The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 27, 1910, Page 4

Member of United Press. Published Daily by The Star Publishing Co, Botered at Seattle, Wash, postottion as eecond-ciaas matter, THE CUP THAT IS CLEAN OUTSIDE BUT FULL OF EXTORTION AND EXCESS INSIDE John D, Rockefeller, the world’s richest man, haa just given to the University of Chicago $10,000,000. Andrew Carnegie has transferred to a board of trustees $10,000, 000 in 5 per cent first mortgage bonds, the revenue of which will be used “to hasten the abolition of International war” and establish a lasting world peace, In this connection it shouldbe remembered that the concern from which the pious founder of the University of Chicago de- rived the aforesaid $10,000,000 Is perhaps the moat tniquitous as well as the most powerful in the world, Also that there has never been peace, or anything distantly resembling peace, in the great stee! mills at Homestead, from which the smug donor of the peace fund derived his great fortune. With this passing reference to the manifold tniquities of the Standard Oll Co, and to the dreadfal annals of the Homestead mills, we go on to present the following comment on the benefac tions above mentioned, as passed years*ago, by a young carpenter of Nazareth, called Jesus, Yor unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites!” for ye de Your widows’ houses, and for a pretense make long prayers; there fore shall ye receive the greater damnation. “Woe unto you, seribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye pay tithes of mint, and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weight fer matters of law, judgment, merey and faith; these ought ye to have done, dnd not to leave the others undone, “Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat and swallow a camel! “Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess. “Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, Dut within are full of dead men’s bones and of all uncleanness, “Rven so ye also outwardly appear righteously unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity “Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers! the damnation of hell? WIDE-EYED, NOT WILD-EYED Once upon a time (and this is NOT a fairy tale) the wise pol- fticians waxed and grew fat in Oregon, as tn every other state of the Union, largely by gravely pointitg out that ft is Impossible for the people to vote intolligently on laws; that they needed a legislature advised by Xeen lawyers to do the deciding on the wisdom of meas ures, for them. Some places the wise politicians are stil! saying the same thing and still waxing and growing fatter thereby. In Oregon—well, in Oregon the people just recently got for themselves a law protecting the workingman, a real, effective, hu- mane employers’ lability law—a law giving justice for whom justice fs Intended—-for the many aa wel! as the few, ALL THIS, MIND YOU, WITHOUT THE AID OF A LEGISLATURE ADVISED BY KE LAWYERS. ASA MATTER OF FACT, OREGON HAD BEEN TRYING, BEFORE THIS, TO SQUEEZE JUST SUCH A LAW OUT OF ITS LEGISLATURE FOR FORTY YEARS Now, the Oregon folks didn’t kick up much of a fuss when they ‘went out and did for themselves what their legislatures wouldn't do. And when, before and after the law became law, the wise politicians and the trained legal minds of corporation lawyers, branded the Measure as dangerous, visionary, wild-eyed poppy-cock, and a lot of other things not so nice, the Oregon folks weren't a bit disturbed. There's a reason for that. It's this: Oregon voters had their eyes open. They saw exactly where they were going. They saw clearly that their new law was none of those things the trained lawyers sald of it-that it w: nd ia JUST GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED COMMON-SENSE VOICI COMMON-SENSE SENTIMENT FOR COMMON-SENSE JUSTICE, They were widecyed, not wild-eyed, those people of Oregon. And, best and broadest of all in their new employers’ liability law, is the demonstration of the tendency of the American voter (for Ore- on voters are just average) to move In the direction of common sense when the shackles preventing free movement (such shackles How can ye escape If You See a Man Walking Down the Street Bareheaded, Don't Kid Him or Sympa- thize With Him — He's Doing It on Purpose. Have you goné in for the “no! hat" fad yet? Most fads are ox pensive, but here is one that you can take up and still keep tobacco money in your clothes. How this hatiess fad can gain a foothold without producing a lot of sneeaing, wheestng, coughing