The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 9, 1911, Page 4

_ THE SEATTLE STAR # Une «Published daliy by The Star Publish NEW YORK club rously resolved that fat men are more virtuous, an ome than any other sort. P, S.—It was the Fat Men's cl VANITY, THY NAME IS MAN AND WOMAN ee would appea personi jon of vigor and dash—wh fell, many of them cannot run 100 yards to save wear high under their jnstep ake t look men wea ressive leather belt 7 nd th walst althou trousers are often held up by 4 al dors girls try on sister's long sk ittle # make them Selves deathly sick by taking a crack at pa’s old black pipe back of the stable. Whilst women ke jewelry, who shall say th thi an en ind ton of vanity than m ‘s heart-breaking high che Ls an indication of vanity than man’s heart-break high choker collar? One wears coal-scuttle hats and the other wears silk hats. Tak your choice as to the y, or utility, or comfort of the headgea At that, a pretty, graceful woman, armored latest fashion, escor by a we HAPPY, ts the handsomest sight in this world—exce and woman accompanied by their baby or babies The latter is humanity at its senith “WON'T give a quarter of an inch,” says Hiram Johnson on the judiciary recall issue before the California legislature. Ah, there's a @evernor for you! AND BOTH dreased, manly Of all the millions ever “made” by financial gente and the “slickest” millions are those represented by public franchis They are nothing more nor less than the legalized right appropriate to themselves the tremendous and ever-grow ated by the man The value of public franchises in ‘New York City Nght. telephone. steam and electric railways is $4823.96 Increased last year to the tune of $18,560,000, merely be grew in population To take a concrete illustration, the growthPof yhe Bronx ne borhood boosted the value of franch Harlew Portehester railway from $646,000 in 1910 0 on, T Owners, by no act of theirs, are richer b than t were last r. York taxes the franchise, but Who couldn't—pay taxes on a million if the it miltion out of hand to pay taxes on? Why, it's a einch! No wonder the m their profits in the pu corpors ity and town throughout the land. By this means with mathematical certainty upon taking daily profits y those now living, but from every unborn child that shall live d the life of their franchises. Here’s to the franchise-made bough of special privi the emsic of on e juciest peach ENGLANO’S heir apparent is down with plain, ordinary, demo €ratic measies. Made of common clay, like the rest of us A CASE IN POINT mc The railroads wanted to raise their rates. The American peo ple, through their governm said “N Do the railroads proceed to consider how they may increase their efficiency, and thus get more fe r money? Do they treat it as &@ business problem Well, that isn't their first They send for their lawyers and the courts won't declare the Mann-Elkins law u Legislative and executi lepartments be Judiciary? Won't the bench overrule « tion? That's what the rail administra ds want to know LATEST device for the amusement of the colony in New Mexico. All of ‘em will get he While some may get hu ds and bec usefu Can popular government build great public works wit oth, and efficiency? Here's the answer Los Angeles bo tunnel five miles long through solid grar one year ahe cost $411,800 less than Its capacity is ns of water a day The entir er conduit tem, when fir about $23,000,000, an domest fi besides irrigati pcres suUrrot th And th 2 ic ut reated t k f F will never pay to p « 1 Us @ triumph for cons v a Well done, Los Angele Shake BATTLE of Tia Juana fiz Moving picture me home JAPAN'S hilarity over that treaty is pretty good evidence that she got the big end of the deal os % THOSE Oklahoma Indian contracts have b wh now We live in a trul rtuous world. URUGUAY ought to be able 1 days’ peace with a fellow named J. Battle Ordouez elected p: “RUEF sits in his cell a broken man.” And the fe ho bought him sit in their autos ready to break other men Sapa’ <span FIVE hours required for the funeral Paul Singer, the socialist leader, to pass the Bradenburg gate in gestive of political fu rals to come “ats Yor STRIKE of models in Philadelphia was natural enough, as models are usually someWhat striking. It by no means follows that they | know how to conduct a model strike Ob! 0 0-9o HARPER'S WEEKLY the establishment of the parcels post may help solve the magazine postal rate question, it will