The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 17, 1910, Page 4

. * 4 # THE STAR—THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1910, of Unlted Pree pnt @® = THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE §— © satin wun tetioes un a Mike Kavanagh Tried to Put Over a Mere STAR DUST FROM DIANA’S DIARY Banner Lead ‘ieeeitaneinnsenecst — °. Miss Dilipickles Becomes a Bird-Lady and Tries for a Big Pri; Bie AR Sg Rg Bi-Plane Yarn When Texas Herself Was the Story) osm wise save: oy the Nain C say Corn Som” PM Ong if you are so old that you have forgotten about Banner Lead, “Before ye hitch yer wagon to a BY FRED SCHAEFER i explain ft so you will Know ees « Ps me a L will be the Leader, You will be the followors at first. Let's |The Secret of Musical Comedy Star's Life Is This: She Is Member Daily le Ian't Every Chorus Girl Who| Stevesas “Ue (" wheele are Rises From Twenty Per to 4 We have all taken off our shoes, because I am going to do some Happily Married to a News- the Star Dressing Room in Anything remarkable ever hap hing that’s hard to do wen a fellow’s barefoot Sg re . " " q pen in your village?” a vow place where there are a lot of boards with nafls paper Cartoonist—What Do Three or Four Short Seasons} "4.54 Why, only yesterday a You Know About That? HY JOHN COPLEY —Texas Did. chap rode up that hill there on a tick! out of them . ow Tain — Dieyele and has not been seen Now | am walking on the nails and my feet are bare and the nails stick In and it hurts, but you have to follow the Leader A very, very sw Kontle: Texan went along to Denver | since Next you are the one to go ahead and do something flercer fit woars clothe og @ small girl and = met her R What happened to : ) who wer late. him?" and braver than I did. llike one of those . chaps 7 “ Ive walked on hot trons In a blacksmith shop with only my | 1h6 oe ov thaw oops Bie See She married a newspaper car Oh, ypone he rode down the stockings on—because the Leader did ft. And I have caught on p toonist. other side of the bill jand who rejoices in the fine old } Bourbon name of Mike Kavanaugh, has, for the nonce, veen folled, You readera who are not person ally acquainted with newspaper Argentina sows winter oate In cartoonists may not understand! August and harvests them in De- on, editor because IT think that men trolley car steps for the same fr And I am sending this to th and women play I r Lead, too, To appreciate thia foiling you J Sati” 8 why I shudder as { write this fell tt a Frenchman re art ey yg gs alrahip, @ must understand that the Kava fate that Texas fell for. cember. merican tries to cross the Atlantic in an 3 ? pa Mas tei ting teaneaen' Ss te : - Amer amine gives a reception, Willle Jones’ mamma tries to wren ietae ail baw copii Tho scene changes 4 the imnanay | the United The Cartoonists’ Union went on| states were divided equally strike or something like that, and) among all the people, everyone Toxaa and her cartoonist husband | would have $35.01, went to that erool metropolla--New pa York. “I have discovered a great labor "Twas there, just four years a£0,| saving device.” that Texas Guinan weat into the! “What te qt?” chorus at $20 per, but she didn’t) “I'm going to marry Miss Bullion, tarry long with the spearcarrying | the heiress.” Amazons; not for Texas. -~ She showed her stellar abilities tn Seattle lant year in “The Gay| ,,Memean raliroade use Amer. Musician,” and even a doublodyed pr ARS Minsourt would be convinced by her Al performance at the Moore|_ He blushed a fiery red, her heart this week went pita pat; she gently hung her ve a bigger one. at the Moore the * If Mr. Davis buys a plano, Mr, Adams buys an automobile, Mwai cenek” Mas aptel even if he has to mortgage his house to do so. logteal and other highly tapestried If Mra. Scully gets a sealskin coat, Mrs. Russell buys one caine Geer. tie ‘Gatsaction “ae ade o! ussian sable, which costs more, my mamma says. . Sal . att Tae 008 like the little folks and the big folks are all p dersoatya Sreree al hes ny playing Wanner Lead, only the big folks don’t call it that; they call {delirious joy upon making my a , only thi quaintance, and urged me to use it “keeping up appearances. ° some nifty material that had to do BENTH OE METS with the alr flight made by Mins Th T 1 T n Texas Guinan, the bright little e ilaxiess tow twinkling star of “The Kisaing Girl.” along with Bud Mars at Shoepshead a few weeks ago. All this would have been very