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THE STAR TUESDAY, JANUARY 10, i911, Member of United Press. Published Daily by The Star Publishing Co. Botered at Seattio, Wash, po stoffice as ee ans matter BUT HE MISSED SOMETHING ward § ks of of GO years. happy marri lived so wife and | Fine has neve t q wound his w depths I that he w 1 that he her better than all else in the w Geived | lad er . : Jost a lot in & Tei He said sarreled, In all it t s that we never lac but } was asha ld, and then say, “Y lendidly The Blue Room was 5 waded by dignitaries—d re Coruscant uniforms s eok black of the Gall dress, and medals lightnings from fostly gems. It would hay Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte’s heart goo The lage walte Gently. But it is the royal 7 Diages wait. Royalty alway chews the of superiority Suddenly came four Toot! And the ruler and The ass e hastily t The assemblage puts on {t First came, to be p foreign ambassadors and s of the personal off a statesmen. Howd 550 Courtliness beyond Fooal of elegant old Louls XVI A gathering around the throne c Dead, no! Just Bili Taft receiving on blime! Order ua uid have gladdened The devil! You block New Year's Day wastefulness to away from sekeeping, th tending Gradually but surely we ar teward the frugal French methods apostles of domestic science A Kansas teacher said to a put to make use of everything in ft throw away the vee lew jo salads. And mnay th away the soup. t into the hash.” “g Fen a reporter spoke up timidly and asked: De done with the left-over hash?” “Oh, nothing can be done with that,” fe ft We've often wondered what hash really was, but now its status Is fixed—its “final.” anks he “Women should learn the leftovers them Hare left from the meal, but mak It should be » “And what should sald the teacher. “Hash so. At any rate, it's a for a slice of it? Hope pone $326,000,000 tn Jends for the holders of faicy one—$226,000,000 In interest and div standard investments in the United States. What will they do with it? Some of it will go to pay the butcher, ick maker. But much of it will go straight back into new That will be a good thing in one way, it will boost the bond market and start up a good ¥y enterprises. And a disturb tng thing in another way, It will tig the hold of concentrated capital on the utiities and industries ential to the prosperity of all : You see, if you have money enough you don't have to worry Bbout it. You leave it to the care of the brightest business men $a the world, and it just grows while you sleep. the baker and the SO GOOD IT WON'T HAPPEN Congressman Hamill of New Jersey has Introduced a bill providing for a national highway from ocean to ocean for automobiles, bicycles Gnd public electric railway service Such a work would absorb thousands of idle men into profitable ment, supply an outlet for surplus energies of automaniacs, give Motorcyclists a chance to acare great numbers of domestic and wild @nimals out-of several years’ growth, and furnish an interesting ex- periment in public ownership. In fact, it’s so good that it probably won't happen TODAY’S GOOD SHORT ONE “The car is packed. We'll have to stand.” “No matter; I've been sitting down most of the afternoon.” “Been to the matinee?” “No; to the skating rink.” OBSERVATIONS Louisville Courter, SOMEBODY tell us why the wave of holiday good will Is followed | By a high tide of bloody crimes. oo 0 duchesses attending That lets us out. ° o 6 CARNEGIE has established a hero IT’S announced that on must wear six-foot trains. fund in Germany. Andy’s| hheart—and scheme of advertising—is as wide as the world. in Seattle ° 0 Oo ‘ UNCLE KITCHEL PIXLEY says: “By George! If Steve Elkins|| We carry a complete line of By the Regal Dentists had known what a great and good man he was, | believe he'd have died |] Rubber Oll Clothing, Rub- sooner.” \} ber Footwear, Pacs, Arctics MeeM eats Rate ° ° o | Mocecas: Woolen Underwear PROSPECT of electing a senator from New York proportioned to|| Mackinaws, Mitts, Gloves Size of the state is not particularly brilliant. Are we living in aj] Blankets aud Kenwood Sleeping L T Sy of vigmies? Bags The Loose Tooth ° 0 Oo THAT Californian who came up smiling after being run over by 40 stampeding mules, needn't expect the championship belt until the ambu Jance men report on T. R. o © oO EVEN Judge Grosscup has rendered a decision people and against the street railways of Chicago. ‘when Grosscup is caught in the swirl. o 0 0 COREY resigns the presidency of Steel Trust and his salary of a million a year. While not particularly hankering for the job, we can necept the salary if nobody else wants it, o 0 oO NOW Australia is talking rallroad merger. Ah! in that democratic country? But hold on—it’s a merger of six state rallroads into a na tional system. And that’s different from our kind. ° © 0 PORTUGAL, unhappy, army unpaid, merchants murmuring, and @ Manuel looking for an invitation to go back—that is the latest he Lisbon. And here's hoping the republic pulls through. c We're going some > ° CAPTAIN ARCHIBALD ©. De G, Bult, the t's official valet du familie (which is bon tong French), received neither new corsets nor dress shields in his Christmas hose, any telegraphic dispatches to the contrary notwithstanding. 