help to solve the express problem, anywa RUTH ST. DENIS, the d 100 years old be: underdressed.” If paucity of clothes on Ruth will~oh, you know the oe ae THIRTY-FIVE Western railroads decide to take commerce commission medicine, and the 8. P. and U. track their lines. A true gentle his bluff is called. interstate will double n sport always looks pleasant when o 0 oO ST. LOUIS man who went to Burope with $10,000 to spend on his holiday got broke in Paris and paid his sage home by peeling potatoes in the steerage. And he said he was the happiest man in the ship at that OUTBURSTS GOOD SHORT ONE ce ete eee ee ees ee ee ee eee eee eee * * * * * * * * * * + * * eee BUSINE 4 buckled in the] a new venture cee eee Kansas thieves were arrested aa they were about tolled on them Signs of the Season MA READ THIS TO PA JOSH WISE BAYS it's easy ter un- derstand tht) part of th’) team’s title.” | Just the Thing Transcript | “THEN IT HAPPENED” New York] Matrimonial Note. cannot distinguish bé- mand a wife. s Sun rlin, Rather sug to the United States. Although I've Though silently I go my Don't think I'm down and out Detroit Free Press, ceased to spout; I feel so ill 1 wish you quad was out early | you going fo on this gray as well tomorrow? lcer, says she is going to live to be} It tomorrow se she wears no corsets, and “will continue to bel been kicking out to gi milk and it was up to the| mesiif ‘along a wagon n of the squad holsted 20-gallon can of the white the curbstone. e an On the curbstone chief bacteriologist Fatal Objection. Weary Willie—Kver play chealll » husky balanced shoved # tent nt into a pint sample. the chief bactert Weary Willie—But you don't hay » for a long time Tottering Tommy move some Yonkers Statesman, Well hain't yer? THURSDAY HOBSON'S ada BIRDS dear? Here d in Austr THE CZAR'S a remarkab! T ¢ Curron. a church must have wo feet ht and re Sur ised from sina big boom “After seein’ Bee! eysport Profes} in their workout, generally to marry > has mar ern kill can't hang pach da way, Couldn" morrow oO Harp Naw j@ tog! ye Ko! OF EVERETT TRUE eatthe theatre billboard They seem pretty friendly on the least th of hat th have beer and nine Landers Stevens, Jr, aged 2 ANO FOUR Ue — 3S 1S shirt 4 to only one to a block nd some two « munictpally owned public blocks’ apart. It has been four y, and there's an ever growing weeks now nee we have bad any of good sound pec who lights on Thirtieth Ave. West. The think so too. I'm as much streets being partly graded and in ted in that |work; speak for the masses, who| A CONSTANT READER Had Three Accomplices Severe Critics. Special Prices on All High-Grade seemed to come It has reached a point Lent when we no-| tice somebody else keeping it Makes Home Baking Easy ‘Absolutely Pure e only baking powder ade from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar 0 Alum, No Lime Phosphate We Women Hate to Think of Growing Old, Says _ Georgia Cooper, But I'll Be Content, for One Ge r and Stevens, aged al written sinee Bhe admitted terd: In fw her to talk ab At he 4, “mi has } 7 on th t All 1 know tha wo kidd Of Stage Family father wan a u Levens amatle » think It was lots of} ; Mr. Stevens he said | MISS GEORGIA COOPER, f ot |~ ne nn ee ae on eae «on on the stage wat! to the women readers of The Star., boys by then, and a lot of comfort antique,” she said, a| “We hate to see the wrinkles come.| to their mother.” We the thought of the first) —— ~ wer ¢ gray hairs yon do when that| “But when 1 get too old to play| come asked the leading woman part,” she fin} Her Word to Women ished cheerfully, “{ shall quit the ‘Of courre an hates to| stage with the best grace in the w old,” is Cooper's a%- | world and go back to my husband) New Drug That Quickly Removes to The Sta rviewer, and| and my children. They'll be big = ~ ——=s seldom get a fair hea Yours truly, W. HORSMAN Ballard, Wash., March 6, 1911) wil Fijtor Seattle Star-—Being patron and constant reader of your paper and knowing you take al It great interest { e wolfare of the | on people, I tak: liberty of writing | th you a few fac Nig: « system in our neighbo: Early last year the pc et and wired, but we got no lig till later in the won and then t car line (just very bad condition, it is almost im neral principles) as though I possible to get about in the evening ere p up the good Yours very truly, Furniture Bar An of a rtunity to brighten up the home. 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