The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 24, 1911, Page 4

Member of United Press. Published Daily by The Star Publishing Co. Motered at Seattie, Wash, postoftice as second-class matter Rey. O. H. McGill, pastor of the South Park Methodist ehureh, tn} @ recent speech in the Rainier valley said that none of the Seattle REWspapers was supporting the Rainier valley people in thelr fght) against the Crawford railroad iN is mistaken, The Star, at least, ts with the people valley to the jast ditch. The Star ts enlisted for the entire », Pegardiess of politics, or anytht . | get good service, considerate | attle pays tar wants to see the people the r and a fare no higher than anyone else in This when ttle has a munteipally owned treatment Rewspaper hopes to see the day Hine in to the center of the city from that valley ae But just because we are not throwing hats into the alr for Hi Gill for his part in the fight, or making brass heroes out of any sell. ‘ Councitmen who deciare they are “the pe 4 friends” tn thts of yours, don’t think The Star isn't with you Gill and his councilmen doubtless have their reasons for champ img your cause. It is close to election. But until The Star sees them) Rake up the gage of battle against the Furth-Stone-Webster monopoly, whieh they allow to run cars through the streets without franchises, which dodges and fights its taxes without protest from Gill or his coun cilmen, which doubled its fares on its patrons in the Duwamish valle: without a word of protest from the city hall—until the mayor and his fourfiushing councilmen get after this bigger monopoly which threatens us all, The Star isn’t going to pin any roses on them, \ That doesn’t mean, however, that The Star ts not with the people of} Rainier valley. The Star is glad that this matter came up just when ft @id-—just before election time. It advises the people of the valley to get all the benefit they can out of the opportunity—before election Fs z GIN faces the people's ballots ople vote for a bond tasue | ne ading into the city Ltt You have seen what Mayor Glll did to the! Don't let him get hold of a municipaily nother thing about elections the £ A RRP fon February About one month later Jeading to municipal ownership of a car your country Keep this in mind. municipally owned electric plant. owned traction line. It isn’t safe. Don't make the mistake of voting for Gili in the recall election on account of any deciarations he has made RECENTLY about being your y ana don't make the mistake of thinking that The Star fs not with you, heart and soul, in your fight LEARN TO LIKE IT, ANYHOW | Joba Taylor and wife, of Des Motnes, celebrated their golden wed @ing anniversary on January 20, having enjoyed a half-century of marital y. It is a most remarkable thing for two persons, man and wife, two then, or a pair of women, to stick by each other for fifty fears. Death ‘or divorce, or the general deviltry to be found in most any two people Usually interferes, so that when Mr. and Mrs. Taylor tell the why of it their expert testimony ts of importance to everybody who bas to live with Bnybody else. The Taylors say: O “Don't both lose your tempers at the same time. Most married people will endorse this as sound policy that usually | is peace. Still, there are wives who get hotter and hotter as the| id persists in controlling his temper, and there are occasions @ fight is the only thing that can clear the atmosphere entir ere, such instances are rare and the Taylor formula holds good. “Study each other's likes and dislikes,” say the Taylors. ‘This is policy that is imperious. Married men, particularly, should Bote that it does not mean to study her likes and then try to cram their z likes down her throat, This ts a clear intimation that, baving each other's likes, there should be mutual agreement and gacri | ‘The third and concluding word of advice from this old couple who Bave lived, worked, suffered and rejoiced together for fifty years. Is “tt your wife fancies a dish you don't care for, learn to eat it any * ‘This appears to be a conclusion from Mr. Taylor personally. To man with a stomach it sounds like a conclusion reached after qmany a fine fight. But Mr, Taylor doesn't tell how he came to that con Clusion. Some men are born philosophers, some learn philosophy, and Some have philosophy thrust upon them. Anyhow, Mr. Taylor has pre “sented the real thing, and we admit his whole platform—Don’t fight her ; study her; “learn to eat it, anyhow.” Any philosophy whieh the heart, the mind and the stomach simultaneously is a corker r, 4t must be a high class stambling block to the divorce evil + ‘The Taylors of Des Moines wil) please accept our heartiest congratu. " Mations, with sincerest wishes for many happy returns of the day. a A FITTING MONUMENT | LL. © Thibetts, who introduced the navel orange into Southern Cali has been given a fitting monument. One of the original trees been transplanted near his grave. + Monuments often are chiseled records of virtues never evident in Mife. Many a tall granite shaft is only a towering lie. Man builds in his own image. His work is his true monument Every scientist who has given the world new knowledge, every who has popularized an uplifting thonght, every philan it who has widened the range of human love, has built a monu ‘Ment that towers far heavenward foreve Horace wrote of his odes: “I have built a monument more lasting brass and higher than the pyramids, which neither storms in their nor the flight of time can crumble.” And truly, for his writings, the paintings and buildings of the masters, endure not only as an _ everlasting monument to the author but to ctyilization as well And every man, no matter how humbie, who contributes to the real of the wortd, leaves a true monument, not of dead stone, but living, ring, reproducing, forever. esmen or shepherds, great artists or humble workers Bot; if their work be worth while, it stays; if not, it perishes Those men are the princes of the world who leave an influence for good behind them. = ‘Former Gov. Frank Black of New York, addressing the City | Bankers, roasted Roosevelt, denounced “muckrakers and demagogues” > 49 one breath, laughed to scorn the initiative and referendum, the recall . ‘@nd the popular election of United States senators, and bestowed en- ‘thusiastic praise upon Speaker Cannon. John Pierpont Morgan led the applause ‘That's all. matters TODAY’S GOOD SHORT ONE A woman, seriously ill, awoke to find the nurse smoking a cigar- ette and reading a novel. Greatly startled, the patient. raised her self and cried out: “What in the world are you doing, nurse The nurse replied: “Good gracious! 1 thought you were dead Metropolitan. OBSERVATIONS CAVALIER! is off for Russia. But her New York lawyers will look after her husbana and his little money bag. oo @ NEW head of the U. 8. Steel Corporation is another of “Carnegie’s boys.” What a prolific old critter Andy was! ° © o “DISSOLVE us and you destroy our great property!” roars Attorney Johnson for the Tobacco Trust. Aili right. Jail ‘em. o 0 oO NEW YORK CITY’S assessment on personality Is down $260,000,000. Perjury is coming to be one of the fine arts, all right, 6 © 6 KANSAS brewers raised a million-dollar fund to fight the suffrag- ettes. Must be those brewers think that women wouldn't vote if en- franchised. o © 0 WELL, WELL! CALIFORNIA COURTS ARE INFORMING CALI- FORNIA'S LEGISLATURE THAT THEY DO NOT FAVOR RECALL OF THE JUDICIARY. o © Oo 81G harmony meeting of Democrats at Baltimore. being as the pork is still shut tight in the barrel. wait tili they knock in the head of the barrel! o 0 oO OH, DEAR! George W. Perkins’ reform promises to result In his taking one of those nice porky jobs with Equitable Life, and we thought he was going to roast the stuffing out of old Morgan, o 0 6 BILLIE THAW III is in Pasadena’s midst with his bride, whom he won by cutting out the booze for six months. It’s @corking good Thaw record, judging by the universal newspaper mention of it. o 0 °o “SHE was won by his masterful manner,” says a well known novel- +ist. Oh, yes, we've seen that kind. After joining in the blessed bonds | ©f matrimony, she does the winning with her masterful manner | ik ones | WHEW! Mrs. A. Astor, London society mesdame, is going to change | her name to Mrs. A. William Lehman Ashmeade Bartlett Burdette-Coutts. | Think of swapping A. Astor for a name you'd have to carry around in ‘| "Twas possibl But, O Dove of Pea _ Inarket basket! , | Baw. THE STAR—TUESDAY, JANUARY 24, 1911 THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE If You Have Never Seen a Woman With a Sense of Humor, Kindly Don’t Overlook Bernice Burnham / { ot| William Shakespeare Might! Have Changed His Views if He Had Only Caught