The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 14, 1911, Page 4

THE STAR—TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1911, SEATTLE STAR | carmel nw Sy nd lees Would You Be Hungry for Corned Beef and Cabbage? Pepito Arriola, the Boy Pianist _- >| Never Plays Those Rag-a-jag NOW WATCH TAFT ~2 neat WELL, MY LITTLE GIRK, YOU TAKE | Tunes, but Even an Artistic Temperament Can't Keep OVER TO YOUR MAMA f Pee fino tla ih : | Him from Listening to AND Yetc HAR THAT IP SHE witt Them! PILL IT WITN THE AMOUNT OF SUGAR SHE HAS ALREADY BORROWED OFF OF US | i BY JOHN copLey WE'LL MAKE HER A PRESENT OF A | lot Ciuing WHOLE CUPFUL — BUT NOT TILL THEN! Famous Stickers, Revised. — | (WisTaR TRue, allinge MAMA WOULD | mm uke racy absi * ew ; BORROW A Reject 1 sake the Arizona constitution es ny—but iva (NALP A CUP the para i for it embodies the], ve p Jor SUGAR — pith and moment of the impending struggle between property TTT - and men and in the end the constitution of Arizona may shape the future constitution of the United States. « t back t Hm ty “PLEASE tell me how long a girl of 15 should wear her dresses +R RRR Re Winnie L." All day, Winnie. If you take ‘em off at noon, for instance Parables of 1911 the police may notice it Parat f THI THE TELEPHONE GIRL—HOW CAN SHE STAND IT ALL? tHIS IS LITTLE PEPITO But he I corned the < . . _ y cence) dh oe Dlg ws , ' king y n a ove 4 Chauncey M. Depew was once | the ‘ Gaswer | om. tas , t ta te given the post of minister to Japan ° of y ake 7 Hine you wa 7 ’ b ¢ , . r » get It but after he had carried the com - P < = the wrong party, and Bs to think th J having got It 1 mission around in his pocket for alother ¢ F take | EUGENE W. WAY is not a theorist ih ; month, he declined the office patte Has @ clean Public Record. the lines not in good shap per n h wa " it Was Perfectly Good Cake A a t Has the courage of his convictions m try a plece of nen yy | lant t , 1 Will not tolerate graft in any form. ‘THEN IT HAPPENED” | i0 jose , k > Came to Seattle in Territorial Days cstv “on reattach . ‘ ‘ ' i . nt Should be elected on his Public Record Knows thet ¥ wee think of “ 8 1 " i he life! (Our Daily Discontinued Story orenade ‘ humbe Does not side-step important Public Questions. wrong, and never speak of her except noc t she t i ’ 1 have live t would EUGENE W. WAY is the original Legislator for FREE KINDERGAR. does the best she ca vu, t vag hours Or pa . ‘ . Jue aa ; ane te gai 4 Bd Don't imagine you ote Gisting ng elt by comple ‘ t it crons you Wel t least put c tuff? Made SCHOOL BOOKS free to the children of Se against her ve be . 2 ' eat . » the AS to burn. Ye attic But say a we r t ght - , ined ‘ ; most alone with 4 (PAID ADVERTISEMENT.) | is a sadly misjud xi few has Believes in Honesty and Decency in city government WE are told that Mrs. Astor has been wearing a great wad of bogus rs h . Assisted in building Seattle from a Jewels without suspicion. Say, fellers, Keep this in mind till next t turned loose inside the “ ‘ ww or village to a city Thristmas 6 $ \ . : . Is a family man; has five children and five grandchildren Ng \ re * His Public Record is a sufficient O sc. d Ad If t to sa : t guarantee of his fitness to Se x ates th paper serve in the City Council DAN—HIS DAY Sgar un oO > Vee rer ery carefully | introduced "and ‘pamsed. the’ feat BY FRED SCHAEFFER “ Bonding Ordinance providing for a Municipal Garbage Sys eg HES tit tem Bp gyn «gn gy ATE : rate . eek te Believes that all street improve- ae Fhe Stacey : d ‘ | indee ment work should be done by — you ¥ c k post f dunt « E z own citizens under civil As a member of the State Legis. lature worked and voted for a law abolishing Capital Punish Site daenmeadea & ent.couan, age ' u wn : t rested . During the same session of the ie. heed tat teton the. bene e d ‘ t t @-meat com Legislature worked and voted sas oe pe a for a law protecting employes © odds and Ko r i i Massachusett » Likewise the dream and wish. i 1 t “dead | Sein tc loon fren ae ie igaret. One x The seidomer you get a bite, ‘ touts and was in 7 ‘ane ance : occa abet af oe tay in Pe Oo S | As a member of the Legislature worked and voted aphr ; furthe for the law that created the first