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THE STAR SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 1910. Press. Published Publishing Co. United The Star Member of Daily by > Why Should the Judiciary Rule? The Cave Gentlemen of Muggletigump Invented | purposes for mg the most important which the Con- of the United States was ordained and established, | “insure domestic tranquility, pro-| Btitution were to “ establish justice, ur note the general welfare,” and “secure the blessings of liberty.” | They Speak a Strange, Gutteral The nice, oldtime plantation owners, lawyers and farmers who got together over 100 years ago and promulgated the na tional aims were verbose, since it is evident that the “establish-| ment of justice? would carry with it all the other things quoted above as the desirables Executive and legislative branches were necessary, but a} century's experience has shown that what those oldtime states men really accomplished was to relegate justice, with all the opportunities and consequences contained in justice, to a third department, absolutely. In short, as the sequel shows, they turned over the government to the judicial branch—-the United States supreme court They took from the legislative and executive branches all final prerogatives in the f establishing justice, insur ing domestic tranquility, promot the general welfare and} securing the blessings of liberty They so arranged matters atters that the finalities could be} pisurped and held by the judicial branch as against both the | have ‘other branche They that the nation a hence had little conception of the possible domination of prop erty over men. We know a whole lot today about where the judicial branch tands in respect of issues between money and men, In these | ues are involved justice, tranquility, the general welfare and) liberty. We can, without the usual bloody governmental fundaments when we have definitely located the| governmental weaknesses. - If we are vainly struggling for justice, liberty and the gen ecome ragged, fraz It for an agricultural nation, They could not see would be so tremendously manufactural, and business, change our] eral welfare under a constitution that has gled, punctured ahd too weak to meet modern conditions and} Yendencies, we can and ought to cha it. The only thing gacred about a constitution is its efficiency in ordaining and establishing justice, liberty and the general welfare, It is surely foolish to be injuriously dominated by an institution merely be-| Rause of its old age. Why let the judicial branch of government run both the Others? An Awkward Question A congreasional committee is considering what shall done with the various commercial enterprises organized and conducted by the government in the Panama canal sone. You see, we had to go Into business down there—had to open | stores, run hotels, and do various other things essential to the exist ence of a large population engaged In canal building Now, we have ma big success of it. The stores, our hotels, our family residences, and our in the capacity of landlord, proprietor and manager. But the canal wil! be finished one of these days. What ts to be ¢ome of our assortment of commercial enterprises on the Isthmus? Of course we might simply keep on doing business at the old stand, but then the question would arise If Uncle Sam can do business at Panama why can’t he do business in the United States? And THAT question would be awkward. “In Barbarous Mexico” be people like our rvices generally They are insurging. They are hungry and athirst for a repub- lictin. republic with a democratic democrat at its head They, were expected to keep quiet while Diaz lived, but Diaz was Rot expected to live so long. OBSERVATIONS SEEMS to be the “innocent spectator” who is getting the day- lights shot out of him In Mexico very largely. ee aS FOOTBALL has killed 22 promising young men up to date this season. But receipts at the gates have been unprecedented. ee oe DOCTORS should fit on women’s corsets, says a Chicago doctor, Let ‘er go! It doesn’t make a cent’s worth of difference to us. ey oe OH, DEAR! Those rotten exe lady fingers and sponge cake were all we'd gotten out