Up With This Philadelphia Girl BY JOHN corLey William Shakespeare, Tolstol and George Bernard Shaw he allowed it to bi p all, in times past made Ho known that no woman of this mun-| danc sphere has ever possessed a sense of humor and gotten with it Alas! worrying ong the wrong path they had never caught up Bernice Burnham. Bernice is a and you only have to bang around about a minute before you know that she dovsn’t have to prove it Stald persons These three authors were And with even of commercial as pect and mouths that slant the wrong way, laughed right out loud when Bernice came on in at the Orpheum theatre on M night. It was a real treat; or er, she Is a real treat Bernice is one of the girls of the Two Girls and a Piano” act, and has the assistance of Miss Greenwood, who plays very nicely But Bernice is the whole works when it comes to laughter As abe herself sings My girlish lawt-ter Now, while this little stanza may not throw you into convulsions of merriment, Bernice puts it over so | away professional comic, | | The Careless One on Top ts Bernic well that she—well, you to go and see (Advt) She Never Knew It. Rernice never knew she could be comic; she was born in Philadel phia When a real small child she took her parents to Norfolk, Va., and wore out nine Bunday school teach ers in just one class, she was that cut-up. So, what ¢lse could she do but go on the stage’ Answer, thing No, she ten't nearly as ungainly as she tries to make out; nor does she perch upon the piano In one's draw ing room, as she i* here pictured TU have to ask her yourself. NOT DESCRIPTIVE ENOUGH “Now, there's Van Gulp. He “Tut, tat; a fish doesn't drink what drinks Ike a fish. ‘an Gulp does.” Best Story of the Week From Washington “What's Them Burglars Doing Today? Patriot at the “THEM BURGLARS.” He was a big man, with a broad. brimmed slouch hat and a fierce bristling gray beard. A guide tag- ked along as he marched briskly down the main corridor of the capitol, commenting on the sights | shown him with a growl, a snort or a grunt. He paused at the end of the corridor and perked his head towards a carpeted passage What's them burglars doing to- day?” he demanded “The senate is not in session, sir,” said the guide in a shocked voice After the visitor had departed the guide sat down on his chair and mopped his heated brow “That's one kind that comes her he said. “We have all kinds, but this style fs the hardest to deal with. Called the senate burglars you beard him, and he kicked at everything else | showed him. They ain't got no patriotiem at all, and @ United States senator ain't no more to them than a doorkeeper. Why, I'm afraid to take m him into the supreme court—likely as not they'll say something disre- spectful right out loud know what that one said when I showed him Stat y Halli? He says, ‘Who are all those crooks? Then he wanted to know how much THEN IT HAPPENED The Wogglewink baby was the sweetest little angel anybody ever Everything the Wogglewink baby did-was 8o For this we have the authority of Mrs. Woggle- wink, therefore the matter is not in dispute “No, baby mustn't h se one da Mrs. Wogglewink’s “Let baby have th said Mrs. Wogglewink baby wanted wateh watch, Nora,” F ently baby began to ery She wants a hammer,” said Nora. Then let baby have the ham mer,” ordered Mrs. Wogglewink without looking up from “Kasy Lew sons in Bridge Whist The nurse set the baby have the hammer, D. THE ED ~jall them atatuen ¢ n like | Do you) ve,” said the| Asks Visi ing Senate Doorwa ~ the govern ment and who got the rakeoff. I told him they were given by the states and he said that was once when the states put one o “You wouldn't thifik,” gaid the guide with a sigh, “that patriotic | Americans could come here and be {#0 callous about the things they see. I don't know what the coun try’s coming to. I've been a guide here 20 years, but 1 ne thought I'd live to hear the ate called burglars.” VICTORY FOR ©. P, No longer do Invitations to the White House bear the Tour of leav. ing. Stay as jong as you like—if you're invited Society Women | Taboo Face Powder Returning from a trip abroad, Mrs. Mae Martyn, who writes on health and beauty subjects for nu merous papers and magazines, gave the following in’ ] “Yes, I found many changes in methods of beauty culture abroad Perhaps the most surprising is that society women are discontinuing the \use of face