followers |s somewhat of a mystery to most of ua who even catch cold from setting the milk jars out on the back stoop unless we take the precaution to protect the roof of our pilot house with some sort of covering Another pecullar feature about this fad is that a large percentage of the persons who go in for it are well enough fixed financlally to af ford a flock of new hata every morning should they care for them The ferry boat which leaves the Woat Seattle slip every morning about 9:80 carries along a passen: ger who stands on the front deck with hat In hand until the boat has | reached the Seattle side of the har bor, Through the coldest days of} winter, when the other passeng are crowding around the radiator! inside the boat, this gentleman calmly stands outside and lets the | breese blow through bis pompadour with evident relish, } Renton boasts of a no-hat faddist, | who walks to and from work cach | }day with never a thought of wear-| ing a hat. On Sunday, however, it fs said that this gentleman, just to} | show his townsmen that he owns a} hat, carries one In his hand | Another suburban town boasts of a bald-headed enthusiast who in spite of late demonstrations that “They can't come back,” still has high hopes of being able to coax his absent locks back to the fold by this treatment. Keut comes forward with a near no-hat faddist, who immediately upon purchasing.a new derby takes thought of wearing a shiny dome to start this new fad. Tt bas been hinted that many a man, who has been going down fn} his clothes for the price of a suit, shoes and overcoat, or after! purchasing a new fur hat for his wife, has been obliged to become a nohat faddist through necesnity THE STAR—TUESDAY, DECEMBER 27, 1910. there are great things to look for wi ors | Milliner's bills should the women get the habit; {which is feebly } foothold might | perhaps thi a WHEN THE HATLESS MAN PASSES THE HAT 6HOP, laundry bills), and about apring a ard to; think of the savings on/ shoe and stockingless fab might be- | come Inaugurated, Of course there ie a Timit, but in struggling for these high cost of living days we become gene an't help thinking that these no hat would be followed by | followers have taken a step in the fad (great saving on| right direction om ARE YOU WORTH MORE THAN $1.21? the noovercoat fad) ‘no collar That 1s, Measuring Your Value in Avolrdupols—Fat Girt Ie the Sweetest Because— The person ts indeed unfortunate who isn't worth his—or her—~ Wwelght in gold to some one. But when tt comes to real market story, Most of us would be worth just about 30 cents if we went into the open market Some scientist has figured tt out, and this is an itemized inven- tory of the value of the average human body and its component parte: value-—well, that is another ft home and cuts a piece out of the} Water, nine gallons .. ‘ 00 top of it as large as a stiver dollar.) Carbon enough for 8,500 pencils 9 Small ie the suburban town Phosphorus enough for 660 mate +80 which cannot boast (or make fun} One small bar of soap . +06 of} several of these faddists. The Bix ounces of «alt . OL fact that the Indians never wore a A small pinch of soda 1 hat, and that you never saw 4 bald One pound and a half of sugar . +09 headed Indian, probably caused] Six pounds of candles . 25 some person who dreaded the 15 cuble feet of gas . 01 Total value ....... * - $1.21 It might be sald that the amount of sugar does not depend either upon sex or complexion, but simply on the amount of fat. The fat | irl le the sweetest. Take the word of science for it. es ae wrewts see ee THOUGH nearly 2,000 years old,|_ EXPERIMENTS show that man [Why Wear Hats? The Indian Didn’t, and Didn’t Get Bald Either, Say Defen ders of New Fad gains bis maxim | recently discovered Roman mir im strength at 31 Parcels Post. Rah for Harvard! Rah for Yale! I went to college through the mall. Corre! Corre! Correspondence! sior, and sawdust! Never again will you see the name of John D, Rockefeller in the paper. A reporter asked him if he belleved in Santa Cla “1 have fully made up my mind,” he sald, “never again to make a statement for the press.” When he got over being sore he added, “God. bless you.". BUT, does he believe in Santa Claus? ent & shaving Has any gentleman pri tonic that will keep a brush from getting bald? Judge Jones of Kansas City says women have a right to smoke clgareta at home, But has dad's pipe any rights in the parlor? up. io longer will he have to| slouch along the street with his socks hanging over his shoetopa. The decoration of the Order of the Garter bas