426° @ NATIONAL WOOL GROWERS’ ASSOCIATION declares that It doesn’t know why good clothes should cost so much. A fellow gets only 27 cents’ worth of wool in a $3.99 suit of clothes, and there’s a big rake-off for somebody, sure. 0 0 Oo IT was bound to come, the question of “Who Owns the Air?” It has been discussed by the American Economic Association without solu. tion. Suppose the courts will have to decide it in the end. Wouldn't it be awful if they should say that it’s unconstitutional to breathe? o 0 0 MADAME MAETERLINCK, wife of the Belgian poet and philos opher, refuses to talk to London reporters about herself, but talks by the hour about her husband, to whom she refers as a “priceless treas. ure.” Ladies, we commend to you the example of this wise and noble woman! re ae KU KLUX KLAN recently held a reunion at Memphis, wearing their old costume of white robes, tall white caps and masks. The reunion recalls an incident of reconstruction days now happily 36 years in the mat. And it suggests that the Ku Klux Kan is not ashamed of what did to protect the homes of the n those troublous times, whites THE LUSCIOUS JANUARY MELON King George’s corona | {n favor of the} THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE Preaching is Women’s Work as Well as Men’s, | STAR DUST Says Mrs. Parks, Seattle’s Woman Minister St, ee News Note: Mrs. William Park,| wife of the pastor, will occupy the | pulpit tonight at the Madison Street Methodist Episcopal! church Of th tred ar read s| wh he b new tem, tow pe ulized that Mrs. Park | the man ache f the ver | does not have made n ' k has « 1 have r n Sea and | ‘ nev t " he| Twent " nl Ye ald M Park y.| Th r 4 1 com long. Time pa ’ y “ ne WBy @ ve with inte was given a pee | Away at ared a fas ne at . the t with 1 w lea MRS, WILL Sold Everywher: bores 10¢. and 2) Powder Not in Any Milk Trus!) Insist on “HORLICK'S' | ‘Take « package home M Pa t. € ‘ | ad of - b eto rn vine a sory | Principal Philanthropists | During that followed . 10 The Smoker's Philosophy. | bee, See zones. toe and Donations for 19 a ett Never Married Couples. “Have you ever married anyone? Andrew $17,816,000 | | asked t John D. ler . 17,000,000 } | No, Park with a|| Isaac ¢ . + 10,00 ” laugh # have called || United + 8,000,000 | ing the absen Park with Mra, Russel i 00 | | thelr 1 written on|| David Rankin, Jr . | them away t be lege Murdock ” | Then Mrs. Park told how she was|| Mra. Mary Ha > Il wind the ca suddenly ca n to conduct her|| Charles Francis . 0 || good . first funeral service | Amanda , 100 An old m Park had nonyt . visited oft Ungering || Henry Curtisa oe | | {Uness. with the Thomas F ythe , tor of the|| | Mra, Edward Har ) « for a|| Dr. Thomas W. By 12 4 | Mra. Mary Hant | 1 ) | Henry Dexter 1 1} 4 BOSTON Inve Ryan 1,026,000 vat an ice harve said Mra | 1 ate a saw a Bible w | 1.0 | a fow t } 1 '| IN AUSTRALIA wood of the ficlently | 1 00 stringy bark” tree, a ies of service. | 1,000,000 || eucalyptus, has ted for 50 years More Women to Preach. | 1,00 as raliroad ties and fi than Mra. Park thinks the day ix com-| 40 years as wharf pilin ing when women will grace the pul ni | A dinner in honor of Rt. Rev t use Why not? We are traveling th eee eae AREA AEAA TT Rowe, bishop of Alaska. wil ma }same. way, hand in hand. W * * by the Men's Club of Tri . Jobserve and think and reason. Why # MARRYING PARSON DEAD * ish church Wednesday, at 6 Sullivan (astonished)— Is it pos shouldn't they Geliver their}# VANCOUVER, Wash, Jan *\p. m, in the crypt of the church, | slble yo t? message ? # 10.