of society functions im years and years! £6 BODY of rich ore found through golden gravel in crops of chickens at Seward, Neb. Now, will you go to raising chickens? + 8 invaded by American breakfast foods, says That Mexican racket isn't an emeute; it's MEXICO is bein a news item. Whew! &@ revolution! oe ee. ¢ IT’S SAFE to predict that a milk famine at Washington will not seriously interfere with the democratic house appearing on time to be sworn in. a oat JUDGING by the case of Ingrowing ennul (ongwee) now pos sessed by that professional snake killer, Mr. Dick Ballinger, this is the closed season on snakes. eS LOWER duties on United States agricultural implementa mean that the Canadian farmer can better compete with the United States farmer. Let's watch what Taft gets in a trade like that. é. Cy TOLSTO!S last words were: “Many millions in the world are suffering; why are you concerned about me?” Archie Huntington has paid $50,000 for a collection of postage stamps. We put these two news items together to show the difference between men. SPORTSMAN VERY TIME a man wants to get away, from all connection with the busy world the telephone is an important helper. The Local Service is useful i at home, and the Long-Distance System helps him to decide where take. By means of his Bell T ranging his affairs Service of the Bell lat to to go and w lephone he can find out whether the fish are biting or the birds are flying, and whether guides or horse in be secured After he has been out awhile, if he wants to get word from the city, the nearest Bell a friend in need. The Pacific Telephone and Telegraph Co, Every Beil Telephone is the Center of the Bystem, phone is Business Bringers. Star classified ads. sell real estate, etc. Buy or ja new diversion | excitement | mastadons was palling, and Meard You see, the cave men didn't any regular, everyday lan | guage; they just made nolves lke your own fox terrier Fido. | Mugeletigump be progress | | ive. The folks began wearing a bit of woven cloth where once tanned |akin (antmal skin, y’ understand) | | big club. It, and Our Very Best Citizens Are Still at It Language and Try to Swipe Their Neighbors With Clubs, Taking a Sip of Tea From the Caddy Between Gasps. BY JOHN COPLEY In the year 700 B. , on a high, windswept plateau in Central) Mugeletigump, a cave gentioman} who found time hangt eavily | upon his hands, cast about him for| His stable of din woody, The ninety foot fosaurii was getting of chaai baiting was too tame for aught but children. So this good citizen of Mugglett gump invented a new game The cave gentleman who invent-| ed this game called it guff! Years rolled on; yea, centuries and eons passed awiftly by had sufficed But that prime game of guff re mained, The idea was round rock all over to chase the a nice] lot with a It you hit @ fellow player with| the rock {t counted one, and if you! hit him with the club it counted two. After a while they ¢ of Musk it Scotland. The guff remainet! pped the tigump and called noble game of Surely you've he of a tea True, they spelled It golf after! caddy? (toohoo!) P they acquired a language. But), tan, slender lady, flowerdlike,| they shout it te still pronounced guft voice . followed in the puffing, gasping If you don’t believe It, you should gont's wake. She also took tea have been with us out at the links| Fonts wake ii) is of the ttle Guff and Country | °™ d Club this morning Guff will always be a great game A stoutiah party was playing. |The Seattle guff contingent com He wore a red knitted coat, very| prises three hundred or so of our! brief pantaloons and high stock.