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SACRED JUDGE D SACRED WRIT THAT ARE VERY MUCH IN CONTEMPT cor “ ‘ . a judee, which 4 not God, ne € en ¢ c xh time we w « 1 down of . 1 © and 7 th ok t of all kis st, ram as ¢ f as the off 1 at one diser Le alt cowa Bound ph A fe what he scound ® train chea; may 1 des) low With no human se fled or even wh demands ‘ou gO Rousebreaker who ts bu philosoph You have fo risk his. @e #0, shows that You are a coward Ofte mditions arise and wis w handing over one’s Wat indicates good, sound no more lives to r perhap: urs, when when comp ing under th Immigrants brought $25,197,745 Into the United States last y QB average of about $22 apie There is a mine in Arizona, belonging to one man, th met profit than that every ye And the joke of it is, « @go that mine was public belonged to” 4 “What of it?” you the cc between imm grants and an Arizona hing, ex queer that one man can get as much money in a yen , f Gould scrape together in many years for their gre in the Jand of promise over sea. Must be right, though, for “all's for the best of al possible worlds THE WOMAN IN FANUEIL HALL She knocks at the historic door the door of that plain house which where only men have entered for more than a hundred years, Bas been the temple and the shrine of patriotism to Boston, to New Bngiand, and to the nation ne when the portrait of a woman may fitly han by neock, Otis, the Adamses, Webster, and the rest of the Sdead but sceptered monarchs that rule us from their urna”? If so, she will enter to abide fc Julia Ward Howe, who gave Us “The Battle Hymn of the R Commander $i tis charged, told the Britiwh that if they are ever menaced by rnal foes, they count on the last dollar and © last drop of blo Americans to help them. That sounded fine at the Guildhall ba net wing it is 1 would wa know of n t war, for instanc [Blood In the United States that wouldn't have flowed on the British side. TODAY’S GOOD SHORT ONE ‘Twice, as the t wended its way up the steep Cumbertand |* y hould give it a | Main 5089. Phones: Ind. 2880. Gap. the door at the rear opened and slammed. At first those inside | Place on her toilet table.” Adv't. J paid little heed; but the third time they demanded to know why they|~ Should be disturbed in this fashion 6 “Whist!” cautioned the driver Don't speak so loud. She'll @veriear us.” | “Who?” | “The mare Speak low! Shure Oi'm de in th’ crayt toime she ‘ears th r close she thinks wan o' yez | @ Success. fer walk up th’ biti | ANYHOW, those Los Angeles detectives are able to catch every Body who didn't dynamite AWFUL a winter in Maine. Cold enough to freeze the Whisky, but it's agin law to have any Re he DUTCH of! group has entered { ‘0 compet m with the Standard fn Europe. Now just watch Rockefeller beat the Dutch se @ WHEN Aviator Hoxsey was up 11,474 feet, the earth looked no} Digger than an orange to him Wonderful that he could bit it coming | down, isn’t it? ae tee PROF. SEE, of Mare Island observatory. Venus is inhabited. We don't care. Those Yertise, anyhow. announces that the planet planet fellows never ad UTAH bees are shipped to California in the winter and back again to Utah in summer. California entertains. ILLINOIS woman of 68 is suing her 70. naming another woman as the cause boy sow his wild oats, eh? year old husband for divorce, of the trouble. Won't let the old REPORTED that Rockefeller sent his two gingham aprons for Christmas presents. What time that old fellow does have with nis money! . . housemaids an all 30-cent ‘round glorious DR. WILEY, Uncle Sam's chief food expert, finds gl shoe leather. But you'll never notice the sweetnes: you with bis cheap shoe leather, weight. ucowe in cheap when her pa raises even if glucose does add to leather ee BAND played “Onward Inaugurated and, as those N.Y, democrats we Go Home Tilj Morning,’ of tire trouble. Christian Soldiers!” while Dix was b listening for “We Won't the committee on program is right in the midat . THE dear “Constant Reader” barn rafter can learn things great at this office. We will also fur Sladsome holiday spirit of giving. who sent us a rope with a picture of a ly to his, or her, advantage by calling nish a map of what we think of the And they are about the only really busy tourists | JANUARY 12, 1911 THE STAR—THURSDAY | THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE Topper Scipio Rinald Rinaldino Winchell Tells STAR DUST ‘Osgar und Adolf und Shakespeare " Dose Two Funny Fellers Show How Dey f Abould Polly Ebenezer Bryant Bodwell How He Got Name sg Move ones ane A_ True Story Today From t n I Police Court of a Bailiff Who dozen ‘ Is Descended From a Pirate, - a a Man Clerk Whose z Name Is Polly enn he acid fea Hallinger fee " wile might as well d a a 1 . Hear 1 making 4 . * ox walk « ‘ y dy went chance f \ f tong time start te aler for $400,006 N ' that an t age in thin al embellished with While waiting for Judge : et . asked the tt he acqu 4 t ame o in * J a For a Preacher, too. eant ar na ant Don't know w that came withdraw the two parts rea a ’ t way f ¥ ach th To become a ¢ THEN IT HAPPENED | Ruenos Alres has planted mi han 14 eos In the ' (Our Dally Discontinued Story.) ba FROM PIRATE TO BAILIFF, OR THE LAW OF EVOLUTION named af the famous preache ame to ‘Polly’ and gave ine wale That's about cute a name &: was so young tha’ c raphe fe.” put in Clerk Bode M on some one © with he maid aunt wh ‘ we t ve d that eo hasa ft a girl, She added to ead.