The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 13, 1911, Page 4

STAR—MONDAY, MARCH 143, 1911 THE SEATTLE STAR | |The Story of Queen Esther Will be Retold ae at ae at the Jewish Feast of Purim Tomorrow The sto of Bather will be re tol in locn! synagogs tomotrrow.! $1,500,000,000 thus Choltw presen nt Se What is the beat short joke you know! Whether it be a little verse or a dialogue, or a short story |enteonth apd Yeuler, and the He or epigram, send it in RIGHT NOW to the Smile Editor of The & » and you may be one of the | congree xteduth and Kar lueky ones to win 8) reward. For the three best jokes submitted between now and Thu jay night, The | Wir, it wil ead from the Me Star will give three prizes, each $1 cash, The jokes need not be new or original—just so there is a smile in Dah, a parchment scroll. printed em, they will be acceptable. Write your fun contribution on one side of the paper and sign your name, | in brew ining the Hook street address and telephone number. Address the joke to the Smile Editor, The Star, and get them in by th Custom mail or messenger by Thursday night of this week ‘ he Jows with refer ee 1 ‘ the anniversary Mordecai ctory over Haman Managan They 7 and the re se of all the Jews of fond of drawir the Persian en from massacre - Sea luring the relan of Abasuern Pian ¢ MANE. A LOOK AT Fre HAT Purity is 4 day for chile MO SCONES, Tere Tn orthodox gouge the day MOO AUR AY OUR voted to the reading of of 6 ht bn little ones, expects cantor ebants Ruet starting « term | i Me < t every mention tary says hiv life of io Haman,” the tioise as been spatied, Wouldn't maker in commission ——— « pippin | In the 1 Temple de Hirsch ine producers are things of the w wings wt $2,126 a pe past and instead dramatic. -per Which adds to the high Z formance of the tory of k What He Objected To. | holida . c jendlr like my plot | friend an givin Ahannery Xerxes of bi | tory He 1 the massacre and t according to nd an army has ne t V ging tn parlor alongside we ma also t t 5 br bn of pa in bis wedffing suit Hiant campaign waged on. bebalf r a t ‘ Jobuny? t my plet dding suit — MOLES OWE FO BE A G000 B16 SOB THEN: The United States army was mobilized because of the | i¢ is claimed that the author of - POR TE STMERT sympathetic feeling engendered by the Texan revolution. It was Curfew Shall Not Ring Tonight CLAPP BEPARTET - | “ fought for their simply the ultimate response to the slogan, “Remember the Alamo! ie living In Texas. Where he can’t WHEN 1 ELT TROUGH we, defen ir ex After Of course, there were ulterior motives, and of course the war was |hnear it ring BOTH VOU SI OEIK ‘ rey mr ame followed by the usual grab of territory, but the feeling at the bot tom of the affair was a humane and admirable one NOW: The United States army is mobilized, primarily, because . 4 * a day overy you a time of feast the peace and welfare of 1,500,000,000 American dollars are threat | St D t | ; : day very your 8 ened by the present Mexican insurrection ar us ‘ g | / : the Jews in the | kingdom, telling them to keep that . . . . Though they had never n | | Thrice is he armog that hath bis quarrel just.” josn Wise ) "i ts hed Caate It’s idle to speculate, of course, but we can't help wondering (tf | ] , iisge Gee loved -ieten abhor the army now gathering on the border has the nerve to march Into the SAYS: | ~ heart of Mexico and take the City of Mexico by storm, without the los dius | M : : ; of a single battle, as did the men of that earlier generation. , It's soon time | TOURIST i, AR SERVICE Can the pitiful watl of one billion five hundred million sacred Amer | t. Paul and the East, in fean dollars avail to stir men to emulate the glortous fortitude of the | ron, Gee Peet every day oo the Chicag men who stormed the beights of Chapultepec more than 60 years ago breeder to primp ~ waukeo d& Puget Sound We. are inclined to doubt it. We like to think that there are some | : commencing Wotnes that even one billion five hundred million dollars cannot compass up fer Easter an rait es Sent! + pnenapigetes re — ~ - - - -|Lower berth to Missoula $2 QUEEN ESTHER DENOUNCING HAMAN, MAXINE ELLIOTT has written “Keeping Young and Fresh” for have his string tie THE POTE Butte $2.50, Harlowton $3.00. \c acini » , * I'm glad Tm living, people, when the birds begin t «in the |City $3.75, St. Paul $6.00 9 sf the magazines. Her way doesn't resemble Solomon's or Nat's ironed ter fast an-| trees and on the steeple: Hip hgoray, it’s nearly sprit besthe cheaper Apirte < was 4 1,000,000aire i j . . #t office, Second and Cherr The high-brows In New Yorkspent $400,000 for the New the® |reservations, tickets, ot tre. Patling to inte