The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 5, 1910, Page 4

heer and after that you can insurge all you please.” ean Club. Merchant Marine League for $75 tips; send him back Published Co, Press. Publishing United The Star Member of Daily by & When William Faversham Comes a Happy Smile and When to Insurge “Vote for the republican nominee next Tuesday, In behalf of Will E, Humphrey, John L. Wilson last night gave this advice to the North Side Republi- gpg aS ag Re Moore in “The World and His Wife” Lets Star Readers | in on His Future Plans, | Sink all your principles; forget all your wrongs; shut your eyes to the future and give Humphrey the Send him back to Washington to work for the BY JOHN COPRLY Impartially dividing hia attention between The Star interviewer and) a very nice breakfast of Scotch ont: | meal and brotled salmon, William| Faversham came across with an unusual compliment for Sunpy Se attle this morning job to fight all legislation for laboring men; send him back to vote for mileage grabs; send him back to vote for a trust tariff bill, and after you have done this you can : : as | As it hasn't been done before, I insurge all you please—when there is nothing to IM-|itoned » a hrist. “What struck me mont,” sald Mr. surge about. : Wil Faversham, “was the sanity of This is the advice of John L. ilson, dress {n your men.” a janity tT" abheak os, In the Middle Wostern cities I was astonished to see mon of all ages and sizes trotting about their business, wearing comic clothing such as variety actors affect on the stage. You know-— the big boots with Inchwide exten sion solea, comic opera plaids and checks In their pantaloons, and ab- normal shoulders,” Perhaps Mr. Faversham didn't ay pantaloons, But that's what meant, anyway “Everett True,” Benefactor “Everett True” ts about the most popular man before the news paper public, He deserves to be. “Everett True” DOES the thing which all of us would like to do, if we dared. He smashes the fntolerable bore. He visits out rageous abuse upon those who outrageously abuse the rest of us. He is the personification of that kind of public protest that dares not think aloud because it would be unconventional, {f not impolite. But “Everett True” does not escape the just indignation of his During breakfast, whilet a bat wife, when he carelessly treads upon her rights, He gets “what's [isin of the Washington hotel coming to him,” and takes {t meekly, And there he teaches the rest | va iorg made it pleasant for us of us another lesson, Faithful are the wounds of a wife! by forming fn a solid phalanx about the table, Mr. Faversham apolo- gized three times for his own care lees garb. I personally don't mind) Norfolk Jackets, so I waved it aside | . meaning the apology, of course— | not the Norfolk. A Millionaire’s Poem “You know, the flowers you plok while you are living ar whole lot sweeter than the kind they put on your grave.” WILLIAM FAVERSHAM Faversham has hooked THE STAR—SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1910. THE STAR EDITORIAI AND MAG ] two real | don Twentieth ope must have an « of course, one’s pursuit may be.” j loc al theatres. ! have its premiere early in the new | clergyman, usual garb seen tn our very STROLLERS’ COLUMN business man who, advertised for an office boy to run errands and answer the telephone, exhibited Compared to This Actor, Ike Walton Is a Mere Trifler say " or tg ae lee With the Denizens of the} yoour add and 1 thought I would like the position. yoours trueley Seattle, Oct. 24nd. Dear Bir; I wish to appile for the position in re Briny Deep. to the layman, but woofully Inck ing in business tact Nowadays | gard to the Ad,, you had in the pa to busine | per, I have had about eight months how artistlo |expertence in office work I can refer |you to Mr. —-~ for whom I woked for eight months I can give |4 good recoomend from him I was jin his employe for several mouths will not work for less than aix | dollars $6.00 pr wk yours Heapfully ear public | Mr. Mr.| “Hoth no matter It wouldn't be a bad idea if this printed in neat type and tab 4 in the drossing rooms of our One Biushee Here. Hiere is where the gota in fi the firat Ume on Faversham’s plans jthrough the grammar schools,” Persons given to blushing are) said the advertiser. warned to turn to the next page a right here "The telepho In his new comedy, which will | strong grip on um, these applicants habit hi a waid a Beattie “and its influence on our vocabulary, our comparisons and our lines of thought Is quite re tmarkable. 