The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 22, 1911, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR Member of United Breas, Published daily hy The Star Publishing Co. “FOR TRUTH IS TRUTH TO THE END OF RECKONING” PHILADELPHIA woman buried the wrong husband, but you really couldn't blame her. His head was cut off in a railroad accident. Later the rea! chap came along, head and all. She was—well, surprised. Must have been simply awful. WHITE SLAVES, NAMBY - PAMBY JUDGES AND JACKASSES Last fall Col. Theodore Roosevelt was said to have made a state ment to Harry S. New, prominent Indiana politician, to the effect that Jodge A. B. Anderson, of the federal court of the Indiana district, “is a Jackass and a crook More recently Judge Anderson's judicial attention & white slave case, brought before him for trial Tt was a c@te where a fiend in the shape of a man bad seduced a young girl from her home in Mlinois and taken her to Indiana for 4 shameful purpose “There are a lot of busybodies who waat to make this court as nasty ‘as the dirtiest police court,” observed Judge Anderson, disgusted be cause a white slave case was brought before him Of course, the case could have beeu prosecuted in the police court ‘and the “nice” feelings of a namby-pamby judge could have remained “ansolled” by close contact with a case where a woman's soul had been shamefully dragged into the mire. And there was no question but that @ conviction could have been obtained in the lower court, but the penalty which that court could have imposed would have been so much smaller than the vile culprit deserved that the case was carried to the federal court, in order that umder the national jaw a much more severe punishment could be meted out. was directed to If a judge is too “nice” to try a case which federal laws cover he should leave the federal bench—and at once Of course it did not soll the clothing of this namby-pamby judge to ‘Wipe that $29,000,000 Standard Ol! fine off the federal records. ‘That was a case concerning property Dollars are never nasty; property is never unclean eyes of not a few bench warmers. But a life! A woman's soul They are fit subjects for the Judge. We have no remark amen to the rest in the judicial police court, evidently thinks this to the crook” definiti T. R., but we say “LORIMER didn’t know bribery was going on,” say his defenders. ‘That's the defense of every old crook who has bought his way into the United States senate since that body first was. IS YOUR SWEETHEART COUNTING THE KISSES? A maiden in a New York town has introduced @ new feature into _ suits for breach of promise, which ali courted girls might adopt to thelr profit This girl was able to show, by means of a carefully kept record that the man who had courted her for 14 years had in that time kissed her 1.236 times. ‘The faithless man, after courting and kissing her for 14 years, up the plea that be had never promised to marry her. But th held. ny court ought to hold, that 1,236 kisses, duly registered, ar walent to @ promise of marriage and ground for damages. She got 060. Not a great price for registered kisses, This is counting kisses at the rate of $2.43 each. It is far from be ing too high. A girl who is careful enough of her kisses to keep a reg feter of them is apt to be exclusive in giving them out; and, as every man knows, it is exclusiveness of kisses that gives them their greatest value. This girl shows by her register that she was kissed by. this man for 14 years at the rate of $8.28 times a year, which Is less than once fm four days, or about twice each Sunday. This does not entitle the fellow to wholesale rates ‘The incident ought to be a lesson to all courted girls. Of course, they do not apprebend any failure of the men courting them to marry them. But they cannot be too surely on the safe side. If there is breach of promise, the girl has a treasure that makes her ease In court absolutely a cinch. If marriage happily results of the courting, the rec Ord of kisses may readily be destroyed, or, if preferred, retained as an interesting family relic. It Will be especially appreciated by the daugh ters of the family OBSERVATIONS GERMANY has just discovered scrambled eggs and gone wild over) Good Lord, but they're slow! "0 0 © SKIN-TIGHT trousers are to be the Well, we'll have the rage, anyhow. ae ae | FIRST thing those deadlocked legislatures know. the country that it can get along without U. 8. senators. SM aT ALL the dead regulars in Gen. Vega’ Something in this for Pre rage for men they'll convince battle were shot in the back. ident Diaz to deeply cogitate. ET ES U, 8. STEEL TRUST comes up smiling with over $20,400,000 net earnings in three months. We particularly call Mr. Carnegie’s attention to this. 0-0. % REV. ZED COPP, of Washington, says hell is located in the sun and Rev. Dr. Baker says it’s in the moon. All this uncertainty, with moving day barely three months off! ° hee i IT would be just like that Colorado Coal Trust to explain that it has | to put that extra $1.00 on coal because so many miners have been sent to