been conferred on him. Iway, O Iway! Cummins, erstwhile progressive, pins a rose on Taft for harmony’s sake; Senator Lafe Young, also of lowa, vainly tries to kick the stuffing out of insurgency and Billy Sunday is in lowa preach ing on bell! Efforts are being made to pro vide for the free use of radium for medicinal purposes by persons un able to pay for treatment. Taft defended the tariff at Wt |nona. Wino lost 1,000 in popula t cording to the last census, Things are divided pretty near ly equal in this world. The homell- jext fellers usually have the most | money, Bach « touchiness! Yale univer- nity ie sending out a catalog of all Nving graduates to the newspapers. Keep it.” says Yale, “and consult it before charging the untversity with being the alma mater of so-| called graduates who are accused of divers and sundry crimes and misdemeanors!” Taft's name is in it Earl of Minto is going to spruce! | etone By Mail, out of city—20 cents for one month, 6p cents for two months, 15 cents for three months, Twenty-five cents per month when subscription tp for three months or more ‘DIANA’S DIARY — Mins Dillpickies Goes to Hunt Up a Neglected Relative and Incidental. ly to Have a Corking Good Time BY FRED SCHAEFER ~ “WDD py) fuetury SHUT “Maybe she'll take us to Europ e,” and “wonder if she organ in the music room?” This was our line of chatter, nL jfamily silver and s butler to We're on our ay to Aunt away nights. acing Blanche Chippendale’s, Carrye Car-| “Maybe she'll take us to Burope* acul and me, all rigged up in our |and “Wonder if she has « pipe on giaddest scenery, We have to be gan‘in the music room?” wag ready and fit, you know, for the |our line of chatter, Caress merry social whirl. I do feel a little hopes Aunt Blanche sets a has a pipe guilty about ringing in Carrye un-|table and serves meat with Bar lp. asked, but where folks havé a big | Duc house and lots of scads it's a case) “Gee,” I sald, “IT hope so, too, of “the more the merrier.” And /ain't tasted any kind of duck Carrye can steer me through the/as a kid I went toa Salvation Army high toned part of anything that | Christmas dinner.” 4 takes place on the visit, picturing to ourselves mansion with Venetian | but I haven't time just now, blinds, as you might expect one of pulling into Chicago, the quality to have, and lots of old | (Continued.) a = hy. stenographers and several report- NEW YORK, Dec. 26.—There are We are| Some other time I'm going tome a brown | Carrye what she was act : = Bheweatme es. Seems emeee eaten ese awe, ~ ty | |five ways, at least, of announcing /ers into another room. There Emil 3 8s corporation-ruled legislatures and corporation-bossed “trained legal | This coming fad has its ad-| tor, made by attaching Jed foll te) DEPLOMACY {a @ polite way of| | people who eall on guests at New| Kunali, a court clerk, sat at a table minds") are shaken off. NE ee ee oe coe | Woking glide . doing up the other fellow, | York hotels. with his 2ither. 3 There's a whole lot of difference between “wildeyed poppy- | *4vantages. On the disadvantag | A few old fashioned houses still} For an hour and a balt Kunal - | end is the fact that the faddist cock” and wide-eyed common sense. true definition of political progre And it is the latter that is the A NEWSITORIAL mest learn to ignore the “Ain't you got no hat, Mister?” from passing | | ful glance of the cloak room man at the club, him of a rightful thp. eh kids and bear up under the disdatn-| ts caused by kissing. But, as Homer eh who thinks that the/ root of all discases, give us pleaty only idea of such a fad is to deprive | of the root.” “Was there any hitch in the wed ding ceremony?’ “Be funny If there hada't been, wouldn't i?” SAFETY Director Small of Cin-| nnatl, says a fourth of all disease joquently said, “If kisses are the Another Great Victory for the People. One more new religton. Antoine, | send a bell boy up with a card. In | others the card ts handed to a tele- | | It was beautiful music—the musie phone girl, who announces the/of the masters, rendered a mae name over the telephone. Many|tér. Mozart, Wagner, hotels have pneumatic tubes, in| Mendelssohn, Mascagni, which the cards are shot up to sta-| Grieg were all on Kunzll’s tions on the different floors, and| So fascinating was his Tea carried to the rooms from there./the Schubert serenade that Mage RALEIGH, N. C., Dec. 27.