON. | SHE APPRECIATED THE JOKE. Believe 1 murmured, . D Pastries ence it would have made had such bonds as these | ward the dish, said in a loud, hearty like to, taxable ones been used to back the postal savings bank experiment/ voice I want to change my password,” | But | fear that it cannot be did But, alas! that might indeed have been “hurting business. s gor, take one.” said the man who had for two years | The boss would be hot, he would| } Fin Puddin * wer" He paused » mom rented a safety deposit box | peat Phar Hag ki e gs SCORE two for the family dog! Ip Missouri he found the dead/ ved tn a still louder volce Very weil,” replied the man. in And raise a big row with me, body of his mistress rybody else failed, and in Michigan] “Stranger, take two What's the old one? y Kia % hb Crusts be saved his master from a burning house. it was Mark Twain who Another pause, and then, Gladys.” F: ‘The boss? Why, it's none of his said: “The more I of men, I*tike dogs. vader and more earnestly “And what do you wish the sew oe Lot | ae take mighty bear all of bg oR * ts ogee I said, with a whole lot of vim. she replied, as she gig lood finer, Reno. gled and sighed, and the f is nf CALLED DOWN. ; “| = " Jed him.* CuAae in MsTORY, m going to be married to him We are a lot of snobs, ef? “Alice blue” has given place to “Helen Puck more tasty, cleanly pink” in the matte: of hats. ‘The former fashion wax the fancy of] ‘ ; <s vena M YOUTHFUL CAUTION. and wholesome than the ready- Mins Roosevelt, and the new one is the taste of Mins Taft ] 5 What fasion A i il : 7 1 ous American mage ‘Cor Willie,” said his mothe We don't blame the White Hor J ris. They ust wore what they 1 oni . , , : : isa cna toved becoming. The sxcbs are the milliners who took up| 3 Conducted our last : “don't be v0 selfish. Let your ltt made found at the shop or grocery. the style. But, come to think of it, they have to get up new sty ? a ourna on op play with yoyr marbles a ‘ on uThe girls whe ay. he c ior con the saake a ut hold on iar be ee é | Aigo agp>ntomaanipp ata Bat,” protested Willie, “he Raya! Ocok Pook-800 Receipts Free. them to please the men, who like to have the women in style and} } “And why, Tommy, do you sup a 4 3 keep them always. Bend Name and Addroes. like ‘em the better the more fetching they appear. No, we aon’t blame pose Diogenes was so anxious to On, 1 guess — RO onee wore Hee blue and ne y ele pink ind an hone man rae } e caus e's its tne tice who i ny fee casi seas Pa says he probably wanted to) oo ered two o° them already It’s the men who like the girls in hats the milliners made because } t the White House girls first wore them—they are the snobs, That is |sell him a gold brick.”—Houston | Catholic Standard and Times they are the snobs if there are any snobs. But, o mud thought Post “Dobbs complains because bis PROPORTION. all natural enough that pretty girls should oce y like a cha zh wife has no sense of humor Wifie—1 want a cap, please, for in hats, and perhaps there’s no great harm is 245 j DOESN'T HAVE TO. Dobbs doesn't know it, but he's) my husband. We take it back! “Do you tell your wife everything |a joke. If his wife hadn't had sense] Shopkeeper—Yes, madam. What 2: you do while she In away of humor she neVer would have mar-| size does he wear? AMBASSADOR BRYCE, stil! studying American institutior | “No. The neighbors attend to] ried him." Wifie—Well, I really forget. His| the Albany legislature that “prosperity Is due to the immorta that.”—Houston Post collars are size sixteen, though I ciple that the majoritysshall rule.” You bet! WHAT ELSE? expect he'd want about size! ogee 2 WILLING TO NEGOTIATE. an|_Patience—Do you believe in| lghteen or twenty for a cap, | He—I won't wearing falxe halr? would ? take no an | we . | wouldn't be?