Jail for organizing unions. oO o o FARMERS’ ALLIANCES are uniting to kick the daylights out of that Canadian pauper hen to a man, but when are they going after the cold storage hen? She's the bird that’s been roosting on our pocketbook OER) REMARKABLE ending in that 8t. Petersburg trial. Dr. Pantehenko talked much; gets 15 years. Count de Lassy talked much; gets life term Meme. Muravieff wouldn't talk; acquitted. Moral, girls, is, “Don't Talk!” © 16° & MRS. KATE COOK has received an honorary vote for U. 8. senator. Ap it was cast in the Colorado legislature, Mrs. Cook will have to put it into formaldehyde quick if she wants any one to see any honorary about it. “ew eee BEATRICE FORBES ROBERTSON says that when given the right to vote, women will quit going through their husbands’ pockets, Nothing in such a proposition, Beatrice. We're able to safely hide all save our fine-cut now, af ° DIP a needle into a pall of mil milk, says the Indianapolis Star. And last we how to eat a potato, Gee! but times must When editors get hold of all those goodies! “eur er IF Wisconsin gets life insurance at cost, as proposed by La Follette Fepublicans, with food and shelter at cost, a» proposed by the socialist Statesmen of Milwaukee, a good many conservatives may walk out, Put, then, some progressive folks may move in, o © k, and if milk adheres to it, it's pure k an Indiana editor told be looking up in Indiana court | but better than nothing. | says Fasbions. | Star Dust Aa eR TODAY'S GOOD SHORT ONE One Bunda digetn r wore in & Yaeant } when them a Don't > dle " pped to ¢ know that on Sunday { necesatty replied one of t don't you A case of an't fish Womar this ts \ bait eee RRR Re Peete e eee eee ee eee Me Why put that Mextc HAVE chy Vistt MA READ THIS TO PA Wher | be that | whe you can’t get a grip Cee e eee eee ee ee le « 7 # left in the * * are c * United * * . |\Feee RE RERee | hig point Florida | Maw Well We | “Then why can’t }time like poor boys, who hay |lic playgrounds and Fresh Air ings and Salvation Army dinners? THEN IT HAPPENED (Our Daily Discontinued Story.) | 1} A e rich ald? ain't we?” I have a good a ont | | | | The dog was |was “Siegfried Being a pet dog, “Siegfried” had to be laundered. Thie job was to the head of the b M |prided himself upon being an pert dog washer Siegtried” was jammed into the laundry tub by Mr. K. and soap lib lerally applied and scrubbings made #0 that presently “Siegfried” was | whit ‘The a pet. His name K ox was turned} ow dry bimeaelf wh | |dogginess “Siegfried” accomplished | |this by rolling tn black, filthy dirt. | | Uttering an imprecation or some |thing lke that, Mr. K. impatiently | repeated the washing process. “I'll| break you In two, you miserable | mutt, if you dirty yourself again.” | exclaimed the man as he brought out the dog again, immaculate After which the intelligent beast jagain rolled in the dirt (THE END.) California is organizing an aecro-| plane militia, Wants to make use of every cuble inch of that climate | | Former New York clubman Is a | South Sea Inland king. When the girls turn out on a sunny afternoon with almost nothing on, it must re mind him 6f a Fifth ave. ballroom Poets are all who love—who feel | great truths And tell them | | BAILEY Count that day lost whose low, | scending sun sees not some man) |who would for mayor run } | The membegg of the Taft cabinet | Ket $12,000 a Year, with the excep-| tion of Secretary of State Knox, who was a member of the congress | that made the raise in salaries. The | next secretary of state will get} $12,000. } a Hadn't Noticed it—Where? The colonel is back on the front page—Louvisville Times. | ms The German people are bearing | up well under Kaiser William's at tack of the grip. ® Little Aids to Beaut FOR WEAK AN A 004. atreng! apt to be of b of Infiamed eye > WAT! than i* wearing gianses | look Jone aa possi eve tonic, Aimolve Yn & pint of water whenever maore spackling. 0 P ACKHRAD: [WRinKtine 0 up tho. akin lei of blackheads anf large vores |vent redness and roughness ma |face daily with, « srenseiess |cheam 0lly’ made as rollows iaimonoin < Gora water One-hait pint Olyceri Two teaspoontu Atle twasttier knd allow ble. Foam tne ty stand over | etly will bore from we noft and TOO FAT over-fatness always ie ed. A simple rolution of ana fend klew and kee affitotion | be de Zé Ino to ade nati has table ent | known to the rate day spoonful minutes before each i the only treatment that Is jand no dieting or violent exercise quired, It harmiess fat dl and makes d feel brighter and my mete HOME-MAD! 20D PURTPT ER ith and Ko hand in hand with impuri with ny of @ pound & five younger auty i rid the thee fakin erup 0 ayatem On noun to ninice Dissolve the sugar and ik Alcohol and water. Take ful before each meal Aigeation, restores lost appetite, the blood, aro 6 ae okin and tende up the entire » aod bulid Advi. | } would eacire | were together | serving a rnin DNESDA EVERETT. BE SURE 70 SEND AME SOME OVVEPUR POSTAL ANOS Wiltl) YOO PERCH Poh! YORK Talk it over with yourself by The French army has adopted a folding bieyele that