their own high art, the building Is to be WHERE YOU GOT THAT COLD I tasten, het © com:| aned by lodge litteal ean entions, cheap 4 amateur nis and weddings, when & juke jukes @ rich American girl tne other year. th b Why does almost everybody suffer trom old"? Where do | sacks ? What do they lose by it? Amd how can the thing be| oe Pas ont, Se iia pares: wish | “THEN IT HAPPENED” >] The Boston Chamber of Commerce wanted to know, and made |“t e” love letter r gene " ‘ | Our Dally Disewotinard Story) ap investigation H what they found |man ean write. : - : You didn't ge r cold wearing thin shoes or insuffi | cok tok os elothing be HOW TO SPOT 'EM. ; because the weather was cold. : i = You didn’t have it simply be The wind)..bloes, You probably didn’t get it by sitting in a draught | hobble flies, and the dust 6 Colds are bred by bad alr and poor ventilation. They are spread | the bad man's eyes Are the basis of real sa By infection—one person ibutes the germs to all the rest of the family or all of his »panions in the workroom. \ 7 Cace ia a while Kt surely seer you look after the pennies In 1,291 cases studied, most colds were found among department the world’s gone crazier than any . : : =i s Special Parlor Laundry Starch, a well 5 s-quart ¢ Enamel Tea Ket Store employes and least among vurses. A ope dreams Broom for 24c known brand, at, Ib. ct Not 65e, 39c The remedy is fresh air, Arctic explorers never have colds. Gen-| Arm and Hammer Soda, Big Soft-Nose Searchlight $ Beanete or Matches nae Mrs. Potts’ S-piece Set Sad Irons. Why $1.25, don's for ings in many a home—True economy begins when @ral Sherman's boys were no y from them on their “march An American artist has opened 3 Special 39¢ Strong Prun. 25c¢ Peartine 4c to the sea.” As soon as they got back to “civilization” they bad all ‘} la shop on Fleet st., London, where ing rs for Binds of colds te jhe astonishes the natives by paint Special 8c Extra Heavy 65 Fresh air is getting more popular right along. The day i» coming ing 100 oj! paintings a day Pruning Shears for c per package when everybody will sleep outdoors—that is, everybody who can afford 1 Special &-foot Pole $1.25 b fo! Unfortunately the very poor can't do it, as their only “outdoors” | , |} At a dinner party the subject seme 7 othe « C | Nest. Exes, fe the sidewalk. eternal life and futere pinta Special foc per dozen seme ap. for ' Geeuemcn for “ rden Seeds, Pretty 10¢ Blue and White Old N. DWIGHT HILLIS says that we need two Sundays in a week. | Twain, who was present, took no vate ch PATE packet Pil scettyi English Mush Bowls. 25c Would they follow two pay days, doctor? part A lady near bim suddenty Clocks i - | exclaimed: “Why do you not say mie meet 4 be Corn starch, a well-known He Kettle. Not $1.00, 50-foot Rubber Garden “ee $2.98 98 hrm Susie aahed elie Deannel’ Wishtene was walking brand; Ib. ..... C but Sidiieeemte 64¢ | Hose. Special .. FATE OF THE HOMELY GIRL | Madam, you must excuse me. J adong the docks of our large - _ yave friends in both places.” | ities on the ¢ He was won No man would have dared to think such a thing, much leas to ering Pe ay eh or pen Say it, but here comes Miss Imogene Kelly of Brooklyn, herself a! “I shall not wed until | canmarry| #49 4 5 4 ee ee ey Be wy y DPHtOD old hulks from distant parte student, taiking right out in meeting to this effect ja hero,” $ of the world, with their rough, grix 12-quart Gray Enamel Berlin|‘ for °if the girla at Wellesley were more attractive they would be| Well, you show the first man HE WAS A SKEPTIC. # tied captains and mates. He little w Pe treent! Yo ev knew how hard up some of the ad ie" es eed of college education for | Who prope to you a schedule of Greening-—-Do you believe # married and there would be less pressing need of college education os ee ate . cal i eat nis bes ’ rm ww t t S 4 oo i $5 She qualifies the remark by saying that “there are many attrac. | @8ks you to take him for your meal Browsing—I used to—but & 7 thay came in wih bat wes, ris there, of course,” but repeats: “Th jority possess that | ticket he is a hero.” not now mi Se tp town Bee po >a at loti That Wapee' funis Coat: le-betiar te pronane for neth | : Greening—What's the ap-ejsesa!” lees likely seamen thas We want you to come to our Millinery Department and see the largest and pretti- 2 oasis In reading new our eyes accost oe nout zithoos docks. ee shADEHled COUT est tine of Trimmed Mat$ in Seattle “ay oe a mensleie ae tee = he te hic wait: rownisg—I met one abou 5 eee thas pranty ant ~ to Bag oo cae! wR cone boa my wal | «every beds bean hitud by frost.”