The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 31, 1911, Page 4

THE STAR—TUESDAY, JANUARY 31, 1911, HE SEATTLE STAR r Jack Tighe (Pronounce It Ty) Doesn’t Hand T SE x WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE? >< | g y ut “Bunk , But He Looks Good Just the Same ' Vb elialadielatiaMaMiel aliiialel stalled slictahaialiatehaialiel~ * | ‘ Star Dust 7 BUGLAND AVIATION * |None of This “We're Going to [GPP 7 Clarence Crawl--1 see one of the firefly twins dyed himself @ Have the Greatest Team ee “4 *® «green and the other dyed him elf red. Were they getting tired ®& Ever, Old € hap. ” About New “WE NE 7 7 > THE # of being mistaken for each othe: ? * ever, hap, | THE NEW MOVE IN THE WAR FOR THE THE INITIATIVE le Bil Bug—Ot, no; bat they have a job an sidelights on a & | Seattle Baseball Manager. | COMMON GOOD ine Hiph is ve rete & oon * dragon f * S petition. Thon am the 7 - If you don't know him, it's Mr 2 : hang wl wo anne yang TORR S ee OSS eee Pee >. ‘ nm the paige Teton h . ~ If you do know him, it's Jack Z ture, or congress, to do 6o. | “ “Ty” Differ Only in Pronounciation. | Ki " be ¥ Thahe ‘ onal THEN IT HAPPENED Mre, Van Alvert—Tt pation, | Te am PROSE I name rR made in the form of ero] ) oO nim > " Wy frankly join the national) (Our Dally Discontinued Stery.) | quotios know & jack Tighe w progres Tr. R, and | Young Mr, Van Albert—How willy} * - Sinai tha nies ' that {th®. franks, taking prom me! When I tackled them I), Jneu,is the Madly chap teported “nse / c is meme agers: eee eee ee ee . Pp a a e x} D. B. Dagda ! ¢ t y ofr on fu “ an n nda SRNR # TODAY'S GOOD SHORT ONE # (From), Haneball ; aa t at party | is ¥ b¢ Sa 4 ‘re, some 9 {280k Will hand the fans « “pean i te * i » millowner's * & scenery caught and the @ w t ‘ ® should be fed, * yptimiem alw " i v xt find al] aetned eae eae . * eany, An r appeared on #00 Oe . " ® why ho! he millworker's @ the stage and sald * . cree bs shark a # “Ladios and gentlemen, com: #|,, \ a * > rapt . zo & pose yourselves, There is no * ~ ol it 4 1 that i *) @ danger * ~ on t \ ca *% «But the people didn't com #) on her D : " ame he man who hot take a joke & pone orth & cent, whereupon sock - py A fearful bore has grown ® the actor roared Oonfound « wher “ ot ere bs bans But wo: allies wh take ‘our 2h al Do you think if there # preastos oom pratt I nt ke & was any danger I'd be bere?” & | PTomOn Y a te And sells it as b we © panic collapsed « = om ¢ . only a ‘ : ? * Tee seats japned. Every ¥ lon, two fixted, and he «i ! . m uw t rab ft * body's comfortah fee & that he know . J bh ; ie * * his bustacs spiel ‘ hie —— ne a r nip, If] Be possibie Wrong Query No Bunk Handed a —— h ” as it thing and of ‘There was only ofe seat left on Josh—How's yer rheumatiz now,| He docan’t but yo n e with the mental a : cloth |the Waterwagon when Jerome K.| gile? lcorver and be a f b truly republican : of ae mrs Ruddybumper came running up and — Stias—Oh, my rhoumatiz is doin’! hunk” about giving the 4 é hand ts 8 sean If t r rey 1 mes ft world's Supply | ciambered on, all out of breath. (fine. I'm the feller that's gettin’ th’] weridbea ing ball club c b idea it will be be fates g the same thing cir} of iuced ty Malaysia Got it by an eyelash,” he mur | worst of it Not Jac nune w a ball player, aft } ¢ petit between the two big] mured as the heavy vebicle tum He dosen't bodes Wf with a nd t accused Jack of = " f at bored off Reciprocity lot of “ifs” and “buts, ving him ¢ bench th h _— emeclvges hinges “ | The first part of the trip w we, |__Nephew—Aust Fuss, you're ab|seif an “out” if the team grabs the | yo and Mrs. Fan, w ws & boastful about tw nse ues Solon | going *M0OU | ways borrowing trouble cellar championship wie manager. He's an enthusia s, “I'll try to give. It has t t some time