—In the trial of the Standard Oi! Co. On the advantage side oil poo COMMISSION of the big German | Belgian miner, has 200,000 converts! ae Then there is the telautograph, an|trate House got him to repeat % for violation of the state anti-trust law by cutting prices so as to | Walk down town on any winds = states has adopted standard myftoma | to his healing oult, and they want|SKINNEY A, NOUGH, THE Vit-|instrument by which the clerk| three times. i a drive out.its competitor, the company’s attorney said that the 7% | Without having to chase j over ale mnorthand * -'to bulld churches. LAGE CUTAWAY. writes the caller's name on a con-| House had heard Kunal play be cents-per-gallon which Standard sold at gave the company a hand- some profit. ee eg CLEVELAND, O., Dec. 27.--The Standard Oil Co. has threaten- ed the city that unless its subsidiary gas concern is given permis- ee nounced by telephone directly from | for Theodore Thomas?” Me sion to raise the price of gas, it will cut off the supply and take its | pocket to wg hippie erp | \MERICAN sewing machine com-| the desk. “Yes,” pnswered the wae gas to Baltimore. you can go pany has opened eight schools tn eit rie NEW YORK, Dec. 27—John D. Rockefeller has just drawn his quarterly dividend of $2,500,000, which brings the total amount of dividends drawn by him since 1882 from bis Standard Oil stock to $180,000,000. Comment is entirely superfiuous, and an unwarranted presump- tion that the reader cagnot add two and two and obtain the sum of ory lid into the gutter ] fence, Also you can pass all the| ladies “of your acquaintance on 4 cold day without being obliged to |remove your hand from a warm lfork your rations in enjoyment without finding {t necessary to twist your neck out of joint every few moments to see ff you still own the topper which you left on the nail back of you when you came in. | Should this fad become general ae a ee -—SUBSCRIBE FOR— THE SEATTLE DAILY STAR Delivered At Your Home To show my appreciation of the fair and square policy of the Seattle Daily Star, I herewith subscribe to The Star for a period | “! THINK—or I think I think,” he began. Realising that he only thought he thought, he faded away, ory. Another Victory for the People. }tee assures the public that Lorl- } | China at which natives are taught| mind, who does to embroider with silk by machin-| hotels, has figured out that the traption at the desk, and {t is sim-/ fore. ultaneously written at the station | juhed he said to the m a on the proper floor and announced. / “Mr. Kunall, are you to Lastly, the name is sometimes an-|the Kunzli who played sither sole 4 A man of an inquiring turn of | player. much calling at) “He was a master, the judge. “No ma average time a bell boy takes is from 10 to 16 minutes, the pneu-| pid you know him?” matic tube service about seven) three to five minutes, the telauto- or “Well, well!” gasped the —— oe om j| mer did not secure his election by| graph two or three minutes, and ed magistrate. “No : four. of one month and thereafter until ordered stopped, to be deliver | bribery. the direct desk telephone 30 to 45 coun ome holds us No antl ed to the following address at the rate of 25c per month, j — seconds. We thank you again for giving wt woop! water pipe, ranging/ this treat.” NAUGHTY TO SNOOP AROUND RAILROADS Some of the rallroads are deploring the demoralization which they cialm follows in the wake of interstate commerce commission juspeetors who go over the roads looking for violations-of the safety appliance laws and little things like that If seems that the men get to thinking that the ian't so much of a czar after all And it hurts the feelings of the purchasing agent who has often raflroad boss to go out and buy some new safety device after each visit of the | teeth without the aid of plates “nosey” inspectors. |The old-time methods are always |very unsatisfactory. at best, not By THE REGAL DENTISTS | A BOON TO HUMANITY. One of the greatest feats has ever been performed tn ltistry is the replacing of mi that den. | lonly because of the great pain and NAME aas:asie:n sr: measore tion 1:0 mceeierenseaiosmebinentibmetsiee STR Cut out and mall to The Seattle Star, Seattle, Wash, 7 tye tee from three to twelve feet in dia meter, js used by several interior towns in Australia. | Recess was called at midnight in the men's night court. Magistrate Dance at Dresmiand tonight House invited warden, clerks, annoyance they caused, but be OBSERVATIONS cause of the fact, also, that they were the constant source of other - - . troubles and diseases Tt ia a well DO your New Year drinking early |known fact that plates to which te |false teeth are fastened are ex DID you forget to remove ihe price-tag from the present you | tremely cumbersome