The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 24, 1911, Page 4

—— i 1 STAR—FRIDAY THE BRUARY 24, 1911 What Will You Do If You Meet a Pair of | Trouserettes as You Go Walking Tomorrow? Eleanor Addams Te About the New Fangled G Is Us All | Star Dust WHEN THE PEOPLE CHOOS | yg ee ge ng ar mee nae grapes al | ments That Our Very Pre * * WEY, JACK est Seattle Girls Are Expect Rot ony {# TODAY'S GOOD SHORT ONE * Lorne A | ed to Adopt for Springtime i E \ ' 4 ‘ ' nt men 4 4/07 | 7 a BY ELEANOR ADDAMS , \ * wen € « . * " * % tle the ¢ * * a of under t . 4 4 See eee ee | * 4 - men w A t est . ‘ on the t fae ‘ maa ande t b . ra AY t j c t Tiv " ! k B ft nen are ai i ATAIMLY \ the JACK” r th 4/GHT Over tes are going to ask MERE Hit . We give advice, but we cannot to profit by it La Rochefoucauld. give the wisde e I t i a4 ken languages or dia * i 1 p, tl ” ye P So “Big Buster bu . a Hesk 13,993 1 - , Soe on finished sixt! A TRAINED MEMORY Jinks—Are you good at remem if cigarettes im t CONSUMPTION r ; per capita, not counting th by th mi ve anks—Y wa even > And now they a gt he land of mon ext Tuesday, at 4:20 p.m oneal t $8 from me. || They've been 4 80 many ngs,” he said, searching his vo bulary in the hope of coining JOSH WISE ; ymething appropriate | The Grim Reaper cleaned up a surprisingly large batch of the SAYS | world’s moat wid advertined 0, ¥ 1 Henmett Hill, ¢ tla vulgarition head fence, with all he und esoteric expert King Meneltk, Neil Burgess, Bjo ments, occasionally omes right home to “pneet piers | i John G. ¢ enator Dc ire. Ma the lowliest of us, soars ris day under 1K. | ‘Baker Eddy » Ward Howe, T. C. Plat O. Henry” and Chief ag ft were, like an aeroplar and thus makes us other boy thinks! J Full - believe that_we really a . ated ¢ | She's don ~this time & railroad fire ee es joc! Otto Over & " has 6 ° 6 man takes that * * * less beer in tas rn * ordi Fat, drink and be y * . Fifty-two br Nar and They Jed s0’s to git* said it wasn't dee y de * Tis wisely yo * trts re rir th’ ride.” * But p “ * je was t y * 0 Jollars a week. ® Otto many who josh | # * Paden beng R |[eeeeeRAeAKeeeee , THE TROUSERETTE—NOW YOU <NOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! took lukewarm beer, s¢ thas drove out the al The t mm Jritisietaeh adetiiilienisme ie an a an regulate his own jag > through Artnent Is a politica : ; 3) ; his drinks. Big gas, small : aya an, orial, ae eee soc gata | Two-Minute Vaudeville}: u's meats?! Buy Your Hair Goods fn with. No question it gratitude BY FRED SCHAEFFER. 7 W House a r nt pan¢ to Otto! * an arehit alt H h Y PI Hold ca! More yet! . Ott ' ‘ : vn broken Who gave to nime|palace, of the Duke of 1 in| knee. Another of Where You Please, by driving jags out of one's a a8 = auto Slap—-I see your brother bas an arm broken ho Kave It to orem f eo 8 | | Nobody; he always bad the arm. = 5 | | k! Of inks all the lovely beer he auto - < . y B G O eg pl a a =| Gat how was It broken Ak kREWAR E&OE Ral OF ere cate ut Get Our full of lager, and wifey goes « nd kicks t | Fhe — scl «gp RR RR : coats.” . % There's no cloud thréatening this splendid offered by Oe Bape then ree Bg ‘ The troune Prices First | science, save that absent m men might « d feed th —s aie tee ancis rough tweeds n | beer tnto the machine and raw into th ves. But you ae bs “ The & ays It can knit aterials, and such ‘ied knell axteacliod sea cea Sipe ; ‘ | ‘t re © Otto te everything. He's done the best he could Oa, ne ai selene. @ ¢ . t peries as ruffies and ribbons e avol¢ agance and high rents out place, and ther couldn't require Otto to @o verything a } Slap-—-What bappene anyway a ‘in Fa eed nets Gare You bee the fore save yee 80 per-t ai ah seated