The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 30, 1911, Page 4

_ THE SEATTLE STAR {United Press. ¥ Z x WHY Star Dust! | EVEN 1 bitshed daily by ‘The fFHOU GH't rae \ NE THIRD R A} t t } R 1 Valley just att ‘ equa 1 ny és r i a attle is t ci ' ’ t t ‘wa Ist has di 1) 4 in alfir: F. A. Bout ¢ 1 i a dent of the Ta a Railway & I Co., a branch Re eo Agcr teee Stone el ‘ \ t eaker | tric Co 5 ; P > yee | oe se : Ta-| Judge by Mr, Ta 3 He was fined under an ordinance passed a year ago in Ta-| than 20 per cent more people than there are seats on any car, the |, conductors, the officials and the company are all liable to arrest/ | coma which provides that when any street car carries More) way jy 4 =p Mgr 9 | | and punishment eae Uhe : . \ per iA gency tl pan n be to court for f Sons to wai A car The ordinance is stringent. But the supreme court has held| aeeeee tees BY FRED SCMNAEFER, DER BOY. la De “We May Win | Socialist | You've got to hand it ta Dr. Bd in J, Brown, socialist candidate | for mayor to sueceed Hi Gill, also | ctor of dental sefence (not prac: | ing at present), also attorney at * When the state dental board Brown calls it the dental combine |turned Dentist Brown down in his| Japplication for the right to prac lee, Dentist Brown retained Law-| er Brown to fight for him in the] | court Aino he fited up nice} {offices for Lawyer Brown alongside Dentist Hrown's, hired a num This Year,” Says Dr. E. J. Brown, “But in Five or Six Years It Will Be Different” Candidate for Mayor Is a Dentist and a Lawyer— He Doesn't Practice Den tistry, But Is Getting Rich From It Just the Same can deny the doctor 1 good fighter. It’s also a fact that doesn't lose any, money while fighting. Nothing foolish about br eed | of i bor ints who had the that it is good law. ; . | | |board’s O. K. to do all the dentist Seat lik t ! nwded ca D | . | work for him, and started fighting P ine is 1 | Evory Ou nee In papers are eatike ca , ‘ ndl with the dental combine. It’s paid Working men, women unequa t stra are 1a ~~ 4 advertising And it pays. Dr jostled ‘ Jrub 4 Brown is getting rich. He's got jostled t r ‘ } f Craw h cen tos saiosiane ? with a sky Dr, Brown i# a good socialist cutting 1 ‘ b 1 1 THE EMBITTERMENT OF FENELON FROGSHAIR The nomination for mayor came condi ca as be ear } . 10 In a pleasant village on the east bank of Ski creek lived|his way. He took it Ww g Cra 1d Furth to book in Seatt two t Orville Roac ate and F | “I don't entirely un city c va o, the supreme court says. Work Orvilio was a great hulking fellow hardy and bolsterous, | se 1 will Ket som The city can if it w ants to, thes FP - B + th tlw Fer Wen tathe ou nce, ke a soda biscult,| adv out of ft But the POPULARITY, says ex-Governor Black of New York, er You ! and alr was thie a cur gh of his parents | party ket advertised, too. I'il| head today and drops it into the basket tomorrow. Coming fro r \ ” f ed him a mi a sta indow for a back|make a fight that will bring the hi imi is entitied to pretty consid oroin’ tM on ground. art to y notice fe) — of the besket, this opinion How hay ? Unluckily for Fenelor e Roach was baughty and over-| may win this year. But maybe = Sinitiaibibatl I be tomorrow on ke stdamboat tr and wh pleas-| (tl a different story in five or} ant village on the bank of Skinne and |six years GERMANY has begun th 1 ne at rece u sunshiny he wo jon and Bo Der t-Lawyer Brown be. | jot United St h J whe m to a whimpering from comes Candidate Brown. And Den-| we've left off le « bh, ever so many times, did Orville do thi ») tist Brown w th any money nid and laught { the thoughtless ver for However, I b e in every “y ; F Sica’ pnmnek: saudi t AGITATOR 1 . ant d rouble himeelf nate the luckless|tenet of my platform,” says Brown. Ee are Bceders HOREME & ; and ‘ 4 “radical” are ies 4 fist of the And if | should be elected I'l DR. EDWIN J. BROWN. both feet in the tr h, crowdin your fellows, a ¢ | synonyn | Th