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SC ll eB poe Pie Seg roit, tah, — THE STAR EDITORIAL‘AND MAGAZINE PAGE =F 7 == | STAR DUST MR. S SKYGACK. FROM MARS ' THE STAR—SATURDAY, JANUARY 21, ww AND GIKLS PJ Well may trust ble whet such stern judges as Sanborn In eve wiaige oar —— ee ete te weaptrcpailkinna’ wooders e ar irc le nl al th ; |] SAW MALE EARTH-BEING ADDRESSING Et Welt’ ray se teen! etadbineey ot thu Did Frcmane vert wihen | )SELF TO Sau. me CHANICAL Fy ma . ee ell may tr { oon ¢ TO Mu — °] pd States is loosed upon ther Address All . C “ GAVE VOICE s wuay 80% ed Be et Sen OR migasila’ company, 6 , ress Letters to UNCLE JACK, The Star, Seattle, Wash | WHEN it comes to belng consery-| caneuile BODY ALSO TO UNUSUAL 5 Th ‘ modest little Standard Oil cone A man named George PF. Hard 4 ve mot to hand = fe ey SITTING POSTURES ~~ CONTINUED IN TER -He Ing brought suit to disturb this company's charter, alleging it wa , ie m, Ta one agen c tel 0 a eyo Rag het def ance of the anti-trust laws. A SPLENDID DRAWING BY FRANK IRVING lee eRe ke | st resigned that insurance job In| | WS MANNER YO VRESOME DEGREE SAY, MA BL, | The law gut together to wr he answer of the t and * # | Chicag _ APPEARS THAT MENTAL GROWTH USTEN, KIDDO! After much reading of precedents the answer was drawa up ar i le $1 CASH REWARD * i as Has NOY KEPT PACE WITH PHYSICAL. TEE -HEEE! fin the court ewer was that Harding was a citizen of I # Offered this week for the best # CHICAGO ought te eel pr mae at WHAT E whereas be a citizen of Californie | to the question, “What #| Her .Congressman Moxley, whos } Were son being angled, commercially? * Most—and Why?” t awarded | Pay 4 fine of $29,000 for moonsh But the ¢ that was art Was the tee +O. eho, ance 2| residence of the man wh ved that a tre @ 11 sBCh aF. ‘The ese #| Our of everr id ehoveltuls of around loose breaking the law t took three * * appears below, ag mo! tr BE gone — anon! Momentous question and Sanbor | * & | Sos Sarees Io:s0 8 pe eer | end of taree years of arduous judging, decid | ERED OH Ee Be & u| HOVE, the Rent onerey of Only alow Har when he sald he lived in California, or < is ie agate vary. Feta taken and didn’t know where he did tive, and by a super h en . ; ; wt hime of reasoning the lawyers for the Corn Products trust and the judge | : Pail? Study | Find Most nto the room knew a blamed sight more where Harding lived that Harding knew interesting, and Why ; se anes himself, and therefore ¢ was dismissed | Coming from «a mathematical], FOR the use of b a, there bas! Was there a trust? Gee! the ven't got to that yet. Didn't family, my parents be yeen Invented af a pmatic camers 1 " i where Harding live a ‘ > « which photographs checks in min ‘we tell you it took three years to find whe Hard T and myself the * [whlch photeasnphe Gheeks ie sale, netic in made proves the rule, arith the moet inte ting study for me because | receive, in my various at-| tempts to master it, the correction of my teacher, the @ yroval of Lord only knows when they will get to that trust question Whatever else happens, you can bet we are getting justice from born, and he is on the bench for | nbout 1,000 an hour OF 816 munielpalities in Ontario, | Canada, 436 are “dry” territory the principal, the reproof of my MIGHTY COLD STORAGE. } matin and euch m wok i rm papa. | HRITISH capitalste ave over | mine, | shall try and will succeed. BEATRICE C, Mi 4S pee Age 1 Dp ft consumers When they pile up the necessaries of life to k from having them until] they can boost prices to an artificial ‘and so coin abnormal! profits from human need, that is cold storage —and mighty cold, at that When they hold such things as butter and eggs and poultry for FIVE MORTAL YEARS, then take them out and ask the public to eat them, that is