1 had amusing in year, Mr. Faversham will appear in a costume composed (in even parts) of a happy smile and a ploce of tiger skin about the size of &/ stance of Just thie very thing the | desk calendar other Sunday afternoon, It was going over with my children various statements In the Lord's Faversham will assume the | Prayer, I tried to make each sen Nix on Meshlings, tights or other Yomatockian makeshifts. Mr role of & Faun-—-an fmmortal from tence plain and practical When the empyrean realms I'd finished my oldest boy asked And all the other characters in What does = amen mean, the comedy will be clothed In the | father? beat I hesitated to get some easy an. swor that they'd remember, when the youngest little chap spoke up society Will it be a hit? Ask Anastasia. After the firat act has jogged/and paid along a bit, the other characters) “‘Why, amen's just ‘ring off, will insist that the Faun Stranger /ign't it, father? Century clothing. | Then as I suppose I looked some. That's a poem. Keen Fisherman, Is He, jsalmon, while the best that his) The Faun Stranger will do so, but/ what amused and shocked at his It was uttered by Louis L Aaron of Pittsburg, who had just Mr. Faversham explained that/stage manager has done is one/in the climax of the play be calls|interpretation of the word, he given away about $60,000 for the fun of seeing what good it would /the careless garb was for fishing «mall smoked herring upon the good god Pan to pipe up, | added 5 do while he ts alive purposes only Returning to the breakfast table, and the good god Pan obliging, the | Amen's just more respectful In comparative history, Izaak /let me tell Star readers that if Walton was a mere trifler with the there ts ever a society for the Bup denizens of the deep compared to| pression of Enlarged Ego in Enter Mr. Faversham. I have this from|tainers, William Faversham will Mr. Faversham himself be the president With members of the company,| “The actor or actress the star of “The World and His |rades silly affectations ts not only Wife” made an afternoon of it to-lan object of amusement to fellow day. Late reports show that Mr. | play ¥ and source of wonderment The world will not be saved by its millionaires, not even by ita inspired millionaires. But rich men can satisfy their own souls, and incidentally make a good many people happy by commit- ting Mr, Aaron's poem to memory and putting {ft Into action. The way to get is to give. And it ts as true now as it was two thousand years ago that the way to save your life is to lose it. Progress" By Revolution Uruguay ts on the verge of another revolution Jobn Barrett, chief of the Bureau of American Republica, re- cently said: “Not one single revolution in South America has failed to plant the flag of civilization a little farther on.” Then let them revolute! Stagnant waters are foul, OBSERVATIONS 1T SOUNDS as if they'd chloroformed Joe cae a PADDING the census comes under that classification sinfulness lies in being caught at it A WARNING THAT WAS HEEDED NEW YORK, Nov. 6.—In subway me in |department » now displays depicted a pair of » lrule, with the legen | Weight and Measure | It may mot seem as if there w Cannon. . “True by whose “eon ater anything startling about such an THE 4080th private of General Custer’s force of 2,000 men advertisement until it has just died at San Bernardino, Cal. that not | wold by all the big wtores with « Sa oe FRANCES HODGSON BURNETT says that “unhappiness is indecent.” Then, sure, it ought to be arrested. ° eo 0 NOW THAT the Gill crowd has muzzled its defender, the graft the size, while really they ventionality and in the happy emile and tiger skin fe known place wh who pa | Faversham belleves. shapeliness of present ing devices that have been seized, nd wurface care one of the largest) but it makes an impressive sight, New York\ and cr a sign on which is) KEEPS SCORE OF on and 4) FIGHT ON GRAFT | is recalied| ing hundreds ‘Kk AKO shoets were being | graphs of all sorte of city work, one thing stamp on them purporting to give) struction, of t« Were | tion, of lweveral inches lees each way, andj in ab Faun casts off the clothing of con | ‘cause you're talking to God really means ring off.’ Ax an example of the ever jpresent thought of the telephone I j think this ts hard to beat. | “THEN IT HAPPENED” (Our but it iw to the un- | noe he came. It's going to be @ great play, Mr. He's only worrying about the hia lege Just at Daity Discontinued Story.) ds surround it constantly How are the city officials spend ing the taxea which I pay?” is the question which this show proposes to anewer, It anewers by exhibit of enlarged photo pictures of sewer < nt reconstruc « work, of everything, , that could be photograph yah B pr jthat thie waa only one of a soore,j;ed. Then there are big charts er, crooks and gamblers feel more hopeful jor a hundred, such “trade custome | showing the cost of doing city| Scene: A restaurong. o ° ° by which buyers were being| work, tabulated by years, generally! Dramatia personae: Elmer Ana GERMAN war office has ordered a fleet of 40 airships. More cheated |indieating # reduction im reeent|conda, the hearty feeder that's all! millions to come out of the taxpay eo 6.8 YOU HAVE only to read the names of the men opposed to the canal bond issue to be assured that you want to vote for it ee oe THEY have a particularly egotistical brand of weather back ta Towa that thinks it can interfere with Roosevelt campaign plans oe: : 0 SENDING S. E. Co. inspectors to the hospital may eventually convince the company that some of its rules are not any too popu lar. wouldn't be putt A farmer setting out to blow some stumps took with him @ negro man to the field. The farmer carried—very gingerly, as you may /pose—a bottle of nitroglycerine ugh to devast the whole farm if set off at once. Putting it down ata safe dista the farmer took pains to show it to the negro, and warned him, “Eph, as you value| weights and measures, is bound to hear of that “ad” and men fnto that store to make sure that {t means just what it says. DISHONEST MEASURES PUT ON DISPLAY 2 Fie your life, DONT TOUCH THAT] 7 ; OF COURSE Will FE. Humphrey was realously guarding the tnter. BOTTLE.” BS. i neve boars ag ” Rg od ests of this district when he voted to participate in the rank mileage Eph seemed Impressed and to-| cot and bog Gnother aon steal. . , gether they mpent the f boring holes in stumps. ner time the far charge them with the powerful ©x-|exhintt of condemned scales 100n 18) evidence of what they have don About din-land one which perhaps will appeal ak ee IT 18 gotng to cost $174,079.335 to run New York City the coming year, a large part of which will be tribute to party poll nd ties, as usual. plosive. But be could not find It) measures at the city’s “Budget ° ° ° where he had placed it how,” t Oj Right near the THE J. Ogden Armours are again making quite a social stir |" pon” he thundered, “where is/5o 6B tin. peor so a tons fm Chicago. J. Ogden has got a corner in lard, and toots the | that bottle absolutely tona—of rusty old Price to $13.25 per 100 Dat bottle?” replied Eph, “Ab! scat ) Po don't teched It. Yo" little boy do ROCKEFELLER’S income this year will bo only $70,000,000. | fork iter ty de to play wif If the poor old fellow had to pay an income tax of 60 per cent, he would have only $35,000,000 with which to pay for his golf this year. . false weights and wooden measures. Of course this hibit does not comprise a tenth of the total amount of such cheat- |fIUL_YOUR OWN TEETH” ee DON'T get excited about these little riots in Paria. When the people of Paris really get after their chamber of deputies, the very first news will be that the chamber of deputies is at the bottom of the Seine. Ayer’s Cherry Pictorat Promptly discharged. Even your smeller has got to be non-union | My ae if you serve under General Otis. matertal and Perfectly FILL-O If you have s cavity tn your teeth and cannot afford eapensive dental oO o o TELEGRAPH operators who testified that they smelled gas in the Los Angeles Times office just before the explosion were eee See TAFT and Hitchcock are gotng to try to raise postage rates on the magazines by making them pay especially on the adver- tising sections. ‘Nother instance where the consumer gets {t where Caroline wears her Adam's apple. @reggist dows not Tickling "ae Wenetideaiia Co., 151 Empire Bidg., Seattle, Wash. THE WAY OU ss “§ on allt Our Liberal Credit Plan Is a real, dignified, accommodating con- venience. If you find it hard to live and dress properly on your income, do not hes- itate to use your credit with us. We are here to serve you with a convenience as well as good clothes. Extraordinary Values in Ladies’ Suits, $27.50 This special is for Monday. Suits are of extra quality navy French Serge and Chev iot. They are extremely well-tailored and finished throughout; lined with good qual ity satin; and the skirts are in plaited or mi-hobble effects. A fortunate purchase ETTING a fourth hand for “bridge” is only one of a thousand social uses of the 7 telephone, and Telephone Service promotes socia- enables us to offer such excellent values at this price, At $35.00 and $40.00 they bility and good fellowship, because it brings neigh- would faabene valies, Comé in Mon bors closer together, Your friends all live within day and get one. talking