can be carried! on the back used in th office at Washington placed end to end, it e the earth with 6,000 If all the typ ment printin last year we miles French ae blades, ly used inventor is try out jane propeller with six stead of the two common r Man is made of dust. That's why he's always dry Out of every o dled the po: gOea astray lion Jet by otice, When you've read the On the When atest dope Pallid Hope the you've scanned skimpy From end Whe On the Ww kindly a friend? PARABLES cheerfal feligw withthe favors down the tine The gather hie and he draws are warn) sip as if ‘twere nectar, the wind any danger of bin making it too « ean never go far wrong that score, and the more. Moral a dividend. No ma ones who get by day THE THIRD READER THE BRAVERY OF ONE BOY. You all have heard of Debilitates, the ancient Greek philosopher Well, Debilitates had mambered among his pupils a singularly bright, good natured boy who was his constant companion when they The jad’s name was Ikos Phooypaloozas. Ikes had a mind to learn the philosophy busi- ness, In those days it was a better graft than barefoot daticing or peddling roasted chestnuts One day the sage and his pupil were wandering In the Thracian hills discussing the binomial theorem when they came up with @ large body of men armed | with javelins, who weve laging the countryside. them a while became aware that it was a War like expedition, Now b retired, but the Moslem inva for such they were, already him bound, a prisoner. Nor Was Ikos allowed to escape. He was in- eluded in the pinch, Both Greeks were taken to the camp of.,the caliph 2 As it was a dull day in the gay ing business the caliphs thought to have some sport with He ordered the boy to shy at hazelnut placed on the patriarch’ head and see how many times could knock it off with a 24 paula After, ob- firmers gather travels long ts lacking for a Mend ; he always finds an easy mark to t her male or (@pale, or whether old or young, they He finds no sort of trouble encountered on There is nothing so effective Just to make things come your way as the good old-fashioned burning and pil-| Debilitates | would lve | Debilitates. | Y, FEBRUARY 22, 1911, Lee Chri | Grew Color Blind, So Is American Soldier of Fortune Was Sentenced to Be Shot} Once, But Escaped, Had] Many Reverses, and Finally] When He Went Home to| Tennessee Found His Wife Had Divorced Him Banana | he commander-in-chlet rebel army in Honduras and fighting pretty heavy ' finding the with Unele Sam landing Jack ub ~ against and seizing bis unboat Horn pile ng Yoars ago Lee ngine out of Ne Iiinols Central tly 4 his bau elime iis one w his hand mate Orleans a A was to wa “rt 70 vow wna train northern | elght-¢ passenger locomo the dunseen t fired him around I didn't =F POW Ws | . on the the fast } > 1 bition then was }to w wn the throttle of | tly } Suddenly the thread suspending | Lee's official | | neck deftly nipped. He was of blind and th New while steamer nail ashor backed away from steamer . the t Give me tucke for a sald Lee, so they landed him rto Cortez, Honduras. lution had just been there by the “outs,” , to be Manuel Bo s henchmen, just then Both needed recruits, but Manuel iristmas first and made him a Just Ike that! time Policarpo Be related to the other Bon vation in e.| was in the president's palace at leysport. They’ve| Tecucigalpa, the capital. Both of put up a fire|the Bon d been president and alarm box. To|¢x-president in turn several times. operate it you} Well, Lee at revoluting in break th’ glass, food earn He showed the Hon and pull the| durans a few tricks in fighting they rope that rings| had mever dreamed of. Policarpo th’ fire bell.” | was divorced from the president's palac Later and sentenced | | | a Pu A freab rev rted down = venturing. e was to be exe awe capital again at the head of an other successful revolution, again placed Manuel in the palace During a lull in Honduras Christ mas kept bis hand in training other Central American countries. When Manuel JOSH wise |.8™. SAYS At | “Another inno-| 20t al that jan ha cua, and the pres Miguel R. Davila, Zelaya of Nica ent executive usher returned to the United States. Christmas ed | divore to be was shot eap oy I remark that the throne might almost hing has ® grip on George Washington---and We BY W. G. SHEPHERD. are my shoulders. Lay your burdens on them.” any man says this sincerely to his fellows, he immediately becomes great, with a true greatness The word “responsible” contains the secret gf human or divine great- Think of this defin m of it ‘x Able awer to any claim. Able to discharge any claim or duty All the great men of history have attained thetr greatness through willing to take responsibility. Ordinary They flock to the man whe says ve your affairs into my hands. I will be responsible.” There aty of Israel Putnams and Ethan Allens and Paul Reveres in Washington's time, They were desperately brave men, but Washington towered above th all, because he was willing to take the maibility for the entire lution. These brave men could fight i {ls when Washington, the man who took the responsibility, told them to fight Washington was a lonely man, t Wh Maybe That Maybe Kauft Guy is there But the chance re White M at Morris has the poke away “The Smoke an or © being bility ¢ these much Hot Air.” were m OF 1911 his He bit of % the mb! alve journeys on bay He drops a where he wande way. He never in blarney sits for his as all great men must be. He was a great men must be, because of their very loneliness. A ee responsibil cannot share it with mankind. He must when he divides his responstbility with his fellowmen he man who take It alone es his greatness. 