that the Wall st. game wh the way led past numer) Aunt—Well, I always pay It back er baseball, knows the game, is am 191 n of both part so th Ee be cart didn't sway! dont 17 who| filled with “pep,” and if he doesn’t me that’s more comfort for 19 98 en On tie oieet Meceear® ® much. All this time Ruddybumper's cis | says ’ to #, Kid:| make things bum. this cumme " fe . pennant o. a Ta m one ticket D : a ty a oing to bed with an « ® Uninet beginaing to manifest), gy ye ee REE HE HB BIT'VO Signed the fanciest bunch of | why—we let's wait until that! paper could go yachting and play GOH while & Presidct=)e stomach will prevent night #/ itself. Now be began to hope for « * * | ball -players that ever trotted up| time comes r ® pronounced ag tial sham ba was henext campaign j® mare. Sleeping oa the right # fow ruts, but still the Waterwagon!® Don't jet trouble trouble {the asphalt. Leave it to me I ie ed “Ty As special pr with both party organiza-|# aide helps * | rolled ou smoothly as a palace car.) you; don't be grouchy, sad or Jack te . ‘ion Boe ~ an i tivel well that the insurgents,] *) Just as Ruddybumper began to!® pive; don't brood over this And as far as 1 can judge, he isn't] When the ampire cracks open thi man's amass of flurry aed Sed coe na {|S SAAR S AH RH HH lone all hope be saw a rut in the)» nito's itls—worry te @ thing Rlone of those caloric air shovers|first little red box, rolls out the man's a bunch of worry and who t gaat ce Bethy ismragy-einit ee | road ahead. Oh, joy, the wagon)» that kills ®| who build a barricade of excuses.|new white ball and bawls, “Play have started someth For it take fie essive Joobailey was golng over it, He shut bis!» #| When the senson of 1911 is a thing | Pall,” you'll find one Jack Tighe fight r te li« g ial pr x ts Ralley ot eyes, braced —— = just when ea a ee eH Of the past, just wee If Jack Tighe with his © odd pounds of Hiber > \ pra nothing w he figured the wheel must pass va serllean cased ——_—<—$————— apes to the ate. Now b over the obstruction he | nt venga - r jot hundreds of fine (THE END) may a itset f &) worth a million dol or more - EVERYTHING REDUCED strug xo, which in 1 all) Where'd be get It? akaekeeeeanreatere honest and en / 9 ni « | 2 t } " al to] If we elected United States sen-)@ Talk about hard tnck! Ourt® All § D Cc ton seal 304 wouid Dapue|s bene wea ts sorenee wrral uits, Dresses, Coats, make _— he insur |® mayor, @ after we played*®| Py t . t at the people went into! ® “Hail, to the Chief!” fourteen*®| WW d SKir s STEEL TRUST IS REDUCING WAGES, RIGHT IN THE FACE! S & “Thanks wany thaaks, dave * OF THE HIGH COST OF LIVING. CUT DOWN THE SALARY OF| i oa gaat ee ee Bondy Bes ninag em J 18 NEW PRESIDENT FROM $100,000 TO $50,000 A YEAR | pre nad Ar Alay Smad Do St ware. nee e My ida tn’t be se many # darn my eyes if | wasn't stand- @ # ing there playing a Gute . ° “i e : All Tailored Suits THE BABY THAT DIDN'T ARRIVE SERRE RS Se: The carioad of babies got to Texas all right—2 of body wanted in the East. And they received a warm welcome ‘em that no ACTRESS ROSE STAHL excuses begin.” Wouldn't have lying, would you, Rosie? MRS. ASTOR’S BOGUS PEARLS o °o IN PHILADELPHIA women are Jacques is now all rigged up to do vaudeville alone. = WISE s that “when a man's married his ‘em keep right on with their plain | The late Mrs. Astor left an estate of something like two millions, and among her personal belongings was a pearl necklace. Among the pearls many proved to be imitation. Mrs. Astor's position en abled her to wear them without suspicion on the part of any one. This need excite no surprise. it is typical of humanity in gen eral. To be genuine through and through is the exception and not the rule; and the fact that many 1 and women can really afford to be genuine does not seem to matter in the least. Among thelr effects will be found a lot of imitations Think of all the pompous, respectable, rick, looked-1p-to, success ful men who have died since the world began, and of all the imitation thoughts and deeds they have left behind them! } | OBSERVATIONS LODGE oes right back into the senate and roasts the shipping trust first thing. What's a-eatin’ Henry, insurgency? 