distance . It is the same with your out-of-town friends—the Eastern Outfitting Co., Inc. universal service of the Bell System makes them 1332-34 Second Ao., ; Near Union St. your neighbors, too, Your voice can reach all by “Seattle's Reliable Credit House’’ means of the Bell Long Distance Service The Pacific Telephone | and Telegraph Co. Every Bell Telephone is the Center of the System, Fire-Proof Storage The Very Best at the Same Price BEKINS MOVING AND STORAGE CO., Ine. Madison at Twelfth East 414—Cedar 414 er was Teady tO) more forcibly to the masses, is the! tin and} You can bet this particular store | years ae graft has been gradually that “ad” tn the) eliminated and business methods! of crab salad, one lemon meringue/ cara if {t wasn't prepared to “make | introduced. good” right to the letter of the law.| Ubrary exhibits are comprehensive Tiyothy Driscoll, commissioner of | and interesting. send bis/ to an “Waiter, fetch me two portions ple, a stuffed mango, a can of mus tard sardines, Neapolitan ice cream, & seid! of Plisner, and some cocoa- | nut custard.” The waiter brought ther. (THE END.) The public school and In all departments there are men T questions, And they are! kept busy AZINE PAGE # Again He’ll Wear a Piece of Tiger Skin, Says He L you | the | By Mall, out of city month. Wash, F Benttlo, “Did old man Popton faint w she had married, because that wa it wag becau “No, not that, hear of it, Josh Wise Says: Josh Wise Says all right for th’ office to seek th’ man, but It ought to Inspect him pretty thoroughly before inVitin’ him in” “How did you happen to come clear out here from Indiana, strang ert’ asked Sixshooter Pete. “Well, you see, the folks back home got to saying all kinds of mean, slanderous things about me, and I concluded I wouldn't stay, said the new arrival “But why didn’t you make prove them slanders?” “They did.” ‘em The gallon measure in America ie | the cid Queen Anne gallon. it con- tains 6.3389 pounds, while the pres ent gallon measure in Eny taine 10 pounds. He—But, my dear, we must have something to eat She—tIen't that Itke a man? ways thinking of hia stomach. Al- it would take 1,400 one-horse drays to move John D. Rockefelier's | fortune. | “What's that you're smoking?” sald the girl's father. “Why, sir, it's a cigar,” said the to me ike Connecticut enbbage.” “I'm sure ft isn’t, str, from your Wbrary and your daugh- ter gave me one of yours.” I just came Some women belleve that econ omy means shaving yourself while or wife cuts your hair. | Andrew Carnegie hasn't refused face of der clock, Adolf?” “| wase vondering yust why faster as der hour hant.” “Fool! nd con. | OSGAR UND ADOLF.—By | “For why do you stant und look mit your face so hart ad de year, § month: MT , aA necond-clagg matter, uk hen his daughter announces * the first he heard of ttt ~ se it was not the last be woulg | to give an interview In the ning years. Before that he never any. > Popular Plays With Popular Poo Jone, But Not Li ‘ollette—"The Pox a Relation.” Burrows—(See Hale), | Morgan-——“The Dinner Party?” Manuel—"If I Were King” Uncie Sam planted $000,009, to potatoes this year. He | 106 bushels to the acre, Absut | 000,000 bushels, worth ~~ = ewes nee eaeerrt Becearcer2r<eee | Horseshoeing in Java fe dam the natives in the open 10 cents a shoe. . Two hundred and fiftythes wood-pulp mills in the country emp sumed 4,002,000 cords of wood let year, mostly spruce, hemlock ang | poplar. | “Do you think, general, | ships could be used in Eg 3 i “It all depends om wi me can get the enemy to go we | them.” a Norway imports cottons 2 |out of which margarine butter | manufactured. The principal streets i Com | stantinople have been paved with over ot j granite blocks. “The English jour politics.” | nothing on us. There are about 60,000,000 inca descent electric lamps in use is this country. all ah sea Weill, they've == Fred Schaefer iss id der minude hant goes so much The Oft-Repeated Remark “1 Would Give One Thousand Dollars to Play the Piano Like That’ Is Challenged by the Cecilian Player Piano Many people who are lovers of music and have been untaught in the art of it, from lack of opportunity or inability to master execution, have made this remark from time to time in our warerooms whenever a sales- man has played some particularly tuneful selection that has appealed to their fancy. You can play the piano as well, and better, if you have one of these wonderful instruments, No more profitable source of enjoyment can be found than a piano on which you can play with natural ex- pression any musical composition. 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