The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 4, 1911, Page 4

A II ll rl sae all AND GIRLS | “TADOLF GETS APAYSIOKLE Test | 2 he Star Circle | Star Dust | eieneen — Address All Lettere to UNCLE JACK, The Star, Seattle, Wash EFFIC sare VANACERENT of the city ny a oe cae Searcheant Osgar Voult Like to ff He tee Sount in Vind und Limb a reduction of practically 30 per cent in your light Bills ut he eee ee! and Vedder He Can Bear Any Endurance ean you expect efficient management when a Seattle Electric man BY FRED SCHAEFER ie allowed to operate the city plant for the benefit of its competi What "3 : _ THE SEATTLE STAR | eo — Mouber of United Press, Published dally by The Star Publishing Oo: | ee wear off this year My — taxe Baltimo THE BOOK PRIZES AND YOU PAY THE EXCESS FREIGHT Be a ai a , “a Naaain ta. ereneed. ts reward No, 2 is aw LPourt Assistance GUL Poe mie a Marie Hansen for t whic as being 1 he " ! y to Sy t line of the limer 2 ae eon larger had the elty plant] | . & receipts fro tat cor which Furth’s man la} Very Plain ; THE SPECIAL REWARD are eay rextaurant) ne special rd offered See eee eee eee re F Furth company, which petitor nine at, of course, is why the . ed to Robert Hamlin, 1 blame Mr. Furth because he made suc Tee eee ee eee 2 ee | sce rasta “0 4 draw The only 4 p Robert 4 . *) i excess f it © oust Hi wh . TODAY'S GOOD SHORT ONE #| ‘ 0 memb: ‘ ye the young ar c « P wants to cont h nt. Ite od ba GILL PROMISED union men a square deal, but after his election siieid saat aan + f ; ; ae : he refused to listen to a labor committes’s request regarding the ron wa age HO ag 4 7 ott Senile adie, took A Fow of Ow New appointment of a city light superintendent, because he had made a pine St Ag some P ‘ecite ated atria; a8 a aelaous deal with Furth which calied for the appointment of Arms. Coun’ dekh anetiend 2 ong + tha gry Members partly over and unce i by The & Robert, wh * REWARDS FOR NEXT WEEK Just hpitspour hook with' greed ‘and the suckers will rush up andj ** ** **** eA HHH 4 es ONE DOLLAR CASH folk greed will ¢ c k drawing of a gir Mrs. Adiel Wade mid r got al - ‘ ‘ ta —— a we the xame sub thought that prom anking Ki ler sch —_ noun >t Was based on gr would pa: ° Der fairst ding, Adolf, ven you vish to entrance der army re : i e money her, A fow . find ould f you can eat dree square meals efery da: id have seen the of suckers . yi » to id, Ongar. J coult eat dree square meals tylce had to get a band of hired help to | Vell den go in der negst room in dot tub of ' ckers off the hooks. | For vhy? I don't vant « bath was simple enough. She borrowed of greedy suckers - ¢ Vell, maybe you don'd, but { vill help to soak der w a month and lent the me to 30 per cent on the , : ou oO You ca iy ss of government employes who were afraid to be seen entering Ob, id comes off all right—Id aln’d sewed on yet for der the maws of the regular loan sharks j soe? Mrs. Wade got $50,000 or so behind in returning her borrowings Ach cok. You must haf vorked In # bolle f@nd now the Washington police “want” ber acidity, tot | t feels 4 ‘ Hang up 120 per ce mual interest before their eyes and the I used to be a model 4 things you can’t do to ‘em aren't worth mentioning : node a boiler factory? ¥ do you measure my heat mit a foot measure? Will be « m for the best f f STARTLING success attended recent efforts of Vienna physicians ny 5 iat Sota et cabana ; eh a Be aoe Beet fo cure paralysis. They do it by inoculating patients with a certain : 4 Py 3 ‘ wolteh Say, you have s ty | riddle, “ALL, REPLIES MUST | t Dan fever they know they can cure, then curing it, when they find that the! 7 - " Rteeeess mr enc ee M " | gone, too. Seems like a roundabout way, but it gets there, eek ta ge on boa sie metical ‘Vhdtacy.