and uncom Diagonally Aorose sent her? |fortable; that they interfere with From Meare Theatre o o Ff |apeech, respiration and the normal THEY painted Lorimer so white that there's ground to believe |fiow of saliva, the latter of which that the senate was trying to rig up a dandy Santa Claus, brings on dyspepsia and other o ° ° pa ders snag yi yi |stomach troubles of nore or len SUSANNAH MOORE, poor old Frisco street beggar, ee mee ee ee when she died. Yes, the anne and claimants are alr | Now, do y think that ft fs any Our Rent Rent South of Pike 9 ° ° | a x federal supervision of railways. What's been fixed up on us, any- | ireanu of which eee bes way perfectly without resorting to those r 6 ° ° os will come off in China, under the But it won’t help the American red-headed girl to get NEARLY 200,000,000 4 new edict {nto style ° ° ° LOS ANGELES man arrested for bigamy says it's due to “brain old, barbarous methods, a ied as benefactors to mankind? In many instances the doctors have | replaced the full set of teeth where |there were only two remaining on Our First Clearance Sale $15.00 Wool for $7.77 Dresses Factory Piano Store GEO. P. BENT CO. Seattle, 1421 Third Av. near Pike Str Sherwin-Williams Paint And Varnishes. (Not Cheap but Best) | Star Paint & Wall Paper Co., | 1421.23 Fourth Av. | The Waldorf $2.50 Show MEN’S SHOE STORE 805 First Ave. torms.” ‘That dear Lucky Baldwin must have suffered fron nt [each Jaw, and giving the patient a ~ Sol idg. fay old brain cyclone Must have suffered from regu |set of sound, perfect, natural-ap TRIMMED HATS Factory, Chicago, I, a ise gt |pearing teeth, all in such skillful $12.00 Hats Reduced to $3.00 -— DIAMOND worth $5,000 stolen from or Hill of the Denver Re manner that no one was able to tell $11.00 Hats Reduced to $2.50 , |which teeth were natural and ublican, has been recovered. Oh, to be an editor with diamonds in. ‘ ” eS’ FLEECE 7 z z i TT arproot cd at aden to worry about! orw monds im | which wore artificial LADIES FLERCE-LINED UNDERWEAR Bush & Lane Pianos SEATTLE AGENCY and Woman, Waterprest “ * We have a corps of dentists here 24¢ © Garment. “from Factory to Home" * . our factory PULLMAN upper berth p % are to get a 20 per cent advan- Redes = bs the gentle art of ibe Corsets, 49¢ ° R. &G. CORSETS ; Raj t Co. tage in rate Doesn't cheer Never could undre Swine ¢ | painlessness. art you Not a oe sh Go year Kaincoa Se Goud wtedeGuir icnees n our reonth ad un Ing On Iparticle. ‘They know better. We We Pay Your Street Car Fare ush é jane Pinto Yo. LONDON’S , et fecent dh aire gy |give ® written guarantee with all On All Purchases Over $2.00 G Scien ae LORD DECIES } on M 1, and society | ¥°F MAIL ORDERS PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO | bi ig “a ag | 1111 Second Av. ders of two countr t ¢ 6 meee | . sent ue 7 Tiga ary isk t to got Es eeeat DENTAL OFFICES, “GOOD GOODS CHEAPER” o o oO | 05 Third Av N. W Cor. Untor ——— ee a ~ TAFT'S to have “a cabinet ‘ f newspaper men ever : ine lon ® Tuesday afternoon, Let's see! Didn't William go into that Job | ~The eiuten Kalnenping 8 icy 1 Py asia! W. L.. DOUGLAS swearing he wouldn't read the new sb ta “— The Sanitary Wall Coating sonn 4 KRLLY PACKARD SHOES Se . : DAHLIM @ BARRY, INC., t P * DANZ SHOE CO, re eS emns in the atre vo that the thou “The Paint & Wall Papor Store.” Be, » Yosler s of poor could hear her divine voice Vhat nobler use of a i 1908 Second Avenue. 1805 First Ave, great gift than to brighten the lives of those who cannot buy bright ° si ness! “ ‘ In Fi f orage Warelous ture NOB, unke ata. ce ae 119 Yesler., bit hy ag mno8, trunks, ot PROF. ROSIG of the St. Petersburg Institute of ‘Technology an i ‘ wat 410} nounces that he has discovered an electroscopele apparatus by whic H Raat 414; Coder 414 ; . ; a person can thr push walls and other solid pis, sad +—nort oe “4 ome of ‘the Femgius Whaa ‘you buy: Maton: Goods advertised hers oentgen ray eye, as it were in your office, you mn a i s f home and know what your wite n your offi ot can S00 W. L. Douglas Shoes . ae = ally Advertised Goods you ni Biles have a standard national Ht! come to think of 14 sitting at home, she saseoge’ weut nnfound uy or teal Astate. usiness Chances, Ses get reputable goods. Sa... glad saaient © at the office. Opposite Seattle Hotel ing. Machine is magne | Classified Pare Talking Machines played, and not a man went out ~ When the program was fim — ae fp the zither as he did in this , “Very well,” replied the cle, % ~ | Senate investigating subcommit-| minutes, the telephone girl method/am that Kunzli.”