pnsequence at elon Frog®|force them. 1 didn't make tha “ : s My grabbing everything in sight. What have you to i | ha Vi unhappy he w rown & man)| platform. The party drew it up. I y bi lee thar bet ram from chastising bim|was willing to.run on any platform Yourseli | t weary | that ars st ‘ ne Hore | | I ytor mon y | th my party e justices 1 to the Dollar, a Stance a . » the Jaw. But this > necretly. |} And they are well ie Tobacco Tr . t the ba tereig: “ea } poor ty AR doe nl wg dle Be _ Aad Brows manbe'® aed Short letters from Star readers will be printed in this column “If your ho ph the Almighty Dollar, “if the] es gaged Fen Hon tn So ninlchscage sf he has advertised I nen they are of sufficient gener 7 You may write about 1—i € a monopolis' ca elp| jear or submiasto — f rsonal malice is not you allegation is truce + eT ay sage i : i 4 or and leveled bim t ith a pro-| the dental offices are pee cm or anybody: 60 tong - ’ tion. It's THE INH T POWER OF MONEY. me Whe : ous r elsomel ihe 4: ona here they ste laring into other's « t sullen ©: be arance of ao ater: tf his baiance Seattle, Wo mn. 28, 1911 system of the private comp: And there they F i ieuaesitanil ed Inatead of a mop to wipe slaught “OF is ‘ es | J, W. FI Almighty Dollar and the ve € one repre g of this was exceedingly soothing to Fenelon Frogsbatr, until he . be Editor Seattle Star iar ate ee things, the other representing men 4 : eflected that for many months Or had treated ly f md at the Dear The policy of the ia: ay ay pals tS leet : sd Orville into the dust of the ro ad|in while The Star intervie city Nghting plant #0 as not to] Seattle, Wash. Jan. 27, Pa Abe Rust a new teal. n{MY Bennie can't she is | & SMa Sa Were: Maaiie 1h" the aes’ “ae feat Ot thie evied ng in one of doct privat ing com-!of your going after th E. Co _. SUPREME court of California wrente i whi Md A ites heipi © & wellqneaning adult ‘bultthally, who cried Ob, f © very| comfortable chair y, te - It is equivalent and. Hi ¢ They deserve all they over three years since ape convicted. - | She's so thin she looks ready to | “* . Sow Peenahate! 3 an you be 60 regardless of wuffer-| tad burst out, “wel, p the two f get. I am working for the 8. B. es ne Ocoee | Heat i < you eau Wicked wretoh, pease from oppressing that innocent} took a poll of ernity house | no felt tuto the hands of a win C2, mysell and I know that they P She can’t run, she can't sit, my | !De oid lueday ana vou got three, WhO fell inte and: are strongly for Hi Gill, and that ‘ poor Bonnie, joe yy ain OF Pelikan, Pre) that ho went, tnd trom that mol vote 5 urd. They were given the task ofthe 8... Co. ie just as strong For the hobble skirt’s got tt “ie we 4 ning doubt that things are not as ri a ding a young dragon and were against the municipal street (car Bonnie’s goat . 2 ee en Seer 3 to thea aed pea Penrose ak system, for they are taking all of eine - —entniemens | campaign manager n all {t wanted, the wiz. (0 men’s names and addresses and " t My Bonnie can't see the sweet } | Dr. Brown appeared to be proud segMae 8, ‘ * asking them if they have registered. Vermont is one of the states that doesn’t sunshine; el er of those th boys than of bi 1 put them to death, and So | hope that ali of the street car Stands still. No wonder, then a pr She can't even see where to\» * fights for socialism, against the they were also told that if they did boys will have se enough to vote $its on the inheritance tax throws the direct prima ihe Bern comes down to her|* TODAY'S GOOD SHORT ONE *& tal combine, or for mayor, He that in a ie eae OF Biota tor — atk 44 yh w r 0 sted in Socia * and e as on down the back stairs. ee . = aves * pHi weg ee s administration in| ravenous that ft would them. df me in five minutes. The How about the growing states—Oklahoma, Washington.