—J. B. that she he P t to ash Polly, oH now . on ©| ‘There are t Ja BY FRED SCHAEFER . goes ee ine . Bedi anese in Hawa’ dot face on de tain, Osgar? Jes he a ma makes That's 2 £.” objected “Ti L : Hawalla ao tacked to me " Ad am ® Viltiom { town I was t n. 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Luck] given name was ‘Ebenese aid | hen sink r writer ink off her £ Clerk Hodwell. “They hitched that | oss von of ¢ vitches hat tolt McBett however, he | — head and br h viteh? " y RIDERS. j head and h viteh es anal WATIOR FO SUSECRIS |through the hair } der vitch Hazel € forth om the) The Star ts anxious to | “This dry shaw removes dirt, | u Wass so schmart abould dose espeare of « greenhouse. All| very subscriber gets his or dust and dandru: mm scalp |blays But some of hn Wass nod so goot « iders instance, ; would have been well bad he. not! paper every night. If your paper and leaves ha h, sweet and | dere wass ‘Der Tempest.’ Dot wass der rezult of a bra t vecging attacked with s nightmare! fails to come by 6 o'clock kindly an © therox helps to grow Villie iss also der autor of “Ten Nights in a Barroo vd he?” tu and suddenly tried to sidestep 8 / notify the clreulation department | §KINNEY A. NOUGH, THE VIL sutiful hair and preserves its Vot makes you dink so? maginary automobile, for— of The Star and ® paper will be LAGE CUTAWAY. natural color Advt Recoss I haf read hiss “Twelft Night THE END. leent you by special messenger — —— a Main 9400 or Ind. 441 t PY. NICER THAN POWDER —EASIER TO APPLY Mae Martyn y subjects for the Phi Society wom: The Rubber Store Ave. and 714 First Oldest Alaska Outfitters in Seattle nplexion | glow imponsi WHOLE WHEAT @READ rage. ee trustworthy carry a com line of jexion. can be and On ¢ ing, Rub dixsolv ‘ Foot wea Pacs, Are % pint “ i tea aw Mitts, ad Kenwood Sleepin ilar among atte 2m@ pe Chickerings, Webers, Steinways, Kimballs, Lesters—in fact, practically every well-known make is represent- ed among the splendid instruments being offered this week in Eilers Clearance Sale. Prices the Lowest in the History of the House and Terms at Practically Your Own Dictation. Are you realizing the opportunity |the genuine Chickering, or the that awaits you right now at the| Kimball, or Lester, or Hallet & Da to secure for very little money and|on ‘Krell Auto-Grands, the most jon terms that will positively not be| perfect Player-Piano the world has felt, some of the most extraordinary | ever known bargains in pianos and player-| Thus the high character of the uments we ca pianos that have ever been off . net to draw a larg jin the entire Northwest ‘i ry acts as a mag number of un Before you consider prices, how-| Ny good planos out of the rep ever, judge the pianos themselves: |resentative homes of Seattle and judge them as you would judge | Vicinity new planos, by the tone, the action| You can easily understand this jand exterior finish, and the reputa-| Suppose you, yourself, had a tion of the maker likewise the|Piano tn your home, but fortune nding of the concern offering | 8miled on you, and you wanted, nat them Jurally enough, # hing a little Our Annual Clearance Sales are| better than the ordinary-—some \not “ordinary sales,” nor are the|thing exclusive. It would be per pianos ordinary pianos, any more |fectly natural then for you to go to than the Eilers M House is an|the leading piano concern, where ordinary plano concern, In fact,|the Instrument you desired wag our Annual Clearance Sales are in| carried, wouldn't it? Just so, and that’s the situatio |a class by themselves and are look-| in @ nutshell ed forward to and eagerly awaited| Our sale this year is unusual in by shrewd buyers, who know the, several ways. We have a better genuine value to be secured grade of planos, taken individually Quality the Keynote. is a much larger variety of a makes, and the prices are uniformly | These sales are the result of the| lower than ever before, Eilers Mu quality and quantity of our every-| sic House, successor to D. 8, John day business. These exchanged in-|ston Co.,| Third and University, struments are traded in by thetr|Washington’s oldest and largest owners solely because they prefer] music conoern,