- ta |SmATTEM SPAr lisunisticess’ “kvecay - aa | 2 Breaks Up Colds and _ Oh, yous | “You want a divorce? What are| ot wane your reasons!” | Der yoeal corts remofed.* : i “Well, | can’t stand my wife any | Ach, can I belief my eyes, or fas id you vich ies a Yar! Your voeal - I p= longer.” }corts ina stilt on der chob, und here you say you hat a abberadion ber. : f “le that all? My dear feltow,| formed nearty all of us could say that.” Vell I dit. 1 hat id berforthed on my vite Fliegende Biaetter. Fool! I mean dit you efer haf a abberadion berformed to your / Shorten the attack. The other day a great university filled its chair of philosophy with @ new professor, A newspaper headline announced, “Black University Gets Prof. Space.” Another headline anne that two big business | re contesting for t erviees of a certain officer ig . . * ‘ situation is just ewis! t isn't “Chicago gets Brown OR SE dy ranomesed coe ae . i . . ac nee 3 sos ae ’ to ache; take “Seventy-seven” at Biank party bas induced Jone for president,” bat “Brown grabs}. inane & ae es eee. pert ‘atliens, Hew tae your sense of amell za : 3 he first feeling of Grip, Sore the plum,” “Jones captures the no fon for president.” ] = 8 OS Sor righ: id alzo hase been gone ofer a , ‘ Tiredh ited Gavan Gk ateaiee j Unive y of Minnesota Minne Gone ofe When the state goes out and captures the men, instead of letting | b hab van ase been gone gfe ear f it the man capture the state, it will mark the dawn of a | —_— Y id hasy been gone Ger ® year.” eu , | you delay until the develop- Maybe that’s too high an idéal. Maybe politics will always be too/ _ ment of Influenza, Catarrh, Pains Jand Soreness in the Head and Birenuous and selfish to hope for it at : | Chest, Cough, Genera! Prostration GILL SAYS he would keep Wappenstein even thoug! e were Ss ar un Oo jand Fever, the cure may take eight times a murderer. We knew that, Hi, That's why the people ran are recalling you. BY FRED SCHAEFFER ——e At Drug Stores, 25c, or mailed. Me Get owid of der vay, fat loafer, or I smack you mytelf in der | A oh & ~ Prony 278 OBSERVATIONS ] Bose of der face } a5 Bo You voult inault me? i . / 3 | fae “Coult [7 AUTOS got so common in New York now,that real sweils are re “Bah, all your fault {4 tes, so don't beg me my pardon.” turning to carriages. ‘ Dachshund’ Ef only dias sitevalk wass on der odder site of der oo 6 street I voult cross ofer und hops | don'd meet you News Item Feb. 8.—€x-Mayor Hiram C. Gil! has resumed the prac Der *s you oxblain yourself der more { unterstant you. I tice of law in Seatie. make you a rebly und den I ignore you, you don'd say anydings.” o 00 or who PREVAILING idea of tariff seems to be unanimous. Every fellow ion ise my answer, und I deny you to contradict my ‘Wants to reduce the duty on the other fellow's products > + © 0 © re isn! Ef he comes h 1 go to him somedimes Here BURNING ship off California coast promptly gave fire alarm by ad} rant in der chai Wireless and ery’ ed. The wireless is a great, big, boun« So you voult w a disgrace by der chail? Answer me, but ef ing success every y a you aay one vort I kick ye der stomach till | don'd care.” °° Ach, of line iss too much endurance! For five tol PHILLIPS is the second popular wovelist to be assa: ted in the lars I voult owe you « nickel to chump off a ferry boat mit so you fast few years. Paul Leicester Ford was sth literature} break your neck sed to be regarded as the most peaceful of s. - ° THE MYSTERY. ENGLISH are improying right along. They've captured a thief inj : ter a of his first baby, his wife went upstairs the Bank of England without ordering out the Scots Guards and Royal J ing un standing