6. S28 “MORGAN took Taft by storm,” says a newspaper headline. Must { have used a regular old cyclone to take Bill anywhere. ; o- Ow, { SCIENTISTS discover that cactus yields a sugar that readily for | ments into alcohol. Now watch New Mexico try to get drunk on | cactu | a aay a NOW comes a professor who suggests that poisonous food pre | wervati be tried on convicts. Why not try ‘em on fool professors ; and Chicago packers? | er se FRED MARTIN, London society writer, says that New York's lectors, . Mighty ¢ No, we're not a-going to endorse this thing until we've further studied both ends of the bill matter—making and col: lecting. o 0 © AT LONG BEACH, Cal., M. Jacques’ love for Actress Mae Scott cooled. Mae filled him with hatpin holes, blacked his eyes and beat him up with a horny-handied umbrella. They've been doing vaudevill Wwxether, THUD tall waggtn coach dog? SLAP. want him? THUD SLAP THUD SLAP—I assure you he to have him rubber-tired Wei, he's got a tonge than his wagon tong Oh, I've had him ever I'm afraid { haven't ~You don't want a dog will b tored DYSPEPSIA Why not get some now—this Four Hundred ape the vices of the tenderloin. Somewhat, and mighty| moment, and forever rid yourself poor imitations, at that! of ach trouble and Indi bd ° e gestion A dicted stomach gets GET ready to hear about the postal banks proving a failure in|the blues and grumbles, Give it a Maine Hampshire and Vermont! Mr. Taft's “trying {t on the| good cat, then take Pape's Diapep Gog” doesn't seem to be interesting the dog sin to start the digestive juices + Ea orking. There will be no dyspep: NATIONAL REPUBLICAN LEAGUE, just formed at Washington, Me ot blditng if Gas or. arte looks as though somebody was trying to put a large wad of grease| tions of undigested food; no fecling On Bill Taft's best niblick, 0's to make him foozle when he putts for|itke a lump of lead in the stomach / or heartburn, sick headache and Dizzin , and your food will not taking men's places as bill col-|ferment and poison your breath| |with nauseous odors Pape's Diapesin costs 50 cents for a large case at any drug store here, and will reli the most ob stinate case of Indigestion and Up set Stomach {n five minutes. There is nothing else better to take Gas from Stomach and THUD—What was that terrible night? SLAP—That was my dog barking ONE DOSE ENDS INDIGESTION, GAS, _ } HA! Two-Minute Vaudeville BY FREDO SCHAEFFER. vi er at your house last He's a coach dog all right. I'd rather hear his How long have you had that ae 1e. since he was a dog cart. Do you a dog house to put him to. house; you want a coach house, I hope he doesn't make any more noise. be noiseless after this, I'm going THUD—Was that the dog i saw you out with the other day? He was whining all the time. SLAP—He wasn't whining—he was creaking. His axles siniply needed greasing. Did you notice the tag on him? THUD—Yes. What was it—his dog license? SLAP—No, it was his vehicle license. By the way, that was the cause of him being hurt THUD—How #0? SLAP—-Why, the dogeatcher saw he didn't have a dog license and killed him on the spot THUD—But a coach dog has @ hundred spots. He couldn't have killed him on every spot SLAP—Oh, yes, he did. He used a shotgun, and the shot scat: OR A SICK STOMACH cleanse the stomach and intestines, and, besides, one single dose will digest and prepare for assimilation Into the blood all your food