|* ton years ago-—and I married #| Dusk came on and still Emanuel We are offering about fifty Ready-to-Wear Hats, in various shapes and colors, worth care of a family, and not because she is competent, but simply because| Which proves that the peach ob ee 2 iaeer’ tho procdroeres “Caine $4.00 and $5.00, for one day at ......0s.eedeeeeesccenes . $2.98 fee te g008 to look upon! | mentee Ake we ee RE ee ee walHe did not notice two sinister fol Come and try our Hats on, even though you are not ready to buy We are not at all sure but the gods are kinder to the plain girl! lows sneaking up behind him with | than to the pretty one, even on this theory of college education. An Evening Spoiled. | ; a e Knowlolge => peed thing of eset, tad coon ity for eet And what did you think of the} le harem sir e gg wre og ag ey pred 4 yo 9 & very convenient thing to have on hand. In many cases it is an ad-|STeat grand opera in Boglish?’ | And, man doth twist his wicked [his head. He did not know that Yantage, too, to be delivered from the perils of marrying the first young| “Punk. 1 could understand every | wy - [the good ship Grogcastle needed Man that comes along. Besi the omplished woman has some|¥ord of it. Oacar Hammerstein, grand opera | lust one more man before it could attractions, even from a matrimonial standpoint I... |manager, invents labor saving de- | sail w h $5 oo $6 On the whole, ate of the homely girl might be worse. Co eek: stands as never It/ vices during his “spare” moments. | (THE END.) ort 'e and MAYBE if Champ Clark would squeeze out a silly joke about|!t 's an Ill wind tuens none to Rood.) Wostorn student is analyzing hu-| A siphon to remove cream from These new All-Wool Panama Skirts, which we offer for one day at $3.98, cannot annexing Mexico, that revoiution would git a move on, or off. jomas ‘Tusser. | | or te stad ct weet it is reregr ise opened by * — bulb at be duplicated anywhere regalarly at less than $5.00 and $6.00. . New. models, direct a 7 “are - , le will find that some of it is|the end of a tube, has beep patent x Je r i ities ani ‘a . me . & swiis Since the Lorimer vindleation W@ | not composed, but decomposed od to a ee hak monk from New York during the past week Blacks, navy blues, grays, browns and tans » " : Women’s regular sizes, misses’ sizes and extrassizes for stout women. don't know which we need first direct vote for United States sen- ators, on the recall. Tommy's mother a made him a p ent of a toy shovel, and Seas imeg he Giligref dA «isis when diodes a doo | HI Che Editor’s Mail SILK P ET I ICOA I S Presently ser anguish from baby sent the’ distra: ted mother | " for senatorship against flying up stairs. 4 am Lincoln, with whom he For goodness sake, Tommy, what has happened to the baby?” s on the best of terms, he said Bellingham, Wn., March 11. could not be made here. We know said she. neeringly im one of his stump| Editor Star—In a great blot about ; better Wort 6.00 to 10 ee ae a vhty hy. tities hn Q0/ONE top of his bead, ue hes: Why J once saw Abfa-|to be smeared upon the history ot| From press, pulpit, labor coun ware atte the a ithe tha ordink tron » Lincoln retailing whisky.” our country? Are all our prided|cils and from millions of Indivi Ik Pe : und t - ehaadacalin . ps Petes A | replied Lingoin, “It Is true| traditional” virtues of freedom,| duals there should arise such a Silk Petticoat Samples, made. of the best grade of taffeta silk, in about fifty differ RAIN checks for the of Tia Juana will be no good after| tat the first time I saw Judge) justice and fair play about to| wave of protest as will put a stop ent models, Many of them have silk under-ruffles, Blacks and all colors. April 1. Douglas I was selling whisky by|be ruthlessly and shamelessly) to this Sixteenth Century pro This is the best Silk Petticoat value we have ever seen, |the drink. TI was on the inside of| trampled under foot, and our gov I hope The Star, always |the bar and the judge was on the)}ernment found interfering in the| found on the side of the oppressed, : sam ar SMe a ne Cy outside, | busy selling, he busy |noble strug » for political liberty | will be the first to raise tts voice READ THIS ONE TO PA drinking. jof our sister people? 1 refer to|in protest, and may its readers *London’ Ss Uaderwear = j the now almost assured invasion of | take up the cry and waft it on to Willie, didnt you go to the trunk makers yesterday and tell him|, Agricultural subjects are taught| Mexico by United States forces. | Washington till it becomes a volce * ; Gate ace cn couse f coat “Jin ail Hungarian schools | In whose intérest will such an in| of thunder, and the powers that be CHILDREN’S SLEEP- Tomorrow’s Specials Wie pe" | i vasion be made? The Mexican} ait up and take notic ING GARMENTS Women’s Black Cashmere 15c Well, here is the trunk, but no’ strap.” FORCE OF HABIT government officials declare they}. What is the answer? The regular 60¢ White or Gray | Hose Yes, pa; but I told him I thought you hadn't better have any! will renist it, and no one will su W. HORSMAN Knitted Cotton Sleeping y strap.”