The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 1, 1911, Page 3

THE STAR—WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 1 THE SEATTLE STAR wher wt United Dress ing Co. pirit ark t c are ty, a ATTORNEYS in a case at Los Angeles wanted to bring a mule Into court as “Exhibit A.” Judge wouldn't let ‘em, and even refused to go down stairs and consult Maud. There were no precedents for it, which was enough to embarrass any court. } Some things can “come back,” and one of them is whole-wheat bread ngiand is ft quite a f * & Sir Oewa e qu ie man with a wild enth fi his «a wrote about it and kindly volunteered to supply a samp! 6 cents cents and maf b send mos th ad to. He had x WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE? x | MIKE—THEY LOVE HIM SO im isintet peie me for Tne Love OF mie, (> — Their first b ale pets TURN ON THE WIGHT! WW ALL RIGHT He wedding present Biliot 3 la @ phy eee eee ee RRR * *. WATCH OUT! * * When the at an! t —_ ®& becomes so acute that ® buy and sell vot the end a & Poverty *. ee Ta a stone arch br mt built tn Prag nm 0 w ! alr slaked ime C Fa nar ally w pay eee eee eae eee eee * * tow * * * TELE T TT CSe Lees I « @ girl's band soled ven than holding poker] > Mourned Absent Ones | yp cin any view you care wad , - - ints Acs RE Tae The ox companies have cut * ada, N mind, we & Private Secretary. Newton advantage of that—it we nex Canada, Gen nie) ENNIC 1D GREAT ON FAMILY AISTORY bore — eeeeeeee ee oviding @ new by gradually The dead sea is pr in nize drydoeks in the world, nodern battleships owns 10 and ee ee . got It * * “Good af 8 . * { queer that April * Think I b< Paget 2 * b, June May, ® eration ago. worth. 8: for & isn *| to me. | wa a, * *| + oad iarne eg is eee eee ee ee - ante 5 put me tor c Did that nan? » the contrary j ‘ou've guessed It, maw, When Tt set ‘em wilder thar “ bread with the) sKinn A. NOUGHM, THE ViL- Stuggish circulation can be stim.) are going to have an automo bran in it--bread that hadn't . ushed out of it LAGE CUTAWAY. Wlated by bathing the feet in cold | bile? Now the Bread Refort has tackled the proposition, a water and rubbing with a coa ch an actomobiie ts the two old gentlemen hb etired to their firesides to recuperate As It Goes. | towel before retiring far b 4 our means The wise guy seldom - Well, maw, can't .our means R. SHEEPSHANKS and C. Cotton, government officials from|The big one's oft t Mabel—Papa says T mustn't en, | catch with an automobile some India, are visiting California to learn something about the mutton and|The tortoise somet courag . [dayr ’ cotton industries. if you want names to fit anything, India’s the place ace, Honry—That’s all right—I don't} “! fear not, Edwin. It would be " The hot babe gets the frozen face.' need any agement ja very slow automobile that could . be overtaken by our means | First Germ—-Molly Microbe thinks she is a pretty «well looker, | “Gee, I wish we ha p, even a ‘AY OF THE AVERAGE CLERK Second ( You, and just because she was raised in a can of | "OW one, don't you, 1 omplexion powder | “They ail cost a great deal of money, Edwin. But even if we had go has recently had ar mated discussion on the qu en to us outright, its upk of what is a reasonable salary for avern k. Bank be more than we and other large employers have © most of alking, A l conclusion teems to be that $1 a year is about right ‘sear un Oo ap-ke Then what have they got to to the fact that th » i the co clerk's salary is actually about $6 asks of the BY FRED SCHAEFFER nile t im an open letter to the . fis ; ; Question seems rather too. Guess we will all How tes -your tb Adott? a ; ’ to wait to learn more of this new gospe ency. Gospel . 1 am nod acquaintet mit my h but m » inn all right onto ae rc and a miracle, too, apparently, for the us it increases the pay! To tolt you der trut frankly, | haf nefer hat a day for der last | on wewins bu of the wageearner and the profits of the employer at the same time sefenty-sefen nights.” “ ol And what a blessing that would be—something that is big enough Ach, you ure only imaginary. You dink you are nod vet ven |. < to go around as re you are sic k. 1 advice nto go by a dock vonee and see if id dhs ‘dike enenn iia — did, but he eat | Why, I dit. He took mo Into his insulting room und called an. ee ak Riedie dia : | odder physissickian into insultation, and dey oxamined me, und Can't tle him » the wtable up | took avay my tem Der sald | wase a hypoc dric.” night with a peck of oats, eh? | Dot tas vot I 3 No, Edwin, he would charge us | But you are dead wrong, all of you—I never was bitten by a |50 conte an hour for eating if we The Telegraph and Telephone Age charges that In securing legis-| mat dog in my life 44. You go to your cor lation to keep boys out of the night messenger service, the national | - Edwin, and play with your child labor committee is “destroying the earving power of embryo) Tall Sophomore—O'Frat is making all kinds of money writing|because mamma {s reading “Eloped citizens: | Jokes ine ab, or Poverty-Stricken on It'x doing more than that, valiant champion of the wire trust, It Fat Junior—Writing jokes? Their Bridal Tour. keeps them out of the dens of shame and immorality; out of wine| Tall Sophomore—Yes; in his letters home he tells his father| — “Maw, what ts a taxicab?” rooms, all-night saloons, and away from the ading associations | he leads his class A taxicab is thé automobile of to be found In the tenderloin at night | someone else which you rent by the And it also means that fathers of these “embryo citizens” may | Dauber--I want you to look at this patnting I made in the moun-| hour so he can pay the repalr man.” get messenger jobs, at higher wages, of cc dates “Oh, that's nice. Can't we rent ——.