Bureau of n ‘ 4 race A r a Labor in this state. rl ae much 4 P ced, rateyed yo Do not know what to take Worked and voted for a law establishing an eight- » oplum oe mde ee Tt Pa find > hour day on all Public Work. street, sour and disgruntled. He is talking to himself, finding fault Drummer—Ot I've got'a corking) ee WHY Rot find out?) avaene w. way Voted In the Ghy Geunell apsioet Sensiny a POG ‘eo weathe lo is coat doesn’t fit lor the firm; bu only get r ¢ - $ os : . . “ “a on his way to buy a pistol to shoot the dog which barked and expenses out o i xD . f Began his fight against VICE DISTRICTS when En: cate. Se Sta BOSE, Be seen thie. very dog which jit all to him. If he says, Wm. Hickman Meore was Mayor. ewe 4 the dog growls w e sees this man enemy ap nidendhi ut ia ae ag Continued his fight against VICE DISTRICT! - $ at the pretty girl—anc re will be wedding t A Will continue his fight against VICE and GRAFT- Bachelor iooks at the pretty, girl as re “will be wedding bel Dt ae : | then take it. If he says some- ING, no matter whe may he Mayer ext week. An oo a ee nego ie eg a ae ,[t only cost George P. McLean |. . aL. 3. © Aver Co, | EUGENE W. WAY in 1895 spent both time and money fighting the There is a millionaire down ks & $14,801.81 to get elected senator.| thing else, take that. ic. Amidown crowd, who opposed the establisi Whioh Ie a mere bagatalte to what} ment of the present Cedar River Water Sy: Dan, the suc sful hunter Dan, who i ® armed. Dan, who takes people unawares, yet is the friend of - Smiling Dan, crafty Dan, honest Dan, unscrupulous Dan, bold Da He ts these things, which fs proven by his absolute lack of fe in tackling and conqu g any and all sorts and conditions of p —AND HE WILL BE DOUBLY BOLD AND ALERT TODAY HE is ST. VALENTINE IAL SIDE PARTNER So beware, o and a make you—happy No man is so cross, ugly rm as to escape Dan No woman ts so haughty that he fears to proach her No man is so conceited but that Dan convince hin needs a partner to help manage his busine No woman is so satisfied with herse hn s Men, but that Dan can talk ber into pting a man chum. No man bluffs Dan by saying that he has no use for wo: No woman r suc led in snvincing Dan t she did not lik men Dan, he gets ‘em! An old bacheler—a crusty dyspeptic, perhaps walk a week man? t i, “M eee ee te ee eee Accumulate more millions. He seems to think of nothing but dollars ving bought a dog and dollars and more dollars. But he has to have # stenograp | a Broadway man undertook and he does not like young men who smoke cigarets and ik basset to buy a dog collar. The dog had tem. Bo he hires a girl o is pretty and t and amiable And the ¢ arly as big as his he Hae Pref. Stevens in 1898 and 1899 published a newspaper that aided millionaire bachelor soon decides that not so very im-| anc ¢ aler advised the wm mt ' 7 rete aechta Vourth and’ materially in the establishment of the present portant, after all o buy two collars. “ pens on Municipal Light and Power Plant. A woman—a woman of 230, healthy and strong: a wor r , What for?” said the man For many years has worked constantly and con- very prime of life—has decided that she of tune w only got one r so I gues Sistently for both the Lake Washington Canal So she moves into the suburbs, to live by if, where 1 be|can get along w only one and the Duwamish Waterway, both of which independent of all the rest of humanit day hungry man|can't he will in the near future become realities. stops at her door—he does not know that she is a dissatisfied womar Maybe so,” said the dealer id “N | sianiie ae ae tide fas Gomareree Who has elected to live alone—and he asks for work so that he may|the mam went away leading the y - t "" EE, eat. And he ts a finelooking, broad-shouldered fellow of about 35. Do his new collar and ct = you know that th who asked for a job is now that woma a week he br band? It is a fact Dan, bless him, is everywhere at all time: ° inv i ‘ d I can't k boudoir and the kitchen. He ts no choc pla caste ejhe said He 1s too ¢ overalied milkn is as much his friend he 8 1 a p him t broker. Miss Biuestocking is one of his intimate: 1 hospital nurse in her pretty cap and uniform Dan was born whe manity was t He hails