The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 15, 1911, Page 4

4 Member of United Press, Published da MINNEAPOLIS man is sued for divorce for ng his so the front lawn. Wifey felt humiliated. Probably wanted to pust the lawn mower and darning needle WHO STOLE mend both We p that with bis boy advertisement. it is Charles Tram jail, SOCIETY PROTECTS HERSE a cell, But there is ne wal Wa It ts th this lad was wife and a ning pé 4 ye he ma aged t fob, three 1 youthful question becon . = at the oner. TI wifted in to ki upported us € a bad boy will be sed it He bas 5 ago. H in trouble. It but courage and A CHANCE HILLMAN promoted $451,155 out of ‘em 17 months and $279 on his glorious town site. Buying Oklahoma Indian lands isn’t in One da of Guam It 9 a long time ago a soldier lad as, of co all right bim the wrong call ybe he woke the Inaybe he tooted the supper call when it v Anyhow, the lad got in bad with the « Major Henry C. Davis of the shield the boy from punishment major immediate! in hot urred displeasur has incurred the means. Brrr was court-mar tried to and there the got the 1G. F. Eitiott of a major general old mother bined traveled thou of moth horrible” sands of mile and son were blot from his But the « The boy DID toot fearful crime. sa puntshment the major that 10 ot will be promoted over It cost us Just $50,000 to set the to appear in b aving swept bis away fr record. Also the major general DID tr Berar he wrong bug major to hide that was set back 10 numbe bis head. major back; $5,000 pe hese expenses which we, gentle readers, will pay, include wit and traveling expenses of officers 4 from Guam But we can now go to sleep at night knowing that the soldie carefully tooting the right bugle That means or men boys are calls in Guam OBSERVATIONS | NOW they're aft Doctors had got all t et Frisco doctors for robbing patients of jewelry append probabl against that Arizona constitution you carefully observe what the ° MAYBE if some of those deadlocked legislatures w instead of a $2,000,000 candidate somebody could be elec oo oO WILBUR WRIGHT says it will be seroplane will be used for transport to us. MAIN argument Taft didn't like it Did ar wal was vote ? wld try a $2 d senator. many, many years before ation. Wilbur must be referri 0 0 oO REPRESENTATIVE SIMS wants the legislature elected for four years, half of the members, both in the house and se to be voted for biennially. We venture to say some present members won't be elected at all. So why worry about it? ° 0 oO SENATOR GOVE of Colorado, who got $500 from bankegg, to draft 0 bill saving banks from a guaranty law, introduces a bill to “giuzzle the press.” Some newspapers broke Colorado precedent by me@ioning that $500 and laid themselves open to suspicion of hydrophobla, we reckon * o o oO A BANK CASHIER writes: “Bankers all over the country 1 falling loans on mortgaged security on account of the way the ions went last November.” Another strong reason for lotting the women Yote. They couldn't possibly get up a worse scheme than one which pats the nation at the mercy of money-lenders, that} the} | THE STAR—WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 1911 x WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE? Kx OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRU Star Dust ® BLTTAR Git Me u,” ¢ A MASINGE, YOO \ JUST WAIT, be a movin i there ) is and * * * » * * * * » * * * * . AN UNLUCKY sa Tre SHOP FULL OF CUSTOMERS LUM! MAN f TIASSACE He Nee, GWE YOU A MASSAGE ML Le Tis i] eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ame 1 him t tee eee eee eee eee eee ee es WISE TRAMP aught him eut a w and a cup of mly vinit thin during golden i THE BACKBSLIDERS Seymour—Hello, what are you going to do with that turkey Ashley Seymour ee » shovel en HIS AGES I'm keeping it for dinner But | thought you and your wife were vegetarians? Ashiey—We are vegetarians ook is going to make the turkey nto mock potatoes. HIS FIRST GAME Timrod T heare ty ages are * * * * * . * * f play hen Tam in th all them perfe » 4 man, thoughtfully. “Some ive years fal oars an in