| gut just bet your sweet life & The clerk was obliging Brg : = Milwauk The fools said t was falr 8 >. wants the S. R. & 8 izona, California? | can taik! # lady shopper was petulant aa te enough. Now if the policy of the road. So I hope that you will burn perizes : allies tn the deve t of resou |* For twenty minutes he un # Mrs. Fourflush—Your daughter city permits the dragon to be fed this letter so the ny won't Progressiveness, alike in the development of resource € oid “Ox hoof th SERRE MERE Ree roll after roll of ® married a high class nobleman, of all it wants, it will soon be able! get it. I am a motorman and have the making of institutions, is the breath of their nostr + wit ts without arousing ber & course? to eat the city plant. The city been with the company six years. their population goes forward by leaps and bounds, so their], A TIP cand ing Interest. At length ® Mr. Newlyrich—You bet! He's ought to adopt a policy looking to| Mr. Dilling can depend on a good ith i ‘ople and their conception of social justice expand.| # After hurrying, rew Clve ele I don’t Intend buy. # got a title it takes two visiting! the acquisition of the distribution| vote from the boys. J.D. faith in the people a: f I rengh ee Ms =- Not only the-star of empire, but the genius of democracy,|* the weg a chance to recup ®|® ing am: ing : am only loo! . - - Made a a i ms "4 uf + * rom its unesual exer @)® ing for a friend | Westward takes its way * ton, |e “Wait a moment, madam,” * 2 bd } ee at eee atom mall Savings—A Question $ ke ~ P| * | SENATOR GAMBLE’S argument that Lorimer should be permit-|*# eee et ee tt te ee & more roll on th yer s to taint the United States senate because he had votes enough * haps your friend is in that.” # D buying any sounds very South Dakota. The French government is go-}® Everybody's x t AC Q siawehenge Jing to take a census of aeroplanes | « Fi. |that could be Cin Ome of War ee eee eee ER ee n t e hswer THE NATIONAL FLOWER WAVE! OSGAR UND ADOLF—By Fred Schaef “Maw! Say, maw!” | LET IE N ——By Fri eter Now, Edwin, I hope you are not meetin going to catechise me with a cate-| A lobby, representing gentlemen and lady Osear Wildes, from New| Yo. YOu olr bat corns, Osgart’ Pe ern T ck to to all THE QUESTION : York, New Jersey and Connecticut, are going to descend upon con pram aetehee tae seas 3 “No, maw; alt I want is to asi : to secure adoption of the mountain laurel as the national flower. “Nes ‘from’ riding too mach. ga accep won on “ : a : . * No; fre 1 " t ee « ls dinates (TNT Silipos 2 i gta nig SO Ach, how can you get corns on your feet from riding too much?"| What gone a receiving teller do Why do you keep inviting Dollar’ Deposits, and ; ell mountain el from ; | ; Three-fourths of ey reo fap Sect Race age gta But dose corns ise nod on my feet; dey iss on my han at a bank? why do you so persistently suggest that parents open den spinach, and, in fact, Lgiuein$ oie ft “Vell, dot mixes up der mystery more yet. How can you get corns }"".1 9°" fina to see that you crave ’ r naluert " ig gg od Maer se ab ra gee sory Acer gad ‘ition your hants from riding too much? wholesome knowledge, Edwin. The small accounts for their children? Surely these little ft. National nothing’ an OTS ot pe Se Why, from riding on a hantear, tee-hee-hee.” onal alle: m4 e- ‘ a" - i that it's so mighty hard to get that none save the select few with " aoe set ig ctr aap ati accounts can’t mean much to a big bank like the Scan- ey, autos, guides and keen-scented, or, rather, keen-scenting goats, IN JUNGLE LAND - a 5 : Bs z . hat does he do with it, maw? 4 ric » cos a . fen pe ol tlou's aur fing for lack of « national poxey, something to Mrs. Toucan—They say Mrs. Giraffe made a great hit at the mask] site puta ft in the vault,” dinavian American; the cost of be bokkeeping on. them i is nation’s suffe: el hi ey, a c ’ i e ; RPS ae ae er officially as Bill Taft’s boutonnierre (isn’t that passionate French?) data Wameceavie, ce ont OS That's what hey call a recely must be too large to make it worth while! se — bd » ing Vault, ain’ ’ goer me 8 ve eevee 3 yng mera pf altalta to hurrah for.