The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 21, 1911, Page 4

7, vx THE WAY OF ESCAPE SRWAERAARRRR ARS * TODAY'S GOOD BHORT ONE * Emma Heath is suing Mrs. Sarah Merriam, 72 years old, for $50,000 for alienating Nathaniel Heath's affections. Nathaniel had to talk with Sarah through an earhorn, too, Just think of being accused of finding a 72-year-old affinity through an earhorn! | vii DOWN at Boston, M | THE OUTGROWN SUIT OF LAW | fogs bare If the bott ed white the dark om cellar step be paint y t will save many a fal cer can u that we car down t In « bigger constitutional We need a able in ee ee * \® Out * 1sy de th ahini CYNTHIA GREY advises that a boy of 18 and a girl of 17 are en and blue tirely too young to think of marrying. Bet a sugar-cured ham that Cynthia herself began to think of it as early as her 6th birthday, Mind, Cynthia, we don’t say that thinking is doing FROM POTTER’S FIELD TO FAME mands that the body of a for potter's field and buried with thereby hangs a most extr jon of America 4 dug up from th gton. And The Patriot Associa gotten pauper shall b ational honors at Washi dinary tale. John Ericeson has gone into his' itor” and its moving turret, that His body was carried to his native with all honors, His stat Where it is seen by Alas, for Joba A burrowing historian a Official documents in the loft clude correspondence with ¢ nary, are said to prove be the “Monitor” and its moving ¢ R. Timby, that those who hel him construct the “M John A. Griswold, John F. Winslow, John Ericeson and Corn 8 Junge of croc ‘ Bushnell, and that all save Ericeson fully acknowledged the ship of Timby before they died. Out of the school books and encyclopedias Battery Park, must come the imposter, Ericeson ‘Theodore R. Timby, the true inventor, who ren: ie to the nation tm a critical hour and change A strange, romantic story of belated justice aor of the * archite an war Park, New ry as the inventor revolut! d na Sweden on Ame set up in Battery sands every day and his fame. Troy, N. Y., found a pt of an old barn. These p: Jeon Welles, Lincoln's all question that re ret was an American named ar The Jordan is the crookedest river in the world, meandering 213 in a distance of 60 miles. or miles hings, b PARABLE and off his pedestal opt nd in his place ed such alg navies of t bunch ¢ THE mother of the daring outlaws, Jesse and Frank Jam: as ‘cently died on a railroad train. For 20 years she helped her boys escape| loudly cried agais the law, and she lost an arm in one encounter with detectives. The) kit on the saime Boys were bad, but the mother loved them. th t with ¢ id the bes! im party and There in, financially—awa ough to survive in| George Jay Gould is a pretty good-sized ‘up among the tens of millions—yet he ix not big the struggle for existence among the kings of financ He retires “under pressure.” He says, as hum! with a dinner pall 1 told Mr. Rockefeller and Kuhn. I would resign the presidency of the Missouri Pacific Toved of his father, Jay Gould) as soon as a good man ¢ for the place.” Thus gracefully does the big fish disappear into thy w of the! / bigger. So civilization evolves toward its predestined end, which tx where? ald be found GOOD-BYE, There's a how! that it’s ing business.” Mexican revolution! “hurt READ THIS ONE TO MAMMA Here is an explanation of the famous initiative, referendum and recall about which we are hearing so much these days. Mr. Man goes home and announces that he {s going down town after supper to meet a man. That's the initiative. The lady of the house say« “Are you?” in that ascending voice, which seems to waik over the tops of his nerves. That's the referendum. Then Mr. Man sits down and reads his paper. That's the recall.