- —_— fair Visitor—Yes! St o P e hen 0 o place} one fo: pur?” SIR FRANCIS GALTON is dead in England at 89. He was one Tele Vee? Still, from what I've heard I know the place] Ome tor an hour of the heredi early explorers of the of genius that ma Upper Nile, and a work on the orld talk and think for many a day OBSERVATIONS NO DEADLOCK in Wisconsin Bob La Follette going in on a gallop. ae 2% bas degreed Kaiser Wilhelm M. D with hia poetry. wrote no talk of corruption—just little PRAGUE UNIVERSITY he can now serve up paregoric ° © ° and OH, DEAR! The first general killed in the Honduran rebellion Was shot where his suspenders crossed—in the back, we oe IF VOTES weren't bought for Lorimer, it would be worth another investigation to learn why and where that $100,000 went, wpa ee some of those legislative HERE'S to making deadlocks perpetual! | Not for a minute, Edwin, for a minute.” Edwin passed the remainder of the gloomy afternoon playing that he wanted to ride from the union must be really picturesque Not “THEN IT HAPPENED” |¥ +4444 444M HH EH * TODAY'S GOOD SHORT ONE & (Our Daily Discontinued Story.) |» ®/ station to the nearest hotel in a * “What would think, papa, #/taxieab, but bad to walk because he # if Algy Nocash should suggest #| had only $12 * becoming your soninlaw?” * — }® “Withdraw, daughter, while * * I thinkaloud * JOSH * Brooklyn Life. * * a 1 ee ee WISE Mr. Editor?” ‘Those with the writers’ camp. When they can't make United States senators, they can't make laws, : + anyhow o 0 © A woman, 4 doorknob and a U CHICAGO paper blames the farmers for the rise in the price of | chicken & Giamonds. But the poor farmers really need ‘em to light up the barn| The chicken was in the front . while milking. yard, The woman was on the door = oe. 6. ss step. The door-knob was in her NOW they say that the fellows who want their ships subsidized|hand. It was a loose door-knob have been trying to sidize the newspapers, Practice what they|she had saved up to throw at the preach. how. chicken. ; oe te A large plate glass window was “Awful fertile here. Clate Hore TETRAZZINI tells girls that in order to succeed they must “fight|at right angle to the general direc- block planted some fence posts a the managers.” Judging by the size of madam's success, she must|tion of the chicken from the wom year ago and they all came up. How- have licked about four battalions of managers, an, She took unerring aim at the ever, next time he's going ter sink i oe chicken, Mind you, we say her m below th’ frost tine. LET'S see! If Lodge resigns from the United States senate to|“aim” was unerring. As long as Fm ae a take Reid's job at London, F appoints, doesn't he? Well, we'll bet|#he merely aimed, she was all @ baking of 4,000 doughnuts that Henry doesn't resign, right oe" « LYNN, Mass a mayor who appointed a woman as private secretary on the d that “a woman can keep a political secret better than a man.” Perhaps, but he’s taking chances, just the same, o oO $100,000 from a lady to whom he Conductors on that line now go through ° RAILROAD conductor inherits was polite in a day coach on thelr day coache hands and knees, holding their caps with their} teeth ° ° o TAMMANY’S brutal effort to cram a corporation man into the United st oue of the Jackass. tes senate in spite of the reasons why democracy mpire state democracy shows is #0 often pictured as a tired Then she let fly at the chicken with the door-knob THE END, a The New Collapsible of almost SAVE YOUR TEETH x, ‘om Baye ® Dollar; I Make m Dollar, the Deat cleanod, Visit new entietey bi for m: and have free exani! prices for first-class then have your work tet you care to Ko Li Dr work January Prof. Stevens’ oe Academy at Four‘h ay, and Pine st Teaching every day and evening. Both phones. per and re THE MODEL MILLINERY rd Kc “l Pike St, block nm evenings wntti & 4 fer people who work. pati and Gundere [NQUISITIVE | all How Would You Like To Consume 31 Coy and Clinging Kisses Every Evening--and No Comeback? Victor Morley Is a Real Lucky Man, and He Says That the Stage Kiss Is Not Half Bad; Not Half, Old Chap. | Bel and at joys that may not be highly antinep:| tie, as the bacteria sharps toll ws but which are hevertheless 0 mensely joyous and satisfying | of the “Three Twink” p now at the Moore, in vot at ail re gretful that he quit th legitimate | comedy field to decorate the must eal comedy forun For instance, when he first broke | | into the ame in “The Marl and th |Girl,” there were several prett jshow girls that simply had to be] kissed every night and twice on| matin days. The thor willed it so, you see, and what could an| j obliging young man ke Vietor Mor \ |ley do but acquienc rt ou | underst was all in the course | v ; \ of the pla | 4 | making in Th Prince of P “ % : / * . ia which Mr. Morley ‘created tt | a *’ bs role of the Englishma j ; the Three Twin J t the - 4 ‘ | himself with no less than nd cl klanen | In bie ¢ F }last night he ass | kisses were the y have the si THIS 18 ONE OF THE 31 VARIETIES not wu TODAY'S STYLES TODAY juicase meme me of NT for Men and ptialquraion. 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