also cold storage—mighty cold. And when at last the prolific earth submerges them with Its products and they have to sell at any price they can ge and » haps go broke themselves—why, that's c storage with a vengeance That's about what is coming now, Well, let ‘er come! the prove 1723 38th Av,, City ‘ EARLY to bed and early to rise aves & man telling bis wife many * BOOK REWARD WO. 2 ® For the best “last Hine” to the & unfinivhed limerick ix awarded * *| ENGLAND has spent three times * * & to Edward Nakley, 14 years & * * * * * much on her navy in the past two years as Germany “| * old, of Olatta, Wash., and the # book bas been mailed hi [AFTER SCHOOL, WHAT? | This is by all means the best drawing of the week,'but as * ach Frank ia more than 15 years old he ts barred from winning tho leakethhkkhhee prize book, The book, therefore, goes to Emery Herrett, Washington, D. C., appears to be making a success of Its sc a __ NEXT WEEK'S PRIZES. THE PRIZE LIMERICK. ‘ars’ employment bureau. The system has been adopted by Liver- Snel. ddahs. ‘en kaided 40 There was « young fellow of Kent|| pool and is under consideration in other English cities have one prize limerick each Who carried a cane when he went! ‘The idea is to bring the school management into close touch Ginek Mamuaban ie thas Seoae ot To call on young girls |/YOUR SOUR, GASSY, UPSET STOMACH WILL FEEL Fil FINE IN FIVE MINUTES i] ) with employers, and fey - a hacen, have places waiting for Uy contest seems to be very popu- (With Hg fluffy curls) a ‘ boys and girls when they finish sc! - ta he Viaieiiia dae sensible, lar with the big family that we For fear of father's dissent. | | You can eat anything your] stomac bh It digests yc jour meals je ps a pe one w ont a the foo tude. That. too, is desirable, for while it {* important to have an farm hs cetiy petharrsting wo hug? eee eee ee ee es |digestion ar Dyspepsia, or that| Gov" 1 ie Seth i. poe | education, it is equally Heaportunt to be 8 to be able to make a living. foot forward. The cach reward * BOOK REWARD No. 1 * |your food will ferment or sour OM| or sour and upset the stomach. of $1 will be paid for the best " ‘ *) your stomach if you will take a) Get a large 50-cent case of Pape’s pen and ink drawing of |* For the pen and ink #| [little Diapepsin occasionally Diapepsin from your druggist and MARKED DOWN TO 15 CENTS L Shat will beet tustrase th # ar wing (of @ girl's head is #| Your meals will taste ood,|start taking now, and in a little saying, “A Stitch in Time . led to Emery Herrett, 14 #| and anything you eat will be di-| while you will actually brag about Nine.” Now that is a hard one, bs ve ; ver of _. W. Walker «| jmested; nothing can ferment or|your healthy, strong Stomach, for " and $1 is the reward for the . jeattio, and the book has & turn into acid or poison or stomach| you then can eat After pnags > gplinag comma with, the ao co gt best drawing. Remember, it v4 been matled hice * jgan, which causes Belching, Dizzi-| everything you want 4 auctioneer final y bi 8 coms eee Se See ieee of the Ne must be in ink on white * ness, a ing of fullness after| slightest discomfort or m ne By er with three other books and a pi paper. ee ee Jeating, Nausea, Indigestion (like a! every particle of impurity and Gas ras - A fine book will be given for - | lump of lead in stomach), Bilious- that is im your stomach and intes- But what of it? Rs Ligue per ay wea Le any Bima the best original riddie (with | ness, Heartburn, Water brash, Pain| tines is going to be carried away ae ati os, inerscn's cunget mondial the answer) and ail ought to tinh ee paecaee PA ViL-lin stomach and Int es or other! without the use of laxatives or any, A compete in this. ’ * sy mptoma other assistance “cag now enone dly fain at an auction. smc ened ce