—Rockford, [il., Star. OBSERVATIONS | MASSACHUSETTS, having made no plans to fortify Cod canal, loudly protests against fortifying Panama. ee 8 HALF the people in the United States ne authority declares. And he’s speaking of ey o o © TWO million people starving in China, and The price of one first-class battleship would save ¢ 8 6 “NOT rich unless you have half a billion,” sa Rhode Island. Half a billion! Then in what te the poverty of the poor? her Cape dg not beer asse selentific no them. crops until May ° THEY say every nation of any consequence trade benefits from the Panama canal, except the to Uncle Sam, be bas the fun of paying the bills, Gh 8 , a MR. TAFT is issuing written permits for Mex regu pass through United States territory, and issuing warrants for insurrectos who try to so pass. Mr. Taft must be a regular. o 0 o PRESIDENT-EMERITUS ELIOT, of Harvard, says a woman should marry at 24 and have a child every two years until 40 years old. May be that's the college way of looking at woman's mission, but it sounds like the dairy way. o oO is preparing to get United States. As Garden says in her ne we expected; # 3 to “THEN IT HAPPENED” (Our Daily Discontinued Story.) oO 2 ¢@ MOTHER-IN-LAW QUEEN ALEXANDRA won't tend, th @nation because Queen Mary will be given preference, eh humorists must be just about busting with mother-inlaw jokes they don’t dare to fire off. In the Editor’s Mail Short letters from Star readers will be printed in this column when they are of sufficient general interest. You may write about anything or anybody so long as personal malice is not your motive. cor pndon that interest and an earnest desire at lo ice and moot e ceme whatever is best for our city dha | sigseniee ee ee city we love in spite of her crudities| Presley B, Ballbearings and faults. The Star ballot last} roller skater enthusiast, evening held six of my chosen candi | was only a lad, but how he lov dates, as 1 ha attended thoseligo skate. Some days he would “Quiz Congre: and the political) skate to and from school, and on equality clubs (although have not! other days he would skate from time to be a club woman, personally | and to. my heart is with them), and I have| On the day on which our story no words splendid enough to en-|opens he was skimming like a ma dorse their efforts. niac over the nice and smooth ce The Star's candidates have all| ment sidewalks, and over the rough in her own uome, and knows the|stood high after thelr appearance] pedestrians, y Ditterness of these burdening assesx|and answers or speeches before] He turned a corner just as a fat me We have lived here nearly| these bodies, policeman was also using the cor. years and in tho Tenth ward Respectfully, ner to turn in the opposite direc- nearly 11 yours. MINNIE B. FRAZIER. | tion. 3804 10th Ay, N. EB. (THB END.) Editor Star: Dear Sir—We appreciate & Melty you are giving the gratw.##. Too much cannot be said of the ex orbitant asseasments which are keeping investors away Respectful L, C, ROBERTS, was a Presley Seattle, Feb. 16, 1911 Editor Star—The writer is a citi- zen, a taxpayer, a busy housewife TAR—TUE BRUARY 21, 1911 WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE? vx OUTBURSTS OP EVERETT TRUE AS FOR MYSELF, FORGOT TO REGISTER (BuT_I O YOU THINK DO YOu WELL You've NO BUSINESS TO THINK LET ALONE WORK AROUND ¥] Lorimer was shaken up in a street * car the other day but managed to ® keep his seat. Force of habit ee How We Make Use of Our GIFT OF GAB. Americans 00 “tale er Wolephone > calls for and child t telephon and the woman eeeeeeeeee 4 miles of wires capital t $1,425, Pee eee ee eee ee eee eee) ee ed OF 1911 | A company is known by the men it keeps—at Washington SAW MALE EARTH BLING STANDING WITHIN LARGE HOUSE ~~~ FUMBLED INCESSANTLY WITH NECK WABKIMENT —— PUT OW SAME, TOOK OFF SAME ~~~~ Pur ON SAME, TOOK OFF SAME —— PUT ON SAME, TOOK OFF SAME ————- PUT OW SAME, WHILE CON= COURSE OF OTHER MALE SARTH- BEINGS LOOKED ON wirn SYMPATHY. hed an las A girl of about | attendant at th Saturday afternoon. Hi you One’? #be The attenc First Vic Thanks what I wante ary asked brought out “The n 8 “That's d the girl The most difficult crowd to make ‘move up front” in a street car Is a crowd of women. Most en will obey the conductor's order, though | perhaps grudgingly, but a woman line ery nw conductor