powder, for the reason that powder {# not a permanent | beautifier, and tends only to clog the skin pores and eventually cause rough and bad complexions. In Parts and London liquid lotions are all the 60." They do not rub off as easily ja8 powder, and give the skin that | soft, velvety effect so much ad |mired. The formula I brought with |me is made by dissolving 4 ounces |of spurmax in % pint hot w | then adding 2 teaspoonfuls glycer- | ine. he ingredients are inex pensive and can be bought at any drug store. This lotion ts a wonder- ful remedy for a shiny, olly skin, and for cold sores.” Advt, tm 49th et, New York; has no hus band as yet, and saves her wa Hut above all distinctions, she i# a wor with a » of humor and doosn’t mind turning her pretty self into a living laugh——-for t con sideration that the Orpheum people will pay her when she quits our nimple little village at the end of the week Maybe her partner, Miss Green wood, also has a sense of humor, but this eseny is on Miss Burnham irs iw 24; has & mother living If your mouth has gotten tnto the droop habit, don't overlook Bernice. foe, water, tea, sandwiches and Magazines had been sent up to room 417, but presently the bell rang again, The boy who had been dispatched to attend to the wo man's needs returned with the re port that what wanted that time was six empty spools pool: said the proprietor sald the boy is crazy he said: The proprietor's spools among the the but if too, That is spools, wife f ehildre proprietor pd the 6 play took pen up. I was afraid,” he said, “that the [boy had mad mistake. Six hempty spools Y that's righ she said. “You have no clothes books tn this room; nothing but nails, and rusty pails at that. I don't like to hang my clothes on nails, but by slipping these spools over them the cloth is protected from rust and the nails t punch holes.” ‘The young man whose morals J tremble for just now is my |hephew,” the city salesman re marked “tr has @ position as Prrand boy in a banking house. is a bright lad, and as steady as they make ‘em, but since got that Job in the bank his women re lations are urging bim tnto crime. | They do not advise him to pick his employer's pocket or run away with the day's deposits, but the principle involved in just as repre hensible. They ask him to abstract a few bags that the silver money is carried in. The women want those bags for sofa pillow covers. never wear out, jdown simply and feathers and net sift through By boldly asking for what he| | wanted the boy has secured enough | |bags to encase his mother's sofa | Pillows, but tf he supplies the rest of the family, I see nothing ahe of him but a career of crim: t so many pec fall sick from fall sick from el ge as what they To when not working. TALKS ON TEETH By the Regal Dentists Thousand Dollar Teeth In nearly ev case we receive a testimonial from people who hay enjoyed wearing Our Method teeth (without plates) for any length of expreasion as this: ‘Money couldn't buy these if 1 couldn't replace them.” There is nothing that has a more direct bearing upon good health than good teeth. They aré abso- lutely necessary to prepare the fuel teeth It is even necessary that th should be a compete set of teeth, for, when there are gaps in the line, the food is apt to be ground up junevenly, and part of it will thus slip down into the stomach um chewed We wish to make it plain that there is no surgery connected with Our Method teeth; no boring into the gums or cutting; nothing un pleasant about it; dreaded, and it is not to be re ed in any d sense as something in the nature of an operation. You come here and a careful e: tion is made of your mouth is a consultation between the ex aminer and the dentist who is to undertake your work, and a special plan is worked out for your partic ular case, It is work that calls for Individual treatment. No two ¢ are alike, and eaeh one {8 car fully worked out before the work Is started We cure pyorrhea alyeolaris, commonly known as Rigg's diseas {loose teeth) We give a with all work. REGAL DENTAL OFFICES 1405 Third Av., N. W. Cor. Union St. written guarantes time, They make use of some such} which is to run the human engine. | | nothing to be} By mail, out of city months, 5ix mo to six STAR DUST COMING ench Show Dilipickle Organizes a | |Why Raliroad Rates Should NOT Be Increased. | From 1888 to 1898 the rallroads bought larger and