The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 10, 1911, Page 4

1911. THE STAR—FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 10, THE SEATTLE STAR The Star Publishing Oo. x WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE? »x ‘Between Dodging Drops and Having the Stage Director Butt in, It’s Some Job to Interview Member of United Press, Published daily -| | | od by such suggestions Bh PERU eeeeeeeT eee. - ; ti rd + | At Least That's What The S a ; * CROWDED. «| At Least That's What The Star : * *| Man Thought Who Talked to * "I nee that the census re *! Emma Bunting at the Alham-| |* port says your town ha gain e) ee arnal | HIS CHOICE, |* ed 3,000 por cont in popula #| bra During Rehearsals, | Ww granted a graceful courtesy at the coronation “I suppose you always prefer to enliat men who are not nfar- | * Won,” I said to my friend from ® | c Mary, It's going to be by special design ried?” | remarked to the sergeant who has arge of the recfuiting |® the went * no, the stage of the Alhambra t wear pea Kk ta an now prepare to he tation on ¢ on atree * Ye he replied, “the place * . . as | No, you're mistaken there,” he hastened to reply 1 preter |* {s #0 crowded now that it raat morning | We are related to British royalty by marriage, and, hence, are] married men every time. You # he went on to explain, “we |#® won't support a chair dealer,” * Per tor folk : be | wor?” I repeated, wondering */is working overtime making scer Y May Goelet, Down Kast millionatress, led | ® what he was driving at *\ery for the performance of “Faust t Nuke of F t sitar? Well, May's going to hold up one * he explained; “there’s *| next week er of on Mary's brain reservoir in that coro " | no demand for his Wares; we *| pnter Tho Star interviewer nt in, fe or, rather, May's ar “en WwWO=« inute au evi e |* have standing room only *| nter “Dad” Russell, of the well cine hey nolene \ ving peddied rat traps, soap or something * */ known theatrical firm of Russell & at ‘ | BY FRED SCHAEFFER ee ee | Who would you like to Queen Mary, 80 x in heavy for! yee?” to The Star man. Mary dance and such; and there'll) THUD—How are you getting along with your chicken farm? HOW HE MANAGED. | “I'd like to see Miss Bunting,| cockta and “George pantaloons™ | SIAP—Ob “Ons oF ed at the other day I haven't heard you complaining | pleane i a move on foot to have all the THUD—The ides! “A hon lied an egg!” ‘The deat You ought |lately,” remarked Mr, Commutes Phe rehearsals stop. Mise Bunt ores from & penny up toward a coronation gift to Queen] ‘t ho ahsamed “ on the suburban car about ling takes a seat, a rust eat & Mary, at an send in pennies or more for a new pair] BLAP—No. I es Rurall’s rooster keeping you awake called it, and the leading man Ae + George; and, ob! ft ts all gotng to be such al THUD—You have the wrong verb, I tell you. mornit | s, “Shall 1 yteld, thing of h ut SLAP-—No, I haven't, I've got the wrong hen an wered Mr. Edgewood, » thee? Fau and thine And w an all get in it for the small sum of an h penny THUD—1 me demonstrate, my man. There are two worda, feongratulatory tone, “that| equal, I am he!” and so on | . ta; fe © of who haven't got the name Mary or lo” and ' the he aye’ and you “lie.” r will trouble me no more. I Now look here, Emma says | — | LAP—That’s what | always thought. But the other day I |#°t my wife to praise bird's} Dad Russell, “don't tell this youn ., pinster, May Goelet, didn't let up on landing | hoard the hen cackling |beauty so highly that Rurall’s wife] man you don’t like melodrama. You | Cor the hymeneat son into a real duke and * rHUD—Ahd went out a the hen had laid? =| couldn't re the temptation of|\know yery well you don’t mean we 4 maid on one end of that canopy SLAP. 1 went t and fi hen had lied. The putting him on her chantecler ha hat c wasn't ¢ fan exe But Dad, I don't love ft. 1 didn’t Shi : sida lik bial ay I hated it not INDIAN In northwest, 108 years old aye bei p hte ore JOSH Wise | SYMPTOM NO. 4 The interviewer started to ask — weakness to his indisc on in allowing his phot e | When heels hit hard, and| tion No, 1 when Emma dashed “Too much picture, make too many of « scatter me al 2 . oe SAYS: your head queer, and your Ito the cente of the stage with,| Lac cold and die,” he says, Perhaps that's the vases ¢ 1 . boughts effervese like the feam \“rhou art Mke pirit, thou dost EMMA BUNTING nd Beeleysport!on beer, when your friends comprehend, not me! — —- - ms a ipeté hon a Chaka and talk severe—you are pot