The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 8, 1911, Page 4

THE S$ THE SEATTLE STAR STAR—-WEDNESDAY, MARCH 8, 1911 x WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE? » DK as ‘Uncle Sam Has Owed Spokane Man $1.54 for Tel iL = 2. ‘ Went Out and Collect d It | | 47 Years, So He ent Out and Collecte I : St D st OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE | 4 5 WHAT MAKES A WOMAN BEAUTIFUL? ar us - ; « WE ASK YOUR PERSONAL OPINION ape WONT TS Wty FOR y } «inate Bm in tate * at BLIT WOTCE 7 * ] Why at 1 , - Bl alli toment ra } happy * * ij And 1 . . * 5 | ' When a ha n her *® * | ' ty lay flat on th k f * . t » “ t uy i) al ho " w " o * & ¢ pe i fige During * * rocking " and from aid F is said ave & red] Pietry and dolla Who dared ASSISTANT TREASVACRW * : yiph’s waist mention poetry and dollars in the ey oy PS i ntthch te RT fons ony GAN FRANCISCE ‘ Gr ant ation day and night of a spring banda * oO , ath he w a all spong Are f ae a { * bit j ' . and ropnded ma ¢ R vbi t * i t . which duly acknowledge { Sebteved ft W. W. Lake and the Check He n McVeagh duly — or a yea Romans, who made 1 Won't Have Cashed mi and signed & check 1 om “ 4. And Veteran Lake 1 , Jad i : y vou 20m -BROWED FOOTPAD SPOKA Wash, March § proud of that check that he r An exaggerated hap: ‘ D ae thd hen 4 MMOW WERE /PF GUNG » became indebt to to have it cashed. - ; ve egy bay : . was f ‘ Warner W. Lake 1864 | au i > for the sake " Pye ply . “ ne a aacer har kas - | Bicycle repalring A. L. Hall. *** Dp n and 24 B t ¢. On hi : ie The ax " « 4, 1910, Une 3am paid these w ! » fe — - t ¥ an if now earl as t . He had alwa \ t tha we think we know bet than By 4 he would woe if he , Bo he wrote to Wa anned and red ta At any ra would like hear from our read pn th t m and after dusty records Sec, of the Treasury rank i tH 5 ISTRY 4 What makes a woman beautiful?” pate Th aly ‘ ; 4 TAFT. his last letter daubing the whitewash onto Ballinger, | Our ihte’ wanes a men i scGres Kirby. You remember Kirby is the little stenographer who se by Our Method Pate cost went on the witness stand and testified that Taft signed as his own |. a common fi bold up t or character he mer you will remember Taft denied Kirby's statement. But later you “ ties of any but the very t h Will remember they got the goods on Taft afl he admitted the truth—| “ we hy Always Using [on Meng ee adage? A a denied his denia Y Oftentimes business’ pretimiastion are @iscussed over a capable, careful ‘ nf If you were a good natured president, guess you would be sore Mei . es e « ky, but contracts a goed @ bottle of ink wie tey,,he.far as & 1 r 3 at an insignificant stenographer who tripped you up like that, wouldn't | | eee Es Gales Dp pwer, to make each and every [3 ee you? « and t " HALF DEAD AND DEAD ALL OVER tient who lea a walk An i ‘ r LIFE LONG; ART FLEETING | system, which , lant fight to get Ur st abmit to the : egg ool “a the question of its own election he pec : - ing , tl The vote curtously revea graphy of tim ‘ an and throws strong light he 006 ade Oulala " t New England and the othe regions of the Atla : Re ene i # tie Seaboard, New York, New J yivania, vot against |, ay A ain 8 pyro Aa ah ‘ popular ele of senators by 5 to 1 mdants of one pair Made from Pure Grape 2 Ko ‘oted in favor of the reform 2 to 1, and the Middle,| (°° . me Our teeth and want a fu t 4 ' pai hie able, ¢ and have, then, a radical country west of the Mississippi, from |. . inetachie = good looking, as nature's teeth, then Canada to Mexico. East of the river and south of the Ohio, the |§ “ = I ° hi i} nd come to our office for a fre TNINGE te yoegvanstes, bat wot half 00. strewuously ectionary Tai ts purity, wholesomeness a: SettiinrG year winnie anhsiet +60 ferritory is in the Northeast, which is strong in money; also in| @ectanea . . eae explain the nature of our work and electoral votes ‘ i ene el superior leavening qualities So far as this test vote Is s matic Of next year’s presidential |... t Ooeenie Eka | rhea alveola fesults, {t looks pretty good whicheyer party shall face most|°"} W catia ie ned. commonly known as Riggs’ dise Gawerely toward progress + aie | are never questio: Todds haat), = — Conductor Why. of | A written guarantee given with PORTO RICO complains that the sugar trust is trying to grab] not "ans acest Gp ou ae ‘ | att work all the lands of the isiand and have them irrigated at public ex her ~ NO ALUM— REGAL DENTAL OFFICES, Didnt we promise "em “benevolent assimilation"? “That's what they're 1405 Third Av N. W. Cor. Union. getting, and yet they kick—the ing ¢ Whe a chafing @ish party NO LIME PHOSPHATE ————————— * - — everyt n in the chafing ee 2 ae “Alam fe a powertul Tennis Rackets Restrun; a astringent with very ennis Nacke' es! 4 WALL STREET GAMBLING Paco perth veien, Lau Cruel mat Don't you know (hat your horse ts half dead | fl @eetded irritant qualities, owing to which, when ws, ive te ty comin Gna ot There was « revolution that “He ain't as dead as that bird on your hat.” ‘om Life. tatsen tajernally a euilicient quantity, Sf is emetic the best tennis repair ‘men in Some earnest people are trying to stop Wall street gambling | puzzed jike tarnation. {t spurted | — ach ta ani — and pergative, and may soon cause fatal.gastro- the country ; by law. Wail! street's attorney, John G. Milburn, objects and say ' and there making music in HOYLE. intestinal inflammation.”—U. 5. Dispensatory, p. 144. bi na “All business is a gambie, if it involves fo! sting the future. | air, Ti finally big business | The deacon'’s w wanted to jot down the text and leaning to- PRA The farmer gambles when he plants his crop. So does the manufac-| ed m rat and the revolution| ward her scapigrace nephew she Whispered: “Have you a card abou “The use of alum and salts of alumina tn food || All Restringing Guaran- turer when he produces goods to meet a future demiand, and the mer-| died quicker'n scat | you? should be probibited.”"—Prof Wood, Harvard Unie, } chant when he lays in his stock —— | You can’t play in church,” was bis solemn answer. And the oad | teed So does a man when he gets married, runs for office or goes good woman was so flustered she forgot all about the text Whi dacahe’ auithind dei fishing. And the biggest of all gambles is in being born. No oi saiiiace tae | on a Notice that all advertisements Bi Rake ala tea Sas knows what he'll draw when he takes a ticket im the lottery of life. jos SE ishing Tac ne you! And still there's a difference between these things and Wal eave: of the cheap baking powders fishing rod varnished before the street’s gambling, espevially its gambling in what It hasn't got x oonceal the presence of alumg season opens. “short selling,” they call i “Th Beeleys ‘The farmer may conceivably pro something that somebody | port Weekly Quill D BY FRED SCHAEFER, Therefore read the label, @an eat, the manufacturer g to wear. Marriage, fishing, of-} office has a sheet} fice hunting—there's some fun, mixed with a good deal of grief iron stove that is| jthe truth. I'm going to use this Sea Sree. 2 Goops (a fo all / more rickety than | preserving kettle for a fish globe But Wall street gambling ts about as productive, useful and th’ venerable “And what kind of fish would you 714 First Av. faspiring as a vermiform appendix. We could live very well Washin'ton hand | plate in a preserving kettle, my Main 5089. Phones: Ind. 2880. out it press—an' gives worthy lad?’ I says { FN | out just about as | “Jellyfish,” said the boy. = * HARDY GRAY, a Philadelphia drummer, fell off the federal bulld-| much heat.” | xt I went to the zoo and saw ing steps at Evansville, ind, when two girls made goo-noo eyes a |some beaver They were Chewing him, and was badly hurt. A tender thing like & Phila drummer ha: te hele "i , | saad Ee and I ¢ yong Reg Pos oe ection in a Ind that hasn a peed limi c peing useful is the rent we tention of he ki r to} y — — sty atau ee ee ne mit on 89%! should pay for the room we occupy | good man,” I says, “why do those e erman : seer” S SM saa on this earth, some of us are ter little animals eat that wéod? \rbly in debe j And the tah anya without. betting Monks e ng eS Vale an eye that they we mply doing OBSERVATIONS | SOME MEN [it for a grab » aisty RM ERM 1422.24-26 First Av. | The devil in hades laughs, they Then J met y with a che pe wig So idee seiner Free Moving Pictures BOUTELLE, repudiated, gets the ministry to Portugal. Its Mr.|say, if a man tears loose when hie er eempee nee eenes S gia gatacamaabaayPars cf 1) d Tuesday Taft preserving peaches early, that's ail | wife's away. Satan oils the ways lass and asked her ing her Of! the word. nday ani uesday @ ‘oe © of the downward track and keeps was. She sald it was Ve q - nme March 6th and 7th BALLINGER quits. What a lesson that should be to that whole | them greased till the wife gets back | “M madam,” I s The secret of their success as gang of special interests advocates gathered about Taft lady, “my dear m “ag . - was N ON WOLG T ° y Beg The modern arch of triumph is a af ome to name this darling ¢ i a4 EVIDENTLY Taft and Ballinger didn’t think new democratic-| woman's No. 2 foot ised in a| Took a walk the other day and | Vesuvius? ney Ageing the Beer ELS FIGHT AS insurgent congress would do much in the wh ab line |dainty velvet shoe ran across so many y things | “Because,” says the lady, with a - ee ‘ | HY dof laughing. ‘The reason | SU"By, smile, “she ts subject to erup They drank beer for pleasure, 42 ROUNDS BATTLE of Tia Juana got stuck in the mud, With yellow ‘dobe| What Joy in being just an or-|1 rorusod t pometlden | Ho and did not suffer from disagree. Afternoon and Evenin nis armpits, the’ stronge t Olen bay he cane | dinary roughneck like us, No rules |{ Fefused to die of laughing is that! 1 thought it was about time to go| : 9 mont. ee ee sa a : ; : ‘diatonable fune there's a laughing clause in my|home, but before I could do so 1} able after-effects — i 7 *. © nd, no polite Iife insurance policy, If you laugh | met a frie a of mine who is fn the| satin Wisiiieaieabas Regular Di 25 UNITED STATES SENATE'S decision that he dfan't buy his seat| tell. no high collars to wear, Just | Yourself to death before the policy pala a agg So will be sent ©. 0. D, and if eguiar inner, Or Know it was being bought ought to enable Lérimer to turn on some | ave to be decent, that's all be ie Bar y oe onnene wood fad eed po Swans Pe saw Served From 11 a. m. Till 8 p. m. aero Bilart = dkhhhhhhhhh ehh kk &| Widow gets is the laugh. radiahe blanket them in, cold WHY COOK AT HOME? A . A . I met a boy going along with a jweather I said to him, “Old WE OFFER YOU THE GENU FRENCH navy lieutenant has got France buzzing over an article|* | * - tas | le Gatiag that French battleships ere only good as fast runners and Reine ce ah nny a Pama ore, ee tr a INE GERMAN BEER IN rpedo leets a8 fast sinkers. | ies very sma disp! what are 0 do ¥ he ne 1 . her torpedo fleets qs fast - | Unless you start a hustle & | preserving kettle Sure,” says the legistator, “what a ee Oe hala wince | And push the clouds away. «{ “Mister sa I'll tel! y6u d¥nomination ts it? | f ne 00% s fe P wed. to defend ue * * Preaek. Sta formeys who took, big fees and agreed to defend “Lucky” BR Rk i eK Kae) ARE YOU WELL INFORMED? PARA RR RIGINAT; be » waren a pamdligs ee hat wal Goorge Eliot's” real|® | e be gal, as he found he had a steady job at home DEMONeTAATING ane 4 TO A JTLT. *| \ sical ibaa ifthe’ } * If handsome is as handsome * | , t yet chawncs—the ’| The Preponderance of Evidence. | ® does, * now's yer chawnce—the g | | | : to be, Punch I'll have to arre you been , | drivin’ along at the rate of 60 mtlex|* Why, you're the handsomest *| “ o u rice for Holland ts @ tiny country, but |@m hour ; ll ong a SEED MORE THAN 7 MONTHS OLD |butter and.176000,000 pounds. of| the driver. "I aay I wasn't, and[® handsomely * BELLINGHAM BAY BREWERY ays 2 nee sere’s'a ehsdaling bit that sone ta ™ London Opinion, *| Main 2135 PHONE US TODAY Ind, 2464 a wasn't * * Office 2103 First Avenue. Best Gold Crowns Washington, D.C. March 4, 1910. the United States and Canada.) . o1,4 estimated population of Lé “All right,” returned the consta-|%)* % % kk tok tk kt te tok Rest Bridgework, per tooth. ‘M Senator Borah will bring up hik| when any adjusting needs to bel 4 1h a bie weketing the fpeey. eae Best Amalgam Fillin st Fesolution in favor of election of jdone, and Messrs. Tawney and ne Jeleven to one against me Iain't WHAT HE WANTED Best Sliver Filling Soe wenators by the people, as soon Carter are to do th Austing \wols 60 sublec eacapiil | “Now this car,” said the agent Plate: oe ae the extra sewsion of the senate|Mr. Taft has the thing nicely ar-| ANACHRONISTIC. es ce a eal re isa calling Blilup’s attention to a hand — ond $5 and 38 omex together. ‘The Borah reso-| ranged, and one of the incidents| “Was his drama modern and real: | \ePenm some limousine in the corner, “is a ori aN $8 lution was killed by four votes.|/is the fact that the nlssion | Istie 3 dandy. It runs so smoothly you rt nothing ‘but the best ‘There is a net gain in the new sen-| fixes its own salary a mine: No,” "answered Mrs. Wildwest wouldn't know you were in it. Rides material that’s made! ate of eight progressive members.| the amount and the salaries of its|“The second act takes place six Mre. Elizabeth B. Grannies | just like a rocking chair.” Painless extraction frec. ‘Thus, when the roll i called again|own help.e Now could anything) months after the first and the) at one of the dinners following What do you think I am, an es LENNON'S All work guaranteed 12 yerrs. : ears ban lied ; icor pared for lame ducks?| heroine still has the same e conservation congress in fe old | ladiet “orgy p oatbtedbes io ap ye ei asin tla iearmaabraciayd 4 0 ~~ a St. Paul, said of marria f Wabmasnes Bilines we , OPEN EVENINGS ‘. ‘ E is true that some gir Ba : B t oO t Sto lal Seas jefeated Gifford Pinchot is preparing tc want that Til know I'm 1 = I note that there 1s no reply as|the presidential nom change your mind and face about.| succeed. Some girls, too, fail. | iooking for a rocking chair I'll go CC ) ¢ : i Ohio Dentists Yet to the open letter addressed| 1912. Everybody is given Be A cree Fi gy! hostess at a ten once said tb & furniture atene Wid Be tr Oceans of Gloves—Piles of Hosiery—Stacks of by Senator LaFollette to President | guesses as to who will be Pinchot's| contming a eta talouen attek ‘are you fond of sports, Mre. |##rase.’—Harper’s Weekly. Umbrellas. Ta Pike Ot. ever Owl Brug Co. re anes ne especie Candidate, carbonate of potash, bicarbonate of| Blank?’ Mrs. Blank smile THE SUREST PLACE The Prices Are a Shame wserghag coal to pass upon the fraudulent Cun -— soda, and sulphate of magnesia, It| Her sad eyes twinkled a counts Prine “ae. hi:-ciiai e8 Mee Ame. ningham coal claims. A subject on which the silence #|is a veritable soap la Its water moment. Then she sighed and ject). or nee pice’ is men with ? pated for those valued and honor-| charged President Tate wih vaing| oe” Le: a comee Ste + = Et find them? | gli me Die be charged President Taft with using I, es A. Tawn- petronsae to secure his renomina| More ti Carter. There is to be ‘The: to be | tlon to the Argonaut in Ohe-third of the peo- mh " Presidency. We pause | ple of Australia live in four cities uibanes, Panes AdAaloide | What criminal hadn't rather be by the Tinited States Voice—In jail, guv-nor!—Penny senate! We wonder why Jt 1s. 803 SECOND AVENUE 9:30 in the Morning Is the Time