AE -cniey the AT a recent New York banquet a copy of the Urlited States con-|_ Thud- What happened to his arm wasnt anyway ast posed that t ’ wafting down Second |} §TOCK to supply you in anything in manufactured HAIR GOODS, | stitution was laid beside J. P. Morgan's plate. He smiled. He is a/ "87.0 | was in love with bis wife and hit your] y Eons 'e be ¥ a NR ture your cut hair or combings in any way you wish admirer of that constitution. He can be relied upon to howl like) S's x oe neat ’ OER Re ApriNg Up & the patapanastverd yi @ stuck patriot if there's any attempt to seriously amend it. It suite | Prothe va > ; th -. a ppc | blades of gfass after a spring show m to us and let our EXPERT HAIR WORKERS him to a T. | Thud Jinan was in @ figh his wife, a hey t gd were in America when the The buyer looked so serious hey can do for you | it him for coming between them. white men first came Jabout it that I backed out before 1 stataps for a 0c box of FACE POWDER, the best mane | the tomptation to leave an order for A POCKET PIECE Tt {8 against the law in B: on » becam “1 wish you'd pay me what you owe me. Mass., to say “Oh, you kid!” on the | ZAMORA CRISW aur ~ = 7 1 would, but all I have fe my lucky: coin. 4 ’ | von new sore ON il tint Ae’ San Francisco Hair Store It ts easy to have » cheerful smile for the troubles of others, the | “Because it's always all I bave in my pocket when anyone duns A Reasonable Plea ® pessimist will say, but aur own troubles are not so easily gotten rid of.| ™me for money : ee For the Stomach Well, that’s not true. Our own troubles are chiefly of yesterday —y and tomorrow. We borrow them mostly of imagination and fear, “THEN IT HAPPENED” | + bs Real troubles are easily berne; it ts the imaginary ones that are 4 aia | | pto-Date Sum *! intolerable ? ' st | (Owe Dally Dincomtinued Storr) S Ten milters cnuahe ne ine a] Your Stomach te Lacking in Dt-| Ife has e agedies ani rom which t is us, or misfortune apportions us a pinche@ face and laborions old age. + ica equals <i Stomach Do its Work—E€spe | more than cheering maxims are required to bring us happiness * af cially When it Costs Noth | But it is still true that happiness and discontent are entirely a are os ak Ok kok mie ing to Try? state of mind that can be controlled # | Nine-tenths of the little {lls and worries would disappear if the | Not. with @reah, bet with s | An Oklahoma couple are spend will were resolutely set against them t ve ing their honeymoon in the saddle. | ent of digestive ager Actual afflictions we learn to bear. Th rippled, the hopelessly This date Gane " as are naturaly work diseased and the poor have, since time began, taught us our best trl aoe cane = @ the bride | stomact ob ra @ J Jessons in patience and cheerfuln te oi Saag we outa "I shows that digestion requires pep But unhappiness that comes of absorption in self fills the world |sin, nitrogenous ferments and the with doletul moanings. secretion of hydrochloric acid. | Gall and wormwood to the gang] We, It is the gloom of self-absorption that darkens lives. politician: Woman suffrage and the your food falls to digest, it is We can get out of it, and keep out of it, if we will rere os Steet peaitive that eumn at than : Srongtty. samelly. and -@79ly| scents are lacking in your digestive Here is an opportunity for the ladies of S LADY DECIES, nee Vivien Gould smokes cigarettes in public, j apparatus tle to get a strictly Man-Tailored Suit at le hey? We don't care. Decies is the fellow who married her. et y | Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets cor Q Mi ailored Suit at. less 2 | Adversity’s sweet milk, Philoso-ltain nothing but these natural ole than cost of an ill-fitting