the same as a sound, healthy stomach would do it Wh spain works, your stom # itself in order, cleans up-—and then you feel like eating when you come to the tabl and what you eat will do you good Absolute relief from all Stomach Misery is waiting, for you as soon as you decide to take a little Dia |pepsin, ‘Tell your druggist that |you want Pape's Diapepsin, be. jcause you want to become thorough ly cured this time. Remember, if your stomach feels outolorder and uncomfortable now you can get relief in five minutes. A Freachman has lavented™ bdr "i Snell ° 52 hospitable homes. | % |xlarproof glass, Hammers aod] , , s { Regular ‘ -, a { a t there was disappointment in Texas, too. One man who had| i nave te. fe Don't you think we ought to have $42.50—H ice ... $21.25 But the is PP See 'tiead ‘on | . mallets have so far failed to . sic: fas $42 spoken fora baby made great preparations. He fixed up a Christm Ihe a cow? It was Mra. Wicklebridge ec oangeee ae 25 tree, fitied it with the most alluring toys, and then, as the train rolled | : ig ‘ sashihin’ Chloe einen, te She $38.50. 1 i ts » depen > uaran ee into town, lighted the candice and amited a bread, half foviteh smite, | y" | walter ‘Gump, noted wiltutenl jest deen’ rend <i tectacad ce ...$16.25 for his heart was ready to break into a perfect blossom of love for —~. | a pale, pines Page | someone he had never seen. | mao bere #8 ClOCk MARY) paper which painted the pleasure We guarantee that half They counted the babies. Just o Te mon had understood there 7 =~ : x and profit to be obtained from such soles we put on will not Would be 53—end his Home wee No. 63 on the list! - ‘ r a domeatic animal, to say nothing of ‘ They are strong, bluff chaps—those Texas men—sometimes a $ - "What did he die of ales sich ta | STREET AND EVENING leak and will wear for at little rough on the outside, and yet what did this man do? Sneaked oC “A lane es ee. opinion, “| “ te anes i ae a ~ least 3 months. We me out to the barn, hid himself in a dark corner and—cried! a“ near a can > eu! | y a cow aquired her a 1 P A } Empty—inexpressibly empty—is the heart that waits for the child -_ On, a fight | bana Why a cow? Why not a| resses 6. rice sole without cost if they that does not com ~ “Not at all. giraffe or a wart hog? If we're going t. sal aa | = — “What, then |to start « 200, let's do it right | Regular Special don't. “ — “Doctors disagreed, and he died) «ir we had a cow it would solve! $44.50—Half-price $22.25 EVERYBODY in Pittsburg astonished by the robbery of Mrs.| (iy Ss 2 | before they settied it.” the wilt amentien’.dmencted, te $ lalf-pric . i Thaw of $95,000 worth of jewels. It was thought that the lawyers AY S: bi wite. “Yon know we consume two] $38.50—Half-price ...819.25 Retail \ had got all the Thaws had worth getting long ago. Absence makes the heart grow! Lime was one of the earliest ma-| quarts a day she would | $34.50-—Half-price $17.25 —m —— | fonder, i right; bat “Out of sight terials used to improve the soll, be- | give more could se 7 ‘ if ee i lest of ing mentioned by Plato and Piiny.|the sur ? Half-price ...$16.25 Department | ‘Oh I'm to be the fu ote ‘ or { $28.50—Half-price ...914.25 REFORM OF THE HATP! } bi | milk magnate. Guess I'd soon be $- ms | __REFORM OF THE HATPIN, =| | OSGAR UND ADOLF—By Fred Schaefer written up im the magazines: ‘What) $22.50—Half-price ...