by the aide of the crib and Artillery. Bank employes and detachment of police did it all by them tly at the hed by the sight and |The only baking powder Jacking in waste, is the coal that will prove economical delves. r ed her eyes a d his neck as in the long run—don't make the sake ukine as hock caressligty agatnet. his shoulder. He started | Made from Royal Grape . neeBipanortall the- mistake of thinking ° ‘ . . . that a small pri will lead to econom: it isn"t the p " CURTISS has finally got up the aeroplane that suits us. It skims tonch Cream o ‘ ee eae Over the water and never rises so far but a fellow can come down ker he murmured dreamiiy, “it is incomprehensible to me f Tartar you pay—but the quality you g Buy LADY WELLING. ha crib as that for ninety-nine cent World's TON COAL—the cost is no more and the quality is greater, pinnk with no more frightful injuries than a bath would give, and how they 1 ach we've mostly outgrown fear of a bath Work No Alum, No Lime Phosphate Prices at Bunker: Lump, $5.50—Nut, $4.00—Furnace, $3.75 are some of the honorable mention drawings that were sub mitted in this week's contest. The artists Corrinne Dennett, ©. R Lewis and Eula Kirkpatrick al that is rich in energy, long in life and entirely 000 dissin CONGRESS demands to know why that Ballinger report was held NOTHING MUCH - pee up for 19 days. Just as if such a beautiful mess of kalsomine could be I don’t know whether | ought to recognize him here in the NOW IS THE TIME mixed up in 49 minutes! Why, it. would take at least 4% days to find ety i acquaintance at the seashore was very slight.” to prepare for your house cleaning. Distributers for alum that would make that wash stick at all You promised to ry him, didn't you? | We do all kinds of painting, var SUPERIOR ISSAQUAH COAL 00° Yes; but that was ali,”—Lou isviile Courier-Journal nishing, tinting ing. ete. IT'S as plain as a pikestaff that the progressives, under the leader | msteeaatde Ghoertilty ateon. tien tha Prices at Bunkers: ship of Bourne, Bristow, Clapp, Norris and Pinchot, are going to put| | phones—Main 1304 or Ind, 3913 Select Lump, $4.50—Small Ly : up a tremendous fight to take the republican party out of the hands | Federal Paint @ Wall Paper Co, p, $ za $3.5 L $4.00— Nut, $3.50 Boer eee eee Yh, tesa’ oe] ST WO=sMinute Vaudeville} “Ss = ‘a 000 BY FRED SCHAEFFER. MAIN OFFICE LATONA BUNKERS Gill is furious because an old minister who didn’t understand the i or les, changed mame which had beet put by istake in SLAP—How was Biff lookin he last time you a ? ee eee Mr) Ci Cacee P20. MINKLEY BLK. \ 113 NORTHLAKE AVE. There isn't a word from him, however, when crooks and gambiers » was killed in « boiler explosion BOTH PHONES 5040 “North 465-Green 652 THUD—Hub, further than that | to You FOR WEST SEATTLE PRICES PHONE WEST-1 ' recruit men from other cities by the hundred to register falsely SLAP—Ah, blown to atoms, was he? e SLAP—1 suppose they didn't find any of the remains? THUD pe, they found all of him except the remains. e f/f SLAP--He wns a fine follow % Save Your THUD—Finest I ever kne after the explosion. About qur affairs means Ons ll at bedtime. Brings] SARS Mes Saal oat inresting you in sour J} What Prominent Pastors SLAP—He was well known hereabouts. | own welfare. e morning relief f th THUD—Yes, when he was well hereabouts he was know ' H hep al povettomaghinaty he’s i fo b emi and isn raf sry hg iy The business methods Say About the Neal air 3LAP—Too bad. Did they have a funeral? of this Strictly Savings W ‘i. 1 you € positively forbid yt Cut Price for ousness, biliousness, due to headend aot Bank are open to you 3 4 i 30 Days —— eee Ce -Day Drink Cure ceaing you ina onstipation. If your