The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 28, 1910, Page 6

THE STAR—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1910. Tame ol tml Pipe, fs’ <> THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE © vow ciGancevcentm Daily by The Stare Publishing Co. SA RAS ie ‘ 4 wis , Goodnight! Here’s Something]|f There’s an Exylotomist or Agrostologist STAR DUST That Works While You Sleep Around Seattle He Can Land a Job With U.S. THEN IT HAPPENED, JOSH WISE GAYS: British museum. Hark! The old lever movement ik, tarifftaxed $1 and 40 per - went € + value, strikes the hour of bedtime. pam Our dentist got a tank o' laughin’) That's nothing,” #ald the Amert Pa knoe xt of his pipe, taxed 50 cents a gross and| Lots of Other Jobs Open oe a Ts gas from th’ city, an’ th’ town boys | can; “in one of our museums wo'v 5 per cent additional, and kicking off his 16-per-cent-tariff-taxed shoes, : * . stood round th’ express office all) «ot the.typewriter ow which Saree his weary way to the ains of slumberland Every Little While at the ER i W) PY | day waitin’ ter hear it laugh.” | wrote the inventory of the anima Beate taxed 45 per cent, he sleeptly removes} Federal Building Civil AVE LS ° - “ jin the ark Dis ti wn over a dresser, taxed 35 per cent Service E: ee D Andrew D, White, formér prest nas and plac taxed $3, and an additional 26 per cent, ervice Examinations. (on ~ 0 dent of Cornell university, passes | Canada's wheat crop will be 18, on the » turns down the leht of a pretty a \)4 Glo J | along this advice from Jouh Billings | 000,000 bushels leas than the ceep glass la 4.60 per cent, and settles down into a pair of cotton] BY ELEANOR ADDAMS to the Cornell freshmen: “Kon-| last year, pajamas ) per cent, to await the happy dreams-—-NOT taxed] Would Ja se Be job? Want te ee Ider the postage stamp, my son; | - = under the iff law, work for Uncie Sam P , its usefulness konsists in ite ability; “I dropped my watch {tn the river) Ma goe ther re » that tho kiddle Well, there's lots ot fobs open Rx tie 2 LZ |to stick to one thing until it géts|and when I recovered tt a week Bously os 0 Woo Morpheus, and examinations held, every fow x a am | there later it was still running.” nighty per cent, and 10 per cent more if it’s on daze at the federal building here ye, * ¥, pe — Remarkable watch f © government war i “ ‘“ t ‘ thos | Axa be _soverain nt wants a 6 you aonche ? The general stock ef money in ‘Ob, it was the river that eathing and an eansplitting snore the Uniced States is $1,683,308,060, | Was running hates from b th “warm . cent addit 1, if they are aght but pe per two, NOT tariff-taxe taxed 22 cents a p the cheapest woolen kind, dou Jerdown quilt, taxed ta, taxed not less 1 feather pillows, taxed mattress, taxed 10 per ¢ his room dedicate & square yard sary furniture, t, and an tron bed, the fron tubing of whioh| °° e bolts which hold it together 1% cents a sa x with wire springs, the wire ‘ make up pa's and ma's slumber room Meddle not with dreams or res, for they're not taxed,| They don't compete with pauper snores and dreama| 4" tt pean jas an ew jand @ fish culturist | Need Many Stenographers. “Those who ha "i Ma you = What Ac a Tree? Are you an exylotomist? Or an ¥ Or a pomologiat? work if you are Uncle Sam needs them, He needs all kinds of people, !t seems, from looking over the list posted in the federal building Artists and chemists, bakers, | clerk . The Canadian Pacific rallroad sold 975,080 acres of land in West lern Canada last year at an average of $14 per acre. The teacher tn phystology was! trying to teach her class the mean ing of cuticle, What are my face and hands overed with?” she asked. Polly Peters knew the answer, Freckles, Mins. keep the sleepers or the comfort of rest their heads; and 8 @ peaceful snooze r. A pretty mat warm; the dream Wditor Most Anything: the best way to commit A Go into the Maine woods and |} make a noise like a deer, Alabama has held third place among the states for iron produc ition since 1894. trained nurse |chauffours—all kinds of p A the government wa The American wheat crop this ‘This book, sir, was once owned | year, according to the government |! by Caesar,” paid the guide in the| report, will be 691,769,000 bushels. and ontentationy ) of bard earneg ing @ Scent pi Se @ never came bade (The end.) Outburst of Everett True 4 H | ster ro STROLLER'S COLUM RWARD, PLEASE !! The Lady and the Tiger a ee a ee eee eS ee ee ary the wages are below the union] examined in bis proficiency, 1 had firemen are paid/a menta » of rows and rows} " New Eu f ’s two doors a 2S - , nb nama: oh ye new clerks in the| seale | Marin : 1g =r acl canal servi In the a month, and blacksmiths get|of plea a . each neatly ent Tiger Ba: { New Hampshire, service you get a freo| #60 and t vy labeled wi po of ite maker : m », with full salary | “There's been a dearth of mes tasting each bod n do that, and itv % ane epee arciea) oF wenger boys, too. You'd think that | o: and marking its wr ady and Ted a tres homes in there would be plenty of boys be the {nw a bachelor headquarters tween 16 and. 18, who would be -- ine We never have bean able to get | #4 to earn $30 & month tad “One trouble in that the dates of when mm, at our examinations aren't enough known. Wo aren't any money for advertising, He WHERE'S Sunny Jim Sb BK only way we can reach the p is by bulletins The examin raphers and typewr ended by 14 pe women are ap t the department AFTER A setto w recount as department, Tacoma took the for at now can specify what sex they lwant, and their preference is for| “4 ® be ° nothe: inin Do you use the Bb c ; ere be eae service, which accepts men on tied It, HOLD to your real estate! su'll be able to trade it aa . igen i. i. atte our hard t ; : ‘ca a ee jthat require no edu nal exam play (ne or ‘. eoine TO « in a balloon will not be popular with | Dall mo Sur ineeen we oe Be... ak the court beld tat ; omeseekers for s me. | bee able e eh marine she actually had somettay ¥ via oe. plumbers, sitet ai inert to say im the play, she wa ¢ DOUBTLESS WAPPY would be greatly pleased if the public ' mm ® orn fe : op actress and entitled to the mong!—E ; r |COME OUTSIDE HERE WHERE wE won'r HURT curse aes ° is cae tabs Podpete tS © same salaries all aited St | ‘ \ANYBODY — | WANT TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING | This may not be true, but rE Ge ing RUNNING a handbook Is evidently « felony that the prosecut TO EARLY HOURS. 1 how a baker could be! required duth /To You! STEP FORWARD M@ANS STEP fetgirelg ss sie ¥ Tighe A Sas ae 2 re |FORWARD, SEE% JUST LIKE THAT ! — i aa Ga pode i oe eon ee eee ae Silag—Be gosh, I see this bere THESE GIRLS TO WED || You'RE MOvING FORWARD RIGHT Now anifeyrs: ; wetangled « fie po BEFORE 30; ANY BETS? —~— e How COULD Way ea wide acquaintance among Cyrus-—Do te The next thing ae . you get paid? Wagar" . crooks when b at he ve day during business se 8 new RE ys . rs ; : coh.” answered the bak pe | CARNEGIE arrived in New York with the announcement that he'd] .“T work om § say. Disappointed a whaling big wd+who thought he Mise } Wh y - FP fading at BOB LA FOLLETTE’S recovering fron Den t e, anywhere ‘ med { sux athe star a s ‘ 4 " Ke, T Stediia y said the souse it iid ‘we don , ne ner, “what'te gola’ pack h y nuch money?” puld . i CS ae % ed & man sell M-CM Soap, shy” abiree Poot 3 We MOM will suffer all antation Mills, Stall ay Gr Aint a awl chirping about “Falling Leaves,” not choru t av. Phone North 2 . TR TESTED Is Made in | Seattle I QAP} Pe rhs Keep Seattle Money In Seattle M-C-M SOAP IS SOLD ON ITS GOOD NESS. - ANY ONE BUYING A CAN OF M-C-M SOAP AND NOT FINDING IT SAT- ISFACTORY, WILL PLEASE CALL MAIN 6350, AND A MESSENGER BOY WILL COME AND GET IT AND REFUND YOU THE PUR- CHASE PRICE. . M-C-M CLEANS WITHOUT SCOURING. M-C-M IS A THOROUGH HOUSEHOLD SOAP, FOR TOILET, LAUNDRY, SCRUB- BING. A MONEY SAVER. THE HOUSE- WIFE’S FRIEND. INDISPENSABLE TO MA. CHINISTS, PRINTERS, CHAUFFEURS, LA- BORERS AND RAILROAD MEN. SOFT- ENS THE SKIN AND HEALS. E 2S ol S. REMOVES Co.