Book prize No. 2 will be given | Hilskbeth Koay. Alwim Mutht gay : re Headaches fro the stomach are) Should you at this moment be a wactioncer usually gets the bargains a for the best ° line” for thie | Vio iien GUANO estimated to be worth/ absolutely unknown where this ef-| suffering from Indigestion or aay j ese limerick: - _ Thin is little i more than $160,000,000, deposited | fective remedy is used. Diapepsin| stomach disorder, you can get re ; “Miss Jones Aas decidedly A Slight Mistak F | Miss Katie Veit, , through the centuries upon 17/ really does all the work of a healthy |Hef within five minu | plain, “How ts your little girl, Smith? 14, of 764 John at, talands off the Cainpeche coast of eee TODAY’S GOOD SHORT ONE So much so it gave us @ pain My little boy Is quite well, thank | Seattle, who be Mexico, is to be exploited by a.com ‘ To gaze for a space you.” came one of the pany of California capitalists aD ‘Ob, it'a a boy! I knew it was| rowing family _ site ae oetee an ee | IF TODAY’S STYLES TODAY | ' ] i § “What on earth is that?’ gasped the mystified young man Ba iigiel An ge ea Ag ae or the other.” this week. Our “Some one tuning a fiddle?” ALL ANSWERS MUST BE | - Jnew cousin is ' ‘The beautiful girl smiled. IN BY, THURSDAY NIGHT, UNCLE Joe Cannon says he is|fond of wearing ness? “No,” she responded softly, “that ales is made by roo as AND PLEASE DON’T FORGET getting @ lot-of fun out of life jthe native Duteh Yes, The old man does the bust © he walks around the hallway. I sprinkled rosin on the soles, so TO SIGN YOUR FULL NAME, | That's reciprocity; Ife is getting} Comtume, and it news, while Saphead does the carry they would squeak, and we would know how far he was away. Don't AGE ANO ADORESS. . just as much | fun out of Uncle Joe. was in this that Ff ing on.” New Arrivals i mn Spring Suits you think I'm a little genius?”—Woman's Daily qusmmee on " "= comwng {SHO had her - picture taken just / Some men go to Canada to settle. \ \ AN ECHO FROM HIS PAST for the club col | | sult Some sae. 90 to Caneda 40 es Moderately Priced , We are showing some excellent values in Ladies’ Speaking in many tongues, most | of us charity ume. The Star cape settling OBSERVATIONS . Circle club bas : <a iy 2 been in existence only three weeks. s, of na ALL the disgusting statuary in the Harrisburg capitol is being er learn the language of ew Spring S vy French serge, an excep- ue at $25.00. At $30.00. we are yet we have more nal vy swing draped, except Boss Quay's statue than ) mem- sila | ; ° o o ss bers We mu Advice is free, sometimes worth | Suits of imported fancy diagonals, in light and JUST think of trying to make a fellow named Seymour Van make it 500 by the first of Feb-| following, and always worth listen- || ? ie i Sant Santvord running mate with Elihu Root! ruary ing to. } dark gray and blue and black are tly ae aan —_ - ——— =< |} | tailored garments, conveying the latest styles. THEY'VE put a cow in New York city’s 200 a8 a curlosity. Cow on the hoof or on the plate is a curiosity to a great many New Yorkers. | Open An Account With Us This is the most convenient, pleasing, satisfac- | NEW YORK, Jan. 21.—Pity the!lation he will introduce at this || tory way of buying you ever tried. We take poor petticoat maker! Business is|sexsion. He has to his credit al| : on the bally blink. At least one | bill (which was not passed, strange || big house has gone under, others | as it may seem) making it a mis. you the new styles for spring and explain our easy are pulling along by the skin of|demeanor to hitch airships to Sain She sie ‘i their teeth, and” petticoats are on| church steeples during the hours | secre dest sale in the shops at half their for-|of service | mer | Eastern Outfitting Co., Inc. Why is this thus, you ask? Ah,| 1332-34 