The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 8, 1910, Page 4

THE STAR—TUBSDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1910. <@ THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE — @ coco piace! tito! cone many ; ond-claas mates, Member of United Press. Published Daily by The Star Publishing Co. It’s Your Day He Has a Habit of Collecting Little Ladies ee || D Host fo i b +4 , “When people go git a little ANY . profit you to rant for 364 days in the year t A t H Pl y = d H ll N R f LM | money, they jont begin to realize about the h st of living, the injustices of the courts, the 0 ct in IS ays n e ever ero bow little it is.” | IL, No. 6. THANKSGI erlarenrenbntatioti ‘ct lators, the inefficiency of county offi ——-——-- WO eeemncnne eae: 3, DORN ania CRG ; UE a cers So5th ) to the polls to vote a straight | DeWolf Hopper Started With view te Ok fovit and the arses GAMES FOR THANKSGIVING. )DOES A COLLEGE te Della Fox and the Latest maker, You wind your wife up in| Kesmoodle. EDUCATION jy as \ 1y as if your vote were the only vote cast; as if} One Is Dorothy Webb—He about 10 yards of sash, Must be| Carefully select six hand-picked a te depended 02 future, Make no exception for Even Married One of Them, funny to see her go bobbin’ down|%eans, Soak them fe best quality i on vote depended the futu a . r : Edna Wallac the street in an effort to walk,| Water, slightly diluted with soap Ht: fric sake t vote for a man because his friend asked tdna Wallace. Boa If the beans swell up, you win oi you to. If vou don’t know anything about the candidates for a = 30m OOPLAY, Overheard in o sidewalk conver Sublumjink. oe ij pa ur office, don’t vote for either candidate, The hobbies, penchants and fol sation. “Whur wush you las'| Decorate your left hand with one | He FT has Be abraid f “losing” your vote. Vote your convic-| bles of stagefolk are things to night?” Will some erudite reader | large market basket meeal o _ Dot — pp set, eg (bE BN if . ho is | Yonder at ple explain what language | $10 bill, mediuin size, in your right tions. It > er to you to have voted for a man whe For {natance, DeWolf Hopper this ts hand pants pocket, Give this $10 elected, t t is a credit to have voted for a man who should] simply dotes on teony-weeny lend cual bill in exchange for one turkey, a have been elected. ing ladies. “Whistle when the world goos| few vegetables and a can of beans 4 ht When good fortune threw Mise wrong,” sings a ready-advice post.|Keturn home und complain bitterly Vote rig Loulse Dresser in his way last He should warble {t to the Boston | of the increased cost of living. If man who has just been given seven | Aldrich gives @ !11 you cop the summer, Mr, Hopper was glad; but | monthe in Jail for stealing a whistle, | prize. arah he missed the Lilliput ald that he 2 . Hip! Hip!! For Si ee See ices - why he has dainty Dorothy Webb kable resistance sgainst |in the company that Is playing “A | ie savanen ok tl he liberal ane , Matinee Idol” at The Moore this 7 oa f the girls, young, agit derly, to sit up and no- | week We went of & —— Mr. Hopper cheerfully admitted The toughest saloon I ever heard | Thanksgiving Observations by the of was so tough the proprietor was Office Ca afraid to go into it himeelf. Notice that the entire ticket ad vocated by the Dally Thing was Rock Island mayor publicly kissed | elected? Sarah Bernha ributes her rema tee ms “ Divine” Sarah te 65 years old & great-grandmoth | his fondness for the little ladies of 4 burlesque actress who was sing-| Most people save all plugged er, but poke ke @ brik t 30. the stage when I detected him ing, “Has Anybody Got a Kiss to|Sickele for the street car con | counting up the advance sale in Spare?’ He must have a lot of | ductor Lemons! the stage, working hard and late, since long | the box office of the theatre last votes to spare. It's no disgrace for a warried) eis er Was born, and she's stil at it night —— man to be baldheaded. | Podvalley Lea Don't be shocked, please, Mr Renighted Mexico never gets any If the clerk of a street car is a Won te packed a theatre at Chicago the other night and every | Hopper simply confesses to a pro- Pee isieissiviiainaati work done because it has 166 holl-| conductor, Is the motorman @ Nom | ny iit wn ‘s dumbfounded at her joyousness, sprightuness and youth- | fessional fondness for the little days, But never mind, the United | conductor? | Fritterville dumbfounded at h 8 . ones. And, thank the gods, he /Of & Justeatonasharppin expres eanes, yOu nee sng tiny tad | States is catching up. comet | Mixelereek ara 7 . 4 , romedians, too jut he is strong a EDITORIAL—By Eddy Torr. + peep ~ doesn't refer to them as “broiler ston. comes Al y y Chicaae | t think of it! Hardened olf Chicago crazy with adoration |or “squabs,” or anything of that But it passed Quickly : for the girli--quite professionally,| Cayajiert hove in view, The Daily Thing t# no vain boast-| ©"! not “ : 0 ak prentatendnathert sort “The next one was Miss Edna| you understand. And then her glory burst; or, but we modestly cali attention] TINKLETOWN, Noy, 4, { yap p Rpaeag .' r, girist Far be {t from Will to dally with| Wallace. She was with my com-| This season finds the big com-| sho might have copped King |to the fact that by publishing this|town scored another easy Do we need to sa “ eo eS ae ht but very lovely im | that sort of persifiage pany for five years.” edian with a full adult size lead- Manuel too, Thankegiving number we are from| over the cago Cubs ae eee! ASS . ‘ Will? Oh, yee—that's what hie} (Bllence note Miss Wallace |ing lady, It also finds him wear But Gaby saw bim first two to three weeks ahead of all| victory of 11 to 0. Tim terest in a non ranch, te call him, The DeWolf part} as Mrs. Hopper once. «ling clothes of the period. After - - our esteemed contemporaries. In| % hits and no errors; Chicago Prat just for the program and | don’t mention ft even to your dear-|15 yoars in fantastic comedy, be-| “THEN IT HAPPENED” | fact. no other newspaper in this|1 hit and 3 errors. G D mamite? il boards lest friend.) sinning with Wang and continuing Meetrarshis city has even TRIED to get out a) FRITTERVILL as or He Remembers ‘Em. “Then came Alice Judson, She | through to Happyland-—always in (Our Daily Discoatinued Story.) Thanksgiving number in advance |doub'eheader sch: After carefully ensnaring the | was one of the smallest in the lot, | tights Mr. Hopper finds the _ of the Daily Thing with Mixelcreck was called oi q The Las eles Times says it was dynamited by labor unlon | comfortablesized comedian into a a very nice girl, indeed.” change to coat and trousers almost Our usual enterprise will be| account of hot weather, fists | reminiscent mood, I ofte to jot} “Then | found a new leading girl| uneanny, he says manifest in the Christmas number, overall Labor unions say it was destroyed by a gas explosion result | aowa the list of doll-sleed girls »|in London, Jestie Mackaye, ber} But the change to prosale garb as soon as the excitement occa SITUATION WANTED ing from its own crim elesaneas. have helped to make him famous, | name. Awfully sweet girl, too. But|/ has by no means put a kink in bis sioned by our Thanksgiving num-| who had good position ag ween these two os there is a world of difterence—~ “That sounds as though I was|she got married. Played over here | poetic soul ber has subsided, while our Fourth| of baseball bulletin boatdd wie a world peopled with men, women and children and freighted with | some kind of beer,” chaffed Mr.