| sround-her neck and went as a skyscraper. “Why, no, indeed, Edwin, A re "s pick out some! I eneral habitat, a he ceiving Vault is one in a cometery THE ANSWER: rs ot seenet Grcerinee what We mec. Mads, @Y5R:| wack Agent—Ah, whet 0 beutiful chédid! Madam, he will belisto which they put le" Py at” doesn’t go with the flora, but we'll let it go “habitat” just President.some day Nie tall oe WT they'd ie yn East sissies that, when it comes to vernacula ; ‘ h ell, then, and Dears, a aie ie sane, | = aoe be oat Deon Introduced | ,, Mrs. ypc pe tld Sg we’ he ae the White/ine receiving teller into the vault! If we had ten thousand or a hundred thousand ac- ; jouse, call around and I'll see what we nm in your line. it would be a receiving vault, all 2 Sion ea ce Biiate aft The national flower should be mor general and unant Ft gm | right, allright counts that started at $1.00 and STOPPED THERE, . sir! e national flowe ore ge ght, “ : , . if : as to breeding, blooming and environment. There's the golden| THEN JT HAPPENED | «gctumn tints the nose in Ten ir “Mune evs to eee the cost of keeping each account and crediting the in- the dandelion, burdock, violet, wild aster; the infernal daisy, that on informe | ¥10. hat would pecu into the wheat; “the beggars’ lice,” that gets into your stockings| (Our Daily Discontinued Story.) ane We thought “Ub-huh, And if the re olving en you go for the cows; thoroughwort; poke-berry, that's good to hed gone Ory teller wouldn't put ithe ay in int the other boy's shirt with and get him licked at home when you | i | | | Pt | the vault , Saat, wow id be peculiar, t liek him abroad; the beautiful waxy mandrake; and last, but not ila tel Mrs. August |*% Wouldn't i : . that reliable, gorgeous delight of the gods and diet of hens, the pe) bates waited Gay deat and black | nawis’ Phoae wubuae wnt Coes gunflower. velvet hat. On every tu he was | \, _ vagy fos le het | Laurel? Bah! It might do to give Hyperion effect to Bill Taft’ ‘aime - ti m - n hothamaahel J i* reading ta: arte i arneee: tmassive brow, as it gave decoration to bloated Nero's little brain-pan, |‘Why Women Can't Write a Kk Naughty things. they ‘actic it in national popularity and for giving national effect, your laurel far too abbreviated in the reach, too attenuated in the aesthete, as Music-mad were. When she lied fair Ellen on her Strad are not raging for selection of any national flower, but Mr ‘, The neighbors erle¢ Who's sick?” ‘one Poet H. Turner Bailey and those society mesdames Down Hast ail hheedn’t think that they can tle any old weed on us and we not know it "Rg AES jes a They were simply mad. OBSERVATIONS JOSH |. Ge MEXICAN revolution brightening up quite a bit. Almost 100 at aR men injured in three days’ battle. There was a joyous crowd at the WISE J eae zoo admiring the quaint animals wi pat JAPANESE government is organizing to systematically suppress|from desert and jungle. The lars-| Socialism. Maybe Japan's going to be too busy to lick Uncle Sam,|est crowd was in front of the lion's bag after all. cage, and T. Ezra Bluejeans of Wal-| ee nut Creek was in the front rank ! THINK of a democratic legislature in Tennessee making a red That there animal looks purty ie hot probibitionist United States wenator! It's a cold day for party he remarked to a bystander £ Hines, all right. who was not from Wainut Creek er eke “Oh, no,” replied the bystander HOLDING up Judge Hunt's appointment because he’s accused of |“fe is very docile. Pat co -- aiding the smelting trust? Why, what sort of a record do they re-|head and ar him purr.” . Quire in a judge, anyway? So T. Bara Bluejeans patted the ee ei lion on the head, BUFFALO BILL wants his whiskers copyrighted so that rival (THE END.) ~~ Bhowmen can’t use them on advertising copy. It's a fine point, but - ad them’s mighty fine whiskers, c ionel, A Wily ‘Ralivesa: tate Mhouiamor i PRICE of stecl wire raised $1 per ton. Got to be more Steel Me .tneiennea SAYS: ‘Trust profits in order to make up for Brother Carnegie’s little peace i fund contributions. Andy's the hoy to make us shell out, when John D.