—London Opinion HARMON AND THE TIDE shower, Flt leave mo sane aaterees t” Satrine—Why,- dertainiz. Wheat} oo | He—Would you marry me if 1\' a: Hg seid rome getting sen-|{8@, Would one do with it? ois rm aye a Pon groves cee |had a ruillion dollars? ie-—Ne ro je se0-/ Yonkers Bt i i . rom Moore Theatre it you were as stingy |#ible. If the stone weighs about a) °"'°"* Apri. Thousands now use This Governor Harmon of Ohio has hitherto been appraised as a stal-| gne Not i Wart reactionary, but the record he ix making in the present sesslo0 | with it as you are with $8 per. |karat and is pure white, bring tigweeekhhkhhhkee! Recipe for Cough Syrup around and we'll talk business. % of the legislature compels some revision of this estimat He is working for the Oregon plan of electing United States sen- wv? | TODAY'S BEST STORY. «|) Easily Made at Home. Costs The Golden Eagle ators, a state-wide primary, non-partisan judiciary, the initiative and! 4 ite poy drove his family dina Cured. + * Nothing If It Fails. e] O 4 0 pm pensal shorte « da lc re — on psaaee: Pignba righ Ag comm por Pir greg pinto ee dele. | early crazy asking questions. One |enrough' with me. Told ti my aih| RA TRA AREER ED *\~ i gates to the constitutional convention on a nom-partisan baflot, woman's | 287, after he had asked his mother! ment is practically cured.” “Weresyou sick yesterday, Mr.|> valcmgre tense het: at a” ones 2 feformatory, public utilities commission, Massachusetts baliot in ali |*¢¥¢T®! million questions, she said) «what did you have? | Robinson?" asked the head of the fom balew anaes moms anil aaa urs a Cia S save national and state eleotions, and radical reform in taxation, |‘ hm. “Jimmy, for pity's sake.) «two hundred dollars original-|/"™ . As er pone Good for Judson Harmon! stop asking me questions. You |iy pittsburg Press | “No, sir,” reptied the chief clerk, Sept ties beeen drive me frantic, Don't you know {says the Chi : ; He may want to be president, but that’s legitimate. And he may ~ s ‘ - 488 he cago “Record Herald SU be moving on grogressive lines because an overwhelming majority img enema ae ; acat?’ Jimmy) othor—Here, Johnny, take this}, “Well, I didn’t notice you at your ny . MMER STOCKINGS of the people is progressively disposed, but that also is legitimate. A ang for @ long tme | rag and wash your neck desk ‘ 40c Kind for 15¢ was nt. At last he went to his . “No, sir. I didn’t the mM f overnor or a president who does what the people want because the < 7 Johnny—O, maw, this ain't Sun ae . come down my Beeps perfectly 50c Kind for 20¢ lng esq Pbk mother and asked: “Ma, what did| gay’ town £_ togapocntul every ons, two. or yeas that cat want to know?” “H You : " The tide is lifting or submerging ‘em all Mothe . m. You know the rule here, instant elle! ae fe senaeesiag “ems to |"Biother—t know, dear, but com-|4, Him You know the rule here tte CHALLIE KIMONOS pany’s coming! NOT merely the Rainier club, but Gifford Pinchot and the rest THE LAST RESORT. \* of mitted to be absent without a good | » $1.00 Kind for 60¢ of the United States will heartily rejoice in the late Mr. Ballinger’s My daughter is so pretty that A RIVAL, | excuse—sickness or an accident or % ices to Bente I can't interest her in the serious | something of that sort. I can't per SHIRTWAISTS = lpr things of life. ~ |mit you to take liberties that are |° Propert She may lose her beauty some eS hot enjoyed by other people who| fre, the appetite whic sh te AD¢, 59¢, 6B9E—W orth up to $1.35 ‘gant : work in this establishment. I never| "this recipe Ia now used In thousands a $o [tell her. And then she'll be am absent myself unless there is|f homes in the United States and Can UNDERSKIRTS ada puiarity has resulted tn orry that she didn’t learn to play + |® very good reason, Did you stay|*%% one of thous at good 17¢, 25¢, 39¢, 49%, 6GOE and $1.00 He is going to “maintain the sovereignty of other countries | bridge. Louisville Courier-Jour- SS away for pleasure or on some|as theo ceestal’ fertwuia, It wit He is ready to invade Mexico in case of Diaz's death or