1, alone, take the responsibility,” must be his mottc 1 will face this King Ge says a Washington. Tear down his flags. Repudiate his monarchy I will answer to any claim.” And alone, amid the trees of Valley Forge, with bis army freezing, hungry and penniless, he almost jost Bis courage. He fell on his knees before One, higher than man, with whom even a great man may share responsibility and not lose his greatness A Napoleon says to the armies of France: “I shall conquer the world. Fight, kill, slay, burn—I will take the responsibility swer to man and God.” And, surrounded by his fellowmen, he was alone. To him and from him passed streams of the world’s bravest fighting men, seeking his advice, looking for orders from the man who was willing to take all the responsibility What a lonely, sad man was Lincoln! took the burdens of the nation, “KIN! soll in human blood, for it is done for humanity's sake. responsibility.” That was the attitude of th How we common mortals shrink from responsibility I have money,” says the well-to-do citizen, “What shall I do with it? He might start a business or bufld a railroad, But he dreads the responsibility. Along comes a Hill Give me your money,” he says. build the railroad.” And the citizen gladly turns over his money. The bonds which are issued by the great corporations of this country might form a gigantic monument dedicated to “The Dread of Responsibility.” The every-day man says I'm making a good wage. sible to my family. I ought to save my money.” But he doesn’t, One@ay along comes a life insurance agent Pay me so much money,” says the agent, “and my company will take the responsibility of caring for your family when you are no longer able to do so. We'll make you save.” Gladly the every-day man shifts the responsibility. because he must do it, he pays his assessment the company The life sponsibility.” The world gives its best, not to the shrewdest thinkers, not to the hardest fighters, ngg to the greatest inventors, but to the man who says to the thinkers, the fighters, the inventors: “You do thus and so. I'll take the reaponsibility, 9I'll answer all the claims. That was the secret of the greatness of George Washington. is why we call him today “The Father of His Country.” and bore the entire burden Sixty Years the Standard ther tongue. There isn’t in that direction he om from his trong, because Kill his sol diers. I will take the the lemons will still come back for | blame con” game used adroitly day On bis lanky shoulders he It must be done! Soak the I will take the great Linco! “I'll take the responsibility. I'l I'm respon Every month, He is in the hands of No longer the responsibility rests on his shoulders. insurance companies are monuments to “The Dread of Re- ‘That He stood alone discus, Although he had been inured to games, the Thracian boy demurred, at which the caliph ridiculed bis hesitation and had him stripped of his fraternity pins and college col ors. "So be it,” | bell-like tones my_seruples.” In that case,” thundered | Turk, “search him again.” But I am glad to say that in spite of this Ikos retained his |scruples and would not endanger the hazelnut by casting at it on his preceptor's igory-white dome of thought “If you do not obey this Instant,” shouted Muley®Kow with a thor sand threats and imprecations, will hew off thy right arm.” And ere I will consent, monster,” replied Ikos, with disdain, “I will |chop off my left arm with my re- | maining hand,” Just at this erists the caliph was Jeonvulsed with shame, He made |Tkos a general of his army on the spot and presented him with his sword, saying as he did so “Take this scimitar and never sheath it save in the bosom of your | own family.” So Ikos became a great and noble warrior, but on some account his family steered clear of him, Ikos in 1 still erled “Yet clear, have the Boon afterwards he rode into the and in} | was again chased out of the country by Policarpo and} !f Your Stomach ts Lacking in Ok 4 into the palace, Christmas Go ing to Memphis, his home town, be} found that his wife had obtained a) and remarried, this time to es-'a plain, unmilitary, ununiformed mortals dread responsi-| 1 will an- | stmas—the Story of an Engineer Who Honduran General in the U niform of a Honduras General |carpenter, who, she | stand hitched at home So Christmas went back A Reasonable Plea For the Stomach gestive Power, Why Not Help the Stomach Do its Work—Espe- cially When it Costs Noth ing to Try? 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