niore expensive | cars, better locomotives, | made stron yet their earnings steadily increased | Many of us might well take a lesson from the child who breaks} his toys RUSSIAN FIGURES Number of dwellers in a house | aver eight in London, 48 in } wa, 60 in Berlin and 62 In St ersburg and Moscow Statis | 1 says nothing about the size of the house. Railroad James J. Hill in Canad Magnate ian born. "y | Never leave mediel § drink or food uncovered in the sick room CHAMPEEN ANDY Andrew Carnegie champions the Cause of labor,” begins an article which tells of the laird of Skibo's heartfelt interest in the poor work: | ingman. Hig change of heart since the Homestead days. STYLE The beautiful young spirit, newly arrived, fussed and fussed, Other utiful angels gathered around her. The new spirit complained that her hatpius stuck out beyond }her halo. The latest thing out is the ulght key i It is a cinched cinch that the/to have a bench show for the ki |kind of financial jegisiation J. P.| oodles of our street so as to in Morgan wants is what the people|spire them and their owners to @ bass | h canine "Girl, you are on | pa’s side.” crazy your | do not want {ate motives, ma said HE KNEW THE TYPE. But the stunt still looks goodj to | Our folks and old Mr. Ketch, who| owns several houses and can't sell them, are abbut the only ones on the street who haven't got dogs Still we get as much pleasure on of them as if we did. The la string on our garbage can ts al ways out, and a different purp * our front porch to bark from at people most every morning. No- body ever harms the pets, because that would mean civil war, and the dog catcher knows it's as much as his life ts worth to dome calling on our street except in a social way. He did pass through once on basi ens and was chased away in a | shower of bottles and tin cans. The | dog catcher's fate showed the neigh borhood has one issue on which if will hang together. All the dog owners on Sirius st. will be strong jfor the bench show and it will be the first step toward a regular im. provement club | Insignificant Man—Er—I wonder! I spoke to old Mr. Ketch about it if you've seen my wife? I'll de-|He leads a sort of eccentric life, scribe her to you. She had minding his own business and wish: | The Blevator Boy—Never mind. 1 | think she’s on the third floor. There | was a 200-pounder with hair on her ip and square-toed shoes got off begin life anew where there's few- er dogs and less annoyance. Mr. Ketch said, “Well, it might there to look at some No, 19 shirts. be a good idea to get Sirius st. to| NO Alum, No Lime Phosphate ee Main 6921 Ind. 30 cents per n nth $1./0. O That Needs It And next we'll hear BY FRED SCHAEFER The pr ing Of pale moonlight nd breaths of spring | population to house the show goody! DIANA’S DIARY to Reclaim a Neighborhood THE DOG CATCHER’S FATE SHOWED ME THE NEIGHBORHOOD HAS ONE ISSUE ON WHICH IT WILL HANG TOGETHER. have a little civic pride if It can be ” When | told ma about my scheme |[done by appealing to it through its What's more, he said he'd lend me (CONTINUED) ing he could sell his real estate and/ made from Royal Grape small payment ii Throw off the shackles of that boarding house ex- They are made of material that will | | istence—furnish up a real home of your own—a is all that is necessary at this store 1 $6 Oak Rocker $3.75 The Rocker illustrated is built of oak in golden finish, has full roll seat and extra broad arms; a large comfortable Rocker that will prove a welcome addition to any living room; special at $3.75. $1 Now—$1 Weekly. | | Sanitary Steel tress hinged and | Complete With Mattr: $1 Now—$1 Weekly anteed for service, Purchase merchandise to the amount o $50 or over—cash or credit—and secure one of these convenient Vacuum Cleaners You'll pleased with it, for it eliminates all stooping and straining that is necessary in the use of \g@ broom and dust pan, and besides this it does the work in a way that could never otherwise absolutely — free. be | | be accomplished. Couches, during day; BEAR IN MIND THAT CASH ISN’T ESSENTIAL IN ORDER TO BUY A $1 NOW PLACES THE RANGE YOU. SELECT IN YOUR HOME AT ONCE. $1 WEEKLY PAYS THE BALANCE. fitted with ton mattress, covered with ¢retonne so arranged as to with couch when sides are raised or low ered, thus making a fullsize bed at night and comfortable couch cot mat fold guar BUCK’S RANGE. ee a CT RTT AM