Second Ave., Near Union St. you must be a mere man to ask “Seattle's Reliable Credit House’’ ae REAR ADMIRAL BARRY says he retires in order to save the Mavy a scandal. And now let him watch that scandal get an unusu- ally good airing. ° ° ° JUDGE MANTON of Toledo says that in many divorce cases both husband and wife should be spanked. All right, judge, but who shall do the spanking? ure in making it easy for you to buy. Let's show Oe THOSE aviators at Frisco have proved that they can drop a bomb on us. They'd already convinced us about monkey-wrenches, cheap grease and such. Sanbag Spike—I wants to git me a shoirt? Clerk—What size? Sanbag Spike—Huh, I dunno Clerk—1 mean what number did you have last? bd bd v Sangbag Spike (off his guard)— GOV. BRADY of idaho is going to stump the world for woman 7384 suffrage. It will be a money-making scheme for Idaho if Mr. Brady | - Fase -s In the Editor’s Mail os We pause to declare the unanimous election by Mr. Roosevelt Short letters from Star readers will be printed In this column when they are of sufficient g) interest. You may write about of Congressman Butler Ames to the Roosevelt Ananias club. Brother anything or anybody so long as personal malice is not your o ° ° PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD proposes a stock issue of 100 mill fons, making 600 millions in all. And dividends are taken out of peo- ple who dig or burn coal, largely that. And probably a single man Don't you know that with the tight skirts—not merely the hobble hor ror, but all the clinging effects no petticoats are worn? Didn't you know that? Oh, very well Possibly you had no business to know it. Anyway, it’s true, Tights are worn with these skirts, which |reveal rather more than they con jceal of th minine figure. Pettl coats, nix. On a hook tn the closet, dusty and neglected, they hang. Wherefore one finds in the stores Ames gets in through saying things about Brother Lodge. . oe ® CAMPBELL, prominent North Dakotan, arrested for dis- * street corner. They think him insane, but c. Tobing on a Los Ang he may only have been trying to anticipate Los Angeles’ prominent motive. alga men. today wise women, who know that ees ere long the styles will change REV. C. C. PIERCE resigns to become an undertaker. Has lived Editor Star—It is a very evident) mitted to continue? Let any of|Hobbles and tights will go out, loose skirts and -petticoats will on a minister's pay in Los Angeles for 12 years, and believes there |and deplorable fact that s of|the city officials take a 6 9, m fx no hell hereafter. There's no need for one for a fellow with four city street cars are kept in alcar and see for themselves if thie) come in They are buying silk un: Brother Pierce's hard luck. very unsanitary condition. While |dirty and filthy condition has been |@erskirts for half, and less than : é a8 the floors are swept, the dirty and | exaggerated. I am willing to vouch | Half, their former prices and put- EY U. 8. BAER, secretary of Wisconsin Cheesemakers’ Association, | filthy condition which they present |that it is not on the Bast Union|“ns them away, j P: fs a disappointed reformer. Tried te work off on society a limburger |1s such as to Indicate that they | cars, and I doubt if the other linds : without the limburger odor, forgot to take out the limburger taste, |have not seen water for months.