| Yery nobbiest citizens, They speak ings. He got around the links half) ® #tran language way while we watebed thoy have direct from the old folks } ¢, gutteral hat taking a bit of hot tea from the caddy between | of Muggletigump. | gasps. | It has to do with clecks, brassies,} at THE SECRET OF HIS BOAST. | “And you assert that you can lick your weight in wild-cate? “Yep, that’s what | can—if they're weighed on sugar - trust scales.” } ee ee = eases |] ! ‘| GETTING AN EDUCATION, | “ ” AN EC | BABY AS A “LIFTER “Has your son learned much! oetectives Clear Up a Thrilling e he went to college?” asked Five and Ten Cent Store | new minister. “Naw,” replied Farmer Oatcake, Mystery. | “but I bev, by hen!” | MUNCIE, Ind, Nov. 26,-—-Sher ; lock Holmes tn his career never) had a more “elusive” criminal to A FAMILIAR PHRASE. = jdeal with than the sheriff of this | county bad until he finally cap tured a 3-yearold shoplifter, after |many merchants had reported) losses | A wateh wat set and finally a fashionablydressed woman was) | seen to enter a S.and-10-cent store land place her 3-yearoli daughter jon the counter, The child from |“force of habit” began picking up| | ttle trinkets, When the daughter obtained the desired plece, the mother walked out, carrying the | child in her arma. If the daughter | Was seen “playing” with the jew jelry, the mother would profusely | apologize and say, “I didn't know she was doing that, Babies will | play with everything they get their hands on.” | Now that the mystery is ex \ plained, the detectives have thrown aside their wige and their dis-| gulses and are waiting for some | | thing else to unravel | A Coming-Out Party.” Neal Drink Cure News “Nothing Like It Since the Rais- ing of Lazarus,”’ Declares Rev. Father Nugent of Des Moines Rev. J. F. Nugent, pastor of the|tract bond ts signed with each pa Church of Visitation, of Des Moines, | tient lowa, speaking of the wonderful cure of a friend who took the Neal L wouldn't take 000 and go treatment for the drink habit, says: | hack where I was three woeks ago.’ There has been nothing Ike It! go says an Everett accountant who since the raising of Lazarus, You|was rescued through the Neal doing @ grand, good work. The|troatment al cure is a great benefit to hu manity | The Neal medicine ts a pertedgt An Aberdeen, Wash., man who|*atidote for | alcoholte caning, recently took the cure in the Seattle | ‘M6 cause of Nquor cravin be eal Institute, declare “T am|0tisinated by a physician and 19 ag feeling fine. Have no desire what-| ™niste — he ' agg fog dis th ever to go back to drinking. Water| [D108 all desire or appetite 1 d enough for me.” This man|°"" ] had been a slave to intoxicants for years. For copy of contract bond and uf} —_— Information, including reference There is no publicity whatever| 4nd testimonials, address The Ne@t! in taking the Neal cure, The strict-| Institute, KE. Howell and 16th A¥a, est privacy {s assured in the mod-| Seattle i| ern Seattle Sanitartum. Phones: Hast 4381; Ind., Cddap| A cure {8 guaranteed in three|431, All correspondence mailed | days, or treatment is free. A con-| plain, sealed envelope | each | fore ttere and #0 on. When they get real wrought at the top « up their and try to swipe the persan nearest them with a gaff that has |* spike or something like that on the end of it And they have little white balls But the balls have nothing to do with the game. I believe Yep, this guff is certainly a! ty game. If ft wasn't, our ading citizens wouldn't go in for it, would they? And think of all the money that John D. Rockefeller | and Andy Carnegie have made play-| ing «uff, Carnegie ts really the t player, because he will go bare-legged. Job D. draw # the line bald-headed, they tell me Tha Any nowadays you can so of there, wtrthte cause the tea-caddy ts alwayn in the we could have other t goes bright, th «mashing and They gf distanc run to differe ow th extr sunny # ead aff ¢ whac don’t Ke co very o had then. usiasts at going at folks emes fternoon dozen or| out} king at] t within fen be | way, It would scarcely do to put the tea-caddy out of comish. He's only a hireling, anyway | ‘Thank the cave men for guff, if }you wili. I would much rather! they had stuck to riding the din | losaurt: and hunting the mutter} ing mastadon. Thing of what sport jshe went out. | able THE “STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE # STAR DUST Poets of America organizing. Not for higher wages, of course Just for wa, Republican party says tt ts not responsible for the cost of living And certainly not for the joy of living. Are You Well Informed? If so, maybe you can answer these questions. How wide is the street you live on? What ts plum duff? After whom was Pike's peak named? How much stone? What fs a blanket