general | nal | . j other account? > a use the pure, genu Worth Almost Double, fighting | {3 shall tell you ‘the: truth, ‘ir. |e Sie ee ee aleanie His greatest ‘accomplishment recently was ratification of the A FINE TRAINING. : . Budiong. It was for pleasure.” | Suis pine axtroct ana contains the ene treaty with Ja | “My husband is just awful wh 1 [SQ Bad, sir—very bad. I cannot per of gulatcol and ot His Gist congress was the most useful one since the Rebellion. jhe wants to find anything. You “ mit it.” His army and navy will protect the interests of the Morgan-Gug-|®ever saw a man throw clothes § . “But, let me explain, You see, aa as Senheim syndicate, and the rubber, oll and other trusts In Mexico, | around the way he does.’ as . amy wite was so hoarse that she ores He decides that the Mexican revolutionists are wrong and he won't Where did he learn to be so um Rs le : couldn't talk, and I thought I'd — Ss let ‘em lick Dia | tidy ide , y like to spend the day at homo.” — | {a%.""y, UBSCRIBE FOR— He will “police” alf Ce America in behalf of the Morgan-Gug Why, he was four years in the r “Ob, in that case, my boy, it’s — Bepbeim loan brokers, or the Monroe doctrine, not being particular) New York custom house.”—Cleve { }all right. Pardon me if I seemed to Th S f = | _ Rather Unusual, ‘ : | — TES Rey For Many Years | a ar OBSERVATIONS lebac ee Rg Area Thee i 7 jecret of Charming We have been known Delivered at Your Home Powell—Then yo' st have bee: s . i TTT UOT ne Dem Oe e ar e e T e hen you must hav n Rosy Complexions as the best Alaska out- | To show my appreciation of the fair and square policy asleep for a change, but tell me| “George or uite , * going back to fighting the harem skirt what 4b see me] cores bes taken quite ani fitters. Seattle Daily Star, I herewith subscribe to The Star for a period | of one month, and thereafter until ordered stopped, to be delivered z ie ae Howell--I dreamed that a man] “1 hope on't give z NOTHER chap has started out to discover the North Pole, but|asked me to hold his airship while | iia ee ii We Keep Hees pecammth be gees eek lt oF I think the doctor is about h siling intere tae Martyn. In we decline to permit our emotions to be stirred. Never again! vg ag aad a trolling interest a ‘ “ {1 200 pet worth by me! |he got out to gét a drink w 1 Uning the | v y preparation is the main ROCKFORD, Ill., has nt o Ld | York Press. Thud--Did you know that théy a ple famine in consequence of strike of| bakers. And when you talk about human woe, that’s the real thing.|This shopping mania’s a crime, | few antt® ‘ wane, bene The reputation we}! NAME ae es And not the least bit funny Slap—They don't? WHY Ni r ms ; have made by sellin, CHAMP CLARK pays this tribute to J. Ham. Lewis of Chicago: |In stores my wife spends all her| Thud—They use ropyo inate . f gee sallow good goods. : ‘He's the biggest dude in the country, but a brilliant man, and like time ' be 4 to be at the head of the Iilinois democracy And also all my money “That boy of yotirs must bdland arms, rubbing went usen an BPN Sets Lippincott’s, | pretty well grown by thi expensive lotto shade oy dissolving tou Oh, where shall rest be found "Going to give ye daught 4 ar at college.) | [ounces of pu eel ha Ny Bat $ ee. te ® mur daughter a In his junior year at college. r water, MHAlig tte seanpnontuln elponre ae Auer prone ( i Rest for the weary soul coming-out ball?” “Is b r inelined to be wild This lotion is the best skin whit Oerburdened with the ceaseless round No; she's a suffragette. Kee “ i | pies EEA Pp... gf “* e No; she \ ete. veps| “No; they say ho's the steadidpt|and venutifier I have ev 714 First Av. | Buy or Sell Re: i 7 Of putting up for coal? me busy giving ball.”——Washington | southpaw the team ever had."}+ stg Tye 7 Main 6089. Phones: Ind. 2680, : Real Estate, Business Chances. See —Chicago Tribune, Herald, Washington Herald. Senn: ohainnene ae : | Classified Page.