a car *| THE IMPECUNIOUS BARD ee oe Osgar und Adolf BY FRED SCHAEFFER jong Ongar, vot MORE TAFFY r, Adolf, t furntshes owter & AND BONES LESS THAN SKIN THE VALUATION Wh Ashiey—Well, if 1 and the b were stolen the stable doors, so it get back ag Seyn { at do you think were Saddler I'd look ould never wantmny money Cupid's Wites young man: itiful maid ining Dan near b Has umbrella that’s dr The two now together are th a Queen Anne Aitor Joseph Pulltser of th ork World was admitted h of emer M 1 bar when @ young man 4 nd dia t in platin | ‘ | Onward onward ma |Gold King. He ts above th law, cong: people—a ea mag ee ee ee * . THE HASTY REPLY * The pompous business * told the applicant for a « |* ship, “We need brains in thi # busine P I know it oung fellow Your busine ma » ready for cle and y I know it,” the hastened to say 3s shows It About the only kind of dirt 1 can n that suit is chalk,” a man remarked, “Looks as dragged through a The woman put it posely,” said the tatlor chalk mark {s in the ring that ircles She hunted out each spot unlight and marked it so I couldn't possibly miss it, Fine idea, that Maybe I shouldn't have found them all back here in the dark \* \* * | | kt tk tt tet te k pit there eeeeteeee eee pur Kach of a rease sp in the Lame ducks sympathize |with Lorimer, which is natu | patriotic deeply al and David said Therefore David wa shall we belle EASY TO EXPLAIN Beers—Why is DeSwime still | : | Whom wearing his last year's overcont? | | Tittsworth—It's beeause he's still paying on his 1910 auto. HAPPY THOUGHT Your story od publisher to ‘the author called to learn his fate, is one thing about it understand most reconcile: What's that?” queried the! for being there. On my last visit author 1 saw a man redeeming ostrich You have the climax in the mid-| feathers, Our uncle brought them dle chapter instead of the last,”| out tightly sealed in a glass jar Oldest Alaska Outfitters aid the publisher i. Why ts that” w hat aid you can them ,” answered the author, “tha nan Aske in Seattle s a little scheme of mine to keep ‘S80 they wouldn't spoil,’ said the women from knowing the | pawnbroker A glass jar is the tory is going to turn out by read-| safest thing on earth to keep feath-| ing the last chapter first.” Jers in. Moths and dust cannot get at them; besides, you can p an) eye on them easily and any trouble | that might have been breeding when | 6 were brought in can be nvered and nipped in the bud ‘That hint I consider worth going to a pawnshop for. The way things | look now, nobody nging to me| | will ever have any ostrich plumes to| Why not the duke of| take care of, but if we ever do have Abruzzi prince of Weat Virginia | any, 1 hall know what to do with and let him mary Kate? | them,” no place 1 p picking wh hints Every said th who had but there that I can't time I happen into one | glean some item of general information that al me to the necessity ‘The Rubber Store 714 Fires Ave. for? the how We carry @ complete line | |] Rubber and O1i Clothing, |] ber Yootwear, Pacs, |] Moccasins, Woolen Und Mackinaws, — Mitts, Blankets and Kenwood Sleeping Bags of Rub Arctica, Babic | storks are fairies brought to brighten homes since the democrats upport of Uncle Joe the other day, we're not so sure about the [benefit of the recent landslide rallied Main 5089. Phones: Ind. 2880, f it had been | Here Is a Letter of Appeal for Aid for the | Hordes of Chinese Who Are Starving to Death (Editor's Note: Readers of The Star w sh to ald the eta BY CAPT Editor of t WALTER KIRTON e¢ Revie ' { a Nationa tographs taken in the famine country by Capt. Walter & At top. The others are pictures of emaciated, half-dead men a of Shangha body of man who had starved to away drer PAID ADVERTISEMENT N. S. PETERSON Rate Dentists OtioCut Fillings 50c Up + you 5 BRIDGEWORK #4 PRIZES —The Danz Shoe C 119 Yesler : sie SETS OF THETH 53. CANDIDATE FOR COUNCILMAN ay Subject to Primaries February 21st YEAR G0 \RANTER Home of the Famous W. L. Douglas Shoes Opposite Seattle Hotel PAINLESS WORK A SPRCIAETY. 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