—Sacred Heart Revie peet ft of being in the interest of 1620 Iron St " ce y 35 Women's Black Shi 15 e Ss ap," — Sa jeview 3 | the revolutionists, We can safely Garments, with feet IG | Gause Hose verve IOC Wr. Denton's Sleéping Garme venture that American soldiery Dr. Denton’s Sleeping Garments, Mareh 11, 1911 teed: « . ay Children’s Black ‘Cotton OBSERVATIONS about to hecome the catspaw forlpe the Editor knitted: of ‘soft wool and cotton | stockings, double knee. ....0G NEW MODELS eee et tha milation of rich) Accept my sincere thanks for the Oto 8 ABE | intants’ anewoo 25 NOW READY Country in the interest solely af! support you gave the people of the Children’s Outing Flannel Sleep- | Vests sete | ool thine ore late teats or KERN of Indiana “wil! be Bryan's spokesman In the senate,” they American millionaires and billiow| city in the recent councilmanie con. ing Garments, with Infants’ All-Wool “* Meacort dhe % . say. In that case he may do some very good talking atres. No one else will profit by p~ . 25c | 15¢ Party Frock without first pur test. Through the publicity you f sands a 2. Corse - 2 - such an undertaking, notwithstand:| gaye the candidates you enabled eect chaning ‘an RK. & G. Corset TAPT hus got something soft for Has-beens Carter and Warner, |ing these are the very gentlemen|them to select men who are ad $1.25 GOWNS, 98c | THER the Goma will be.a-suc but it looks as if Charley Dick would h to go to" Work , wee will take no risks, personal Of | yocates of good government 1. uoseldlodiieaitiad antec ates svete uni a cess, Prices start at ° ° ° ot ot a. _ Unite States soldiers} | shall try during my term to rok 2 re bene rs o _ ayes ¢ otis pores (Brighton Brand), | 1F DOC COOK wants to get off a pun about making Peary rear will take what risk there is from} justify the kind endorsement you a riped outing, with or Without collar 98c | e admiral, he can have some of our space any day he wants it Frere er Porat py me Uncle | gave ime. * ee seen eee . : “ | BIG INTERESTS shricked when Joe Balloy quit! Guess you'd | On the other hand, the Mextcags ~ it bu had to elect a senator in he int people, so long oppressed by & Ratte % - ‘osiery——Men's Wear. ihriek, to0, If you lad to elect a senator In Texas out of season. , dexpotic military rule, stand an of Mapes ig gud “Star: 1 cannot Underwear—Hosiery a anton y looked be ? leellent chanee of becoming a pe express my gratitude y wor 164 Delle inet ab fel and fognd only Senators Overman of the tail to the American kite--a| (2 The Star and to the good people an jaferro following him, he resigned. Great Scott! Who wouldn't — la Cubans, a la Fillpinos, a la Com | Seattle who have shown. their Glove Fittin Patterns ppt SR “But why do.vou pu friend's | tral Americanos. disposition not to be stampeded, no CONGRE reports that much stealing of those Philippine friar } matter by i J . 1 the . | Whatever the pretext, the Amerk r how great the provocation. Z Jands was possibio under the laws, but none was done, Lot us all Oar he te ee ere aurante|can spirit of Justice, it not dead,|! feed confident that through such PRE-EMINENTLY yon! srt ce that he won't enjoy his @inner un-| Must steely rovolt against the un|*€encles our elty is about to open : SATISFACTORY ; less he can watch hig hat and | Warranted interference in the Mexi|¥Pon an ora of great prosperity, ' MASSACHUSETTS is shaking with a campaign which aims to pre:| less | foam. affair. It is none of our bush} The task is great, and I wish to Women who have ene th Vent ® woman from dying in the electric chair, to which she has been 4 ness, The Moxtcans are deserving| bespeak for all the council, as I do will try no other, Each: pentenced. DON’T WORRY. of freedom and are capable of win-|for myself, the most kindly help ioe o o- o Jaundice is caused by worry and) ning it. Furthermore, they have|@nd sympathy. CARNEGIE'S fund for penstoning educators has made aboutlanxiety. ‘The bile secreted by the| the intelligence to administer their} I thank you ry—C. i ‘i oning from the bottom of rtains—-Blankets $1.009,000 in the past five years. That's where Uncle Andy's pensiog|liver doesn't flow properly when| affairs. ‘The usual claim that they|sy Meart.> pile veep a cs fund differs from Uncle Sam's. the mind is upset | are incapable of self government A. J, GODDARD, MAX WARDALL — re = = _ ince