mortgage? is a porch of Dr. Cook says he'll prove it. He will have to go all the way back to Mt. McKinley to start his prov ing. “Killed, 3,804; injured, 82,374." No! no! not Not a reminiscence of the battle of Gettysburg—only the vietims of the railroads in the last year, In El Paso they are bullding port concrete houses warranted to defy the weather, earthquakes and women attempting to drive tenpen ny nails Into the wall to hang an art calendar, The bush repairs To his ol4 fob of collecting fares Thus from his eminence he falls, And from his glory swerves All summer he was curving balla While now he's bawling curves “THEN IT HAPPENED” league pitcher now There is an unwritten adage that any lock is safe as long as the key isn’t in it This adage ts unwritten becauke nobody is chump enough to waste ink on ft But the women believe in ft, all the same Mra, Gadabout-Gayley always put the key under the door mat when Nobody could see it And we could have lett thie guff) there game to the leading citizens, as we do no mid winks, we you Seattle Woolen Company Make the Following Announcement On account of the settlement of the estate of the late Senior Member of the firm, the executors have decided to place on sale Monday, November 28th, the entire wholesale stock of White and Colored Blankets at a great reduction in price from their real value. Sale will continue until the entire lot is sold. SS ever play . Anastasia? $10.00 White ing; 12-4 size; a DICE vccccee 0 White One @ he left her diamonds on By Mall, out of elty—1 month, 2 Wash., Beattie, Postoffice MIKE—THEY LOVE HIM sO year, $2; 6 month FOR THE Love OF MIKE, HUSTLE THIS JUNK OUT tt Take stomach digestion, Dyspepsia, Catarrh of the Stomach; it doesn’t] take your stomach trouble | your outof-order of maybe you call it In | Gastritis or sour, | matter. t with you to your pharmacist and ask him to open a 50-cent case lof Pape’s Diapepsin and let you eat one 22-grain Triangule and see if within five minutes there is left any trace of your former misery The correct name for your trou is Food Fermentation—food souring; the digestive organs be come weak, there is lack of gastric | juice; your food is only half digest ed, and you become affected with ‘loss of appetite, pressure and full-| | ness after eating, vomiting, nausea, | |heartburn, griping in bowels, ten-| derness in the pit of stomach, bad taste in mouth, constipation, pain| j | NEVER ANY INDIGESTION, DYSPEPSIA OR SICK, GASSY, UPSET STOMACH in limbs, sleeplessness, belching of gas, billousness, sick nervousness, dizziness or many oth er similar symptoms, If your appetite ts fickle sng’ nothing tempts you, or you belch gas, or if you feel bloated after ext- ing, or your food Mew lke « lusap of lead on your s you can make up your mind that st the bot tom of all this there is “but one cause—fermentatjon of food. Prove to yourself ip five minutes that your stomach Is as good as any; that there is sot wrong. Stop this it and begin eating what you with: out fear of discomfort oF imisery, —° Almost instant relief is for you. It is merely a matter af how soon you take @ litte Diapep sin ‘ Business Bringers. S |the dresser and went out and put We append a few of the numbers, showing All Lam bes All La filling; same quality as tuddle-de- | the key under the door mat, (THE END) sell real estate, etc. BLANKET SALLE Buy early, while the selection is good. bs’ Wool, both warp and fill- Blanket. Sale oo. 87.35 autiful, fleecy mbs’ Wool, both warp and the 12-4 Blanket; 11-4 size. tinsctzcscacuve ... 86.2 1,000 Pairs to selec the great reduction in prices: $8.00 12-44 White Wool Filli good for 20 years’ wear, Sale $7.00 11-4. Sale price ...... $6.00 10-4, Sale price ...... $5.75 11-4 White Col cotton mixed; so near all nial, the difference. Sale price $5.00 10-4, same"as above. S: 0 10-4 White Mixed pend on every day in the year Blar cor classified ada. Buy@ t from. - ng, fine cotton warp; vee 5.75 p price ... wool and long staple you can not notice $2.95 ale price . iket; one you can de Sale price ..$2.35 7 v BS 2 4 f SOR Uhbe-ws.. 00-70? - Bevantue = 8 FF SeeES Eee, FES TEF eres BPZP2 08 BFF 77 5

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