| In 1910 the net earnings above| “It’s better ter be consumed with feu't at it. operating expenses of American| curiosity than eaten with envy, and 1... @e".0 railroads were more than $110,| still better ter starve both inter CHAUFFEUR FRANK HISCOCK, New Yorker, aged 42, who mar-| 000,690 above the earnings of 1909.| submission.", Tied Jeanette Suffern, a maiden of 66 years, says Jeanette flirts Mke _ all git-out, and his dream of love js o'er, Frankie wi dowa little American farmers are mad because Germany has a corner on Il the potash, a correr on it, dream o’ alimony. It could be worse. Some American trust might have ° ° woman, bas had her husband ar- Why, if he even sees an ant in he says things that would curl a lady’s false hair! Pos. Wallace is only trying a new scheme for getting rid of ° MRS. WALLACE, San Diego rested. Says he's abusively fussy. the house, wibly Mr. ants. Maliers—They tell me | was one of the sweetest babies in this town and all the ladies used to to kiss me, Mrs. Mailers—Don't ever loan money to the parties that told you that. They're not to be trusted, -f re m ia cde sateen nt iii i ieee hare not mudical | |The Paper Is So Small It Won't Hold All They Want to Say,’ “Maw. | “Are you back again, Rawin?” “Maw, when people give money to a bank, don’t they know it?” To be sure, my child, To be j sure they do. ‘Then what's the use of a teller.” What “Maw” gave Edwin the |didn’t need a teller, either. By the |nolse it made everybody knew |what she was giving Edwin ee * * * = Mistress—You don't have * * many callers, do you? * * New Cook—No, ma’am, You * * set such a poor table I'm & * ashamed to invite any of my * * friends to come here. * - * wok ok tk bs a bad habit and it ought to| be checked,” says a California legis: lator of women smoking, Leave it in the checkroom, girls, FRENCH count declares he will) not wed any heiress who wears the trousers. Er—how is he going to find out until he marries one? She—This piece of lace | wear) around my neck is over 50 y old. The Brute—It's beautiful. you make it yourself? Did There's a new kind of vegetable called the dasheen that looks like an Irish potato. The dasheen sounds like that kind of a potato, also, terest on it WOULD BE too large. Moreover, the ac- count that STAYS at $1.00 never becomes very valu- able to the depositor who owns it; and he is the real person concerned. In experience, however, ALL of the accounts GROV of them grow to important size; many grow to very large size There is no good-will that is quite good will of the depositor who s with it. s valuable to a bank as the arts with it, stays with it and grows The children’s accounts may not grow so fast at the start as those of their elders. B Alaska Rutlding, Home of the it won't be very many years until Scandinavian American Baa . these children begin to earn and to save part of their earnir it won't be many more years until they in turn are the and mothers of fat milies. - The habits of thrift which the quire now will be useful to themselves, to their fs city of Seattle and to the whole come. Surely that is “worth while. milies, to the ‘orthwest in the years to Incidentally The Scandinavian A sharing in all this growth n Bank cannot In this way it is certain to reap of p during those same future years a very abundant reward for the welcome it gives and the care it takes of the Small Ac counts of ‘Today. And so we say, again: Don’t hesitate because you may pen to have only a little money. and we are glad to have you One Dollar starts an acc Start it with that amoun Scandinavian American Bank RESOURCES, $11,000,000.00 J. E, CHILBERG B. MINAHAN Vice Pres, Vice Pr ALASKA BUILDING, SEATTLE, U. S. A. A. CHILBERG President