nice, since there have been very There is a little town in Sweden by the name of Orson, Orson Remember that name. For Orson is one of the greatest towns In the world j . can ledie . head and looked dow the mat " rae } don, or New York, or Bag [few Amertean ladies on these And why me, you ask, for the 4 loo! owa on the ma pesBpecin ne Sank = mus creek op veal somothing that none |cUrsions through the upper stratas ola Niner deatien Clad? He trembled in his spech; he rove dad, or perhaps Oshkosh. ities of the world has ever done. of the ether zones. Did I forget to speak of that,|rom where he . and shouted aa o0-calot duel all Joost taxes—suocessfully and honestly. But Mr. Kavanaugh’s well-latd above all things, Anastasia? "| with @ screech, “You're sitting on TBO! e ns bs x plans suffered a regular Darius Jery my hat!” The Orson railway is free to every citizen of the town Greenlike aus F g Whee Ter The telephone service ts free. Schools and Hbraries cost the citizens absolutely nothing All because, a generation or two ago, the patriotic people of Or son planted trees. Orson has a municipal forest that has yielded the town $5,000,000 in the past 30 years. And Miss Texas Guinan ts her INCOMPATABILITY. + self to blame for It all. ia husband was drawing cave men and Common People and snakentine borders in the palmy days, | was one of those,who frequently pre “The farm lady must have thought | was direct from the i sanitarium when | strolied up and told her | had a broken wing: So if Miss Guinan hadn't elected me to be president of the Seattle And the $5,000,000 has paid the running expenses of the town = dicted that the sald cartoonist Iv. would stay spread and got 4 ee ae chapter of the Old Times Reunion would come to no good ond Ai te net Genettebling When) madiine tan tm the e aati Club you would now be read! , “ i 7 oe a 4 ae ' Of course there isn't anything to hinder any Am lean town | 7m soe nam be seating ot hi he the aid casteaahat: Went eu teas tanee ta Gnu tate (“T'had the women giveiiial from doing the same thing. But we don't notice any Ame thie lene bair-frisaling story of how nto Boston three years ago (me I suppose my nervousness was at/ down hill and 1 got a start aga . To date Milwaukee seems to be the only American , ; ntill following in his wake), we of ee mg tl even thought about it ph diy: ag ages PS gr age ean the anvil chorus still kept the But it’s worth thinking about, isn't it? geno yim Phares TEXAS GUINAN, merry diphthong on tap. Also it might be worth while to consider at the same time the ion ee Hen Boe) me oat —_— RULE SENN But witness! Moynihan (that’s the fact that while Orson was paying her municipal expenses for the She nyo . 7 . a us bp at | grand-dad had borne the #8M®) cartooniat-husband) 1s under a past year from the proceeds of her well-kept forest, the American mecangthnag 7 emer ang 3 few jname, Just because she happened | woven years’ contract at one bun nation, through neglect of her forests, was suffering a loss of two | Years Ago ¥ called her Texas | to be « girl made no difference At) dred seventyfive a week, and| because she was born in the Lone/all. Texas folks don't balk at mere i 8. n ml hundred million dollars and more than a hundred live Star country and her dad and! trifies, nor do they strain at gnate hi kts Gas moor nanan Municipal Pawnshop bunch of cheriline chortatersa. = ] Which goes to prove only one On November 26 the Milwaukee city officials will open a munic- OUTBURST OF EVERETT TRUE mn havar put over one of thoes | can never put over one of those bi-| | fault, but when nearly to Hicksport/ It's remarkable what the I wasn't-certain that I was on the can do when she has a misdig- right course, and I flew low to see As I soared away to fini, if I could ball somebody to tell) trip the farm lady said Tt et me the way, I grazed a tree with Kame to the core or 7 one of my planes and it began to/ limit, she didn't know sag. Luckily I was so close to said she'd wait and read i the ground that I was able to light) to see. right side up. | As for me, I now was But my aeroplane was on the) make it. unless I could mend it | I left ft on a hillside where it had nestled and walked to the near- — 7 (CONTINUED) ~ “You've forgotten that this ‘ AE. 3 plane yarns on any newspaper t fi bh % Th fi lady | {pat dance hall, from which shal} be eliminated the things (hat of — caer Somehenamecneaae writer so long as it 1s perfectly well Jot ay Sr “thowdtt L wan’ direat! birthday,” said the injured fend at the usual public serene incest tet -ol debi POR THE LOVE OF MIKE, MRS. TRUE known that Texas Guinan ever did| from the simple sanitarium when|_ “! confess I did, dearte, bat! Now the Milwaukee socialists, who Q DON'T DING -DON ° such an ovtre thing as wed a news I strolled up and told her I had a| ¥@% nothing in your ks to 1 things which seem to be turning out right well, are going to estab- G ABOUT THOSE Fiiy paper cartoonist, teheh, wes old her Thad @) vind me you were a day elderthe lish a HOCKSHOP run by THEMSELVES, which (they say) shal & rege od Ni, TAKE THOM OFF IN PLenry: | | —————— si "After Balt an hour I got her to| YoU Were a year ago.” 7p not practice the “almost unbelievable abuses” (City Attorney Doan’s or fm me wee Te > <n For the W " understand I was flying to Hicks pia Prngnene? OF C0t: Sea GED. ie nam who have but cut te seals hee neler “Ia young Sketchings wedded to! port for the Nubbin County Corn| ‘It's astonishing” Siw! Te ee Me cite Marerueiant Wilt uciat & ware Where A Detroit physician says that the) hig art?” Show $5,000 prize, and she skir-/ women are golug into polities ne arent wateh fe. soak heapor! and safest mixture & fat woman! “Yeu—but he'd let art divorce! mished round in the barn until she| business nowadays.” 7” sonatg oe Snot tad tome and pis ne alte ts sedeons he oo 5 oe a ee - |him in a minute if he could afford found some strong wire. With that) “Yes, we will sogms te) ti ticker without giving up ALL the money sent him by a fond papa outs achange), % qunes ieté’ Batee io pay alimony, lI mended the frame so the wing! about the womag and fonder mama. Sometimes dreams come true! The Immorality of Clothes & tenspoontal afler mesie and at bed To Quit the To The Outlet Clothing Company, which has occupied the corner of Occk §- dental Avenue and Washington Street for twenty-one years, is to go out f i business. The entire stock and fixtures are for sale, wholesale or . Everything is marked in plain figures. The sale is continued from day day until the entire stock is closed out. Here are some of the prices: Men’s $10.00 Suits for .. . Men’s $15.00 . Suits for . . Men’s $20.00 Suits for . . A traveler but recently returned from East Africa tells us con cerning the natives of that country that “the less clothes they wear, the more moral they are. Maybe that ts why we are so good when asleep. But seriously, it is human nature to crave sight of the hidden and When the hidden is shown it depraves us becaw we have ar bitrartly decided that what is hidden is unlawful or immoral when " Clothes will make the African negro as prudish as is the white man, and as immoral, for prudery and immorality go hand in hand WHITE SEWING MACHINES $30 B. D. VORIS Pioneer Dealer in White Sewing Machines, 1106 Third Av., Seattle, Wash Phones: Ind. $94; Sunset Main 706 Sewing Machines for Rent. ARTE a an A | jou VE BEEN SINGING THAT | SONG FOR TWO WEEKS! THEY'RE) GOING YO COME OFF NOW SO GaY BUSY # THEY threw eggs at our consuls in Mexico. Prosperity must be at high tide in Mexico. oo. « ; OH, for a speech by Dolliveer on the results of the elections and the promise of the future! 6) @ $T. PAUL won't let Mary Garden sing “Salome.” This is the first decent criticism of Mary's singing we've not! a. 8 ae WIRES CARRY the story of auto which makes trip over Yukon trail. And the Too! dispatch doesn’t tell the make of the auto. i ee OUR POOR defenseless country is now going to hear an awful lot from that noisy old Missouri rooster, Champ Clark. Champ thinks he has fought something, and has already pre-empted the top rail of the fence. 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Now » ean panda re these if Brother Cummins and Brother La presidential lightning Follette—not to ment * sent Roosevelt—would do a sim ge firm|the sacredness of party regularity | would be somewhat tarnished TODAY’S STYLES TO Stylish New Dresses al that meet the ap stunt In one of the “dope out by a Wall st. brok occurs the pllowing In Roose yelt himself a change was taking} | eo place. The greed for popular appro-|_ Senators Gore and Owen, pro bation and pe nal power was | Sressive democrats, have indorse growing enormo ly, fed by the | Progressive republicans of the adulation of the nation. This desire Men’s $10.00 les now prevailing in the Cravenette Coats for Men’s $10.00 astern fashion center n gressive repub ate. 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