Bt back. “Now what were | learn pent thre ' 3 lace you going to say? Ob, the kind of|hours st I didn't get| M With might thoy _ cal club. Every |plays? No, Dad doesn’t understand | very fa hast to appear, q In @ recent new pict lme just right. I do } certain 1 pe you are am-|h peen at my sphere, Mer ‘ . One of her edu body with classi. “Surrender of Cornwallis, kinds of melodrama, but just the | bf w " Kansas has a new 3G Gees one, Se ri Baltimore man posed for the ii in samen arts just 6 my h ambitte tr a f t t { ing hool for mothers, to revive the lost art of posed for the legs am ny Pp ¥ nm. m on Y 1 time she cators cries aloud for hool for mothers, to Fe ive the lost art of cal features has the painting. Had a good type of os, 1 don't , . . \ west cal cone aa NG rearing babies nd this is the curricule proposed . running leg perhaps. a minute. time w F t isn't busy women of Kansas | been invited to Thou restle mt tm about mayne it How to cure the colic re | join.” King George of England has to end, o'er no Just ther ebody from . ia What to do when the baby ts teething | Natarted an Ananias club. near I I'm unlike hollers k out for the _ How to avert forced marches a gh! Bs ns cuanes anata » hoa Can't 9 Ph one sas What to reply when the baby first says “da da. z ee | “This part I have in Faust is beau I had the fir acation in 4 Mies Beating Lad How to come through the second summer without nervous p tiful,” she sa but it’s hard to pars, and I had a good tin th her lines, and “Dad” In b tration ure O d Ad If | aughed—her real | The Star man the wa ROE ALTO sgar un oO oe to tppece Roe seet e | ee Se me x mothers of Kansas than the knowledge imp * as these? Why. this question of knowing how VY FRED SCHAEFFER, to take care of babies, and vital to the i women, is mor how to bring them up into strong men ar , : uate Are you a dead game sport, Osgar? 9 Geiaeel wellare than bait the wattors theght fm schools snd halt] .go07°r' See Shane Sl game aport. Got der coroner takes hse] PRACTICING WHAT HE in the Editor Ss Ma the issu at divide men at the p Gi nie tae tenes sees | ee PREACHES. There's another side to it, too. he schoo! foi others mm ell, ef you are such a dead game sport, here iss a necktle my — nies mable once me by reviving the maternal In-| 9. o tor Orietmes. ne Tm . . - Short letters from Star readers will be printed in this atinct an core aay when every b was euch @ school—when |"'f* Safe me for Grietmas. Veer id OHE REMEMBERED. ( t ts when they are of sufficient general interest. You may write Men the home swarmed with children, and w F " > arene ss by eg ong MBinene 10 |) a e fl IS anything or anybody so long as personal malice is not your’ weit hi t biggest, and so on down the line to th % OOD FOR THE GOSSIPS ee ne re ee 507% Pike He motive. j or ae tae baby tm long clothes. Dut now ¢ - Mra. Tattles—"All sorts of stories are going around about the wer Owl Drug Co., Entrance Room 4 wees my “ ide, In fact, they've got to borrow the babies for the pro-| Nucumbe.” ntmarrie—-"Not every patton Sia penesl | foundling hor Mra. Snooper—"No wonder. They have been living In the neigh I met Mra, Smith yester ogee Thursday, Feb. 9, "11, .them to three months’ posed school from a foundling Latin borhood six weeks and nobody knows anything about them.” day, and she told me the child re Fillings 50c Up ! To the Editor of The Star: Won't|/™ent and 36 strokes of the minded her of me,” : Rete: m please help the women in the 12 on entering the jail, 12 tp © Washington n | Mra. Recentmarrie “Mra Our painiens metheds wit! eave you Bi you please help th! middle of the te PENNY soup, penny bread and penny coffe boys, and “penny bundles of wood to enable th fuel.” This is the latest development of civilization in the proud | capital of this republic. We're going some in these days | r Filling Exper 1 ht . r of selecting men, uprigh nm, who cannot be bribed Smith? Oh, yes! I remember now; ahe called that day when baby was so Irritable and cross. - Riiver ng jail fter this plan — We I n 1 —— > High Rip gang 4 lly tn Seattle ones these ruffians Is caught. Could this plan be adopted here? @ q Yours truly, M. B worthy poor to buy} honest to take seats jn the council? You able than we to judge because you are in po- a record of each man’s are by these 1 sition to When the house voted tn favor of San Francisco for the fair, all the whistles in that burg wer In @ prairie town that wou been the sign that the ca: ha shops Amelia is an observant little; After a