ready-made suit. You jPhy —~Shakespeare. | ing oe | wh | The horses aren't the only things |.) # necessary to digestion, and w also have the advantage of your own selection placed at work tn the k | TRUTH OF SOCIAL CONSCIENCE stomach and small intestines, sup- ot fabrics, of which we carry a very extensive e tooth ached that have been runnin. unse v 3 ) The tooth ached nh running at Juarez.) ply what these organs née They} line ‘The deadly white phosphorus fs used in the manufacture of] 1 Was « back tooth, known asa] A Ton killed a noted British | multe the gastric glands and gradually bring the digestive or It was prob-|gans back to thelr normal cond eree kind that| tion 4 from a men 5 matches with the most pitiful results among workers. There is but | motar, iad een. Heetened, te thalapciteinan fk Atria one known substitute—sesquisulfid—and this was controlled by the]Don. or the man’s jaw wtaanittie weet ae match trust yrongs or roots ax they are called. Without the use of this substitute dent match companies | Pron By Of ie aa there, baad vga age th ra howe — g their help and going out) vary ago and was oo thing of a| The whitewash squad of the sen ~ ema - ee oe ixture. Therefore the shra te paving a chance re It was proposed, at one time, that the government should buy | from" Therefore the man shrank/ate is having a chance to spread the patent and give {t to the public. The govern idn't do it Then President Edward Stettinius and his associates of the Dia Stuart's Dyspepsta Tab! m subjected to critical ch d abroad and having it pulled. He felt that| Iteeif jfound to contain nothing but nat | ural digestives | Chemical Laborat tests at home a For Four Days Saturday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday ing would be such sweet sor. pa row y. Telegraph sar conquered Britain in 6 mond Match company decided that they would do the noble thing But he was desperate. B. C le address, Diftindo London. | We place on sale all our $40.00 to $60.00 Suits surrender their patent for the* good of be public and take their Finally he saw a sign “Teeth Bx ie i betas es ae ess _ 0 we . chances in competition with the independents tracted Without Pain.” He plucked|* k#keeean ‘ullum St, Fenchureh § ci ‘ They have thereby rg the live aut h r ne of Lnieg ands ; up hope. The “Without Pain’|® ssieiitde si ba | tt Lat ws 9th pe re | It is a singular and inspiring triumph of the social consctence]jjokod good to him. He sauntered|® Are Y. i have analyzed most carefully a over greed of money, and it is with pleasure and pride that we record |j, a Ae MER taformpd! *| box of Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets “s soothed the dentist. He gripped Cor sayr, oen " he chemist’s shop for the purpose) AUSTRALIANS have perfected the ‘milking mac hing go that it]the molar with & qreveeies Coie eee Om * manufactured by the FA Stuart} milks 100 cows in two hours. Good-bye, sweet dairymaid! She's noth-lingtrument, clutched it like a view. |Co,, 86 Clerkenwel Road, London, | ing but a hired man, wearing overalls and needing a shave, nowadays,| And he yanked weak th hk ke ee ee weIE, C, and have to report that | anyhow! (THE . = cannot find any trace of vegetable | ik mal ‘a |, He who gives advice {s some-|or mineral poisons. Knowing the thmes superior to him wh n| ingredients of the tablets, I | r no can|ingredients of the tablets, | am of| give it—Von Knebel the opinion that they are |adaptable for the pv admirably | pose for More English are now emigrat-| which th: a t a no em! hic y are Intended * ing to this country than Irish St Every attention to all the sone proposes a $2,000,000 monument to Abrah. ncol y rish (Signed.) ‘ on to all the