that wins n, He » Green Lake has evolved a new prompt attention fr first tried it out It was at the 5 p. m. rush hour n ret of the fit from inning Seats irning work, and the door, was jammed with meward bound from shor be ed with n | rear | women by | ping | Suddenly dhe conduct Up front, please! The on ropt ais up houses of the k trout ailed law ing an old mari briny was tides, narrated In one along the ner who had expounding the In places,” h the water rises 50 feet How do you expla The tied up. The water wondering w book that th is he's beer in the many it | THE REVOLUTION LEAGUE. explanation bas always been | Juarez.-War postponed on ac nt of rain front sailors still Honduras.— Wet wars tomorrow Haiti-Six generals land one pack of changed today for densed milk are grounds. Two two mules} cigarets ex can of ‘con ‘ Try This Home-Made Cough Remedy A California eh increase the breeding capacities of sheep by pasturing thom beneath high voltage electric wires. Costs Little, But Does the Work Quickly, or Money Refunded. scientist Mix int of ¢ Felix Rosenberg is secretary of the Cleveland, ©. Scotchmen's Bobby Burns soclety. ) in a pint H The long \o | vidy greatest to the said to hav Is range of vision be uvian Indians, who distinguished indl- 18 miles away f broned stimu kiy than Unually used inside of 24 ping nther * the Office Boy—The editor says he] {hrost trout is very thankful to you for allowing jhim to see your drawings, and much |regrets that he is unable to use them. | Artist | Offies | He | di and is slightly Iaxat end a eh This recipe Did he really say that? Boy—Well, not exactly just sald, “Take ‘em away, Red: , they make me sick ranes, Oth thin formula of making cough syrup with yrup (or strained through ited States and Canada that it in often traitated.. Mut the old, success ful formula has never been equaled Bome of the best-known 1 as Harte tributers, and others, think #0 well of the above rookpe that they guarantos tt to give matintaction or refund the pur- chase price, vs CLEANING TIME IS HERE for all Seattle, If you are going to do any papering, we can save you money, at our Wall Paper Sale, A good line of remnants is here, too, cheap, Federal Paint & Wall Paper Co. 1314 Jet Ay., Near University Bt. tin r rday evening. | , | hoof {the only one which will be of any. Nelse Aldrich’s Successor Tells Us That to Be Rich a Fellow Must Have Half Billion Henry F. Lippett of Rhode Isl and, Who Gave Orders to United States Senate and Got Away With It, Will Now Sit in Senate Himself His Apple Trees His Greatest Joy What ts a Do you } Is hundred you go that Heur | you start this way I've dc to own half all him it this| Croesus f Wash met two since Rhode Isiand ton imap fo The ord ache United States senate consisted which the ot New VALET AG manufacturers | ded | now sen Aldrich about cot and should be but that doesn’t make me rich® “V’'ve got a dozen millions or so - _ al Rhode Inland which dates back to 1638, ppitt followed Roge to the Providence Jobn was a acquired and holdin he staked some of the residential property N LITTLE OLO N BY NORMAN YORK Americ when Wik planta. Uons WASHI Da NEW ean Fe How to tizen for 10 Pull in and How | Dea you want your ec to wri 38,000 im n a little 0 more that a t this weeks ago anks He tabl if the n whieh we of 10 ¢ He which telis peop it to obtain their nd to € at onee x pank be 8 app th trifling s from in sid be 10 con 0 per was built te ca y explains the disgraceful rash our crushes New York k growing. Not coun structures, hotels houses, statistics were built metropolitan dwellings, a Of course the outly and is a mere the cost of new ment how na uralization The nking ose wher good Now stretch Park Row somebody thing” and e are half a d along the and doubt in other parts of foreigners abound books. There is a th Greater ps right om business: od apartmest in the private 858,800, this is im city, ompared te t and tene gre aboard dozen peddier row ve league ha : to help to governors resolution for election ates senators by