|in the United States a year with) To w here is a soulful little | ot July number will follow close| temporary employment wile human os Hopper. mo, mind you, and then got mar-|thing that he dashed off and re on the heels of the Christmas num-|over the winter. Addrem& Only very wicked men could have dynamited the Times and Chaffed! Rawthor # fawncy bit|/ried. fas two fine little babes | cited for the indulgent audience: ber. Watob for it. } destroyed a score of tnnocent Ii of English—that lnow. Awfully, awfully nice girl Bieter is only # shop-lifter, — SS aT ‘ On other hand, only very wicked men could have taken ad- “Della Fox was the first one. She Margeurite Clark was the next, Mother's e “di ‘that’s all; vantage of an accidental explosion falsely to accuse an entire clas was with me three years. A very|and she was with me until last Brother Bill's simply @ burgiar— of society of an Infamous crime—and Incidentally to save insurance | cover girl; awfully good-hearted | year. Very, Bl sir But fatner's in City Hall. and avoid payment of heavy damages. and a good friend.” All Five Footers. 7 ‘ Unfortunately, there ls no escape from the conclusion that |""Pagaing on to the next one on the| In the past 15 years or vo, Mr.| | Mr. Hopper recited this last line You Never Will Get Such Bargains Again SOMEBODY was very wicked In this case list, a pained expression overcast | Hopper bas made it a practige of| with great feeling © could have | The public will do well msapend its judgment, and to de ben features of the comedian, Sort| collecting these fve-foot od! | been Upping him off? | TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS mand satisfactory proof, be © putting the brand of its condemna- pm Pe ictilaaiiaiial — TIES A 8 RS sates ———— 7 | tion upon any individual or any class. pepecaart | THE SILVER LINING. | Gas or dynamite—which? Pes js ‘ The course o« future events may be {influenced very largely by | “Oh, John!” exclaimed Mrs. the answer to that question Shorteash, who wan reading a let ; if ter, “our son has been expelled — -- from college. Isn't it awful?” BY FRED SCHAEFER "Ob, I don't know,” answered) yw Min, the tightwad of China| : P Shortcash. “Perhaps I can pull/town, was crossing the street with| I was held up the other night.|!f the man wasn’t ne mii through without making an aesign-|» piece of brass money in his hand. | TODAY DETERMINES whether you insurge for vocal exer |Yos, actually, Man stepped out in| | “Shell out Tt canoe Se | mont now.” | Just when he was over the cable | else only Ifront of me and leveled two re tm or sae ‘ nt . | alot he dropped the coln | o Lhe 0 pe TOLEDO has a Roosevelt-Taft Progressive club. How'd you like | Yolvers at me, One would have) W hen an body telte me to eo pane hashed ico page a a ge dy te a ag ms le the goat f ub I that? |beon « ent out, feol chicken hearte | . cost Ni > ; en ee What means this, sirrabt” 1 feathers tmmediately fell. ireity| 2 old hen this morning, and I hit) mourning his loss’ | No. he stopped) f YOU. HAVEN'T done all your duty when you have voted for | «afd, drawing myself up to my full| soon | was ankle deep in feafhers aay Pom rwnth the stone? fe even jothed down the etbte the right men today—sign the recall petition | hota 1 could draw myself up to Il knew that the man in} be on ‘ slot to take a last farewell of his! 4 "8 © fall height because I was far from|deadly earnest. He still held the) Mra. Urban—“N-no, but the stone | Sil 10 CAMS A fet et bie. pigtall NO MAN, no matter how enthosiastic he may be, should vote | empty revolvers, and the revolvers eta | jerred sa a ts a oe Gal supped Gown te where the Wire 46 more than once today There is nothing to justify it. Ri, cua " 1 ‘continued se, vt me. ant ea. <a bey be as ranpioe giana st this sake at We have a clean ° late o ere peremp f 20 miles an hour sffe orythi AN UNUSUALLY large crop of Belle Elmores is ox 4 to |I dislike to be addressed in tones handed him five damp $10 bile — Adar ar cane inten tas