|are an exception. No doubt the] This happened in the Bronx. Up i ¥ and nigga won't eat it. It isn't the first reform, U. S., that tasted In the early morning cars the seats | conductors are blamed, but it fs]in that outlying section of Greater . oe worse than It smelt are covered with dust to be wiped|my opinion that the blame should|New York popular music has the o o o up with the patron's clothes. oi ted to the street. car) classical stuff crowded into the Absolutely Pure MARY COLEMAN, leading woman lawyer of New York city, says What does it avail to stop ex pent, and a duty of the city | corner Th . that women, not men, are the real financiers of life. Sure, Mary. |pectorating in the cars and other | officials to see that such‘ com! There a church wedding, e only baking powder 2 : ere can't be much financlering until somebody gets the money, | public places, if equally filthy and | ditions are remedied and a young lady of 15 summer Gr: i and the party who spends it—but a little birdie tells us that further | dangerous conditions 4 per A. F. SCHEEL| mad was siauan’ the aan Mendels. —_ from Royal gaia gomment would be de trop, as the French say when they eraw! un- = saurfeohn'’s wedding march was played ream of Tartar GRANDMOTHER , 4 the be |OUR DAILY BIRTHDAY |,,,.., == |the young lady bed aever’ heard| No Alum Ni R: may not be as spry; ; ‘ ea aaa ‘ a PARTY rou an stay discharged. He got] of the wedding march, but she had |N@ Alum, No Lime Phosphate ‘ |mixed up in the war again, and be-| hoard. and sung from aacliont ott. |Z . as she used to be, but she is in close a, |fore 1865 he had gobbled up all the : - “ | ob : hood a certain well-known parody ~ F - Just Say’ erTuv Here's ® fighter from way back commissions between private ‘and thereon, So when she went home touch with her world for all that. a He's spent his life fighting and | major ‘ oe ar ee . brigadier|and told the folks all about the overy oO fobbling ap of-|general from the unploasantness|*%¢ told the folks all The telepl Ee I ’S our fices, or com.|With Spain in ‘98-9, and there being | *¢ta'ns vrai < ee nS Ce sconone enables her to make a3 many. calle g HC IRLICK?’S Let your doctor prescribe the vt missions, or|%0 more commissions to. “glom’ | qe Ant What do you think? When | the Age | a ek medicine. He knows best, ranks, or what-| onto he went on the rétired list. Helthe church. the organist played Formal gatherings have their place, but it is the 4 ft Means ever they _call|idn’t really quit. He just got al Rhye ne Con: i 1 ‘ : y Jee, , fm Gled I'm Free; No sumption can be cured many little intimate visits over the telephone that me Th ‘em in.the army.|9€W hold, Now at the age of| wo ig , - r s Original and Genuine 6 ee Thomas Me: seventy-five (this is his birthday) Weegee dete rie loa isd Sa om thes ety eae lan 1 I ; arsapa: as Arthur Ander-|he is climbing up in the farming| srandmother's telephone visits do not stop with i 7 AL I ED MILK iP: a such strong son got mixed| Profession in Washington state nee eM TUBERCLECIDE her own town, The Long Distance Service of the of e state of New ‘, up in the civil} Before he finally quits- he will Bell Telephone takes her to other towns, and allows tonic properties, and is with- upon Louls B, Cuvill All Forms of Tuberculosis 2: The Food-drink for All Ages. t alcohol war at.the open-|Drobably be brigadier general of| 1° ober of the legislat : ield relatives and friends to chat with her altl ! s i oul lc ma in un, To|the corn raisers, a member of the legislature, watch. ield to x i. as to cha er although hun- 3 More healthful than Tea or Coffee. ‘ohol, may cause him sta with bel ——— ees | ing to see what new aviation legis é dreds of miles away, os 2 Bae a : i BROwN'S, sink in the D I ABETE S Tu berclecide The Pacific Telephone eA. FF See Tuberclecide Co. and Telegraph Co. i q Agrees with the weakest digestion, |t0 select it. Lah tee and ali public speakers. Unk oo y recognized as the best on the fantry, After | over halt s century by prominent year or two they | clers ze one Main 8356. honorary dis- | Removed to 103% Eastlaki Every Bell Telephone is the Center charge, but he a ake of the &: handed him an snd ne 3 iil o,f ose: || Ax—The Stratford