detail t go tec _ Someone proposes a $2,000,000 monument to Abraham fincoln in John R, Brooke, F. I. C., F. make a perfect t: the 6s } sgalces: Washington—a pile of stone. Ecuador would rather let Ja- There is no secret in the prepar-| OF ae ee ee, ee Same as though you A far more sible plan is on foot to create a splendid road leading from the Kentucky cabin where Lincoln was born, through Indiana to his tomb in Illinois, the road to be known as The Lincoln Way Such a public work will be a memorial that will not only pre serve the memory of the great liberator, but serve the daily needs of the plain people whom he loved. Can't congress do something more inspiring and tenfold more useful with its $2,000,000 of Lincoln money than to rear a pile of cold, useless stone on the banks of the Potom Surely, there are a lot of practical things th things that will minister to buman needs and memo Lincoln at the same time. pan have the Galapagos islands |ation of Stua than Uncie Sam. in 10 years |i Their composition is com they'd be begging us to come | monly known among physicians, as down and pry the Japs loo: is*shown by the recommendations | from the of 40,000 licensed physicians in the - United States and Canada. They ven if a woman can't dance well|are the most popular of all remedies in a hobble skirt, neither can the|for indigestion, dyspepsia, water | man step on the train of It brash, insomnia, loss of appetite, | |melancholia, constipation, dysen-| One degree of iatitude at the|tery and kindred diseases originat-| equator is 68.704 miles. |ing from improper dissolution and | assimilation of foods, because they | Fair Terms. are thoroughly reliable and harm OBSERVATIONS | SAVE YOUR TEETH (idse: If 1 let you go this time, less to man or child | will you down the booze habit? Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are at eller Make » Dollar, Cy the nk: = That's what Ijonce a safe and a powerful remedy, | PRESIDENT RIPLEY of the Santa Fe predicts “government own-| Dollars When t Be Teer Penta wee | Want Iudge—a flghting chance one grain of these tablets being | ership if the people don't let up on the railroads.” Let's not let up! ee au work fer hal trong enough (by test) to digest | ”,000 graina of steak s and oth-| eee ng Dentiate, Ady HAVING won his 50-year franchise fight, Spreckels pats himself . er foods. Stuart's Dyspepsia Tab- | and have fr lets will digest your food for mi Dyspepsia Tab- | paid our regular prices. We guarantee the ma terials, linings and the fit. your attention, Phis sale commands Special on etashrdlutaoinetaoinetaoi SPECIAL ON LONG COATS. pe to $40 Coats, special ... , etaoi Regular $35 $25.00 Dresswell Ladies’ Tailors 803 Pike Street BETWEEN EIGHTH AND NINTH AVENUES Bellevue-Summit, Broadway-Pike and Eastlake Cars PHONE: Main 3652 t need to be done alize At # “Walk a mile before breakfast and scare up an appetite,” advis @ doctor. Don't tell it to the br line. tgp 5 for my ottie on the chest and declares San Diego to be the only city in the country | S04," examination an that “stands for enlarged franchise conditions. Tren have pons wick Goce aon when your stomach can't - tink you care to ge to wet Ask your druggist for a fifty-cent | E ‘om not Dr. 3. ell, Marcon! might invent ajpackage or send to us direct for a a .,, ay sobgnygerae ewe wireless system of politics, free trial sample package, and you | ba Preheat will be surprised at the result. F. eninge he trunk of a tule tree at Hilta,| A. Stuart Co., 150 Stuart Bidg., Mar- woth « tor ne y uart Co., . eee ‘Mexico, measures 146 feet in girth, shall, Mich, Bea te ecraet © a8 enter] ote et able the, Giese mala stan; Toa, 4940 Te eS icin Maw TOPIC eek. ee ld ‘i