offer. Everything up to date ring up in various parts o' world in the next two weeks. that are peremptory. It sounds so} “This is pretty soft,” chuckle JUST A FEW NOTES . the - Come and see for yourself bow Spring up I t ° v plory is ‘alii “ent tae balmed his remains they will send i i © rrogant. ne 7 ~ mo "Yo 1 ” rea anc nuime these Bar- WHATEVER happen to Ms t hones velt in New York today 7 oxevel to oblige him, 1 tried Beg pardon, it ts the very oppo iaaaee eX "nlghth lg why cena” bu ci Soa Asceaerehed fe $s are ~ th the nation can rest assured of some virile metaphor on the result. |to cough. But blamed if I could atte 1 protested “That money yeu cant Gosh C taek cal a (rhe Rat} gains are ¢ e e ¢ 9 I hadn't the sign of a cold ax been to the stean ; “| “True,” rejoined the ostrich, “but a Bet. Pike and AT THE PRIMARY cloction the Poindexter voters rode to the | I told him so. But still I was tt came back hard boiled.” | |auy feathers can, reach more $10| ‘The rye crop of the United States WONDER—1525 2nd Ave., Pike and Pine St. polla in Burke automobiles. Humphrey is paying for the autos today. | willing to humor him. “You walt Tut, tut,” laughed ye we yi notes tn a day than you could In amounted this year to 32,000,000 0" es here,” I sald, “and [ll go cateh a / “how enn. you speak of money @ thousand years. Sachein: | r A PARCELS post would give less incentive to express com- | cold.” eing bard botled? J — Sac! q panies to inconvenience the public while settling a wage dispute He still had the revolvers leveled Because it was my nest egg,” I with employes. at me. The guns were on the level, | replied, cackling. rare ~ rat SAN FRANCISCO woman lay still while burglars murdered her husband beside her tn bed. Knew enough to notify the un dertaker, anyhow. ° ° ° CHINA'S panic has busted 27 bi # in Shanghai and 30 in = | Hinve oo wom || Extraordinary Special Sale silver, the heathen! In 10 years the American people jis charged with swindling Countess TO CELEBRATE OUR —_—_— SSS = have invested $50,000,000 in fake|Tankerville and seven hundred e ? : g scheme Warren Dickson, | other persons out of me ageregat OSGAR AND ADOLF cow head o0 | . e. . e ’ new head of the police inapect-|ing more than $1,000,000. | Fi ‘Say, Osgar, here on der fare bil! iss brinted ‘Fish in Rame- {ors in this city, said yesterday. He| It was the result of investigations | wen = rs h niversa r in usine ; a kins.’ Vot iss ramekins, Oogar?” was talking about the investigation |of the so-called fake mining enter 4 Ramekins, Adolf, iss somed ings like shells.” being made of the affaira of Wiil-| prises that showed $50,000,000 had “Ach, I see. Fish in ramekins iss shellfish.” iam T. Wintemute, who Enver a | Teun awaiting trial Wintemute|ton youre, Mr Dickson bettered | Kor .Tomorrow Only, Wed., Nov. 9th ee ithat thie sum was a very conserva j VOTE YES! DONT FoRGET!] "me rmcre =! ONE-FOURTH OFF Two amendments to the State Constitution will be sub- mitted for approval November 8. One relates to succession in the governorship, the other corrects an injustice in the law as to qualification of voters. VOTE YES ON BOTH. |terminedly as at present, for it is |bound to wipe out all manner of | misuse of the matis, no matter what) |the articles the dealers in inflated Jor false ventures may seek to sell. | “No person who has a real gold| |mine, or mine of any kind with Contract Goods Excepted jactnal productivity in sight, need | peddle stock at 20 cents a share, or less, or more,” Mr. Dickson sald. | | “Whenever that is being done it is time to ask for an accounting and an authenticicated report from an jundoubtedly efficient and honest |mining engtr There is plenty of capital ready for the development | of any productive mine | Including All Suits, Overcoats, Raincoats, Hats, Caps and Fur- nishings for Men, Young Men and Boys. Suits, Overcoats and Raincoats for Men and Young Men $15.00—One-fourth off .. $11.25 $20.00—One-fourth off ..