—Reyv. Angus McKenzie, 71, #| corner of Bighth ay. and Jam (warmly)—1 don't! 1} Mra. Park ta an energetic su ® known to fame as Va aver® *) Alaskans and res tv angels wear © takes an marrying p in dead. le © are cordially invited. did ye? | Ald society,'@ was the r iples & ——— ee = a Epworth leag choir, for-|# cloping nd o* eign mission, W , aad many |* Rey, McKenale tie the knot. & cian o hers SERRE ER Clear Brains / ~ EIN g ear Protect 4) FURNITURE co j}and good spirits come naturally | at rewstaine, Motels or Kleewhere | SECOND AVE BETWEEN PIKG & PINE |when the stomach is up to its " Get the = . ; . . |work, the liver and bowels active} Original enaGenuine || Test this Credit System—you'll find it thoroughly and the blood pure. Better con-| HORLIC K’S convenient, liberal and satisfactory to YOU. ditions always follow the use of| | ss 9 BEECHAMS MALTED MILK * * ; ave Imitationé The Food Drink for All Ages Ko,| Nich Milk, Malt Grats Rxtract, | The Rubber Store 714 First Ave. Oldest Alaska Outfitters TALKS ON TEETH enc sage Victim bec © loose causes cldent Pyor-| rhea (Riggs’ disease) or ise of lack, of support—vacancies 1n the) Ine. The last-named cause is the most} frequent The strain ts unequally divided, | and teeth that have no neight re | soon become loose in the socket, | the gums are irritated, and then out they come, We can stop all these loose-toeth Sear ipere cere Main 5089. Ind. 2880. may from } Phones: troubles by restoring all missing teeth by means of Our Method (teeth without plates.) = Those we put in will rival na ture’s teeth In looks and strength, | As one old gentleman, past the} three-score-and-ten post, told us aft-| we had restored his front teeth: | They are the best teeth in my| head I use them for the hard work.” TEETH SAVE YOUR TEETH All that the majority of dentists can recommend in such cases 18 & partial plate or a torturesome “bridge,” which won't stand. the strain and is not permanent Our patients come from all parts Ma-lof the country, and they ail testify | Sai|to the success and superiority of my office jon and. earn our work, | guaranteed, ‘To acco > > " | r first-olaas, work gwaranteed,| ‘To accomplish our work nothing | j Unk pm are to koto in the nature of surgery is required, REMEMBER, 1 am not Dr. J. Brown, We don't bore ¢ rut to the « but Dr. Edwin J. Brown, over LW. and we Seam Avian oo | Huter’s Jowelry Store, 718’ Kirst avenue, ant Bo Union’ bloke We Invite you to call at our of-| ings until 8, and Suadaye fice for a free consultation and for people who work. bad |amintaion of your mouth and let/ub, explain what we can do for you. REGAL DENTAL OFFICES, (1405 Third Av. N. W. Cor, Union Sti| woth “Star “Want” Ads Are Business Bringers 1AM PARK, have bi f a re r One of these useful Vacuum Cleaners will be given to every one purchasing goods to the amount of $50.00 or over. The money value of this machine is $9.00—its worth to you will be many times that. Yours absolutely FREE, Iron Beds ——HALF PRICE———. The purchase of a local jobber’s entire sample line at a substantial or results in this exceptional sale. Four typical values follow $16.50 Iron Beds ...$7.50 $ 9.50 Iron Beds ...$4.75 $ 8.50 Iron Beds .. $4.25 | $13.50 Iron Beds ...$6.00 Dining Sets SPECIALLY PRICED——— This unusual sale includes Flanders, Jacobean, Colonial, Mission and various other styles in high-grade Dining Sets. The following prices give an idea of the values available $301.00 Ten-Piece Flanders Set, special -. 8220.00 $242.50 Nine-Piece Early English Set, special ,. 8190.00 $196.50 Ten-piece Golden Waxed Set, special, ...$147.50 $204 Ten-piece Early English Set, special . -. $150 $180 Ten-piece Early English Set, special . .. $135 Seattle’s Popular Home-Furnishers MR. SKYGACK, FROM Saw MALE SEATED AT EXCEPTION © MARS FOMALE | EARTH-BEING DID TALKING, MALE EARTH AND PEMALE EAT-ALTAR EARTH - BE NGS BEING MAKING GRUNT-REPLY with FF TIME REQUIRED TO PLACE IN CHE W-CAVITY, MALE EARTH PATABLES BEING REMAI NED HIDDEN BEHIND LARGE PIECE OF PAPYRUS, PROBABLY On ACCOUNT | OF RETIRING DISPOSITION, } - Se ENDS MIS On $3 Wi affc COMMENCING And guaranteed we mean Main 1525, When buy tial, prices borrowed to deceive you, $7.00 and $8.00 Walk navy and posit and pay us as you get paid, on easy payments, Outfitting Co., 1332-34 Second Av. Singer Sewing Machine for $25.00 AT THE WHITE COMPANY’S MAIN STORE, RY FROM INDIGESTION OR A SICK, SOUR, GASSY STOMACH t you polsom odors, * cous Today’s Styles Today ary Sale | Offers You Exceptionally Strong Values x of us during this sale, d, substan- inflated 1 can be assured of genu not ne reduct 1-4 Off 1-4 Off On All Sweater Coats. All Taffeta Petticoats. and Black Br 50 hair Waists $1.98 or ing e Skirts, black, le 1 nt materials $4.95 Suits, Coats, Dresses, Ete REDUCED exe BEAR IN MIND OUR CREDIT PLAN Il relieve the situation if you cannot ord to pay cash—make a little de- Eastern —INC., Near Union St. Credit ‘Seattle's Reliable House.” TOMORROW, WE WILL SELL YOU A BRAND NEW to be the latest styles just what we say. Remember, when we say new Call and see for yourself, 1101 Third Ave., Corner Spring. Ind. 955. *