all This resolution will at an early date every effort should be made jthat senators do not dodge Resolutions by labor unions organizations interes’ government, editor in the newspapers personal appeal, letter mn ry effort should be to drive the senators to the |passage of this resolution. It is the people's fight. The te al |ways has been the stumbling block f this constitutional reform. Now the must go on record Wateh senator, Prod your senator. ap the of the be and a few blocks apart many mo city wher the little big demand fc or vote of ex has e cost ubway to da struction of the wrong been something and by popular | expresgion | terviews telegr mad. houses all al { in- is noted that members of the sen ate whore by Lori heart intere frightened John Thomas steered a course discretion and fter dodging nd ner automo’ horses up 18th st sawed them down tions to Hawkins, horses were stopped. reins and derful nt, and teams ran the bill and finally Our congratula- and profound re “ own seats were secured methods find a with we cool judgn For the hall nominate John Thomas hack driver 2 years of age, who has been driving since he was 14 Owing to the judgment and nerve of John Thomas, the United Pre still has the services of W w Hawkins, manager of its Washing ton bureau. Mr. Hawkins and his | wife and friends were the victims of a runaway accident Sunday, and after the pole of the carriage had |been smashed by a reckless auto mobile, they were ged in a careening carriage through the crowded streets of Washington for early th miles before the! s of fa ies, senate your | RATH. presentatives of the National Ke Washington to op President Taft's reciprocity These gentlemen say they no objection to lower tariff with the consequent of living, but they ob- making the ricultural take all the brunt of it on why the beef | ve protection on its prepared meats, while cattle on the in ft They | on why the biscuit trust} nm ite bis-| le the sub- Gloucester es no why he | what protection he] while the cotton trust | ) mills of New Eng their right ax his shirt. All of which Is productive of hard weather for Taft's reci procity treaty, The defeat of th treaty, however, will probably be accomplished by ‘Taft's friends. | The standpat element in the senate and in the house is opposed to any step in the direction of a revision wnward, Stalwart champions of lal Privilege like Jim Tawney will found suddenly eager to protect the farmer. Back of this eagerness, of course, are the beef trust, the steel trust, the woolen and the sug trusts, and other beneficiart the Taft-Aldrich tariff Re ‘ RRR REE * to be ® der con- & are in to |p jtreat The first skysc built in England is at jhave | dutie a ject Live to be 360 feet high d co r struction producer They rust sho eRe are to come ee see no re should ha cults, while Ject of free trade. | fist | should may have and the woc land keep protection grain is m: The rman son BAKING POWDER Absolutely Pure MAKES HOME BAKING EASY Light Biscuit Delicious Cake Dainty Pastries Fine Puddings Flaky Crusts and the food is finer, more tasty, cleanly and wholesome than the ready- made found at the shop or grocery. Rayal Oook Book-800 Receipte—Free. Send Name and Address. About six weeks ago we predict ed in this column that Mr. Lorimer would be retired to private life. That prediction seems about to be fulfilled About the only question now is whether he will go or wait to be pushed, If the roll were called today, there would be plenty of votes to declare Mr, Lorimer’s seat vacant. The testimony pre sented in the Lorimer case has been overwhelming. Everybody is convinced except the members of the committee which applied the whitewash, and a few very hard- ened champions of Special Privi- lege like Heyburn, Bailey, Paynter and Burrows, The game is not yet played ont. There will be »ches in defense of bribery and uption by Bailey, Paynter, Gamble and Heyburn, ‘Of course, interest will be that of Bailey, who will make the most, no doubt, of a perfectly bad and hopeless case, It