$11.25 We have installed a + ‘ . | One City Man Did With $38—Start-| ‘ © of the most point vils of the time are giving way to| Zam Veh, Saas, 2 Soak Beet W0 we prey ceen fe Ven of led on One. Terra Cotta Cow and All Coats at 1-2 Price complete line of Men's the surging impulse for and among them the hatpin. It} 408 aeroblanes » a sry a t Say, Adolf, | NOw Supplies Metropolis With Lac. | als a Shoes and guarantee every should not be hastily inferr hat the hatpin is to go. It will «tick = Go th Sor alr up hee | es Rag mit . a a Say, Adol teal Fiuld—It’s All in Knowing How. | Rieu s ial Prt Ul. Lasti uals bat there is an aggresai ment on foot to render it harmless} 40n't you wass afralt you vill get hurt | ai tons & eatin mit.” | Says Dairy King Wick Age, Who] & : es rs pair we sell. sting q The movement is in of a committee on public safety, ap-| Me get hurt? Ob, no, I am going tc & doBtor along mt lis of His Early Struggles in the| 50—Half-price ...$21.25 ity, moderate price. pointed by the Federation of Women's Clubs, and as a first step Barn $0—-Half-pric ‘2 ? toward reform there will be at the Hotel Astor York. an exbibic ERS RENE MERE REE RRR RAR z “Oh, “dear, no, Lemuel, Ido not} : Half price ... $17.25 Whether you purchase of “all novel and useful devices which women may be able to sugges upcanee OF % | intimate that you should go into the| S0—Half-price ...916.25 from us or not, wale . ol protectors er wholesale,” reminded Mra. teeta " : ” ye the t : wate ne > tion—It can take care of itseit|* France's plan to conquer heathen by scaring them with aerial #| (Olle a orp os bare pe ni 50—Half-prite ...$11.25 ly solicit your repair work, <iiiet tmon:tttire te m0 way to. protect the public exeugt by fret pro-| oraft-“Why net make the ssare a geod one by sending them ¥/ 104 ine might become a sort of ‘ y i. it t |® well, let's say Taft? * " s re i técting the hatpiv, it is earnestly hoped that everybody who has an | family favorite, as it were ix “| rice idea will send it to the com ee on public safety * N ieee eee eee ee ee ee 2 | | | castic spouse. “Different headlines Regular Special | ‘Peculiar Household Pet—East End eK Becks a z Resident Has a Bovine Watchdox —| $ 6.50-—Half-price .....$3.25. Shoe R air Works Muley Cow Follows Him about i ————_——————— § 7.50—Half-price .....$3.75 ep Houre and Sleeps on Hearth Rug Messaline and Taffeta Pet-| $ 0.00—Half $4.50 Now in Hospital Because Devoted > alt-price .. a dison St Creaturé Gouged His Eye Out At pas — eae $10.00—Half-price .....$5.00 110 Mads ting to Kiss Him ‘ 3. ato eakes You are too provoking for any ———— ~ a $12.50—Half-price ..... $6.25 thing.” pouted Mrs, Wicklebridge Scriabin ee “If you became so silly as to pom All Waists at 1.2 Price per a barnyard creature I would leave you.” Regular Special | Regular Special “Oh, that's what you are working lf $2.50——Hall-price. ...$1.25 | $ 6.50—Half-price ..83.25 EO eae ne erie strona il $3.00—Half price ...$1.50 | $ 7.50—Half-price ..$3.75 EXTREE!—Separation in High|f $4.00—Hali-price ...$2.00 | $10.00—Hali-price ..$5.00 Life—Wicklobridges at Outs Be $5.00—Half-price .,.$2.50 | $12.50—Half-price . at Half Priee |JDOles yw I get it.” retorted her sar Hougen’s Lightning cause Eccentric Necktle Salesman Lavishes Ali His Affection Upon a Brindle Cow!’ Bab! Forget It about the cow and go send Marie for a can of condensed milk.” However, Mrs. W. Is thinking of putting something else in his coffee besides condensed milk. J.. Redelsheimer & Co. TWO ENTRANCES COLUMBIA ST. AND FIRST AVE. Best Amailga: Best Silver Filling . Full Plates Best Plates We use noth material tha Painless extraction free, All work guaranteed 12 year OPEN EVENINGS Ohio Dentists 207!» Pike St., over Ow! Drug Ct Entrance Room 4 Many well-meaning people, in their endeavor to econo- mize, are attracted to an article by the low price at which it sells, and then find, after a short time, that their i tended economy has proven an extravagance—thelr pur- chase utterly lacking in merit Be on the safe side—buy coal that you know, by repu- tation, to be the best—-the cheapest in the long run—that’s LADY WELLINGTON » economical coal. 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