$15.00 $25.00—One-fourth off ..$18.75 > §. The King of Entertainers The Entertainer of Kings Once again has it been proved that coincidences are the most re markable things in the world. This time it was in the court of Judge Rosalsky in general sessions, Jobn Bauer, a one-legged tatlor, pleaded guilty to having passed a worth less check on a Harlem saloon Hie Master’ Vouce” 3 The Victor is the greatest musical instrument the world has ever known. LIBERTY E. HOLDEN | i he Victor for their royal pleasure ma mentioned the i wepaper man’s be How did you come to sign ‘Ine $5.00—One-fourth off .. $26.28 a K f England, the Emperor of Ger the King of Jg) that pov nd journalisin went! qore Wasservogel?’” asked | thie t Italy, the Queen of Spain, the King of Portugal and the | "and 'n hand. | The country editor] judge Fi } Shak, of Patan. i gelling Alcs Peon I just used the first name I or Boys With all the money at their command, these rulers ez lof his exchequer. But it is » ; {thought of,” answered Bauer . paecaleeP vel hap west ge BOTS COB EE) Ct Bis exohoquer . js not a Then,” said the magistrate, $4.00—One-fourth off $3.00 secure nothing that gives them so much as the | ways so. Once in a while there 18] “pormit me to introduce you td Mr $5.00—O h off 83 Victor und a newspaper man rolling In| Isadore Wassorvogel, assistant dis- y ne-fourth off $3.75 You can enjoy the same music and entertainment as these sov ple or ipo a a / aoe ce trie ttorney.” ; : $6.00—One-fourth off $4.50 ereigns fand, the proud metropolis | Wasservogel, who was sitting in e710) . ; fst You can get a Victor for as little as $10. Others up to $100 of the Buckeye state, has one, fall-|the court room, took a look at $7.00—One-fourth off $5.65 Victrolas, $125 to $250. Terms to sult ng behind her rival city, Cinctn-| Hauer, and could not remember Also One-Fourth Off on All Hats, Caps and Furnishings for Men and Boys—Contract Goods Ex- sa : Fe eer gant tn this respect. | ever having known or seen hii | ONE DOLLAR Brings a Victor to You! | BP thine: tinintiat and otherwise in HER FAVORITE. the Forest City, Liberty KE. Holde n| “Who is your favorite author?’ Pacific ¢ Distributers Pacific Coast Dealers tn aid in a@ newspaper plant im the| asked the young man cepted of VICTOR Talking pianicinay sand Other r long ago, when newspaper Dickens,” replied Miss Caustique, F W. di d Onl: nue and or Pianos. lant re wore or less a drug) “Hig works abound with odd and or the market; when the average | villainous characters to whom it {s| canesday J iN P| & O » much preferred a package! @ pleasure to compare people I dis November the 9th—Our Twenty- Hy soking raCCO | like, . 24 By getting some good practical] First Anniversary ‘ee i sine Seoved A900. Nineteen | Stores on the newspaper men to lease the prop DIDN'T CARE FOR IT, ey our * . a Pacific Const, orty on a basis that gave them in “Mr. Buxby sad the hostess, ntive for hard licks and yet re-| “won't you please ask Miss Screech: ry ctniteials ve on tained a fine alice of prospective | er to sing for us? You know, she'll ‘ividends for himself, Mr. Holden | never do anything that I ask her | has been eminently successful in} “Oh, in that caso,” rajolned Bux e he ne aper business the ‘ ould e vey A the vegetables ipa liber hg iia foorre Me Nee “I would rather have you ask e o piling up o co ve y 2 in your piling up other coin in silver | k vet 5 16 ‘ " Y mines, hotels, banks, etc, with the} Stubb—-Who is the gentleman 1rs venue an oOlumbila ree YOU CAN CARR Market Bausket) rest’ that sevoral odd miliions| with the ear protectors? Is he a meee Wertioke Market ir ‘ceil tus sit Eeimees ew |, Strongest Overcoat House in the State The Temple of, Economy. editing the dividend coupons |the gas office,