doctor} — sik stocking senators can win victories by decetving people, but kind of soap the only trouble with that kind of victories is that they don’t stay of the Bank a list of Riggs’ Eczema eat Gold Ci oi ‘oves, why not use Ayer’s| won. sue people can't be fooled foreve i The N : Best Gold Crowns ppré » Why yers| won. « ple can’t be fooled forever our investment securi- “The N Institute guarantees to cure the drink habit Cure, with our in Rest Bridgework, per tooth os 4 : = ect al er a “ 4 Best Amalgam Filling ..... ills? Ask him. — tositt?hin: . “ s F ° ties and loans, within three days, This assertion is correct. I personally your hair and scalp wil EMR leased pee gt = —j|HENS TO STAMP but against cannibelism among (he We can do this bee Mig Dave taken patients to the institute, and they were cured.” ae Vastina: hea = | : ’ on Full Plates .... $5 and $8 chickens : : ; : a tho e Best Plates . sore DATES ON EGGS} ik is expected that with this in cause we are absolutely oe ather J E O'Brien, Pastor of Our Lady of Good Help witnaat Wal - - e : ‘arish, Seattle. We use nothing but the test cake eh vention in common. use the price of ure of everything we material that’s made. WASHINGTON, Feb. 3.—“Biff!"|the egg will depend upon the date do, in order to protect “I sent one of my people to th Th i al ag +4 ¥ e 0 people to the “The case pay us one Painless extraction fr | goes the rubber stamp, and “Bing!” | #tam upon it. The happy in Sef ‘i s that’ have passed All work guaranteed 714 Fire: Ave. the bell. ventor expects to be a millionaire sire eal Institute, and he was through the Neal Institute here Store open in less than a year, if the cold of the drink habit perfectly OPEN EVENINGS Oldest Alaska Outfitters liyae A Buttato{*orage-trust doesn't tight him, is @ grand, good work and goulus has pat-| Walte Ail Wake great benefit to humanity cured of the liquor habit are too in Seattle } ented a device]. yyy Capital $400,000.00, Rt. Rev. Monsignor Flavin, Pas- | Numerous to mention.”—R Dandruft and feel themselves entirely ; Saturdays | | | Rev, J ‘ . . fr f “Do you know’) ses ¢ tor St. Ambrose Chruct 2s 1 Nus > ‘ ° i which {8 fasten- 0 now how to begin ruch, Des | F. Nugent, Pasto’ ch o! Ohio Dentists |] s+ co: « compicts tine oat Mes. Hen tg, Ne. Your rant | we Mines, iowa lation, Doe Molves, town alr : Rubber and Oll Clothing, Rub: 2 and the moment]. Sure! To begin the New| 4 i utes obs We ab tint Poti pe Co. er Footwear, Paos, Arctics, an és” io + laid Year write 1911."—Yonkers States-| Prominent men ‘everywhere— clergymen, physicians, lawyers ; |] Moccasins, Wooten Underwear, Sn va eo | Ate | and busines men-indorse the Neal "moder treatment .for the fil islankets and Kenwood Sleeping a dae as e ban || tite, tasto or craving for intoxicants from the system imonte Meee be Il Begs, | ee cia ae rant Visit Prot, ° Stevens! days, or give treatment free : “ me incorporated Uggs fon new Academy at for Savings Ask us for names of men right here in Seattle who stand read. | re * Spoi Goops, the serial number of the ege és a ire and sagt Pe sell you apaut the Neal infaitibte cure, and the remarkably bene. 1216 Third Ave. § eee oarine Goo é@ The stamp will show the egg ‘caching every day Co! ii ® had on them, Call, phone or write for full informa QYPRER.g Seyeeshibl Roi Mh tha dee tn, ane and. evening.” Both rner Third Avenue tion, Including copy of contract bond, references and testimonials Main 6089. Phones: Ind, 2880. fj tho register will insure the chicken phones, and Pike Street Ail will be matted you tn a plain sealed envelope, Address. The miser Neal Institute, Kast Howell d el " Rot only against egg thieves, Phones: Kuat’ 4381; Cedar 43h, | AVeRUe Beattle Wash,