moment's thought little miss, Bat “We have absolute confidence in i fs at that age| Ruth said if that is so, how can w f The insurgent governor of California insisted that the superim-\when children imagine people are|fish swim? They have no web|*°re “fre your reliability, and in your fear. Th tendent of banking should be removed and give place to another. | notow | feet." « eames . lessness to uphold the right { And all the votaries of the old system cried in amazement | She watched a very portly man| wee oe page Back ten Penh he te 00 ques. ss A PHYSICIAN'S WIFE. “What, remove the eminently respectable official who was chosen going by the house one day, and,| “What did you see out son = > brag rena baie k team : ae Crown for 4. Bl Bu with the advice and approval of the banks themselves! What are we |Potating tie, coal s | ated wes aehed a a Bw nage ¥ Sor Sees 4 a aie dalla ae | wealterton, Wash: Feb. 5, fit. 1100 FIRST AVE , coming to!” z “Ob, he must eat an awful | airi in the country C3 ¥ | coking, beat ft Editor ar ear n Te The question is not what ARE we coming to, but, where have welevery meal to keep that shape) “Thoy were reaping grasshop- raiironder. G 410 I gard to the many holdups of late, CORNER SPRING 8T. ME, for in California, at least, the state has actually arrived some | Hiteg our!” pers, bat most of them got away ” — I would like to say that if the laws 4 real Soe od this ie the exact point of arrival : A men. y WILLING TO Forcer. ! S givietan, fh Waele. be, better Baseball Mitts, Ete. Bank superintendents selected by the banks are not wanted. One of the clase had recited| socio Smith—“But why does he object A 1DYEAR GUARANTER . - Stende back of the high quality and workmanship of ail our work jealled the “High Rip gan, being called the Hon. Mr. nk | Banks can take care of themselves. They've got the money and the/wooaman, spare That Tree,” and| “Tell us a fairy story, papa,” Letter “work ie met to be had at e ; Ei k Il ae iat is wanted to provide for their examination and supervision pol <a = anh sg ane ae eee, as they clam donte—"Well, you eee, it’s an un-| ey ated ta Liverpool, Ragland, sttack “ sublic bered on his knee. pleasant reminder that he used to/f PAINLESS WORK A SPECIALTY od fe & public official who will look after the interests of the pu pears the tree ~ gg eg ae | es WORK A st until Justice Day was appointe the thousands of men and women who have nothing to do with the) ""ssaybe he wax a treetotalor,”| miry stories,” protested Mr. Gilk-|ure and he's afraid it might hurt | egn a magistrate. When any of the of-| Banks except to deposit their money in them. ventured Alice megs eo penami dieneeoret | Ohio Dentists fonders were caught, he sentenced That is the new idea. ‘Oh, yes, you do.” cried Will really amazing thing about it is that anybody should} . you, ¥ ; 5 » eanek to tel that Governor Hiram W. Johnson thinks it is up to| “The reason chickens don't/ iam, the second oldest. “Tell what Bim + int a representative of the people to look after the people's|witm and that ducks do,” ex-|you told mamma when you came , noteding sored a eats the BANKS to name a representative of plained Aunt Hew’ r, “ie that the home late last night. She says it the BANKS to see that the BANKS are properly handling the people's ducks have web was a fairy story mone! It’s very simple when you stop to think of It. 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SERRE REE EERE SE Hl e had made on @ phonograph | of food between 1900 and 1907, as the national labor bureau found by|¥ *#¥ *¥ ¥ #44 ¥ ¥¥ ¥¥ ¥! ete i vi i i . ti States, w as 5 Investigating retail prices tn Gs cities of the United States, WHS 981% 4 gam HOMECOMING. | AAVONDEREUL FAITH. | Re lar Prices or Pet.| eT, *| has great faith in the Jifting 2g u elmah, ook .. $o.1|* Homeward the weary toller | power of his airship.” eae tea] ort, se Gas ne eats ie wa | einen 16.50, $18 and $20 as Lard Pork, fresh 32.2|% His thoughts on a good din- * Randalli—"He’s after the con- . ’ ooh 4 Beet, steaks 13.3|* ner bent; *| tract for raising the Maine.” = Sy nln ala Goer cues 133) Sadly he hears his sobbing & Rice cis veal. Hp ; 19.2} wifle say RES HIS CURE. Potatoes Mutton . ‘ . ae The ecook has *) pitman—“Why doesn’t Sounders Since » continued to advance, adding 5 per|* }| sing any more? a m en S cent to the above figu ‘And the remedies proposed are these: GicnseaPthe eed « le Higher wages—which doesn't please the employers. ! 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