fro: He lo you makes Jobn a How does he dc Ask Dan “Saul has siain his thousands, but David has slain his tens of thousands.” Nowadays Saul would ask for a recount ee eo SCIENTIST says that the body of a 150-Ib. man contains the same combinations and weights contained in 1,200 hen's eggs. Yes, and it’s cold storage eggs in some cases, too. get a —_ A well dressed woman lea * * * * COAL DUST. * * * * ee ee ae counter in one of the depa OBSERVATIONS the Martian. clack tix Eaaieh tee ll whether thi IN seven years New York City’s assessed value of real estate has| clo ' all wool or not un y als of fire upan h grown from $4,750,000,000 to $4,000,000,000. Some town, that! ng,” she ex-| dealer ae Git hone oo 0 ome threads | coke, ob } r the fuel man LORD DECIES was awful ner that wedding. Can't be om a p es goods a At the sible that he’s mislaid the pre-nuptial agreement, can it? i : e. "I usually | coal ee eee Factory Piano Store Sherwin-Williams Paint The Waldorf $2.50 Shoe o °o t ‘ me when| When busine m HERES & doctor who takes his own medicine. Dr. Tanner ss P ping,” she added iuiage tt on ae ee GEO. P. BENT CO. i And Varnishes. MEN’S SHOE STORE people eat too much. He's 81 years old and is going to start in on an ! creenett Seattie, 1421 Third Av., near (Not Cheap but Best) | < i 1 | 805 First Ave O-da fast Pik 80-day fa pe Effective Home Remedy |» 9 bsraly: se er Rit eto s ie ee, Soliaan ‘Bide “DEAR OBSERVATIONS: How can I cure my x| for Tuberculosi e pom dy 1 an TET Factory, Chicago, Ml . his teeth while asleep?—Mr Edwin W Try choking off . | the cart on before the hor af un Alo a " Tell coal man to it you v1 / e a acl Oo ae wan wen patel the coal man to put your bit} Bush & Lane Pianos SEATTLE AGENCY those trousers. Now you just watch those New rr resse ned t t late with the bill | “From Factory to Home” their—shed their—ob, han it all! their new style t me cue ately. cater ~ Cellars must have buyer Pushe, inne 2% R. & G. CORSETS : i : R pe Find ‘ c The coal man hides: his “lig 3 rodyear Rainco. Or: BAER, gh Doug f 1908 J 1315 Third Aven 111 Si Sas BEDS ce.” One f “the interests that doesn't own one New . ver re enid ‘i | econ ; acickn soul, saybow! oo r HHAHEKAKKKEKREKE Opp. Postoffic ayeshis FT. SMITH SOUTHWEST AMERICAN man gets off some good Philosophy in announcing that to gloat over a defeated man is down ative Tight meanness. But we are not put wise as to whether it’s he who {s|! - rene BP ot down or the other fellow “ fan 0 0 0 AT Nuremburg in 1572 Johann Haustack made“the first horseless|é carriage move by means of a coiled spring. The first steam automo: bile was built in France by Cugnot in 1770. Several were put into actual use but, because they were noisy and #low, they were not popu lar. What d’ye think ofthat? TODAY'S GOOD SHORT ONE Dutch Kalsomine LITHOLIN COLLARS 5 The Sanitary Wall Coating reper te if py ghd DAHLIM JOHN E. KELLY PACKARD SHOES “The Paint Swan ten 8 at DANZ SHOE Co aper St PRR 3 , 1308 Second Avenue. 1305 First Ave. 119 Yesler And now,” sald the or as his he s were all t to drop off to sleep, “as Lady Godiva remarked as she was returning from her ride, I am drawing near my clothes p ane Aliens highly: Philadelphia Record BB, Wh Keliciiciieliciciiciiciiciciiatotaiel eee eee eee Heeeeeeeeeet Absolutely Pure The only baki d The Small, Mesier One Belt Heive ° > artntiiiie | y baking powder : he Small. ; ell Het ter UNCLE KITCHEC PIXLEY writes: “Constable Seth Beardsley’a|Asims, Nay Fever, ‘Thront and nitss, | Panama canal certainly When you buy Nation- ds for Less Money. Why? Ask - tee My ay Jought to have a towpath | made from Royal Grape 1M. SM INK ST Goods advertised here tellin’ all over towh that his house cat has had a fit from eatin’ moat. |Arecuore. or mule by the Parker, owt t ti The old gowzer's Rear tc, bhoah tate Mes tieointe etaaelias nd ite Drug Stores and. ‘other ameerone be the use of a Cream of Tartar ally Advertised Goods you Sites. ue es SA6, peat enough in the house to fit a cat since Philsdeipiiae pe, rota"! “Why, to raise future presidefits get reputable goods. . ‘onal evidence, upon,” No Alum, No Lime Phosphate Hector “Talking o o 2 Alterative ou nitl,| “The have a standard national . Feputation.